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Riverdale: 03x01 - REVIEW 💀😜😈❤️

Its RIVVVEERDALE!

*screams theme music* 😂😂. I'm so happy and overjoyed that I could honestly cry! 😂. This season premiere has been so over hyped/talked about so much that I was just excited for the new season to just start already. Now that it has? I'm going to give you a little review on the episode 😉😁.

⭐ Archie Andrews 🙃....I mean..if you have been following my previous reviews from S2. You have noticed how much I've completely roasted the shit out of your boy for being completely blind and dimwitted to Hiram bullshit 👀😂. Cause S2 Archie? Was a very dark and frustrating time that should never be repeated again lmao.

But.... I DID feel a little sad for him this episode. Cause he is 100% not guilty (obviously) but by American court standards 🙄🙄🙄.aka with 0 evidence or eye witnesses to the murder the jury STILL had trouble coming up with a verdict 💀 it's laughable and sad to me that he is in jail and Hiram (who is a known crime lord and a prick) is still peacocking around the place a free man but... Whatever 😂😂😂😂.

⭐Hiram is a pussy and his gonna end up getting tripped on his lies and I'm gonna be there to put my leg out so he does 🙃.

⭐ Even though Alice is brainwashed by this 'Edgar' bitch. I ignored all that storyline and just focused on how *clears throat*

FALICE WAS SITTING NEXT TO EACHOTHER IN THE COURTROOM!!

(lmao it's amazing how a little thing like that can set a girl off but ... I was happy 😂🙃. God help me when they are seen in bed together later on in the season 😂 I'm pathetic lmao)

🌟 Can you get Polly out of my face please 😂🙃. I don't trust her ever since that evil look she had on her face at the end of S2 talking about the farm like it was some cult 💀👀.

Its just like...every time she opened her mouth and dissed Betty Saying she was 'sick' and she needed help I was like.

I mean. YES Polly has had a tough life in the past and I sympathize with her on that fact alone... But the judgment in her voice and her and Alice ganging up on Betty for wanting to grieve in her OWN WAY about what her father has done just erks me like...leave her alone 😂😂😂😂😂.

I still don't trust her so. Whenever she comes up on my screen I roll the eyes at the back of my head cause u can tell she's long gone by now 💀👀 (but then I feel bad cause it's not her fault she's this way but...whatever 😂)

⭐ Penny is another idiot I can't stand 😂😂 I dunno why she's got such a fetish for judghead but it needs to stop 💀. She nearly beat him to death and took his home...like..what more could this dumbass want! 😂😂😂.

She's really starting to erk me and it's getting annoying.

Jughead : have the southside, have the jacket, have our home, sorry for ripping your tattoo off your arm.

Penny:

Like? 😂😂😂😂 This woman is deranged and is on a warpath apparently so we are just gonna all have to grin and bare it until Sabrina Spellman comes to Riverdale and destorys them all 😂😂😂😂.

⭐ When they played 'Young Blood' I literally screamed 😂. Could this shows soundtrack get anymore better tho 🎇🎇🎆🎆🔥🔥🔥🔥

⭐That closeup of the 'Daddies of Riverdale' near the end of the show gave me life! 😭😭😭

If anyone is gonna take Hiram off his high horse it's them! And I'm living for it 😂😂😂. Fred, FP and Mr Keller on a screen together gives me whiplash 😂. I ain't joking around.

⭐ That Josie and Sweet pea scene was so cute! 😭😭😭. Because Sweetpea is my husband, baby boy + partner for life. I pretended it was me in that scene and tbh...when he stroked her leg, have a sensual kiss and the eye contact?

😂😂😂😂

⭐ Bughead was so fucking cute I died! 😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

⭐ Varchie was so cute (even though I don't ship them but) it made my heart swell. ❤️❤️

⭐ I couldn't stand Hermione a majority of S2 cause it seemed like she still stayed with Hiram. Even though he put her and her daughter in danger (and nearly got them fucking killed!!!!) And Hiram couldn't give less of a shit about it....

But when she had that intense conversation with Veronica about how she was a prisoner and she could never leave cause she was afraid of what he might do...

👀💀💀💀 I felt that. I now see her in a more different light. And I hope to GOD both of them remove themselves from the toxicity of this bish before it's too late. Cause they seriously need help ..

⭐ I'm confused as to why Veronica is still living at her house. 👀💀

⭐ is Archie tattoo painted cause 😂😂😂👀. I SWEAR I saw FP use a paintbrush instead of a tattoo gun to give him the serpant sign lmao. If it's a fake. Won't it go off as soon as he gets in there? Cause I doubt any temporary tattoo lasts however time his in there for lmao.

⭐ Veronica " I guess you don't have a daughter anymore" -

Deceased 💀💀💀💀💀.

⭐ Why did Archie plead guilty OMFG! 🙄🙄🙄👀👀👀👀. He is really testing me rn lmao. He didn't do anything! The least he couldn't of done is keep on trying ...

Yeah yeah he don't wanna put his family and friends through the same pain but come on bro! He shouldn't of given up....but a show needs a storyline so...lmao.

⭐ How are they gonna throw the babies in the fire and then they float up in the air

I'm sorry 😂😂😂😂 I know I shouldn't laugh but it seemed so ridiculous and out of this world I dunno what to think lmao.

⭐ Is Betty good 👀 her having a seizure was kinda worrying for me like 💀. Wth?

⭐ For real. Who tf is that blonde kid seen with Ms Grundy, then Chic and then the guy with the glasses? Like...wtf 😂😩 his apparence makes me nervous.

⭐ I swear Riverdale is going getting into this supernatural stuff cause they are gonna do a crossover with 'the chilling adventures of Sabrina ' soon so they wanna get onto 'that level ' 😂😂 and I dunno how I feel about that.

⭐ If penny gets her dirty hands on Betty...I would pay to see Alice and her box. I ain't even joking 😂😂😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾. Forget Logan Paul and Ksi...the real match is between those two! Lmao.

Annnnnyywaaaaaayyyyyyyy.

That was my Riverdale review for this week 😁😁😁😁😁😁🙃🙃🙃. I give this ep a 8/10. It was ok but it wasn't amazing. But it left me interesting to see what's new for this show 😜❤️