#all of this AND it's just a really cute nice gentle little potent energy that works really well with my magic for some reason.

[beyondthetemples-ooc]

that feeling. when you’re reading a fanfic

and there’s this Teeny Tiny One-Off Little Detail

and suddenly your entire face refuses to NOT smile?

(Especially when it’s that Same Hat comic, but it’s Same Headcanon?!)

little details about Azarath headcanons make my spirit absolutely SOAR, okay.

(lavender in azarath! that’s the only reason dove knows she’s allergic to lavender! NICE)

[kenganparadise]

As much as I love Ohma I also adore and love cosmo so may I humbly request a cosmo x adorable fem reader smut/nsfw where he’s her best friend and he’s trying to teach her the basics of sex and stuff since she’s a virgin and new to sex and she gets frustrated and just asks him to be her first time since she trusts him and I picture him to be a switch but for the sake of this can he be a soft dom with a size kink and likes to praise her for doing so well and In the heat of the moment they confess they love each other and have a blissful filled night ��� .̮ ꈍ

UGH ANON. I normally don’t feel much writing for the mushroom boy but this!! THIS! THIS!!!!

🔞WARNING NSFW AHEAD🔞

Cosmo didn’t know how to feel about his situation, he feels awkward with his best friend- and longtime crush asking him all these questions. Though you didn’t know what was coursing though his mind. You looked at the medical diagram again. “So the penis gets hard and gets bigger?” You scratch your chin. “Just how much bigger are we talking about?” You ask him, cocking your head to the side. God you looked so cute asking such a strange question. “I- I don’t know it’s different for every guy!” Cosmo says, he’s frustrated beyond content. He’s been trying to give you the birds and bees talk for over an hour now and you’re still not grasping it. “How does it feel exactly?” You ask another question with those cute owl eyes of yours. “Ah! I can’t exactly answer that, you’re an adult! Go to a novelty store, buy some toy that can answer that question!!” He says scratching at his hair. You sigh deeply, then get lost in thought. Cosmo takes a deep breath. “Cosmo.” Calling his attention towards you, he can see that your cheeks are flushed red. “Can you show me?” You ask innocently. “H-huh?!” He blinks at you. “What... did you just say?” You sigh deeply. “Well I mean. You’ve been my bestie for a long time. I trust you! And what if you were the one who took my virginity!” You say, you’re eyes locked in his. Cosmo’s heart leaps in his chest. He sputters then tries to regain composure. “I- just! Let me gather a couple things! Meet me at my place tonight at 7!” He says as he picks up his bag. “Huh? O-okay!” You wave him goodbye as he leaves your house.

Cosmo goes to his local adult novelty store. He goes trough the isles picking out things he’ll need for your night together. Condoms and plenty lube- but wait? What are your allergies? What if he picks out something you’re allergic to?! He picks up every type of lube and makes sure to buy latex free condoms. He passes the vibrator isle and picks up a nice wand. He prepares for your night together. He’s lucky he just fought a match just last week, because he spent the wad on lube alone. He runs back to his house full speed- not before stopping to buy a nice scented candle. Once home he begins frantically cleaning his whole room. He changes the sheets on his bed, and double checks to make sure nothing is out of place. He lights the candle then jumps in the shower. He uses the most potent manliest smelling soap to scrub himself head to toe. Every inch of his body is scrubbed raw. He studies his pubes in the mirror, he’s never manscaped before. He trims it till it looks nice and well kept. He spends ample time in his closet, studying each pair of his underwear, no stains, no tears, they have to be prefect. Cosmo throws on his nicest, cleanest smelling clothes just as you ring the doorbell.

