#all shes missing is a lil flexy arm

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Wrightsburgh Gazette is Tooting and Booting Citizens!

As Promised Editor in chief Craig Leflur is Cracking the Whip, the Fashion Whip! Out at the Grand Opening of Club RED, a new Adult entertainment club in Wrightsburgh. 

Our editor was spotted snapping pictures in preparation for this Week’s Toot it or boot it amidst the dancing crowds, Decadent floor show, and occasional writhing bodies in the corners, looking at you Laya “Red” Wright.

Craig sat down with friend and fashionista Verdie McCallom Who Happens to be the Owner of Jungle Red Salon, to toot and boot fashions at the kinky event and here is how it went.

Craig Leflur sat puffing away at a cotton candy scented electronic vaporizer as Verdie walked into studio A "There She is!" he patted the seat next to him with his long slender fingers, he was mid aged about 50, very fit, and gave her a bright smile flipping his coils over one shoulder before snapping to someone beyond the lights "vodka tonic dahling and whatever miss McCallom wants"

Verdie McCallom (verdasnavaali): looks over waving a finger "I'll take Jameson on the rocks.. and with a twist. Thanks, sweetie!" She says and takes her seat into the plush empty chair, crossing one leg over the other, resting her arms on the sides. "We shootin?"

PHOTO #1 Miss Carolyn Crystal>verdict; BOOT

Verdie McCallom: looks up to the photo, squinting her eyes and pointed. "Uh.. I guess number one!" She hollars. "We'll go with that one." She grins, flaunting her perfectly straight pearly teeth. "Though, she don't look so happy.. she drunk?" She looks at Craig. Craig Leflur: "m m m ..." he shook his head "miss Carolyn, was looking blue that night but i’m feeling that little mixed media art dress....but she could have left them ol nurse Betty ass stockings in the closet"

PHOTO#2 Jazmynn Honeypot>Verdict;SPLIT

Verdie McCallom: Her nose scrunched a little as the photo of jaz appeared "I.. I guess I boot it. I mean.. I really can't tell which is which." She chuckles. "Which is the real balloon here? I suppose I am a bit biased for this one. Not a big fan of latex.." She laughs "Though, I guess, she can be the most perfect balloon." She speaks obliviously without thought, leaving all her filter behind, such is Verdie. Craig Leflur: laughed loudly through his nose "i love a body in leather and rubber....but I’m an ol scene queen ....name one of us who don't...by the way this is the sheriff  and she is Rockin’ a Alexander McQueen " he chuckled "what a looker she is ....too bad her attitude don't match"

PHOTO#3 MASONG>Verdict;TOOT!

 Verdie McCallom: smiles "Well, shiiiiet. "I gotta say I can toot it wtih this one." She nods

Craig Leflur: nods looking at the Woman in blue "this one has been seen around town with the Mayor as of late,might be a lil something going on there, but i like what she did here, its simple,i don’t know her name but toot toot toot!"

PHOTO#4 EATON AND ALLY>VERDICT: Double TOOT

Craig:pursed his lips looking over the photo “now this i like, you see that color on the suit? so much better than ol tired rusty dusty black suits, that ain a look!” he laughed and took a sip “and lil miss voodoo barbie is looking sexy flexy in her cat woman get up, i’m not usually a fan of maternity wear, but this is done well, Toot”

Verdie:nod’s in agreement “the dress had nice details,and eaton cleans up real well” she lifted her drink “toots”

PHOTO#5 MAYOR WRIGHT>VERDICT;SPLIT

Craig:rolled his eyes at the next picture “there is so much i want to boot about this, the entire ensemble would be “...he made a kissing sound “but i just cat get over the fit,...Boot!”

Verdie: shrugged” i think he looked handsome....ya know for a skeleton man...you think the Baron still has.....you knowww?” toot!

Craig:”if he does let me know” he giggled

PHOTO#6 LAYA WRIGHT>VERDICT;BOOT

Craig: normally i would say toot all day, but for her grand opening i was really hoping to gag on her look, i was expecting babymama chic, floor length formfitting gown, you know? something that says I run this bitch!....so though i like it, it was the wrong thing for the event Boot!”

Verdie:groaned “latex! next!” boot

PHOTO#7 PETRA>VERDICT;BOOT

Craig:spit out his drink “girl is that star trek?im going to have to boot this on account of.....i wasn't ready.....we in 2018 and Petra is living in 2080 on a new level” 

Verdie: slid down in her seat laughing 

PHOTO#8 CAIDEN SLOAN>VERDICT;SPLIT

Craig: fanned his hand “it’s better than what he normally wears but better can still be elevated to best Boot!

Verdie: sat up straight “toot toot toot” she hollard 

PHOTO#9 JENNA AND BROOKE>VERDICT;DOUBLE TOOT

Craig: clapped loudly :magnifique! what can i say, living Art...TOOT, TOOT LIL ANGELS TOOT” he shouted

Verdie:”Yes! toot! and snaps too” she said finishing her drink  

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