#all of my pc’s are cunts lmfao

[sleepybun-ny]

redrew a thing from last year (and adjusted some heights) (and also a new pc) (also no beats i don’t…do that)

old one for reference (jesus christ somebody needed to beat my ass ong) (the fucking freckles i’m gonna puke)

[wirtsroom]

a digital circus review but its kind of long and complainy lmfao

tldr: i wish it was good but i didnt like it, may hold hope for the future episodes

okay so. ive been semi following digital circus for a while cuz like. i like gooseworx' stuff! shes got a good flow, sense of style, yadda yadda. and same goes for kevins stuff too!! when they released the mini trailers i was intrigued!

but like. the pilot is. okay how do i start this

the plot: i know its just the pilot, but its really showing its cards way too early and completely unsubtle. its supposed to be all "ahhh ur in the pc scary!" but its so hamfisted in its existential delivery we cant even begin to immerse in the world. like. we have an interesting premise of being in an environment akin to early pc games for kids! theres a whole fun circus! but rarely in the episode do we go for a romp in those ideas, rather we are all just "oh no were all crazy here. mwahahahah" and thats BORINGGGGG. the pacing feels also way to fast for us to truly be unsettled. bam, youre here, the clowns evil, youre in the backrooms or whatever, done. it goes too fast and shows too many ideas at once to be honest.

the characters: theyre standard as far as 00s inspired characters go. they all fit a certain trope in modern psychological horror and nothing is left to the imagination really. jax is your bitchboy tumblr fave, pomni is the fish out of water, ragatha has to be the Nice One, zooble is. well she was there. the fucking chess piece guy was there to allude to viewers the horrors or whatevr and then the comedy face character is just for comic relief. while again this IS a pilot, i have no idea how these characters will be you know. interesting to the plot. like jax is going to just be the depressed self aware guy i can see that but is there anything else he can give? do we have interesting connections to these characters? will any of them have thematic pieces for their designs? I dont know i want them to hit but they feel kind of surface level with little allusion.

the aesthetic: sorry im kind of a cunt for this THEY ARE NOOOT USING THE SETTING TO ITS MAXIMUM POTENTIAL!!!!! THE WHOLE PC GAME THING IS JUST SET DRESSING AND LITTLE ELSE!!!! LIKE "OHHH ARENT YOU SCARED BC THIS IS THE HAPPY PLACE WHEN ITS EVIL?" LIKE COME ON!!! WHERES THE JANK! WHERES THE WEIRD PUZZLE GAMES! DOES NOBODY HERE ASIDE FROM THE RINGMASTER DO ANYTHING? WHY IS IT SO HUGE? and also the animation is. kind of now clashing witht the style. Like not really- obviously all the directors on the animation aspect ARE talented, have industry level experience, but its smooth and modern approach sort of makes the setting even less connected. and in some cases the intentional breakage can be really good!!! but it feels too polished, too clean for its chosen period.

an aside?: i dont know see cuz it has a good idea! horror set within my moms old pc, but it doesnt want to even test out a twist or anything. Everyone here is trapped, everyone is crazy, theres liminal spaces, its all stuff i come to expect with an analog themed horror series, and its horror is very minimal. it has no grip on anything, it just wnats to make you feel sad for pomni and go Oh no isnt it scary? Awww nooo scary void wahh! Like it feels almost on the nose, too empty and too big to really utilize it. also im salty theyre selling 40 dollar tshirts for a pilot like. come on

but yeah i didnt. i dont know as i try to remember it now i cant think of anything that stood out. sure it was pretty looking but nothing horrific is staying with me at all. and AGAIN it IS just a pilot!!!!! things can change!!! i might be wrong!!!! but i dont see any horror in the stuff they are providing me bc it feels too safe

