#also DWT stands for dead weight tonne apparently

[feelingbat-ty]

Steph: OMG

Steph: WhAt ElSe HaVe We MisSed?!?!

Duke: omg Dick (RJD)! Dude your like a rip off RDJ

Dick: … I don’t know whether to be offended by that or not?

Steph: pfttt omg duke your so right

Steph: TJD - TIM

Steph: YOU SOUND LIKE A SHIT DJ

Steph: give it up for T!!!!!! J!!!!!! D!!!!! (Air horn sound)

Tim: fuck

Tim: what have I done?

Dick: Tim Quick! What are Dukes and Stephs initials???

Tim: DWT and SLB respectively (although NOT respectively cause I’ve lost all respect for you too!)

Cass: 💀🏋️👅

Dick: what does that even mean??

Cass: 🐞🐞🐞

Tim: she’s being cryptic on purpose 😑

Cass: Never 😇

Duke: Stephs initials kinda remind me of miraculous ladybug

Steph: DUKE

Steph: THE BETRAYALS COME FROM MY OWN HOUSE

Tim: YOU DONT LIVE HERE

Steph: NEITHER DO YOU

Duke: THERE ARE NO COMRADES IN LOVE AND WAR

Jason: THATS NOT HOW THE QUOTE GOES

Cass: 🐞🐞🐞

Duke: YEAH 🐞🐞🐞

Duke: TAKE THAT STEPH

Steph: 😭😭 I hate it here

Steph: you all suck Babs is my new favourite

Babs: please… don’t bring me into this

Cass: 🥹😭💔

Steph: Cass you started this!!!

Cass: 👹😡😛

Dick: guys… why do Jason’s initials (JPT) sort of sound like pspsps

Duke: please 😭 how did you come to that conclusion??

Dick: you sound it out really fast!! I swear! Try it

Steph: huh. I see what u mean

Tim: jptjptjpt

Steph: omg duke, tim

Steph: I dare one of you to follow Jason around and when he asks what tf you’re doing just go ‘jptjptjpt’

Dick: raise that stakes- use it to address him too

Dick: ‘Hey jpt what was that series you recommended??’

Steph: omg yes!!

Tim: wtf no!

Tim: I don’t have a death wish!

Steph: debatable

Tim: He tried to murder me once (and while we’re past that) I’m not keen to do that again!

Dick: please Tim, Jay wouldn’t kill you 🙄

Dick: he likes your tech support to much

Tim: wow… thanks dick

Dick: no problem Timmy! 🥰🥰🥰

Steph: Duke? I’ll give you twenty bucks.

Duke: …

Duke: deal.

Cass: *meme: he’d do anything for 20 bucks*

Dick: *old lady offended gasp* CASS

Steph: hahahhaaaha

Tim: omg steph you’re corrupting Cass! 😭

Cass: only best ways 🥰😛

Cass: and sometimes… I corrupt her 😏

Steph: mshixkwbdo

Dick: I did not need to know that 😭

Tim: honestly serves you right

Dick: What? Why?

Tim: Kory. Wally. Roy!

Dick: okay, pot

Tim: ???

Dick: Steph, Cassie, Darla, kon, Zoanne, Ariana, Bernard!!!

Jason: I’d hate to interrupt this slut shamming sesh

Jason: but why the fuck is Duke harassing me making these like

Jason: Pspssp sounds that are more like… jpt????

Steph: Do you not read the gc Jason???

Jason: why tf would I do that?

Jason: I keep you fuckers on mute outa principle

Jason: plus I tuned out after duke decimated that quote.

Dick: I’m like mortally wounded

Jason: cry about it.

Cass: 😄📵🤐😡😭🦇🫵

Jason: …

Jason: sorry Cass, you’re not on mute, I’d never do that to you

Cass: 🥰😄☺️🎉🥳

Jason: Anyway, who the fuck put duke up to that??

Tim: read the gc bitch

Jason: fuck u

Jason:

Jason: STEPH WHY

Steph: the ✨vibes✨

Jason: What does that even mean?? what if I like, killed Duke? Outa annoyance or smth

Steph: be for fucking real Jason. Dukes your favourite (aside from Cass but let’s be honest - she’s everyone’s favourite)

Cass: 🥰

Steph: You probably weren’t even really annoyed. Confused? Yeah, hence your here but u were mildly inconvenienced at worst.

Jason:

*Jason* has left the gc

Steph: fucking pussy

Oh. My. Gosh.

I just found out that Bruce Wayne's middle name is Thomas.

His initials are BTW. FREAKING BTW.

I'm just imagining that he wrote his initials down on something as a signature and Tim sees and just stares at him for a long moment before opening the family group chat

Tim: btw

Jason: by the way what?

Tim: btw, btw is Bruce's initials

Tim: none of us have figured this out before.

Tim: we have failed as detectives