#all i can think about is the screaming goat version hahahaha

[cruelsummer-ficfest]

hi! <3 could i get a song for narcissa/hermione?

you can you can you can!

Your Ship: Narcissa/Hermione

Your Song: I Knew You Were Trouble

[sserpente]

OKAY OKAY WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THE SECOND EPISODE BECAUSE I HAVE QUESTIONS AND I AM SQUEALING.

First of all, it’s bold of them to assume that we need a “previously on”. It’s not like we don’t know the first episode by heart already, hahahaha!

Alright, so first of all: LOKI USE YOUR POWERS BABY. Was he stalling? Was he trying to get more information? Is “Lady Loki” really that powerful?! It kind of looked like he didn’t really WANT to fight her, does that make sense? It makes sense to me! Also add telekinesis to Loki’s powers, YES BABY!

Speaking of "Lady Loki”--I was SCREAMING because she looks so FREAKING BADASS I LOVE IT but I still don’t buy it! YES, she’s got the Loki costume. YES, she’s got the horns even but hear me out: SHE’S BLONDE. I don’t mind Lady Loki being blonde, it looks REALLY COOL but that MUST have been a conscious decision of them then because as far as I’m concerned, Sophia is not naturally blonde, neither is Lady Loki in the comics but you know who is?! SYLVIE. And when Loki called her “Loki” she was like “ugh, don’t call me that”. EXCUSE ME, WAS THAT A HINT? Also did Loki recognise her? He didn’t have any lines after that, so I can’t tell? I have to watch it again! if he didn’t recognise her, then maybe the story will stray a little further from what we know about Loki and Sylvie in the comics (in which Loki gives Sylvie her powers so they’d have the same magical signature or whatever). Or with all the different timelines and multiverses, our Loki never met Sylvie in this one, who the fuck knows? I feel like there’s gonna be another plot twist. Don’t forget we get a “Young Sylvie” at some point, that’s gotta mean something!!! I still believe this is the Enchantress! And/or, taking up my previous theories on it being both Lady Loki and Sylvie at the same time, she might have changed her identity for whatever reason and now firmly believes she’s Sylvie or something. IDK, GEEZ.

Guys, I have to be honest with you, I have NO CLUE where this is going! I’m completely BLANK! WHAT does she want?! WHY is she doing this? Honestly, I don’t think she’s evil, I don’t think that her goal is the annihilation of everything. There’s gotta be more to it than that but we just don’t have enough information yet to put the puzzle pieces together. AND NOW THAT CLIFFHANGER HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WAIT UNTIL NEXT WEEK?! Where did they go? IDK. Could be that “purple” place from the trailer. They sure are going to have a  proper conversation though in the next episode.

Now I freaking love Loki’s outift, I just RAAAWR. That TIE. That JACKET. I WANT THAT JACKET. He ALMOST got his daggers back, my poor baby, SO CLOSE! This episode made me cackle so much, it’s soooo different to see Loki like this; first of all, again, knowing his usual tricks don’t work and he doesn’t have the upper hand per se makes it really interesting to see how he acts around Mobius and the rest of the TVA. Away from Thanos and the influence of the sceptre, Loki seems so much more... blithe? Does that makes sense? It’s a completely different side of him but then again we get those darker scenes where we see the intimidating Loki we know and it’s like we’re getting to know Loki all over again? JUST IMAGINE WHAT HE’S LIKE IN A RELATIONSHIP THEN, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! It just makes SOOOO MUCH SENSE that Tom said that Loki acts differently around dfiferent people.

ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW HE TRIED TO HIT MISS MINUTE!!!

Now, two more things (I’m really just randomly throwing things at you here):

First of all, LOKI SPEAKING LATIN. Again, I’m not quite sure how or if the Allspeak still affects him (since the Mongolian thing in the first episode made us wonder about it already) but I’m just gonna go ahead and say that Loki is fluent in Latin because he FREAKING COULD.

Second of all, I thought it was very suspicious of Mobius to say “I don’t care what makes you tick” because in the first episode he wanted Loki to explain to him just that. Was he lying? I still don’t trust him. NOTHING IS REAL, honestly! That conversation they had in the cafeteria really proved to me that the TVA isn’t to be trusted. When Ravonna and Mobius talked I even thought maybe the Time Keepers don’t even exist at some point.

AND LOKI IS NOT LETTING ANYONE GET TO HIM ANYMORE. Did you see him read of the destruction of Asgard?! He was TEARING UP, you could see the grief on his face and then when he told Mobius (RIP Mobius’ salad) and he went like “I’m sorry” Loki was just like “Yes, very sad,” in a nonchalant way and moved on to tell him what he’d found out rather excitedly. This is the PERFECT example of Loki continuing to do what he does so much, just concealing his feelings and his vulnerability behind mischief and I STILL WANNA HUG HIM.

All the different Loki Variants they should the team, I freaking loved this but it does raise the question at what point in the “sacred timeline” these Lokis hopped off the timeline to cause mischief? Which in turn raises the question if we’re right not to trust the TVA and the sacred timeline is a bunch of bullshit? Also, you know what would have been hilarious too, if they had included a Norse Mythology version of Loki. You know, ginger hair and all. I feel like Loki would have approved of that cameo, hahaha!