[malklavian]

just me being salty about new ass-tarion content

what the fuck did they do with ass-cended ass-tarion's new kisses, lmfao. why does the pc look like they're gonna piss themselves in fear when he grabs them and pushes them around, when they should look delirious with horniness and delighted at being his lil b*tch, which they willingly agreed to be. it's like they're trying to convey some bee dee ass em stuff but also actual abuse? but not knowing how to handle it. maybe cuz they're taking on too much at once. it's like they don't even know what they think about ass tarion because yes, that's a very dark route in his romance, but if you as a creator don't know how you feel about it then perhaps just leave it be and think about it some more, don't force it just cause he's popular and fans are thirsty for new ass tarion shit.

like if you're gonna paint it as the EVIL MUAHAHA route for him then what the hell are you trying to convey by making it seem like pc is suffering at his hand by his treatment? by even making this romance route an actual option and actively creating new content for it? trying to teach us a lesson about the cycle of abuse or something? in that case i'm not really feeling it. like, bitch i'm not here to get educated, i'm here to be evil and deranged and toxic with my garbage vampire boyfriend whom i helped ascend by sacrificing 7000 innocent souls, whom i WILLINGLY turned into a sadistic cunt, whom i WILLINGLY follow and choose to love or lust for or whatever, despite having many opportunities to back out. what do you think i am, STUPID? that i thought i could fix him by letting him take part in an ancient ritual to turn him into the most powerful vampire that has ever existed? or what??? especially with an evil durge. dear god. do i even need to explain why. i just don't understand how durge can be canonically into stuff like n3crophilia but they shrivel up like a delicate flower when some vampire pretty boy chokes them a little. not to mention that durge could easily kill him and crush him into fine vampire dust and snort it off a corpse's fucking bellybutton if so they pleased, like hello? this is durge we're talking about? ass-tarion's depravity is NOTHING compared to durge's depravity, lbr. and ass-tarion might be a little cocky now that he's powerful, but he isn't THAT stupid to act too out of line, especially when he isn't even aware of all the possible ways to use his new powers.

anyway... i just think this has a lot of potential and it's not being properly handled. i think they're scared of sending out the wrong message with this route of his romance, but i think people who pursue it are mostly the kind who feels the same way i do. those who think ass-cended ass-tarion is too hardcore would probably back out as soon as he proudly flaunts how evil he has become. i hope they fix it eventually. if they're gonna keep this romance in, they should just go balls deep and embrace how fucked up it is instead of acting coy about it... but then again this game is so damn popular and they're under so much scrutiny, i don't terribly hold it against them. if this game didn't blow up they'd have much more artistic freedom

[meltwonu]

64. “You’re not taking me to bed. ever.”

          “Who said it had to be on the bed?”

67. “For the love of fuck.”

           “Yep, that’s me. I love to fuck.”

notes; softdom!jeonghan, cockwarming, dirty talk, thinkin abt this after watching them play that pc game and soonyoung saying “you’d be surprised but jeonghan and jihoon are quite competitive” and knowing Jeonghan has the patience of a fuckin god 😩😩, also sorry i kinda played with the first prompt a bit hehehehe, this is also just a little long so the rest is under the cut as to not disrupt your dashs with long wall of text eheh💕💕 also sorry i fucking write so much i literally dont know how to shut up :( lmfao, anyway thank you for requesting! enjoy! 💕

“‘Hannie… are you almost done?”

He grunts in response, fingertips still on the laptop keyboard and eyes still glued to the tiny screen. “C’mon, you said you’d be done playing that game an hour ago… I need you…” You whine quietly, eyes burning holes into the back of his head.

“Is it a want or a need? And anyway, didn’t I already fuck you last night?” He mumbles; exhaling harshly when his character on screen falls again. You shimmy off the sofa with a sigh and sit next to him on the floor, immediately placing your palm down onto his thigh and squeezing.

“Yeah but… dunno, think I can go for another round~”

You lean over, lips ghosting against the shell of his ear. “I can’t stop thinkin’ about how good you felt inside of me…”

A shiver runs up Jeonghan’s spine when you softly whisper in his ear and he can’t deny the way his cock twitches in his grey sweats. “Is that all, baby?” He loses focus for a second; his on-screen character falling over for the umpteenth time.