“Hey, Y/N!” He greets you, trying to sound like he didn’t just run to hell and back. You smile and greet him back, but you could barely hide the nervousness that filled your gut. Your stomach felt heavy almost. “Well... uh are you ready or do you wanna order food? Or watch a movie?” He scratches the back of his neck. “Let’s do it now.” You say with a determined look on your face. He nods. Excitement and nervousness filled both of your guts as you climb the stairs to Cosmo’s room. He opens the door for you- what a gentleman. Right when you step inside you can’t help but snort out a laugh. “W-what?! What’s so funny?” Cosmo panics. “N-no it’s just- I don’t think your room has ever been this clean before!” You laugh, a smile creeps on Cosmo’s face as well. He chuckles with you. He goes and sits on the bed, he pats a place next to him. You join him as he picks up a bag or two. He dumps them out on the bed. There were maybe 15 different types of lube and condoms before you. “I... didn’t know... your allergies.” He timidly says. You two bust out laughing again. It takes a while before the two of you calm down enough to pick out a bottle. “Here... this one. The packaging looks promising.” You say, picking up a bottle of lube. Cosmo nods. A comfortable silence fills the air. Cosmo breaks the silence “Um right then I guess we should start.” He lifts his shirt over his head, his muscular body is presented before you. Cosmo grabs the hem of your shirt, tugging on it, asking for permission. You nod and lift your hands up, letting him remove your clothing. Finally you’re naked before him, he removes his pants and the boxers he took so long to pick out.

“I think it would be best if you laid on your back.” He orders. You do just that, you feel shy being nude next to him, he fumbles around in one of his bags. “Can you... spread your legs for me?” He asks blushing. You’re shy as you do. Your blushing as he looks over your body. “Beautiful.” He whispers just under his breath. You just barely catch it, but it makes you feel a lot better. Out of the bag he pulls out the little vibrator he bought. “Remember if you wanna stop at any time let me know, and we’ll stop, no questions asked.” He stares directly into your eyes, you nod. His attention is turned back to between your legs. “Alight, can you spread them a little further?” He asks. You do, giving him a good view. He placed the round end on your clit. He switches it on to the lowest setting, you gasp audibly as he does. “You okay?” He asks, you nod quickly. He pushed the vibrator down further onto your clit. You squeeze your eyes shut. Your pussy, your pelvis, even your tummy is eloped with waves of pleasure. You gasp again as he turn it up a notch. He grips his cock in his hand, the sight of you in pleasure has gotten him riled up, he pumps himself gently. “Y/N... you look really beautiful like this.” He says with half lidded eyes. “Cosmo!! This feels so good! Mmh!!” You cry. You grip the sheets below you. He jerks himself off quicker now. He turns the vibrator up again, Causing you to whine loudly. Your legs begin shaking. You see Cosmo stroking himself, the lust is clouded in his eyes. He licks his lips. You wrap your fingers around his dick, you mimic him, giving it gentle slow strokes. His breath catches in his throat seeing your pretty hand wrapped around his dick. His hand goes to your pussy, he prods a finger in, making you gasp once again. In and out he pushes his finger, till your nice and slick, he adds another. Two fingers curl inside you, along with the vibrator was a sensory overload. You feel something deep within your pelvis, a pressure is building, you don’t know exactly what is is you’ve never felt anything like this before. You let go of Cosmo’s dick. The muscles in your gut tighten more and more, becoming compacted and knotted up. The pressure built more and more until- you throw your head back and scream as you experience your first earth-shattering orgasm. Your legs are tense as they shake uncontrollably, your pussy convulses, Cosmo does his best to help you ride it out. You back arches off the bed. Slowly you come down from your high, you still try to buck your hips. That felt so fucking good, you’ve never experienced a feeling like that. You catch your breath and try to rack your brain around the euphoric experience you just had. Cosmo tucks the vibrator away. “Cosmo-“ “Take as long as you need you-“ “I want you! I want you now please!” You beg. He nods frantically, scrambling to find a condom and the lube you picked out. He coats himself, then he lines his hips up with yours. Cosmo holds his breath as he pushes himself inside. You wince feeling a new stretch. He chokes feeling how warm and tight your are. You wrap your legs around his hips, Cosmo leans down and hugs you, nesting his face in your neck. Your hands rest on his back. His hips begin moving slowly in slow but deep thrusts. You moan, feeling movement inside you. His hips slowly pick up speed. “Hah- you feel so nice, Y/N.” He grunts. You smile into his neck. In and out he pumps his cock, sweat has built up by now, Cosmo begins groaning and grunting in your ear, you claw at his back. “Ugh-you’re doing so well- Ah- Y/N!” He moans. You stifle back a whimper. “F-faster!” Is all you can say. He obeys you, pulling his cock into your sopping pussy. Your toes curl in the air. He won’t last much longer. He’s dreamt of this moment for so long, you have no idea how many times he’s masturbated to the thought of you. His hand travels down your belly to rub at your clit. You moan loudly as he does, he’s rough when massaging it. You feel that tightening pressure in your pelvis again. “Yes! Yes! Cosmo! Like that don’t stop!” You sob. That wonderful

