#almost as bad as moonlight cookie n sea fairy cookie

[this-is-me-lolol]

purelily confession when???

[rxspbrrry]

So I saw your requests are open and what about clotted cream x reader (can be gn) who is a legendary of the sky?

Imagine clotted cream saw reader's floating chamber hovering over creme republic and thought it was a threat?

This is my first time requesting so I am bad at explaining like this (Can I be Shiba anon?)

YESS YESSSSS ive thought about this idea at least once anon you big brain ❤️❤️❤️❤️

notes ; clotted cream cookie x gn legendary! reader, fluff, woah this is kinda long, ooooooh legendary reader surprising and subtly flirting with clotted cream summary ; the consul has been leaving his office more often lately. who could he be meeting?

a/n: added a little story after the meeting heehee also i didn’t really use the floating chamber idea but i did keep the ‘clotted cream being suspicious of reader at first’ idea

the creme republic was known to possess the most advanced technology in earthbread, even more advanced than any of the five heroes’ kingdoms. none of those silly stories of sugar gnomes, legendaries or deities; everything was ruled by technology and the beloved consul of the land.

so it wasn’t a surprise when clotted cream cookie, who grew up in the creme republic being taught that legendaries didn’t exist in the republic, was suspicious when he first saw you wandering around.

at first he thought it was just a trick of the light, or maybe even some citizen cosplaying a famed legendary like the fabled sea fairy cookie or moonlight cookie. but when he squinted his eyes, it was clear that it wasn’t just some costume you were wearing. the way your smooth hair rustled in the wind (that you created yourself, clotted cream was sure, because he couldn’t feel any wind on him now) was on a level of natural that no wig could ever mimic. gold sparkles adorned your skin and shined in the sunlight. long eyelashes framed half-lidded eyes as you gazed at the grassy ground, using little hand movements to play with the flowers below you. the dangling pieces of your outfit, like your hair, was flowing in the wind. your beauty was ethereal and out of this world, perhaps literally.

still, for clotted cream cookie, duty comes first. he sets his priorities straight as he walks up to you with a practiced smile, eyes not leaving your peaceful figure. he is almost shocked by the intensity in your glowing eyes as you turn around to face him, but he keeps his confident smile on and asks, “it’s an honour to have such a lovely looking deity here. the creme republic has never been able to welcome any legendaries from folktales, and yet here you are in broad daylight. may i have the name of the beautiful deity in front of me?"

“who’s asking?” you reply softly. your voice is as calm and powerful as your aura.

he continues smiling, “my name is clotted cream cookie, consul of the creme republic. i regret to say this, your majesty, but it is not often that we see such a stunning legendary cookie in the creme republic, and the public are wary of your presence.”

your lips perk up into a small smile. “i don’t see anyone around here but you. my eyesight must be failing me.”

“i wouldn’t dare suggest such a thing,” clotted cream laughs lightly, but his smile doesn’t meet his eyes. “as honourable as it is to be in your dazzling presence, might i suggest you relocate to another resting place, so as to not disturb the common folk here?”

“young consul, if you want me gone, then you must simply say so,” you return with an equally airy laugh. “i assure you that your people are not worth harming, young one. won’t you let a deity admire the greenery of the creme republic?”

by now, clotted cream knows that you are aware of his intentions towards you. and despite your reassurance that you will not harm the creme republic, he cannot help but continue to be wary towards you.

which is why he flinches when you slowly reach a finger out to caress his cheek. the coldness of your skin shocks him, literally bringing a chill down his spine. the chill was an unpleasant reminder of a higher, stronger power, as though the god of death had touched him themself. he could only hope that you weren’t actually said god.

“let’s make a deal,” you whisper while tracing your finger along his jawline. he tries his best to not lose his composure at your action. “allow this wandering deity to stay in your land for a week, and if i do harm a single citizen here, then you shall chase me away, and i shall not complain. will you agree, young consul?”

clotted cream cookie manages to muster a challenging smile. “and what do i get in return for your stay, your honour?”

“do you see the flowers blooming below me?” and he looks down to confirm. indeed, the flowers appear more pure and lively with you standing above them. “i promise i will help your land prosper.”