“No~ What I really really liked is when you finally came ‘n filled me up with so much cum~ Just thinkin’ about it makes me so wet, ‘Hannie~”

Your hand travels further into his lap, palming his half hard cock through his sweats as he moans.

“For the love of fuck.”

Giggling, you slowly ghost your fingers to the waistband of his sweats; sliding them underneath when he doesn’t tell you to stop.

“Yep, that’s me. I love to fuck. Now please, Jeonghan, I’m begging you! Finish your game later!” You whine, hand already wrapped around his cock as he continues to play.

He can only grin at you when he beats another level, eyes filled with mischief.

“You want my cock that bad? Ok, sit on it and be a good girl. I’m almost done.”

And If there’s anything you really know about Jeonghan, it’s that he’s just extremely convincing.

You sigh, half in content and half in annoyance, facing the sofa as you sit on his cock and you knew better than to defy his word, so you sit put even if you want to move. “‘Hannie~ Aren’t you done?” Whimpering, you nuzzle into his neck, kissing the skin as he groans.

“What did I say about waiting, baby? Be patient. You’re already doing so well for me.”

All you can hear is the sound of the keyboard clicking and Jeonghan’s furious scrolling of the mouse, a soft whine spilling from your lips when he shifts slightly underneath you. The chuckle he lets out reverberates in your chest; your hands curling into the back of his soft sweater.

You can’t tell how much time passes in your position but eventually you feel Jeonghan’s fingers on your waist, softly caressing you through your shirt. “You’re so good for me, baby. I’m so proud of you for being patient. Think you’re ready for your reward?” Jeonghan smiles at you genuinely when your eyes meet, pouting when he sees your teary eyes. “Why’re you so teary, baby?”

“‘Cause you’re mean and--and made me cockwarm you while you played your dumb game!” You sob, hips already swiveling atop his lap. He lets you do as you please, guiding you as your cries slowly turn into pleasured moans.

There’s a clipped laugh from Jeonghan before he’s pushing the small coffee table aside with one hand, pushing you onto your back where the table used to be when the space is cleared. “But I gave you what you wanted, didn’t I? You wanted my cock so I let you sit on it.”

He wraps your legs around his waist, fucking into you at a slow pace. You get lost in the pleasure, eyes fluttering shut when the head of his cock taps your g-spot. “O-oh fuck, Jeonghan! M-more, there, please!” You cry, nails digging into the rug underneath you. “More? Here?” Jeonghan thrusts into you harder, laughing lightly when you mewl.

“Don’t you want to move somewhere more comfortable? Or do you wanna cum on the rug?” He quips; no real intention of stopping.

“Nooo~ You’re not taking me to bed. Ever. Again.” You grit out; already feeling your impending orgasm coming. “You’re on a pussy ban after you made cockwarm while you played that stupid game and made me wait.” Jeonghan can’t help but laugh at your retort, reaching a hand down between your bodies as he thumbs at your clit. You whimper in response, clenching around his cock when you feel the tension building up in your body.

“Fuh---fuck! Jeonghan!”

“Who said it had to be on the bed? I can fuck you on the sofa so that whenever the guys come over they can see the cum stains on it and know exactly what I do to you. Or what if the shower is more comfortable? No clean up, y’know? Fill you up nice and full with my cum and watch it spill down your legs.” He pauses, doubling his pace when he feels your pussy getting tighter around him. “Or what if I wanted to fuck you in front of the window, hmm? Let everyone see how greedy you really are for me when you’re begging me to let you cum for the third time in a row.” He rubs harsher circles on your clit, loving the way your torso arches off the floor when he adds just the right amount of pressure.

“And you say that but what happens when you wanna sit on my cock again, huh? Let’s be honest, baby, you always want me just as much as I want you. ”

Jeonghan says no more as he quickens his pace, soft moans of his own spilling from his lips when he feels you about to cum.

“Cum with me, baby. Let me feel your ‘lil cunt get this cock wet.” He groans, already feeling his own orgasm coming. And it only takes a few more thrusts and his thumb on your clit before cries of his name are tumbling out of your mouth in a hurried mess; eyes clamped shut as the bliss pours over you.