feeling is coming back. The tightening and pulsating. Cosmo focuses all his energy on making you cum again. “Cosmo! Ugh! I love you!” You cry out as that knot snaps and your brought to a shaking moaning mess. Cosmo presses his lips sloppily to yours, he swallows all of your cries and moans. The tightening and convulsing of your walls around his dick milk out his own orgasm. He groans loudly, dick twitching inside you. Slowly the two of you come down from your releases, Cosmo rolls over. He pulls off the condom, tying it and throwing it away. The two of your are a sweaty heaving mess. Cosmo cocks his head towards you, “Did... you mean it? Or.. did you just say that in the heat of the moment?” He asks, he has to know the answer. “H-huh? Oh... yeah... I meant it.” You know exactly what he’s referring to. “I love you too, Y/N. More than anything.” He’s got stars in his eyes, you laugh. He puts his arms around you, pulling you to his chest. His lips press to your sweaty forehead. The two of you enjoy each others company for a little while longer before a nice hot bath.

[astrologysvt]

Soonyoung’s Ideal Type - Natal Chart Reading

For ideal types, I’m not going to be doing specific placements of their ideal partner. Instead, I’m gonna be listing personality traits I think would mesh well with them, as well as focus on their needs and the kind of person who could meet them. what this reading cannot account for is the compromising the members would do on their end for their s/o. so just keep in mind this is only half of the whole picture!

lol whenever i start another soonyoung reading i brace myself cuz how tf am i gonna write 1.5k words ALL ON GEMINI 

but oh man do i find a way.

humor is the way to this guy’s heart. 

someone super funny & playful. 

gemini placements in general tend to get really fixated on people that intrigue them. 

someone with a lot of personality, and i think that aqua influence in him through the 11th house would make him very attracted to someone with very different life experiences from him while meeting him in the middle on likes/dislikes/perspectives. 

(lol i feel like i’ve said this before for literally every member... there’s so much aqua in this group). 

when he has a crush he’s the type to want to text/talk with them constantly, and will look for any excuse to start up a conversation/learn something new about them and spark a new discussion.

his gemini is very much fueled by the excitement of conversations that bounce back and forth, and where two people can freely ignite and fuel each other’s enthusiasm. 

when there is such a lively back and forth, it brings this sense of discovery that he really loves.

whether it’s in learning new things about himself by friction or learning new things about his s/o. 

it validates his need for a reactive audience, and makes it feel like his s/o is doing what they can to see him eye-to-eye which his gemini really appreciates.

and so because of that he’s gonna want someone super responsive who will play along with his jokes, not make him second guess himself when he’s being silly, and will always give him a really great reaction. 

he wants to be hyped up, and with that he also 100% wants to be his s/o’s #1 hype man as he loves relationships where there is a lot of pride in each other.

someone very generous with praise.

his leo rising WANTS TO BE BABIED SO HARD. 

so definitely someone who is willing to dote on him and generally be very thoughtful. 

oh man, he wants to both spoil and be spoiled.

may it be in affection, delicious food, thoughtful gifts, or words of appreciation. 

he is this super contradictory mix of doesn’t want to be told what to do/wants to be taken care of. 

