#all that to say ive been reading e/r fic all day like im 12 again

[keirametzbrassknuckles]

... I regret to inform everyone that I am back in Les Mis hell. It's terminal. I'm afraid you should start saying your goodbyes now.

[vannamelonpie]

top 10 writers and reviewing by h.melon pt.2 (skz)

(this is just my opinion as a fan of fics and ill possibly do a pt3 for dom!readers writers and underrated writers)

1, @starrychannies (10/10)

fics: yes please. it's TOO good. Not too rough but not too soft either, which is,,, quite unique from others ive read? nevertheless her skills are amazing and her fics are interesting to read, i mean i could read hers all day long!

personality: she's very sweet & lovely! and sarcastic and funny too,,,

 recs: baby steps - chan

2, @skz-dark-hours (9/10)

 fics: i know many of you are gonna be like why isnt she at the fist place. keep in mind that this is my opinion and i prefer sunny's more. lilo's writing is good! she writes both rough and soft! everything's detailed and well written that's why people like to read hers so much! but her plots are pretty typical,,, whats new anyways,,,

 personality: naiceeeee... but idk i havent talked much to her lately 🥺👉👈

 recs: anything lol here, take a scroll

3, @slut4felix (9/10)

 fics: OMG what the hell am i reading they're so good bro 😳 idk if it's just me but her fics are like,,, p o r n. LIKE LITERALLY. everyone's are pOrN but why are her's make me so- 😳😳😳

 personality: s w e e t i e b e b e

 rec: doctor hwang - hyunjin

4, @skz-potions (10/10)

 fics: wow damn this one is pretty unique istg. everything is on point she knows how to make her writing intriguing and interesting to read. the aftercares are so soft eye-

 personality: TaLkEd tO hEr onLy oNcE thOugh

  recs: [01:12] - minho im a dirty pig yes

5, @backhugsforhyunjin (8,5/10)

 fics: she's extremely talented she excels in EVERY genre but that's not new 😔✊ i love the way she guide her plot she's so creative it i love everything 😔🖐️ read her angst theyre top tier

 personality: skjslsjskdhdk she always say haha shes awkward asf thats just h o t 😳 shes my mozer

 recs: drunk sex - changbin

6, @nxt2chris (8,5/10)

 fics: uM eXcuSe mE? why is she so underrated i mean- many writers are too rushed on the actual smut part and didnt take enough time on those parts (chaoticminhos skjdksjsks) but this writer took her time on describing parts it was so professional 🥺 i like how she dedicate sm to her fics

 personality: cutie i wanna hold her hands

  recs: [22:56] - hyunjin wow damn this hit hard

7, @honeybinnies (8/10)

 fics: sometimes she gives me a slow and sensual vibe. and i like that feeling. love how some of her fics dont have to be all kinky and stuff like the others instead choosing to keep things slow and lazy. q u a l i t y

 personality: okay bruh at least now ik how u sound like when you suck chan's dick 😳

 recs: [1:12] - hyunjin i like this 😳👉👈

8, @nightshade-minho (8/10)

 fics: not @ how i only read one of her fic but still putting her into this sksjsljdkd BUT the way she comes up with ideas though everything matches so perfectly im scared

 personality: c h i l l

  recs: call me miss - hyunjin the only one i read ( ͡°ᴥ ͡° ʋ)

9, @lordseochangbin (8/10)

 fics: aesthetic 🍹🧺🌿 theres some special vibes she gives me while reading her fluffs the way she writes makes me feel like im watching a k drama and the feeling of being in the streets with soft sunlight on your skin and the smell of the road idk but im nostalgic reading her fics everything seems so dreamy ☁️✨

 personality: funny? idk

 recs: barista boy - jisung

10, @bruh-changbin (9/10)

 fics: her endings were obvious yes but something's really intriguing about her fics make me wanna read it over and over again. i guess the scenarios are way too good, situations are too exciting and fluttering to be in. she has talent i said what i said.

 personality: umm,,, kind!

 recs: prove it - hyunjin

k i l l m e it has been 2 months since ive released the first one 😳 also if anyone would wanna get untagged and off this list bcs you dont wanna. dm me ill gladly replace you.

[kookno]

70 horrible questions tag

i was tagged by @btees ❤ thanku bab

01: do you have a good relationship with your parents? i have a really good relationship with my parents. My dad and i are more best friends, whereas my mom and i are more a classical mom/daughter relationship. So its different, but good.

02: who did you last say “i love you” to?  victoria @flowercrownyoongi <3 

03: do you regret anything? uhhh yeah there are some things i could probably do better if i had the chance to do it again. But i dont really like to have regrets, because everything u do has a purpose and shapes you, i am the way i am today bcs of mistakes and errors so

04: are you insecure?  im generally quite confident, but ofc i have my moments as well

05: what is your relationship status?  very single, and would very much prefer for it to stay that way, i dont do relationships

06: how do you want to die?  peacefully, when im old. Preferrably never. (if ur a vamp hmu)

07: what did you last eat? chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream

08: played any sports?  HAH [ god laughs in the background ], the only sport i do seriously is alpine skiing. Other than that nou. 09: do you bite your nails?  no

10: when was your last physical fight? never dude. I only fight in the existential metaphorical sense.