“then it is a deal, your almightyness,” he lifts your hand off his cheek gently and shakes it. his stomach does a flip at the sight of your alluring smile.

-

little does clotted cream know, the common folk of the creme republic adore you. children visit your resting spot everyday, bribing you with candies and squeezing a story or two out of you of your wonderful travels and asking “how is it like to rule the skies?” questions. sometimes they drag their parents along who also respect you because of the trade secrets you share with them, allowing their businesses to bloom. the elderly come by every once in a while, sitting down with you as all of you hold folktale telling competitions or recipe sharing conversations. even some of the creme republic’s leaders, who were curious about the legendary deity that clotted cream cookie had encountered, had stopped by to chat with you before returning to their work. in less than a fortnight, long after the deal was expected to be off, nearly the whole of the creme republic was in love with you.

and despite the number of visitors you receive on a daily basis, the consul whom you struck the deal with never fails to stop by and chat with you himself. sometimes he invites you to the night markets and treats you to the creme republic’s delicacies; on other days he sits down with you on the grass and asks about your legendary life.

clotted cream cookie is enamoured with you, to put it simply. unlike the usual respect or awe cookies would have for their gods or heroes, he sees you as a normal person who just so happens to be extraordinarily powerful. yet it doesn’t diminish the admiration he has for you, which is clear in how the look in his eyes becomes softer and softer over time.

“i wonder if it’s a legendary thing to just stop by random kingdoms to say hi to their leaders out of nowhere,” clotted cream comments, resting his head on a tree that the two of you lean on. it is the twentieth day since your uninvited visit, and the deal has not been broken yet. he doesn’t think it will any time soon, with how gentle and motherly you treat the citizens.

you laugh as a reply, and clotted cream does not stop the smile from edging up onto his lips. “no, it’s actually the first time i’ve done this. when you live for thousands of years with no duties to do, you get bored very easily. i hope that my visit to the republic was beneficial, other than helping your land prosper.”

you turn to him and look at him in the eye. he no longer flinches at your glowing eyes, but rather finds himself drowning in them. he can’t tell which is worse.

“it was. do you have any more tales to tell me?” he struggles to get the words out. he must seem so utterly embarrassing in front of a majestic god.

“oh, i’ll tell you one alright,” your laughter sounds like chimes in the wind and it is a sound clotted cream can never get enough of. he gets dizzy when you lean in and whisper, “once upon a time, a lonely wandering legendary cookie decided to visit a land full of advanced technology, wondering if they, a mythical being, could fit into such a society.”

“while they were admiring the greenery of this land, a handsome lad came up to them with the intent to drive them away because of his suspicions towards them.” clotted cream continues staring at you dazedly. an uncharacteristic, silly and smitten smile appears on his face. “did the handsome lad drive the beautiful deity away in the end?”

“he didn’t,” you giggle, covering your mouth with your sleeve. “he let them stay on the basis of a deal, and ended up befriending them in the process.”

“i wonder,” clotted cream starts, unwilling to let you continuously take the lead in this flirty conversation, “if this lad would like to get to know the beautiful deity even better.”

“if he does i’ll be surprised,” you can only hope the blush on your cheeks are not clear enough for him to see, “but i won’t be upset about it. in fact, i’ll be elated if he does.”

clotted cream musters the courage to lift your hand to his lips, before looking at you again. his eyes already tell you that he’s infatuated with you; though it isn’t like your worshippers haven’t loved you romantically before, you’ve never felt as ecstatic as when clotted cream looks at you like this. “then,” the consul’s voice is but a whisper, “i’d like to get to know you better, my dear.”

“isn’t it too late to say this?” you laugh again. “we’ve been having moonlit conversations for around two weeks straight.”

“i do hope it’s not too late to make you fall for me, though.”

his words are bold. his face is flustered yet confident. you wonder if coming to the creme republic was a mistake, if getting lost in his emerald eyes was the result of this trip. however, when he squeezes your hand and kisses it lightly again, waiting for your answer hopefully, you realise that perhaps this visit was more than worth it.

you smile and squeeze his hand back, hoping he understands your reply.

