#alright. anyway. moment of clarity over. this guy also never fucking tipped me on account of him being the tip. which. okay. slay. i guess. | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

butchdykekondraki · 8 months

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this is So specific but kondraki reminds me of this one fucking customer i had like 2 years ago at my old job who used to fucking come in every single day at 4 in the fucking morning in the same outfit until one day after like 3 weeks he comes in in a different outfit and naturally i was like "? why the sudden change" and he looked me dead in the eyes and went "husband left me." and so because i didnt know how to respond i just went "OH. im. so sorry." and he FUCKING CUT ME OFF to go "no its okay i stole his truck". im not elaborating on that i just think hes the type to steal someones truck for breaking up with him and also wear the same fucking clothes for 3 weeks straight

#[ren]#i like how you can tell when my mania meds where off cause i start saying the most like. insane shit ever.#who thinks like this. like moment of clarity who fucking Talks Like This.#alright. anyway. moment of clarity over. this guy also never fucking tipped me on account of him being the tip. which. okay. slay. i guess.#<- which. really is also soo kondraki. to me.

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