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[jadilynperez]

All My Friends Hate Me, 2021

The film is a comedy horror movie director Andrew Gaynord. This movie was mislabeled as a horror one.Read more about ALL MY FRIENDS HATE ME, 2021 here

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[homiesexual05]

Hippity Hoppity I totally don't steal school property.

[theunforgetablefuture]

How I made one friend cry, have a mental breakdown, question why i exist and joy to 2 of them.

This story all starts off at the lunch table of my high school. Its 2 long tables put next to each other with chairs along either side with arouns 6 chairs lining them. I sit at the head of the table as if i was a king to set up the setting. I have one of my best guy friends sitting to my left right next to me on the side. He is there looking a bit down as he has one headphone in his ear and the other shared with his hyper girlfriend. I think to myself "how can i make him happu and entertain my friend." So the most logical idea in my mind (which is not on drugs nor ever will be) grabs a banana and proceeds to say "Cristian. Pretend this banana is an iguana." As he looks up he chuckles and this is the start of when all hell will break loose. I proceed to tell a story of randomness i b.s. as it comes to mind. I chose iguana because another friend at the table owns one. Anyways heres what i tell him "alright so ale owns an iguana and she says it never grows because all they do is feed it grass. I say were going to buy some bugs online and feed it to get that thing some protein. I say but the problem is itll grow too big and we will have to let go free into the wild. Problem is itll eat all the bugs and kill pollination in the area forcing someone to get rid of it. NASA will step in and ask to take it since they need test dummies since we dont have rockets anymore to send people into space. If they send small animals it will save money as small scale rockets are easiee and cheaper. They take the iguana and send it to the moon to test the rocket (PETA is pissed but screw it they say). Anyways it landa on the moon and they leave it there because its not important to get it back yet. The lizars escapes as there is always that big red button that is stupidly put inside things. It gets out and naps on the moon. You say well how can it breath. Well this iguana is holding its breath and napping to conserve oxygen. In its sleep the iguana imagines eating bugs and accidentally swallows the whole moon entirely. This iguana is a cartoon style iguana in the sense it doesn't understand things until told. Example like the coyote holding up the gravity sign when he is over nothing. The thing here is the iguana never learns so never died because of his action. So now we have a moon sized iguana in space and the whole world is going crazy. As time passes we launch rocket after rocket of bugs to try and feed the monster to not have it eat us. It is able to survive because the moon had oxygen under its surface and the iguana is absorbing it as its digesting. Anyways, it wakes one day it spots a fly going towards the sun. Well NASA was testing space suits and it used a fly since its small and easier to build for cost. They launched it at the sun to test its durability since bugs love bright light they knew it would fly right to it. Well the iguana sees it and launches its godzilla sizes tounge at the fly. It catches it along with the sun. Now the laws of the iguana apply again as its a cartoon minded iguana and doesnt burn its tounge. It pulls the sun back to it and eats it whole. This cause in gravitational shift causes the solar system and everything goes into chaos. The earth and the new sun sized iguana start to fly around each other sort of like a bicycle pedal swinging around and around. Well the iguana is soo dense and its digestive system soo complex that it breaks space and time creating friction with them in the emptiness of space. He has 8 layers of digestive system and right now the first layer is gravity of 3 to the fourth power. This causes us to start to hurl towards the edge of the universe gaining speed faster and faster. What comes into play is many things. First the earth is very light due to the law of conservation of mass as we threw billions if not trillions of tons of bugs at the iguana, 2 the iguana allows for beyond speed of light travel, 3 no one dies due to iguana breaking laws thus people on earth experience normal life. You think how is that possible. Well the iguana is radiating heat as he is a cold blooded creature thus allowing us to stay warm and the sun also provides light as it is soo bright it goes through the scalws of the iguana. Only thing is its refracted so its a 24/7 nonstop dico ball looking day and night. Anyways we hurtle towards the edge of the universe. Scientists start yelling end of times as we do not know what is beyond. As the day comes we fly into the beyond and there is nothing.... yet there is everything. It turns out that beyond the edge of our universe is just no visible things but physical things. Everything was there but invisble. As if the world and everything went blind. The process remaind the same of hurtling towards something..but what was this new something. It turns out that there isnt one universe but infinite. One universe is merely distant from another. The big bang is just the creation of new universes in these spaces between other universes that will all combine to form the ultimate universe...where everything is all one place. As we travel this empty void to the next universe we excounter something you wouldnt belive.. *grabs another banana* you guessed it.. ITS A SECOND IGUANA IN THIS EMPITNESS. We find out because of a sudden change in our ability to see nothing. Turns out both iguanas have such intense gravity that they explode a new universe in the pocket we are in creating a new one. Now we are 3 objects hurtling around each other in this new universe going to some unknown place... *bell rings*". That is the story i told my friend. He was there estatic as can be as he heard the craziest thing to ever be told. My 3 friends who are girls are in a set of trauma as one is crying from how dumb i am, another is mad because everytime she tried to prove me wrong i came up with a half assed yet stupidly smart excuse and another just broke physcially and mentally. All of this was told in 15 minutes at a lunch table to help cheer a friend up. No drugs were used to create this. To this day im not allowed near bananas.

