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[lord-of-the-weird]

babe i love listening to you talk about things you’re passionate about so can you please infodump @ me <333 i am making grabby hands at your interests !!!!

i have finally found a worthy obsession mahwahaha (five months later)

prepare to meet the ✨batfam✨

batfam. Bruce Wayne/Batman’s kids (biologically, legally or emotionally)

*most of this is fanon aka ive never read the comics so if i get anything wrong politely let me live in my delusions :)

first up is one flipping boi!!!!

Richard “Dick” Grayson/Robin/Nightwing/Batman

my best boy was an acrobat with his family’s circus The Flying Graysons before his parents were murdered in front of him. then he uh-well he wanted revenge <3

queue Gotham’s very own “i work alone” Batman finding and adopting him! since he couldn’t stop the little dickhead from going feral he decided to train him in a non-lethal brand of justice!

if you will please imagine the big scary mono chromatic Batman randomly showing up with a flippy, quippy 8 year old in a primary red shirt, bright yellow cape and green trapeze shorts <3 the very first Robin! (the nickname his mom gave him🥺)

i don’t know about you but I’d be more afraid of the slightly murderous child :)

as Dick got a older he took on the new mantle of Nightwing and starting vigilante-ing in the neighboring city of blüdhaven where he is also a detective (the name Nightwing has something to do with Superman’s home plant of Krypton)

he also briefly donned the infamous bat costume when Bruce Wayne died (but he’s good now👍)

now Jason!!!!!! (Todd) Robin/Red Hood

young Jason gained The Big Bad Bat’s attention when he stole 3 of the tires off the batmobile (he was going back for the forth🤫) he was quickly adopted and the train as the second Robin <3

Jason unfortunately died when he was 15 😔

but he came back but much like Pet Sematary he came back wrong :/

happy smiley Jason is now angry crime lord Red Hood *sign*

he eventually came around to being only-slightly-murderous vigilante Red Hood but it took a while

yay i get to talk about Tim Drake now!!!!! Robin/Red Robin

after Jason’s death (and Dick’s estrangement) Bruce was in a very very dark place but never fear Tim Drake is here! he single-handedly pulled Bruce out of his depression and convinced him that he needed another Robin :)

now a couple things you must know about Timothy is that

1. he’s an ultra mega super stalker (it’s how he figured out Batman, Nightwing and Jason!Robins secret identities)

2. he’s a caffeine addict

(not necessarily in the order)

+ hes a bit sleep deprived

he later became Red Robin in his late teens <3

(also since he had a parasocial relationship with the Wayne’s he grieved Jason while the rest of Gotham thought he just quit so something🥺) 

i’m not actually sure where on the list to put Duke Thomas/Signal because most fic writers only mention him in passing😫 either way he’s very sweet and the only daytime crime fighter plus he has powers!!!!

unfortunately not many fic writers the girls💔 but there is a forth Robin! Stephanie Brown she was fired from that role after a few month and is now Spoiler!

there’s also Cassandra Cain/Batgirl/Orphan/Black Bat who was trained by her father to be an assassin before she ran away <3 all of the batkids learned sign language for her🥺

and Barbara Gordon who was the original Batgirl before an accident that left she in a wheel chair now she goes by Oracle!!!!!! i love her so much <3

NOW FOR MY FAVORITE ROBIN!!!!!!

Damian al Ghul Wayne !!!!!!!

often called demon brat hes the son of Batman and the head of an assassin cult !!! he’s my favorite angry lil stabby boy🥺 he’s mixed martial artistwith a very formal way of speaking, a gymnast, an artist plus an animal loving vegan!!!!♥️♥️♥️♥️

he first became the fifth Robin after Bruce died and while Dick was Batman! he may we tolerate most of his siblings he has a soft spot for his eldest brother🥺

there’s also the baby Terry McGinnis. that all i know about him

in summary Bruce adopts dark-haired traumatized kids instead of going to therapy :)

@rosyfingereddawnn have i mentioned lately that i love you very much?🥺