#also FUCK konami's artwork of kallus
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Just some Kalluzeb stats...or at least an ATTEMPT
Garazeb Orrelios
6 ft 11 in. (2.1 meters) (one site said he was 7'6"??? Make up your minds!)
253.5 lbs (115 Kg)
Born 44 BBY
(Nice and easy)
Alexsandr Kallus
6 ft 5 in. (1.95 meters) (goddamn, the Empire likes the big don't they? but also WTF? Hayden Christensen/Anankin was 6ft? or Anakin was 6'4" depending on the website you look at and Vader is 6'8"????)
198 lbs (90Kg)
Born "Between 44-35 BBY" (So what, did Kallus family not note the year he was born? Didn't care? what age did the Empire go with? Is he Zeb's age or Ahsoka's age or a year younger than Ahsoka WTF!?)
What I've learned from this is that there is its all fiction nothing makes sense canon is all over the place make up whatever you want in the end to make a story work
ALso
Dont trust superherobd.com OMG they said Kallus was 77????? like HWERE did THAT number even come from?
#I'm trying#im trying my best#wtf#i just want some specifics for writing but... uh#kalluzeb#facts#stats#garazeb orrelios#alexsandr kallus#funny#meta#y'all what?#also FUCK konami's artwork of kallus#i get it but OW#darth temoc 's art of Zeb looked good though#my post
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