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I've heard about AlphaJock around campus but never tried it out. I finally got it and wanted to use it to become a middle-aged daddy jock for a professor. I think I accidently hit the slow change, though, because nothing happened instantly.
I… huh? I’m sorry, are you talking about InstaJock? That's the app that instantly turns any guy who uses it into a dumb jock. I don’t know what ‘AlphaJock’ is, and I’m absolutely certain that InstaJock doesn’t have a ‘slow change mode’. I mean… the entire idea of InstaJock is that the transformation is instant. Yeah it's also a pun on Instagram, obviously, but the instant thing is a part of the app's name. A slow change mode would go against what the app stands for. So I don’t really know what you’re talking about-
Oh. Oh fuck. I think I know what this is. Every successful app, every successful product really, has competitors or knock off versions of it. Of course InstaJock wouldn’t be any different. Someone made a knock off version, or possibly several knock off versions, of InstaJock. Fuck this is bad. Having one dangerous app that turns people into admittedly incredibly hot jocks out in the world was bad enough, but with more than one tracking how this stuff works and protecting against it will be even more difficult. I’m going to need to do some research and add even more protective measures to my phone.
Anyways, for now let's focus on your problem. You’ve encountered a mysterious app that is going to transform you into a manly jock. That’s not that unusual, at least on this blog. What makes your predicament different is that the app you used is notably not InstaJock. It’s an unknown, untested, and possibly far more dangerous app. Maybe it’s just a lesser version of InstaJock, but there is always the chance that it’s a scam or it’s so poorly made it’s dangerous. So… this might not turn out so well for you. If you’re lucky, you’ll get what you want, and end up a middle aged jock with a hot professor husband. But who knows? Maybe it’ll tur you into a twink or the exact opposite of what you were looking for. People who do this usually like to put hints to what their app does in the name, if only because they like to feel clever. So if it’s called AlphaJock… well, I hope this professor you like is a bottom. Something tells me you’re going to be a total alpha male too soon. Good luck. And pay more attention to my post before you go downloading mysterious apps. It could just save you.
**so, I know this was probably a mistake in the ask, but I love the idea of there being by knock off versions of InstaJock. Sorry it isn’t more detailed, I thought it might be more fun to keep it vague**
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Are you into findom?
Yea bitch so pay up or move on
Cashapp: $AlphaJock
PayPal: @alphajock
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Just finished my 3mo bulk ✅
Sw: 130lbs
Ew: 150lbs 🔥🔥
Total gainz: 20lbs 💪💪
Lots learned and accomplished this bulk cycle. Gonna take this time to pull myself off blast to recoup.
This isn’t the end for me but a pit stop along the way to my goals 💪
Next bulk: tbd
Next goal: 170lbs🔥🔥
Support my next bulk:
Cashapp: $AlphaJock
#bulking#muscle#bodybuilding#male body#muscular#bulk#gainz#gains#body goals#body image#gym goals#goals#goalsetting#2022 goals#body buider#fitness model#male#biceps#male model#bicep flex#great body#bicep gains#bicep peak#biceppump#alphamale#alpha stud
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Sup bitches it’s my birthday🎉 today so pay up some tribute to me 😈
Cashapp: $AlphaJock
https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/2TP2G0INEFFIA?ref_=wl_share
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You belong to ME. You’re MINE. I want all of you to go to my website and send a tribute, and leave your contact info in the payment notes.
www.northernam.com
Skype: live:northernalphamaster
#guysfeet#malefeet#straightfeet#footdom#footmaster#alphamaster#alphajock#jockfeet#musclejock#musclemaster#alphamuscle#muscleworship#footworship#cashmaster#finddom#financialdomination#macrophilia
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More food means more $$$ pay your dues 😈
Cashapp: $AlphaJock
Need more food to grow bigger, stronger and more ripped
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✨🎄🎁Shall I stuff your stocking 😈✨
Support my goals❤️
Cashapp: $AlphaJock
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TRIBUTE THURSDAY
Sup faggots It’s time to tribute to my greatness.
Why? Because I’m BIGGER than you, STRONGER than you, and more of A MAN than you will ever be.
paypal.me/alphajock
cashapp;$AlphaJock
amazon:
https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/1OGO6GYJLR3YA?ref_=wl_share
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I started a test booster and also I haven’t gotten off in a whole week. I’ve been focusing this energy into my workouts instead and I’ve been lifting like a beast💪💪
Normally I get off at least once a day if not multiple times to satisfy my needs. This is a new record for me since I learned what my dick was capable of as a teen.
My balls 🍒are so full and heavy right now, I’ve gotta a deep almost primal need to breed anything that moves rn. I’m gonna break the first 🍑 bitch when I finally let loose 🤤 and find some release
Cashapp: $AlphaJock
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