Jeonghan’s grip on you tightens as he cums as well; opting to grind against you as he cums inside of your tight pussy.

“Ngh, fuck,  J-Jeonghan…” You mewl, enjoying the feeling of his throbbing cock filling you up with his cum. Feeling sated and cozy, you sigh contentedly, smiling up at Jeonghan who mimics your content expression.

The two of you stay in that position a little longer; riding out the remnants of your orgasms before a familiar look crosses Jeonghan’s features. 

“You thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’?”

You nod, sitting up on your elbows as Jeonghan leans down to kiss you on the forehead. “Shower?”

“Shower sex, to be precise, baby. ”

[fairycosmos]

YOURE SO RIGHT. idk if they genuinely believe they're at the fore front of "defending comedy" and free speech or if they're going the route some politicians do, which is to keep up the outrage schtick to entice support, but it's so weird either way. and like you said, they spew all this bullshit while counting up their millions. netflix literally defended one of them, they continue to get platforms, deals, invited to perform, and yet they think because people online are calling out their stupid jokes, that must mean they're being censored. and why are they so fucking obsessed with making trans jokes? it's quite literally just for the attention they are receiving because i sincerely doubt they ar w interacting with many trans folks in order to come up with material. i'm like 99.8% sure these dudes must have a thing for humiliation since they keep fishing for outrage and insults back.

ALSO i looked up what r*coy said & that was literally so unnecessary. just pure edginess that's he's comfortable with spewing because even if he were to not be given netflix specials anymore, he still has a cushy and comfortable life to fall back on.

right?? it's literally bizarre. like the complete failure to recognize reality for what it is bc theyre so obsessed with the idea that they're being censored and policed and victimized - while being given the worldwide stage to tell their crappy jokes on constantly, the way they have been for years. they honestly think "freedom of speech" means "everyone has to agree with everything i say otherwise theyre sensitive gen z piss babies who are trying to take away my right to talk and breathe and exist" like. there's some major lack of cognitive function and awareness there or smth i swear to god. i think it's a mixture of genuinely believing their own bullshit and doing the whole outrage thing to cause controversy and make money, but like. at least own it if that's what ur doing and stop fuckin dishing it if you can't take the response. stop giving your boring critique on the cancel culture bogeyman u made up in ur head, you know?? it's so weird, they're like. mad that people aren't as bigoted as they are?? actually throwing up and crying over it??

god, the trans jokes. it's so fucking insufferable and overdone and just fucking baseless. i'm sure they do it because they know it's going to get a reaction out of people, but at the same time it's clear that they're willing to dehumanize trans ppl for personal gain at every turn so i'm sure they're deeply prejudiced against them in their personal lives too. oh, it's always the same with these cunts - they rarely take the time to actually talk to the ppl from the marginalized groups they love to mock lmfao that would require slight emotional intelligence and empathy. also omg the humiliation kink thing LISTENNN lmfao why does it make so much sense. they really do seem to get off on hurting and antagonizing others so ykw you're on to something for reallll i bet it's actually some weird perverse thing that they can't over. issues, i'm telling u. abt r*cky - literally it was like listening to an edgy 12 yo try to construct - i was going to say a joke but honestly just a sentence. just complete horse shit full of what he clearly thinks are twitter buzzwords. like u said he knows he can get away with it and there'll be no material repercussions. but he's so silenced and the world is so PC now!! 🥺🥺 cancel culture is out to get him and his millions!! 🥺🥺

[dave-meowstaine]

All those asks please

Lmfao I just realised that I already answered all of these recently but oh well, you asked and I shall deliver! (I’ll try and make the answers different where I can)

0:Height - I am around 6ft. I haven’t measured myself in years so I don’t know haha

1:Virgin? - That ship sailed a long time ago. Kinda scary how long ago that was..

