#all of this is relevant to maron's POV in Sea Dragons

[empressofmankind]

Quellon, looking at Harlon & Quenton: Two sons is solid but three is on the safe side of things

Donel: is born

Quenton: catches the literal plague

Balon: born not long after

Quellon: As I was saying, three is on the safe side of things

Quellon, watching his teen sons wreck absolute havoc: You know what'll straighten them out? Having a baby brother to look after together and teach things

Harlon, Donel and Balon: Taking bets on how far they can toss their kid brother into the sea before he drowns

Euron: makes up with balls-to-the-walls psychological warfare what he lacks in age and height vs his adult-ass brothers

Quellon: The solution to this is try again, right?

Victarion: is born

Balon: Tbh this one is kinda cute

Donel, watching the toddler fall for his littlest brother's idiot tricks again and again: and fucking stupid

Rodrik & Aeron: are born about a few weeks apart

Balon: Honestly Pa, this is pretty weird

Quellon: shrugs in Ironborn

Urrigon: is born

Euron: Oh I like this one!

Maron: is born

Balon: Pretty sure that one's not mine

Euron: shrugs in Ironborn

Asha: is born

Quellon: oh she's my favourite

Quellon: one of you shitlords so much as look at her wrong and I disinherit you

Theon: is born

Donel: this is the most pathetic one yet

Robin: is born

Donel: lol I take it back