and so i think a dynamic that could meet that is with someone who lets him do his thing, will stand by him/support him even if that just means being someone he can fall back on, and will offer him comfort when he needs it. he just wants to know his s/o will be there for him to lift him at his highs, and really really baby him at his lows.

with a leo rising, this puts all of his gemini placements in aqua’s house which makes him this super independent person who understands his unique place in the world.

he wants to do his own thing and not think twice about it and generally gets really frustrated when he feels he needs approval. 

then that leo in and of itself is incredibly fixed and understands well what he wants. 

then on top of that his gemini makes him super set in his ways about the conclusions he’s come to may it be on situations/stances/interests and so forth. 

but to contradict all of that, his leo rising makes him soooooo susceptible to praise and flattery which kind of frustrates his air placements.

he hates needing approval, but really feels at a loss of he needs to act without support. 

so as i said before, he wants to be hyped up and this just amplifies that.

his s/o should be ready and willing to support him and offer him validation, and preferably before he has to ask for it as this is something that really feeds that leo rising heart. 

his s/o should also just be super physically affectionate as this placement makes him a super cuddly dude!!

so something that i didn’t really get into in his chart first impressions are decans! 

when you’re looking at a chart with so many placements in one sign, to get a deeper/more nuanced analysis you can look at the decans.

his mars and moon are in 2nd decan, so this gives these planets a little tinge of libra influence. 

with the moon and mars, this is going to give his gemini placements an attitude that is a lot more focused on harmony ESPECIALLY considering the relevance these planets have to relationships.

he’s going to want to be with someone who can offer him a very balanced dynamic. 

someone who can meet his gemini’s reach for curiosity/passionate discussion as well as someone who is willing to compromise when necessary.

this is emphasized by his gemini placements that are pretty averse to people who are close-minded/set in their way/immovable by logic and debate. 

but then you throw in that libra and a sense of fairness is incredibly important to maintain in relationships or else he’ll get moody. 

this also makes him kind of flighty because he doesn’t like saying no. 

and so, in a very contradictory fashion, he may benefit from someone who is divisive enough in relationships to say it up front if something is wrong, what needs to get done, and to aid him to act when he needs to as he may find he’s more a people pleaser in closer relationships than he may like/be aware of. 

his sun and venus are in the 3rd decan (aquarius)

so this is interesting, mainly because all of his gemini is already in the 11th house so his aqua influence was incredibly strong to begin with. 

and so this brings strong sense of individuality, desire to set himself apart, as well as a strong emphasis on friends/community. 

he’s very averse to someone who wants to pin him down while also making him very attracted to someone whose very individual.

another way to really catch his intrigue is by being someone very progressive and forward thinking.

lol i also think about how he said on ofd castaway that his ideal type was someone who was a bad girl but nice to him. 

i think the concept of a bad girl would be appealing to him based off the fact the concept in and of itself is very unconventional. 

because of that, someone who is so unconcerned with being ordinary is, in and of itself, very attractive to him. 

i also think it’s important to say that i find aqua influences are going to be the ones who value friendship more than they do romance. 

he would be SO turned off by someone who felt they needed to restrict his interactions with his friends in any way shape or form -- may it be his s/o wanting him to cancel plans to hang out, his s/o wanting him their side at a party, or generally if his s/o saw the way he values friends as a threat to their relationship.

really, any kind of tug away from his friends (no matter how gentle/forceful) is going to deter him from someone. 

moving on from decans tho!

his mercury and moon are conjuct on either side of his mars. 

i think it’s interesting to have both of his moon and mars conjunct each other as this is a very dynamic, very reactive influence to have. 

this makes him that super boisterous, excitable, passionate hoshi we all know and love. 

this also makes him very straight forward in love. 

he’d honestly just think that someone who was as bold/straight-forward as he was, or someone who didn’t blink an eye at his antics would be incredibly attractive to him. 

it’d excite and encourage him. 

mercury also adds to this straight forward sense as he’s very straight to the point and expressive in language~ 

he really appreciates a very simple, predictable, candid communication style with his s/o. 

