#all might get ur ass in gear n teach him since u wanna be his father figure 💀
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The real reason Deku ran from UA was because he still couldn't properly tie a tie
#someone PLEASE teach this boy already#all might get ur ass in gear n teach him since u wanna be his father figure 💀#i wouldn't be surprised if someone made this joke already#its on my mind due to starting the series back up#im caught up on the manga not the anime (I'm on s4 ep10 I think)#bnha#mha#izuku midoriya#midoriya izuku#bnha manga spoilers#mha manga spoilers
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[volleyball with the aces]
haikyuu best boi aces x reader
g. all around fluff! (and crack :P) wc. 12-17 bullets/ea
contains. bokuto k., sakusa k., asahi a., iwaizumi h., ushijima w., futakuchi k.
bokuto
this hyper baby
the minute you suggest it he’s shouting in excitement
would immediately get ready to serve at you, even stopping practice
((but luckily akaashi stops him to let you gear up))
“whoa y/n you have to practice with me now! youre good!!”
always. i repeat aLWAYS exclaims (with glee) when you make a tricky move like a curved spike or a float serve
laughs when he has to sprint to receive a feign
v v tempted to show off his spikes but doesn’t wanna hurt you (awe bb ���)
so he’ll pretend to go really hard but then mid air just like *taps* the ball. asgshgshshdksl
overall super fun and super loud
he literally just turns into a ball of sunshine and youre just 💘💞
10/10 can’t get better than him
sakusa
this boi
ya gotta convince for a while
will be like why? what brought this? you want to get sweaty and dirty? are you that bored?
like bruh 😑
eventually gives in when u tell him u just want to play with him
plays normally for the most part
(he knows you can handle some of his spikes and serves 💪)
but he will lightly tease you with a curveball every now and then
oh and btw you’re geared up to the max before you start like 💯
— im talking knee pads, elbow pads, hair tied up and tight, compression shorts (absolutely NO loose and hazardous clothes), and dont forget double knotted shoelaces
afterwards? i m m e d i a t e shower
you better drink your water in 10secs cause he will not hesitate to scoop you up and throw you in there if you take any longer
all in all was the game worth all the time it takes to gear up and the 1hr shower after?
100% — that small smile he had as he played with you was a blessing in itself
will give you some pointers too after just cause he hopes to play with you more smoothly next time
8/10 ur very clean now. very refreshed
asahi
now we all know how unsure and nervous this jesus is
so naturally, once u ask him he’ll be like 😳 with me? why?
ur like “ur my boyfriend asahi, who else would i play with” 😐
“noya’s pretty fun to play with”
😑 bruh
just act all pouty and mad and he’ll be right on it though
plays softly, very leisurely
it’s as if you two were just.. passing the ball to each other (and it got a bit boring)
so you told him
asahi spike em balls pls ☺️
he laughs but eventually does and right then and there you remember how he is the a c e
1 dive turns into 2, 2 turns into 3, next thing you knew you were rolling all over the place trying to receive (noya’s v proud btw)
meanwhile asahi was having so much fun so ur just like 🥺 dont matter! anything for him!!
“that was so much fun, y/n!” your heart melts at how he beams at you after, he was sweaty all over but somehow he said he felt ‘refreshed’
i think ur confused bby
but anyways 8/10 protect him at all costs or u catch these fists
iwaizumi
like sakusa this boy will be a bit sus
like he’ll say yeah right away but will be like??
when you tell him you just wanna play with him he then turns a bit of a cocky bitch (unintentionally!!)
hes like “😏 oh? i won’t hold back yknow.”
lies.
worse than boku he def holds back
just receives all the time like boy?? wheres that strong ass spike form i fell for?
the minute you tell him to not be a 🅿️ussy though be ready cause he will get in the zone
— he decided he might as well use this for actual practice 💀
so in the end you’re dead. arms sore.
“we should do this more often babe its fun practicing with you” as he takes a swig from his water bottle shoving it to u after
how can you say no tho when you see that bright ass smile of his and hear his hearty laughter?
you lk regret asking but in the end what makes baby daddy happy — he gets 😪
another 8/10 at least u see the bara arms flex during the whole thing
ushijima
“huh okay”
ya kinda feel bad asking him cause he had to stop practicing but bbys like “no. we can play like you want it’s fine.”
and it’s like... hes playing with a child
(hes also part of the gear you to the max squad btw)
but anyways as he plays with u a few mins in you’re like 👁👄👁 boy what is this mockery
but then before you complain you now notice him gradually amping up his spikes— not just receiving as often any more (oh? 👀)
turns out baby boi was just assessing you it seems. agsshsksjjl what a man 💔
cracks a smile every now and then when you barely receive something while u shout-laugh loudly at him
then afterwards he hydrates u to the max
im talking g a l l o n s
(you got your 8 cups for the whole week now)
then offers to bathe or massage you if you’re too tired cause unlike u hes like so unaffected 😐
like one (1) single sweatdrop on his forehead and thats it
gives you pointers as he massages you too but overall says not to hesitate to ask him if you wanted to play again
another 10/10 baby’s perfect
futakuchi
sassy mf
“are you sure? i wont hold back you know.”
(him and iwaizumi — to the streets!)
((jk just him cause iwa is bae))
he’s still not done at just that btw
“did you want my attention that much 😘 im kinda busy tho” so u hit him with a “nah nvm then”
and this mf hugs you so fast and says he might as well since you asked (smh 🤦♀️)
and this boy..
he’s asahi but intentionally
— like why??? are you running back and forth the edges of the court???
“go go dateko!” he fuccin sings as he sees you run to where he received the ball to 💀
— the complete opposite side of where you were btw
will also urge and keep teasing you to try tricky moves on him
*loud fake gasp as you do a curve spike*
istg if you could still walk at the end of playing with him you wouldve drop kicked him instantly
smothers you with kisses and hugs, and offers to carry you home after though so you cant really be too mad 🙄
all in all 7 jelly legs out of 10 (hes lucky u love him)
a/n. i used to play varsity in my middle and high school vbc!! i loved being a pinch server but most of my days i was a wing spiker 😗 did one year as a libero and gave up immediately cause i had no idea how to dive properly (komori pls teach ur ways 🤲) i would literally sacrifice my w h o l e b o d y to receive every time
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