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unohanadaydreams · 5 months ago

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A frog got into my house last night when I was coming back from a walk and I'd like to think it went about how the rescue arc did.

The shinigami were like 'oh, a frog. No big deal, we'll just put it back outside'.

But then the frog hid under a bulky, ancient dresser that needed to be moved very carefully as not to squish the frog or break the delicate things on it.

And then once you've got the frog freed, it's defeating your best attack dog (pretend my dog could ever lmao) by just hopping toward him.

So you get the frog in a bucket and you're like 'finally, it's over. We've got the frog. The evil is defeated'.

But it's NOT. Because the frog hops up and smacks you in the face for your hubris.

You know. Like the first arc of Bleach.

#Me: okay. don't freak out. the frog is using you like a jungle gym but it's just a frog.#all the while my dog is freaking out and barking like this a mach 5 event #Anyway the frog DID make it back outside #I put it in my garden and asked it very nicely to guard from bugs and not come back inside. we shall see if the truce holds.#I've decided to go back to my roots and just use my blog like a deranged journal #where you find out some things. some times. or you just see me freaking out about Bleach characters #its a dice roll

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