#allhailscience

[japotter81]

10/10 would watch the hell out of this. #realitytvjunkie #allhailscience #flatearthers #stupidconspiracytheories #itwouldbeepic

[phantomrose96]

I re-wrote the first chapter of The Lightning Thief into a porno called The Dick Thief for a friends birthday

Once a friend and I meticulously planned out how we would each order a custom male stripper to come fight to the death for our love and we were going to make this fight happen in the middle of English class.

I wrote their semi-erotic backstories.

[ghostfiish]

Bucky Barnes, 12 for the color ask box thing

sobs about bucky and my inability to freehand stars

[ectoimp]

allhailscience replied to your post:…how big is the portal?????? like sometimes its...

At least as big as the specter speeder? Since you know they have to drive it through the portal

I wonder why they built it so large. i mean the proto portal was super small. Im assuming there were portals in between that didnt work. I mean taking something with a tendency to EXPLODE and making it BIGGER seems like a reeeeeeeaally bad idea

[kikaiz]

YES I KNEW THERE WAS MORE THAN DANNY PHANTOM TO YOU DETECTIVE CONAN IS A HUGE PART OF MY LIFE YESSS I LOVE YOU

yoooo i like a lot of things yknow

[narcisseae]

I have already started the process to purify my body. All of the worlds known elements have been injected into my body and I am in the process of consuming five fledging scientist

good, good

 stay strong ,science is on your side, my friend

[the-plagiarists-playbook]

Religion

I pray to physics

because I don't have the patience to understand it

and it will kill me without mercy if I try to disobey it.

[phantomrose96]

Castiel or Gabriel?

HHMMM, Cas. 

But then again Gabriel is perfect.

[narcisseae]

Oh my god science has betrayed me, the app of science has made us lose connection through the unfollowing of you. May the science gods forgive this accidental sin

gASP

BLASPhEm y

you must recite the noble gases five ti mes to repent

[phantomrose96]

Another thing, Metatron clearly read the supernatural books so that means Cas did, Cas now knows Deans perspective of the story, all the positive things, and defiantly all the negative things. Like all the times Deans felt abandoned and betrayed, but he also has all the good thoughts too but knowing Cas, he'd probably focus more on how he was a burden to the unappreciative Winchesters

I know I realized that too!

Unfortunately I feel like they're not gonna expand more on this...Like I think they did it for the starwars joke and that's it since they didn't make a big deal of it. HOWEVER if Cas starts being acutely aware of the Winchesters' messed up past and references it when he's worried about them I will positively melt from happiness.

There's gotta be someone in the spn fanfic community who wants to hop on that!

[phantomrose96]

Also, assuming that Metatron wasn't lying about this, the archangels fell too. That means Michael fell, so either he died in the fall due to not being able to get a vessel or Dean has a son that is currently not in the right state of mind

...No

Nononononononono

No shh you can shh now no oh no no no

Oh no

[phantomrose96]

*whispers* Cas gets the Clarence reference now. *yells* CAS GETS THE CLARENCE REFERENCE IM GOING TO DIE OF THE FANFIC POSSIBILITIES OF HIS THOUGHTS ON BEING MEGS "guardian angle"

....Oh my god he does

Excuse me I'm just gonna lie down and stare at the ceiling and die a lot

[kikaiz]

For the reverse trio au, I cannot stop thinking about a white huntress Paulina, getting her gear from the GIW either from having her dad getting fired and her needing to make extra money/ revenge or they have some form of black mail they use against her and her family and she blames ghost Sam on this because if she had never existed the GIW would've never came and needed Paulina's services/ gotten the dirt on her

For the reverse trio, Vlad could be their dorky English teacher who also coaches (?) and then Mr. Lancer could be the corporate evil mastermind

Like I've been saying, if you wanna switch other characters that's fine, but for my own general preference I'm not "switching" anyone other than the trio and thinking how other characters change as a result. For example, Vlad never getting ectoacne because the Fentons never researched portals to the Ghost Zone because the Mansons are the ghost hunters.

But I have thought of Vlad coaching football in Casper High and maybe he would want a career in teaching since he canonly wanted to "teach Daniel everything he knows" but I don't see a reason to make Lancer an evil mastermind. Does that make sense? But of course you're free to think whatever you want and do whatever you want and those are interesting role swaps!

[phantomrose96]

allhailscience replied to your post “Three people who travel a lot and one of them dies a lot and isn't in the series at random times”

This is actually Dr. Who and yeah Rory, I purposely made it look like spn

ahhhhhhhhhhh jerk

[phantomrose96]

I think of a green ectoplasmic rose and then of all the awesome fanfics you write

KNEEL