11: do you like someone?  machiavelli will always have my heart 12: have you ever stayed up 48 hours?  no i prefer to stay alive

13: do you hate anyone at the moment?  not hate. Have a great distaste towards yes.

14: do you miss someone? not very, jst someone i havent seen in a small while that i always like to meet up w. but im seeing her today. All is good.

15: have any pets?  nah mate

16: how exactly are you feeling at the moment?  fairly content

17: ever made out in the bathroom?  havent made out period. Prefer to keep my tounge in my mouth. Other ppls tounges in their mouths. Mouths are great at that.

18: are you scared of spiders?  ye s. insects in general

19: would you go back in time if you were given the chance?  no only if it was for a brief period of time (bcs im curious about the past), but i much prefer this time

20: where was the last place you snogged someone? never jesus

21: what are your plans for this weekend?  party today, celebratory grad dinner tomorrow

22: do you want to have kids? how many? none. Maybe one.. M ay b e. depends.

23: do you have piercings? how many?  just my ears

24: what is/are/were your best subject(s)?  norwegian, english, chinese, philosophy, religion, social studies, marketing & leadership

25: do you miss anyone from your past?  n ah

26: what are you craving right now?  chocolate milk

27: have you ever broken someone’s heart?  uhyeah. Good couple of times.

28: have you ever been cheated on?  no one has ever had the opportunity.  U kno that meme, no one can cheat on u if ur just never in a relationship. See im an intellectual

29: have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?  never had one;)

30: what’s irritating you right now?  that im stressing over a thing i should not b stressing abt and i know it

31: does somebody love you?  yeah, i think im fairly loved?? Idk. I love myself alot at least. So thats a win

32: what is your favourite color?  midnight blue

33: do you have trust issues?  yes im the: trust no one not even yourself meme . im not That bad just a lil

34: who/what was your last dream about?  my dreams are on fukcing crack i dont even understand them while i have them

35: who was the last person you cried in front of?  uhhhhhhhhhhhh i mean i cry when i laugh but im assuming that doesnt count. I think last time i cried in front of someone was a funeral almost two years ago

36: do you give out second chances too easily?  i dont give out second chances. Im a very tolerant person but when u cross the line u cross the line and after that,.. no

37: is it easier to forgive or forget?  forgive, dont forget

38: is this year the best year of your life?  i think so . im older so im even more independent. Im getting to do alot of cool things, thru work etc. in general i feel more on top of the world. So yeah its been good for now at least

39: how old were you when you had your first kiss?  like i kissed a girl in third grade but idk if that counts

40: have you ever walked outside completely naked?  dude no

51: favourite food?  italian pizza

52: do you believe everything happens for a reason? the world is random and meaningless the only ones designating value are ourselves.

53: what is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?  im currently reading a book on the first month of the first world war.. so i read that

54: is cheating ever okay?  no. Relationship is a commitment. If u cant commit then dont be in a relationship

55: are you mean?  not at my core. I think i can accidentally be mean bcs im a bit brash and sometimes a bit overpowering idk. But im p soft (victoria dont read this i never wrote this)

56: how many people have you fist fought?  none

57: do you believe in true love?  no. There r some ppl you get along with. Some people you chose to commit more with. But one tru love bish good luck w that

58: favourite weather?  sunny. Warm but with a mild wind 59: do you like the snow?  its ok for like a couple of days but after a month ur tired. I like it because i can go alpine skiing.

60: do you wanna get married?  platonically mayb

61: is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? as long as its platonic i dont mind

62: what makes you happy?  feeling productive, reading a good book / fic, having an interesting deep discussion with someone, sitting on the bus listening to music, painting, wearing a new outfit, my friends, bts, finding new good tv shows, learning

63: would you change your name?  nah im kinda attached to my name, even though helene doesnt really work in english so i use helen. But i like my name and in english i sound like the tru soccermom i really am. Or the old lady. Im both.

64: would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?  the girl i kissed in 3rd grade? I mean.. sure i could kiss her again it wouldnt really mean much

65: your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?  ok so ive been thru similar scenarios so i will base this on a real life account: tell them i dont feel the same way abt them. Say im flattered but no.  Done.

66: do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?  uhhh idk im mostly.. myself?? So yeah

67: who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?  my dad?

68: who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?  my dad

69: do you believe in soulmates?  i think there are people who you just have really really good chemistry with, so if you can combine commitment with that, then i think you’re getting somewhere

70: is there anyone you would die for?  nnno. But thats because im terrified of dying. not because i dont love people alot. Dying is my biggest fear. i tag: @flowercrownyoongi @jiminder @jeongokus @taesflower @cuteguk @lil-nenesy @9395x @fylloma  ❤