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stinkythehutt · 2 years ago

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where do you think the jedi get their hair cut… can’t tell if it’s funnier for them to have an internal salon at the temple or to go out and get it done someplace. do they get a discount during the war??

#star wars #i see in fic sometimes the notion of them doing it themselves or for each other over the sink of whatever #but some of those haircuts are professional. obi wan wasn’t letting teenaged anakin trim The Mullet #picturing yoda at some upscale place in the upper levels alongside the cast of Real Housewives of Coruscant. ‘a blowout i need.’#yoda & ki adi mundi take horrendous advantage of the veterans discount.#obiwan joins them when he knows there will be gossip to overhear from the clientele #mace possesses no hair but he likes to go along and get his nails buffed #anakin pretends to be above it all but he goes with padme and lets her pay for his olaplex #all that proximity to lightsabers and engines wreaks HAVOC on his ends #the clones are more of a manic panic DIY type #OK IM BACK TO ADD THIS: YODA WITH CURLERS IN HIS HAIR

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