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askshivanulegacy · 3 days ago

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Proportions. If you're not large enough to be a guard dog and you don't look nice, aka have the (general) appearance of a wolfish breed, then I don't see the point. Also high-pitched barks from tiny breeds? Nope.

what’s your most petty reason that you could never own a certain breed of dog? and I mean PETTY. don’t give answers like “I think flat-faced dogs are unhealthy” or “doodles aren’t ethical to breed” I don’t give a shit that’s boring. give me the DUMB shit that no reasonable person would care about but you do.

like, me I can’t own any dog where I can see it’s butthole. if its tail is docked, screw tail, or carried over the back, get that shit out of here. I refuse. I don’t care if they’re perfect otherwise, hide your goddamn rectum.

#this probably isn't as silly as OP's answer which i totally get too #all my preferred breeds have hanging tails so I've never thought about it 😂#like #anything midsize and below just isn't doing it for me #i need a Full Size Dog #that can Do Things. like eat my enemies #i need a dog to look Good #bulldogs are ugly. pugs are ugly. Chihuahuas are ugly. SO MANY of the dogs people think are 'cute'#are JUST NOT and i honestly don't know why they exist or why people bother #also. annoying temperament?? well tbh that depends on people training them properly and many people just do not bother.#it's not that i cannot own certain breeds #it's that i can ONLY OWN certain breeds #there's only like. a handful in the world that i can accept #not that i don't like the appearance of a slightly wider population #there's a larger circle of breeds i think look amazing and i love the IDEA of #but i still wouldn't get one. for ME #dogs #commentary #mixed dogs are a wild card tho. I've seen some i would be ALL OVER #they all have the wolf-leaning aesthetic tho.#proper dog-shaped face with correct proportions and pointed ears #no shade at people who own the dogs whose appearance i can't stand.#my only comment is you better be training them and if you're not you're Wrong #those lil hand-size buggers better be socialized enough not to be barking and snapping at people after introductions #is it petty to care about the appearance of a dog??? i never thought so but the way people fawn over certain breeds #or seem to pick up ANYTHING under the sun just because it's (theoretically) a dog #IT SURE SEEMS TO BE #😂😂😂😂#humor

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