2:Shoe size - I am sized 6 which everyone finds amusing seeing as I’m pretty tall 

3:Do you smoke? - I do, not loads but I do

4:Do you drink? - Again, not loads but I do. Three or four beers every weekend or so

5:Do you take drugs? - I smoke weed every so often. I will also be taking some stuff (safe stuff trust me I know guys) this summer

6:Age you get mistaken for - It depends, with my beard around 20

7:Have tattoos? - No  :’(

8:Want any tattoos? - Yes definitely, I just don’t know exactly what I want and I want to be sure when I get them and stuff because I wanna be covered and have everything fit and stuff

9:Got any piercings? - I do! Three in my left earlobe and my septum!

10:Want any piercings? - I would maybe like to get my lip pierced. I dunno, people have said it would look hot on me so yeah

11:Best friend? - My big brother, Ed. We’re blood brothers

12:Relationship status - I am single

13:Biggest turn ons - Neck kisses and moaning is top banana (i can’t believe i just said that when talking about turn ons jesus christ)

14:Biggest turn offs - ummm bad breath sucks, and i’m not a fan of natural long nails. 

15:Favorite movie - John Carpenter’s The Thing. I could legit just watch that film on repeat and be just as entertained as the first time!

16:I’ll love you if - you treat me right and love me completely and look after me when I’m self destructive

17:Someone you miss - I miss Ed. I got kicked out of school and he quit willingly and is working full time whilst I’m in college so we never get to see each other

18:Most traumatic experience - personal shit. the funny thing is I don’t even hate them for it. it just makes me really sad…

19:A fact about your personality - I’m really cold and shut everyone out but honestly once you get to know me, i’m probably the nicest and loyalist person you’ll ever meet (or so i’ve been told a lot)

20:What I hate most about myself - hmmm i’m not sure. i hate my feet

21:What I love most about myself - my music taste is pretty dope haha

22:What I want to be when I get older - my dream is to be in a successful band, and i really really REALLY want that. my “realistic” option is IT though, building and fixing PCs

23:My relationship with my sibling(s) - I love my sister to pieces. We used to hate each other, but I guess all siblings do haha. As I got older, I learnt a lot of things about her and that we were both on anti depressants and stuff and yeah. I guess we really connected over all that shit

24:My relationship with my parent(s) - my parents are the best haha

25:My idea of a perfect date - well, I guess for like a first date maybe like a restaurant and then a movie or something. if we’re dating then cute walks and hand holding and kisses and blanket forts and video games and movies and oh my god i’m so lonely wtf someone date me 

26:My biggest pet peeves - nail biting is pretty ehhhh

27:A description of the girl/boy I like - i don’t currently like anyone

28:A description of the person I dislike the most - a lot of people that i know at college are just outright cunts

29:A reason I’ve lied to a friend - to save their feelings

30:What I hate the most about work/school - honestly, the people. i was kicked out of my old school so i have to retake the year at the college i’m currently going to so i’m with people nearly 2 years younger than me and oh my god please kill me

31:What your last text message says - it was a text from my phone company telling me they’re upping my bill, those fuckers

32:What words upset me the most - “goodbye” “i don’t like you” “attention seeker” “liar” etc. etc.

33:What words make me feel the best about myself - being told i’m cute or funny or hot or perfect and stuff usually does the trick

34:What I find attractive in women - longer hair, cute, smiley, darker hair, same music taste (metal obviously), play an instrument would be cool, tattoos, likes video games, wouldn’t mind spending whole days with me, accepts me for who i am and doesn’t try to change me

35:What I find attractive in men - i guess the same as women haha

36:Where I would like to live - i honestly have no idea

37:One of my insecurities - my face?

38:My childhood career choice - i had sooooo many. firefighter, skateboarder, video game developer, i guess the usually stuff for kids

39:My favorite ice cream flavor - just straight up chocolate

40:Who wish I could be - no one. i only wish to be myself

41:Where I want to be right now - i dunnooooooo

42:The last thing I ate - pastaaaaa

43:Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately - a youtuber/skateboarder’s girlfriend that is honestly 100% my type gosh dang it

44:A random fact about anything - i have to get up early tomorrow to catch the bus and i’m sat here answering tumblr asks!

Thank you so muuuuch! You took my mind of stuff, and for that I thank you!