#all im picturing is Caroline hiding a vitamin pill in her food

[malka-lisitsa]

"you're right, consider the chips an olive branch" she knew they would have gone down a treat, better than an actual olive branch, of fruit basket.

"I assume you've seen a lap top before" she was teasing, but being over 500 years old who knew how much these vampires actually took on board.

"we're ordering REAL groceries together, but you shouldn't shop when you're hungry or cranky. Hence the chips, I'm a - I WAS a cheerleader. I know how to keep a human body healthy".

"and unfortunately it does include fruits AND vegetables, among other things"

"I knew you could door dash food, but I didn't know you could have all of your groceries delivered too... how lazy are people these days?"

Ma'am you've left this dorm how many times this week?

"I would rather swallow a horse pill sized vitamin than ever feel the texture of a vegetable in my mouth. No. I will not be eating any of those." She crumped the chip bag and tossed it over her shoulder- almost landed in the trash but not quite. Probably how the rest of them got there too come to think of it... "but feel free to order all the fruit- what kinds do they have?"