[ohwait-shesinspace]

#lonely #emo #snapchat #selfie #allmyfriendshateme #flowercrowns #buffythevampireslayer #mentalillness #depressionquotes #depressionmemes #suicidal (at Duncan of Jordanstone College of Art & Design, University of Dundee) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqyBhrKFeWn/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=oasr8374rc7e

[thepeoplesmovies]

Watch UK Trailer For Darkly Humorous All My Friends Hate Me

Watch UK Trailer For Darkly Humorous All My Friends Hate Me #AllMyFriendsHateMe @bfi

The BFI have released the official UK Trailer for razor sharp dark British comedy All My Friends Hate Me. After touring the film festival circuit that kicked off at Tribeca in 2021, Andrew Gaynord‘s debut feature is ready for it’s cinematic release. Tom Stourton stars as Pete a man excited to reunite with old University friends for a birthday weekend. What first starts as a celebration, one by…

[allmyfriendshatemeblog]

5 and a half years ago I moved to LA after my last band broke up at the height of our potential. I said I’d never start a band again but I kept working in music other ways. I met this British dude named @beautheghostkid who gate crashed an @atlanticrecords party for @amine at the @thehollywoodroosevelt (sorry) and we started making music together and it felt super genuine. Beau moved across the world to start a new band and I was trying to help him find a lead singer while working behind a computer helping other artists reach new fans with their music. I seriously never planned to start a band again...then after a few of the finest beers money can buy @naturallightbeer (thank you), we wrote a song called “LA Changed Me”...and All My Friends Hate Me and thought it’d be a pretty sweet band name. Fast forward almost a year and “Metal Butterflies” out in the world! I’m more proud of this album than any I’ve made BECAUSE it’s honest from top to bottom and it tells the story of my last 5+ years in LA and lots of Beau’s from across the pond. It dropped in Europe a week ago and we’ve broken 100k streams, which is big for a band without a lot of followers. Thanks @jamendo 😉 We’ve even gotten the offer to play an official @sxsw showcase in 2020! Sorry for the long post but if you’ve made it this far and think it might be the kind of music you’d be into, it would be the WORLD to me & the guys in @allmyfriendshateme if you’d click my bio link and follow, save, subscribe or even just listen and tell me if it made you feel something. If you don’t have a streaming service or a YouTube account (or just like downloading tunes) but want to hear the music, message me and I’ll send you a link to download it for free. THANK YOU to everyone who’s been involved in our story so far. I love u 😳 OH and my favorite song is about the night I got roofied at @tenantsofthetrees - glad I made it home alive so I could write about it. It’s called “Stay Up”. #metalbutterflies (at TENANTS OF THE TREES) https://www.instagram.com/p/B5ekoO1BmMj/?igshid=150rf4rybz6pf

[captmoonbuggy-blog]

Song Title: Not My Problem

Artist: All My Friends Hate Me

rap / hiphop music

#rap

#hiphop

#rock

#trap

#energetic

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Acabo de ver: All My Friends Hate Me (2022) #plex

[thepeoplesmovies]

BFI Set To Release British Comedy All My Friends Hate Me In UK

BFI Set To Release British Comedy All My Friends Hate Me In UK @BFI #AllMyFriendsHateMe #Horror #TomStourton #AndrewGaynord

The BFI have announced they are set to release comedy horror All My Friends Hate me in UK and Irish cinemas this Summer. The film is directed by Andrew Gaynord in his feature debut A film described as a deliciously dark comedy about social paranoia leading cast member Tom Stourton (Lovesick, About Time, Siblings). The film made its world premiere at the Tribeca Film Festival last year to critical…

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Congrats to @allmyfriendshateme on the release of their new record called Metal Butterflies. Super fun surfy pop punk vibes! 🔥 • It was great to host the band at @piquerecording to cut drums for these 10 tunes, all captured in 1 day 👏🏼 @beautheghostkid @bobbybanister @helenchathams were in attendance with @garrit_tillman behind the kit. @imjustinkay did great work on the rest of the sounds, rounding it out with the production and mixing. Great team all around. Enjoy the tunes!! (at Pique Recording) https://www.instagram.com/p/B5tjncoB-5D/?igshid=9vqaqxvmtw3y

[shayshaykoolay]

I been a shady ass bitch yes I know Ill be myself again at some point I just haven't been in a mood for people gosh gimme a break

[chalkcastles-blog]

I'm a dub lover...

I cant even look at myself in the mirror I am disgusted.