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blitz0hno · 12 hours ago

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We almost had our car hit but our split-second decision to floor it saved me, and the driver who SWERVED INTO OUR LANE WITHOUT CHECKING THEIR BLIND SPOT, and the poor sucker on the other side of me who almost got whacked as a result. Just barely scraped past and got away ough that was almost So Bad

And then on the way back to the car after dropping off the delivery guess who walked straight into the customer's knee-deep garden pond :D

Oh how we laughed

Eventually

#no context honor system #scary scary scary scary scary #oh fucking well lmao no harm no foul #the good timeline #didn’t need all that goddamn paperwork #almost called our mom from the sheer shock but ehhhh it's late it would just worry her #everything worked out juuust fine #thank fucking god #special thanks to my reaction time and the universe #say your prayers ig lmao #i had very little control so the control i HAD saved my ass #yaaaaaaay #everything is fine

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