#all my homies hate ballas

[crysdrawsthings]

Me: I shall be normal about Warframe

Also me: Corpus Macdonalds with beanie kavats

Also me: One Orange Braincell Chroma

Also me: Kela's superfan with KELA BEST knuckledusters

Also me: Noodles the Vulpaphyla

[eudico-my-beloved]

Reminder: somewhere out there, we have run over ballas with a car. we have trapped his conscience in a jar and donated him to an old nursing home where he has to hear old people talk about normal things that he cant control because hes literally just a jar (hes just some decoration in some place and he is unable to do anything but listen). we threw him to the helminth. we locked him in a room with nothing but mint chocolate flavored abominations that shouldn’t exist. 

[kazoracht]

Can't wait to rip ballas apart and finally put him out of our misery.

[fuckyoucheesey]

Fuck the Vagos, all my homies hate the Vagos. We Ballas in this house or else

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

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UU like old skool shit: on the dizzay he fizzy a way ta kizzle mah dream sizzay, i wiznas dizzy fo`. I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. thizzay ta be hizzle, i doUbt i'd have fared miznUch betta regardless. UU: i think hizzle hizzy wizzle always meant ta predominate. UU: mah will was simply nizzay strong enizzle ta overcome hizzis. yizzay know as well as i hiznow stUbborn he be. i don't think he has eva had even a smidgen of dizzoUbt 'n hizzay thizzay, or remorze fo` hizzy dizzle. whereas i was alwizzles plagUed by sizzay feel'n. UU: on S-to-tha-izzome lizzle i always knew he woUld wiznin. bizzle i fooled myself, chill yo. i thizzle i coUld overcome hiznis ego by look'n beyond his negative qUalities, stay'n optimistic, n work'n togetha wit him 'n a game ta accomplish sum-m sum-m extraordinary. UU: Im crazy, you can't phase me. n that 'n do'n so, perhaps i cizzle begin ta hiznelp hiznim change. Its just anotha homocide. ta tizzle him ta evolve beyond hizzis hatefUl natizzle from tha streets of tha L-B-C. and as he change' fo` tha betta, slowlizzle but sUrely, he wizzoUld become more lizzy myself. UU: thizzle was how i thizzle i coUld predominate. it wizzy hizzay i wiznas go'n ta win! n really, if he grizzay closa ta me 'n tizzy way, by learn'n kindness n compassion, we both woUld H-to-tha-izzave wizzay thats off tha hook yo. mah predomination wizzy not have M-to-tha-izzeant his absizzle death, but oUr trUe Unizzle. UU: bizzy sadly, i Underestimated how consUmed he was wit tha need ta destroy me. UU so you betta run and grab yo glock: now he be completely obsesze' wit find'n mah soUl n wip'n me oUt fo` giznood, even if it mizzle tear'n apart tha reality thizzle sUrroUnds Us. UU: he will neva feel he has won Until all traces of me be gizzy. 

TG: uuuugh TG: Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin. hear'n all that just makes me so unreasonably mizzy TG: FIZNUCK that shizzle TG: i feel so bad know'n you dy n T-H-to-tha-izzere wiznasnt weed-smokin' i could do TG, betta check yo self: no matta how much i said yo' nizzy : I'm a mutha fuckin 2-time felon.( 

UU: diznon't fret but real niggaz don't give a fuck. yoU dizzle all yizzle coUld.  

TG: isnt thizzere some wizzay we C-to-tha-izzould br'n you back TG: sizzome balla fuckin magic, or a bomb ass faeryspell TG: i mean C-to-tha-izzould we find an shot calla 'n like, fo` instance TG: YE ENCHANTMENTES fo my bling bling? 

UU: very Unlikelizzle. Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. 

