#all the entwives are vibrant tropical fruit trees
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The entwives are there. They are banana trees. Only three hobbits know where bananas can be harvested, and they are all Tooks.
I think that banana bread is a very hobbit-like food. I could imagine Bilbo having a slice with his tea. The thing is I cannot for the life of me imagine a fucking banana in Middle-Earth. They don’t belong there. Solution: banana bread just spawns in the Shire and no one fucking knows where it comes from
#i mean at this point why not#all the entwives are vibrant tropical fruit trees#someone connect this to the british empire's control of exotic goods at its peak
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