#also Daisy and Luigi are dating but they aren't like into eachother its for tax reasons

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Mario headcanons because fuck you; Mario - cis, straight, says homophobic things but means well Luigi - cis, bi with a strong preference for men and has a crush on Bowser. Peach - cis, biromantic homosexual. Daisy - cis, bi with a strong preference for women Yoshi - transmasc, straight. Bowser - biromantic homosexual Toad - aroace, agender purely because toads are agender by default. Wario - cis, gay, and the biggest trans ally you've seen, there is no money in being transphobic. Donkey Kong - cis, homoromantic, asexual. Waluigi - he/him NB, asexual, pan romantic. Birdo - transfem lesbian Shy guy - transmasc, he wears the masc because he has big face dysphoria, gay Petey Piranha - ….look at this man, he is cis, gay and problematic. Toadette - lesbian, transfem but not in the like, male to female way in the, no sex to female way. King Boo - He/they genderqueer, heteroromantic homosexual. Toadsworth - gay, transmasc in the same way toadette is transfem Rosalina - she/they demigirl, bi Funky Kong - openly identifies as a homophobic and transphobic gay.