#all of this bc i got a dumb image of skate rat kunimi in my head n the thought of him playin my dumbass made me go 👀🥺

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hq lads as the skate rats of my dreams

dirty skater boys who should’ve been thrown into the garbage :’) that’s my type :’’’) btw this is just me like shitpostin again

based off a combo of real life experiences, tales from homies n internet (don’t be me don’t let a skater boy play u)

tw toxic behavior, tw drugs (mentioned)

pt. 2 | pt. 3 | pt. 4

kunimi akira - smells like day old bong water + too much old spice, hands always dry, doesn’t respond to your texts 6/7 days of the week, usual response is somewhere along the lines of “was out skating” never apologizes, especially not for the trauma his emotional games have caused

iwaizumi hajime - won’t introduce you to his parents and tells his friends you’re just friends even though he sleeps in your bed and eats all your food, a little too close with that one ex that hangs around his friend group, says he’s not ready for a relationship w you, turns out he’d been in a relationship the whole time

matsukawa issei - ring wearing, tiny hat, borderline e-boy rat, on twt constantly talkin bout how lonely he is and who wants him (bro planned parenthood, u haven’t gotten tested in months n u always hit it raw), doesn’t even smoke but always a cig tucked behind his ear

hanamaki takahiro - the fuckin filming/photography one, asks for nudes every other day (has called u a bitch when u don’t send any, “apologizes” w some ugly meme) has sent a snap of y’all fuckin to his homies (rip)

kageyama tobio - forgets you exist then texts you at 2 am asking if you wanna come over, ditches hangin out w you constantly, never says hi if you’re at the same party, has forgotten your name during sex

suna rintarou - brings you to parties and leaves you there, ended things bc he felt like his feelings for you were too strong, asked why you stopped talking to him after that, shotguns pbrs and loves his juul n board more than he’ll ever truly love you

tendou satori - the absolute feral fuck w your mind skate rat, has broken so many of his bones from doing incredibly dangerous tricks, shotgunned a four loko and threw up on you, says he’s not into labels

miya osamu - the artsy skater boy who would trade your soul for a couple of brush pens, asks you for money then ghosts for a few weeks when you do give some, doesn’t believe in cleaning under his nails :(

kozume kenma - skater/gamer combo (one of the most toxic of rats) eternally has doritos dust on him, only skates at night in empty parking structures, can and will destroy you emotionally to the point of no return