[ashyclown]

Cookie Run by someone who never played aka @nonbinary-thing it pt. 2 ft. The costumes

Ion (Red Dread): Lava monster

Dark Choco (Young Prince): Still Asgore 2.0... bUT YOUNGER

Beet (Farm Ranger): Apple Jack

Carrot (Bouncy Bunny): Snow Bunny

Cotton Candy (Love Messenger): Post service

Fig (Forest Custodian): Gold

Wizard (Arcane Mage): Arabic stereotype

Cinnamon (Fortuneteller Apprentice): Witch

Snow Sugar (Frozen Yarn): Voodoo doll

Popcorn (Cinephile): Sollux gone wrong

Angel (Jelly Walker): Please kill me again

Mint Choco (Mysterious Virtuoso): Phantom of the Opera

Gingerbrave (New Frosting): Still the muffin man

Snow Sugar (Aurora Cloak): Frozen 4 - The Elsaning

Fairy (Lily of the Valley): Fairy godmother

Yoga (Piece and Love): [Last time on “Releasing all the sounds that are trapped in your mind”] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Rockstar (Flaming Guitar): Hipster

Pistachio (Justice Armor): Athena

Princess (Red Rose Gown): Bell cosplaying Aurora from sleeping beauty

Knight (Rose Armor): Prince Charming

Tiger Lily (Snow Warrior): Crazy old cat lady on level 420

Herb (Herb Tea Barista): Death

Pirate (Pop-up Barrel): [You are a pirate but bass boosted]

Orange (Sun-kissed Summer): Wii Sports Tennis Mii

Soda (Tropical Fruit Punch): Fortnite kids younger fortnite kid brother

Werewolf (Lonesome Shiba Inu): Furry

Muscle (Green Brocoli Giant):  [in 2Ds voice] It's making me want to D I E

Cream Puff (Dark Magic Hat):  Good Witch from "the Wizard of Oz"

Alchemist (Forbidden Flask): Hawwy Pottew

Wizard (Azure Flame Staff): Hermione

Gingerbrave (Tuxedo):  Again the Muffin Man, bad boi edition

Cream Puff (Almost Great Detective): Sherlock genderbent

Herb (God of Grape Juice): Dionysus

Skating Queen (Black Swan): Yuri on ice genderbent

Ninja (Mummy): Is that the muffin man?

Gingerbright (Spooky Outfit): Why am i alive?

Popcorn (Funny Clown): Sollux high on mind honey

Moon Rabbit (Mighty Club): Caveman.... unicorn?

Snow Sugar (Clumsy Jiangshi): Frozen 5 - Elsa is a MAN?!?!?

Devil (Count Dracula): Bad boi, NSFW edition

Angel (Friendly Ghost): I know I´m already dead, but please end my life

Skater (Pumpkinhead Rider): Fortnite kid on Halloween

Space Doughnut (Healthy Bagel): HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

Peppermint (Baby Penguin): Happy Feet

Fairy (Little Bee): Bee Movie 2

Muscle (Wolf Mask): Bat Man gone Furry)

Ice Candy (Hockey Team Captain): It´s sweeping time mixed with Buffsuki

Herb (Herbology Geek): More Death

Mustard: (Nonconformist Artist): Daraya but less dark

Rockstar (Future Rockstar): Baldi but he gonna hit ya with that broom

Alchemist (Class President): Some Huffelpuff kid

Lemon (Unlimited Potential): Edge

Lime (Sunny Summer):  Younger sister of Fortnite kid and twin of fortnite kids younger fortnite kid brother

Ninja (Tsukikage): Some weird- slime- creature

Kumiho (Holiday Hanbok): Chinese Stereotype pt. 2

Hero (Dark Force Suit):  See that C on his phone. Yeah. That stands for C U N T

Cheerleader (Crazy Cute Uniform):  Fake Barbie/Mean girl

Wasabi (Twilight Outlaw):  I am mad scientists. It's sooo cooooooooooool. Yasonofabitch

Pirate (Sea Overlord): [You are a pirate deluxe edition]

Moonlight (Milky Way): If Luna and Elsa had a kid

Wind Archer (Guardian of the Millenial Tree): Avatar, green edition

Once again, every costume not mentioned, they had no opinion. No sending hate over or i´ll break your kneecaps. Have fun dying. We´ll do the inactive costumes someday else lmao.