his sun is conjuct his venus which is super cute as i think this is one of the reasons hoshi is so cuddly. 

when you have the sun in conjuct to venus, you really attribute a lot of those super romantic and soft venusian vibes to him that give us Squishy Hoshi™️ 

he’s certainly a romantic, and would want someone who is very loving and affectionate. 

and kind of snowballing from his libra decan from before, this is what makes him much more accommodating than your run-of-the-mill gemini. 

he’s incredibly concerned with maintaining and seeing to his s/o’s happiness, and makes him want a simple and considerate relationship.

his mars is opposite pluto!!! this one is the WILD one. 

mars meeting pluto in hard aspect is an INCREDIBLY powerful placement. 

they’re both very intense planets -- mars ruling the more carnal aspects of ourselves and then pluto owning the more obsessive parts. 

there is a sense of extremes within him -- extremes in love, extremes in passion, extremes in bouts of anger. 

he’s very drawn to act, and having such a potent/provocative planet like pluto at the whims of the turbulent and fierce mars can give him a great sense of unrest when his gemini mars in challenged. 

so situations that may cause this placement to act out are when he’s being restricted.

gemini’s like the freedom of choice and exploration (may it be in life, career, and relationships) and so he’d really benefit being with someone who allows him to embrace this part of himself as this will avoid potential conflicts with is mars. 

with that, it is also really important that his s/o both give him space to be himself while also being willing to tell him how it is if he’s acting out-of-hand. 

his gemini’s energy is really easy to redirect, so once he’s been given a bit if perspective he gains control of the situation very quickly (see: the whole ofd japan money situation)

but that pluto influence makes his anger very all-consuming so he really struggles to reach that point without external help. 

this placement also makes him very attached/possessive in love. 

i think especially with that leo rising, that he’d want to be with someone who was okay with the idea of them being “his.” 

he wants freedom obviously, but he certainly wants to make it clear to everyone whose his s/o is and would really love it if his partner returned the sentiment as his leo likes the idea of being someone his s/o could be proud of. 

another significant thing to note in terms of relationships is his neptune and jupiter in the 6th house!! 

i think this is SUPER interesting. 

all of his energies are super intense, passionate, potentially impulsive and stubborn. 

but then you put these outer planet influence in the house of virgo that adds a strong emphasis on lifestyle, work, and domesticity. 

he wants to be with a very accountable, reliable, and generous person in daily life thanks to his jupiter in the 6th house.

then you throw in that neptune that makes him incredibly feeling/empathetic that makes him drawn to care for people without hesitation. 

both of these make him very generous/selfless in relationships, especially in terms of providing, supporting, and being generally thoughtful 

(though keep in mind that the 6th house doesn’t really come into play too much in relationships until they’re sharing a space/lifestyle). 

because of that he’d like to be with someone who 1) is equally generous and 2) is going to ensure people (themselves included) do not take advantage of this aspect! 

his openness in this regard makes him rather vulnerable to people with malintent and so someone with a discerning eye could be of benefit to him! 

another kind of interesting way of looking at it: depending on how aware his friends/family/the members are of this aspect in him -- it’s highly probable that someone who is more impulsive, self-focused, and rather insensitive to what they take vs what they give will simply not pass the “can i date soonyoung” test. 

and considering how his aqua influences make him value friendship more than romance, he’s more than likely going to listen to his friends over anything a potential suitor may have to say.  

he’s just really rather gullible in this regard and he MUST be protected. 

he is a very all-or-nothing guy on so many fronts. 

he doesn’t really know what it’s like to be stingy in love/affection. 

and so, if he’s with someone who is more reserved/practical/stoic, this brings a sense that he needs to now be self-conscious of how open he is in this regard which HE HATES. 

so it’s vital that he’s with someone very loving, very open, and just as heavy-handed in affection as he is while also being very aware, thoughtful, and considerate. 

maintaining good feelings in his relationships rely just as much on acknowledging actions as they are on giving. 