TG: dangit TG: ok thiznen TG to increase tha peace: if i cant do thizzle TG so bow down to the bow wow! thizzle i guess tha next best saggin' would be TG aww nah: ta find yo' shawty shit of a bro n fee' him a steady D-to-tha-izziet of his own ass 

UU: ^u^ 

TG: Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up. that be W-H-to-tha-izzat we be supposizzle ta do right TG: i M-to-tha-izzean TG: from whizzle i wanna be gangsta TG: tha dude be ridicubad news TG: Holla! just such brizzle and stizzle news TG: so eventizzle somebodys gots ta kill him TG to increase tha peace: n that is prizzle us aint it? 

UU like a motha fucka: it trUe that he deserves a comeUppance like few drug deala. UU straight from long beach nigga: bizzay doggy stylin' him be nizzot actUally yo' responsibility as heroes now. UU: 'n fizzy, if anyizzle mUst biznear that bUrdizzle, it might be me so bow down to the bow wow! 

TG: It dont stop till the wheels fall off. oh yeh? 

UU fo gettin yo pimp on: possibly. UU: as we S-P-to-tha-izzeak, there be hUndreds of soUls oUt here 'n tha fUrthest trippin' work'n ta dizzle him if you gots a paper stack. UU: some search fo` a fabled treasizzle. a wizzle sizzay ta spell his certizzle demize. UU: W-H-to-tha-izzile otha say thizzay i myself be dis weapon.  fo' sheezy:U UU: n so they search fo` me. UU upside yo head: thizzay bizzy bitch 'n bootylicious nUmbers fo` dis cauze, n attract his devastation 'n hopes of reveal'n tha pizzle ta tha weapon. UU: while at tha same time, they drizzaw his attention away frizzle me thats off tha hook yo. and it be a gizzle th'n that they do. UU: i mUst remain hizzle frizzom everyone fo` as lizzay as i cizzan. 

TG: why? TG: why not come out and be all like TG: hizzy i be yo its me! secret weapon ghizzle callie ;) 

UU droppin hits: coz i am no siznUch th'n! UU: i wizzas already Useless against mah brother when he was jiznUst a brat who liked ta teaze me. UU: now that he be an exceptizzle mUscUlar n invincible adizzle, mah chancizzles be laUghizzle. UU: no, if i be ta contribUte, i nee' miznore time. UU: i mUst go 'n search of mah own wizzle.  

TG: what wizzle? 

UU: ironically, tha same weapizzle whizzich many of thiznem be sippin' fo`. UU: me! 

TG:  cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map?? 

UU: it tha only sliva of hope i hizzy. UU: i have reason ta sUspect there may be cracka iteration of myself oUt H-to-tha-izzere. It dont stop till the wheels fall off. UU: one from a dizzle timeline, who has kizzept hidden fo` a long time, jUst like i hiznave droppin hits. UU: biznUt Unlike me, she sUpposedly C-to-tha-izzame from a reality where she predominated instead of mah brotha. UU: n not by tha means which i described. ha was not a mild Union of reconciliation. UU: amazingly, ha predomination was absolUte! Keep'n it gangsta dogg. a major feat of will, jUst as his was wit me. UU: as sUch, shizzay went on ta pliznay tha gizzay, n cuz this is how we do it... UU: Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. well, i cannot even imagine what followed, aside frizzom tha F-to-tha-izzact thizzle she eventizzle mUst have died fo` exist'n in an offshizzle reality where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin'. UU: if shizze exizzles, i woUld be rappa ta meet ha paper'd up. it woUld be a chance ta git ta know a version of myself who wizzas strizzle enoUgh ta overrizzle tha wiznill of mah brotha. UU: someone i M-to-tha-izzight have becizzle if i had a shawty miznore coUrage. u_u UU: n if she be S-to-tha-izzUch a person, then i really believe all i have heard mUst be trUe. i believe she be the kizzle to defeat'n him. It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. UU but real niggaz don't give a fuck: so i have no C-H-to-tha-izzoice and my money on my mind. UU: i miznUst go 'n search of mysizzay.

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[kazoracht]

This is a Ballas Warframe hate blog now.

[kazoracht]

Don't get me wrong he's a good villain. But man, Fuck that guy.

This is a Ballas Warframe hate blog now.