oh man, i was totally not able to touch on EVERY single aspect in his chart relating to romance and relationships so this convo can certainly be returned to. 

but the last thing i’ll touch on is his aqua descendent! 

so his rising is in leo which makes him this person who really craves recognition/validation in ways that are very self-indulgent/congratulatory (tho i wouldn’t particularly say “vain”) 

he’s certainly someone very focused on gaining approval, and where he’s gravitated to in life and love is someone who represents the exact opposite of that. 

someone who encourages him by example and validation to be himself, and removing that kind of “i need approval” blockade he may have in his personal life that causes him to second guess himself/prevents him from seeing the full picture of his importance/uniqueness. 

being with someone like that would allow him to be more focused on what he brings to the table, as opposed to simply using other’s reactions as a measurement of his worth.

he’s very much like this in his work, but this unapologetic confidence may not be extended towards relationships/romance.

generally just a sweet boy! 

he wants an exciting relationship where humor is boundless. 

i think he’d be INCREDIBLY delighted by someone who not just meets his wackiness, but attempts to one-up him. 

someone who is brave enough/trusts enough in him to stand with him when he’s putting himself out there, may it be in more serious circumstances or in defense of a really bad joke he’s made. 

and someone who is going to really teach/reinforce to him what he means when he says he values individuality. 

i think this is incredibly relevant to him due to the fact he considers himself an introvert -- there is still a strong part of him that second guesses himself when putting himself out there, that causes a kind of delay/volatility in how he expresses himself socially where he’s A LOT ALL AT ONCE and then fizzles out.

and so i think if someone is able to be that constructive/discerning eye for him while also being able to look at all the wild he is already and meet him half way is something that would 1) make him fall SO HARD but also 2) really make him feel secure enough in himself to the point he’d feel he has a choice in how extra he wants/doesn’t want to be. 

i especially think this is true considering how much more unapologetically weird he is around his members, as opposed to everyone else. 

he’d want to reach that level of comfort with his s/o. 

[vulcanaizawa]

I honestly have neither explanation nor precedent for just WHY I love "occasional stoner" eraser and Mic headcanons so much, I just... do? Like. These two boys in particular have very DIFFERENT types of manic energy, but they're both so high strung in their own ways that like... the idea of them strung out and languid and loose in a hotboxed soundbooth at a show (AFTER Mic's done all his intro bits and disconnected - he is first and foremost a professional) is just... so fuckin sexy to me.

Shouta's eyes glazed over and looking past the world he normally picks apart so sharply, Hizashi's mile a minute mouth forming lazy, elongated vowels and barely there consonants, hands doing most of the talking. Even then the movements are more elegant, smooth and slow like he's entranced with the shapes his own hand can make instead of thejerky, rapid fire flittering he normally talks in. Just. Leaning all over their chairs like proper disaster queers, no sitting properly in this house no sirree, atypically easy and chill and just letting themselves forget all the LoV bullshit in the haze of it.

(and of course, draping all over Yagi on the big beanbag chair, Mic flopped over his lap and tangling his arms with those long, lanky legs, Shouta stretched out along his side, lean abdomen curving almost over the back of the chair while Yagi's fingers sneak up those flat planes of his stomach)

Ever since an incident few years back where shit went down right in front of them and they had to hop into hero work high as fuck, they always make sure to have a chaperone if they're both smoking - one other adult to stay relatively sober and help direct them if need be. After the first night he stumbles upon these two grinning lazily as they lounge amid the slow curls of smoke, all long bodies and languid limbs and easy, carefree laughter he isn't sure he EVER heard from them before... Yagi is all too happy to volunteer.

Especially once they start getting physical...

It started innocently enough, Hizashi was laughing and tugging him down onto a huge, shitty bean bag chair in the corner of Aizawa's old, otherwise barren apartment that he'd kept for this exact purpose after moving into the dorms. Yagi sinks into the cushion, feeling a little awkward but also kind of fascinated as Aizawa leans across him, sharing smoke.

He'd seen it before of course, in America. Shotgunning, Dave had called it. It was fairly common in the frat house, so no, Yagi was no stranger to weed. He would even partake occasionally, back when he had both lungs. But just because it was Aizawa-kun, it seemed... so much more illicit. And then Yamada-san balances him out so well - an easy, giggly, emotional looseness to complement Aizawa's more quiet, physical languidness.

Yagi find himself almost as pliant as the two stoned men, just kind of going where they pull him, sprawling out alongside them, leaning into their touches... it's such an easy pattern to fall into, just lazy stretches and reaffirming, grounding hands on chests, or stomachs, or hips, as he listens to the two boys ramble on down long tangents and come up with the most interesting things.

He doesn't really notice when Aizawa throws a thigh around his, or when Yamada's hand on his chest becomes a nuzzling cheek. It was such a slow progression of physicality, like everything else they do in this state. Deliberate, but so easy it's not even noticed.

Until Aizawa's kinda lazily starting to grind against his hip and Mic is sliding his own leg between Yagi's too, lifting his head and nuzzling his way past the neck of Yagi's shirt to kiss his collarbone, soft and gentle.

For a moment Toshinori is slipping down into it, into the easy haze the boys have built around him, more potent than any bud. Then he remembers that he is sober and they are not. Hizashi feels him lock up.

"Hey, man, this okay?"

"Ah..." Yagi's voice squeaks a little and he clears his throat. "Well, no, I... I don't think... this is very nice, but ah... I'm not sure if this is right."Mic blinks up at him, cogs still turning smoothly in his brain even if their speed is dialed down a little. Then a slow smile spreads across his face. It's a little more lopsided than normal, and it's incredibly endearing.

"Aw, man... you're too sweet. You're so fuckin cute, you know that? Really dude." Yagi blushes.

"W-well I-..."

"Naw naw man that's totally fine. I get it. Hey, you go on ahead and go, yeah? Me and Shou are gonna do stuff now okay? But hey we'll - hey Shou stop man cmon he's gonna go - we'll talk later about - no hey seriously yeah I know he's pretty okay just come here instead there you go - we'll talk later about the next time you come over, kay?"

And so a red faced Yagi extricates himself from the two men, much easier said than done with the way Aizawa's loose limbs keep trying to pull him back in, and gathers his things - growing more flustered the entire time as he can't help but notice the movements of the boys in the corner - and books it before he does something... that only villains do.He worries a little about their reactions the next day.

He should have worried more about himself, as he's left coughing into the sink after Mic tells him in no uncertain terms that "yeah so me and Shou get super horny when we're high, so next time if you want it's totally okay we know what we're doing you're not taking advantage of us or anything but no no it's fine seriously dude you were so fucking adorable I can't believe-"

[dem-obscure-imagines]

Witchy Woman

Gil x Reader

Witchy Woman

Note: So I had a thought, and, I think a cute matchup is Gil and the Enchantress’ daughter? And also, I’m already in Halloween mode, so expect some Thackery Binx real soon.

Warnings: None

Word Count: 970

Gil looked like he had seen an angel when Harry and Uma found him. His eyes were half shut, his face and ears bright red, and every breath he exhaled came out as a gentle sigh.

“Oi, what’s the matter with ye, mate?” Hook gave Gil a firm whack on the back of the head. Sure, Auradon was different, but it hadn’t done this to anyone else yet.

“Hello? Earth to barbarian?” Umma snapped her fingers in his face. He shook his head a few times and blinked.

“Oh. Uh, hi.”

“Are you...okay…?” Uma sat at the table in front of him.

He nodded, humming contently and then pointed across the courtyard. “Do you know who that is?”

Harry traced the path of his friend’s finger to a girl sitting under a great big oak tree. When he looked at her, he felt his heart race in his chest. In her long glowing golden hair sat a ring of roses, and sparkles seemed to float off of her. Whatever magic she had, it was powerful, and it was potent.

“Looks like trouble to me,” Harry flashed a wicked grin. “Ye should go over, introduce yerself. Maybe if yer lucky, she won’t turn you into a toad.”

“What do you mean?” Gil raised an eyebrow, suddenly snapped out of his trance. “I mean, she’s glowing, but...You mean she has magic?!”

“Yes, she has magic, you idiot.” Uma smacked her face. “All those roses...She must be the Enchantress’ kid. I’d stay away. That’s some powerful shit if I’ve ever seen it.”

“She looks nice…”

“That’s what she wants ye to think.” Harry wrapped an arm around Gil’s shoulders and turned him to face you. He gestured to your hands with his hook. “But she has more power in her pinky finger than Mal, Uma, and the Fairy Godmother combined. She could sneeze and it’d turn ye into a knick-knack.”

“Oh. Okay.” Gil deflated, all of the passion and wonder fading from his eyes. Maybe it was best if he stayed away.

***

It wasn’t long before the Halloween bash rolled around. Everyone found a great costume, but being very unoriginal and unenthusiastic about the whole ordeal (or at least Uma was) Uma and Harry had decided to go as pirates, and Gil kind of got roped in.

Gil tried not to notice her over in the corner of the room, dressed as a witch with bright red roses sitting on the brim of her large black hat, but she was there and she was beautiful and he could hardly look away.

“Hello? Gil?” Uma waved a hand in his face.

“Yeah?”

“Harry and I are gonna get some punch. Don’t go anywhere.”

“Okay.” he nodded. But the second his friends walked away, he couldn’t stop his feet from wandering over to where you were, serving cupcakes with Jane.

“Chocolate or Red Velvet?” You asked. Gil raised an eyebrow.

“What?”

“The cupcakes. What flavor do you want?”

“Oh, I don’t want a cupcake. I just came over to say hi.” He smiled and pointed to the roses on your hat. “Are they real? How do you keep them so fresh?”

You walked around the table and shaped his hands into a little cup. Then, gently, you focused your energy. Green vines wrapped around your wrists and a fresh red rose bloomed in your hands. You set it in Gil’s larger hands. He couldn’t stop the little gasp from entering his lungs or his widened eyes looking from you to the rose in his hands and then back and forth a few times.

“I just, uh, have a knack for it, I guess.” you shrugged, letting out a little laugh at his stunned reaction.

“Do you want to maybe, uh, dance or something?” Gil asked. You nodded.

“I’d like that a lot.”

It was made very evident after about five seconds on the dance floor that Gil did not, in fact, know how to dance. You guided one of his large hands to your hip and the other into your hand, and then you rested the other hand on his shoulder.

“So now what do we do?”

“You pull me closer.” You told him.

He did. “Okay.”

“And then we just sort of sway,” you whispered, resting your head against his strong chest.

“I can do that.” Gil chuckled. “Sorry if I mess this up. We don’t really...have these on the Isle.”

“I know,” you nodded. “Don’t worry, Gil. You’re doing perfect.” The two of you swayed in the beat of the music for a few more seconds before you asked a question. “So why haven’t you talked to me until now?”

“Huh?”

“I mean, I’ve noticed you looking at me, and I sort of thought you were scared of me or something.”

“My friends thought you would turn me into a toad. I know, it’s stupid.”

“Did you think so?”

“No. But, I guess I’m just so used to always listening to what they say that I didn’t really think for myself.”

“Well maybe you should start. Seems like you’re full of good ideas.” You smiled warmly, sincerely. “You know, I should apologize too. I thought you would be a lot meaner, but really, you’re one of the sweetest guys I’ve met. The rest of them try to be nice, but I can tell they’re afraid. They look at me like I’m some...some witch.”

“I think you’re amazing,” he whispered.

You curled closer into his chest, into his warmth, and continued to sway to the music. Your hair glowed softly, a gentle sort of light that made Gil feel all tingly inside. The good kind of magic, he decided. If Halloween meant meeting the prettiest witch he had ever laid eyes on, he wished it was Halloween every night.