Speaking of the Norse Myths, it’s funny how Loki freed those goats in Pompeii because in the myths, he once tied a goat’s beard to his testicles to make Skadi laugh. Thought that was a fun little connection!

It’s now canon, by the way, that there’s no candy on Asgard. Not even chocolate?! We know that Loki looooves chocolate, don’t we? Awww, baby! Now I feel like writing an Imagine where you take Loki to a candy store and he gets to try everything and then gets a sugar rush, hahaha!

And, last but not least, “PROFESSOR LOKI” HIT DIFFERENT. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. He’s such a smart cookie I LOVE IT.

I might add some more stuff and reblog this post once I’ve watched the episode again, I’m still processing everything, hahaha!!!

[krat395]

Gorgeously Glamorous Gargalesis (Chapter 7)

Tickles from miniature versions of rectangle Mettaton are fun. But so are tickles from the real Mettaton’s wiggly fingers! :D And in this chapter, Mettaton is going to use those wiggly fingers of his once again. ;P But this time however, he’s going to use them on the boys’ feet! Especially now that he has the boys’ feet right where he wants them! In the stocks of his self-made tickling contraptions! ;)

 Undertale© Toby Fox.

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Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

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GORGEOUSLY GLAMOROUS GARGALESIS

 Chapter 7: Fun With Feet

 One long minute later…

 Mettaton: Hahahaha! Ok, beauties and gentlebeauties, the intermission is finally over! Let the tickling… resume! Hahahahahaha! Coochie coochie coo! Coochie coochie coo! Hahahahahaha!

 At that moment, Mettaton tickled Asriel and MK's feet with all 4 sets of his fingers, scribbling all 20 of them up and down every inch of their white and yellow soles from heel to toe. What followed of course was some of the most precious laughter he had ever heard. That and lots of squirming, squealing, bleating (from Asriel), squeaking (from MK), snorting (from Asriel), and tail wagging.

 Asriel and MK: BAAAAAAAAAAH/EEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!

 MK: GYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HOHOHOHOHOHOLY MOHOHOHOHOLY!!! HAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!! MOHOHOHOM, DAHAHAHAHAHAD, REHEHEHHEHEX, HEHEHEHEHELP!!! *pleaded MK through his laughter, wagging his tail at full speed in his chair* HAHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHA!!! HEHEHEHEHELP US!!! *SQUEAK* HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!

 Asriel: HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YEHEHEHES, PLEEHEEHEEHEEEASE!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! BREHEHEHEHEAK OUT OF THOHOHOSE STOHOHOHOCKS, HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, AND GEHEHEHET US OUT OF THEEHEEHEEHEESE ONES!!! *pleaded Asriel through his laughter, shaking his head so much in his chair that his own floppy ears kept smacking his face* HAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *SNORT* BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 Rocco and Lydia: Mmmmmmmmmmmm… No can do, boys. Mmmmmmmmmmm…

 Rocco: Mmmmmmmmmmm… This foot massage feels too good. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm…

 Mettaton: Hahahahahaha! Begging already, boys? Hahahahahaha! Amusing; very amusing! Hahahahahaha!

 Typical Mettaton; ignoring the pleas of his victims as he tickles their feet. Mettaton loves tickling all parts of the body but there's just something about tickling feet that he finds utterly fascinating and a lot of that stems from his lack of feet as a ghost. As a ghost, Mettaton, formerly known as Happstablook, had no feet of his own and aside from Shyren and her sister; he didn't interact with other types of monsters enough to get to know them personally. So therefore, he had no pairs of feet to play with and tickle. It wasn't until he met Alphys that he tickled feet for the first time in his life. Alphys with her cute, scaly, 3-toed lizard feet and adorable reactions to tickles; the first time Mettaton ever tickled her and her feet, he was hooked and as a result of tickling Alphys's feet that day, for 2 whole hours, he has a tendency to tickle feet more than every other part of others' bodies. This is why he spent so much time tickling Frisk and Chara's feet last Wednesday and Muffet's feet last Thursday and Friday… and why he's going to spend so much time tickling Asriel and MK's feet tonight. Those poor boys! XD But they're being good sports about it though. Sure, they're pleading to be released from the stocks. But they don't mean it. They never do when the tickle torture is intended to be fun. X3

 Asriel and MK: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAH/EEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! *SNORT*/*SQUEAK* HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!

 After 2 whole minutes, Mettaton gave MK a breather and tickled Asriel's feet with all four of his hands; scribbling his secondary sets of fingers up and down every inch of his soles from heel to ball and using his primary sets of fingers to play with his toes.

 Asriel: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! *Asriel immediately bleated, jolting backwards as much as he could the very moment he felt 4 sets of fingers work their magic on his insanely sensitive feet* GYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! *he then laughed super hysterically, bouncing up and down in his chair as much as his limited movement allowed him to do so* BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! *SNORT* OHOHOHOH MY GOHOHOHOD!!!! *SNORT* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!! OHOHOHOH MY… BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! *SNORT* HAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!! SJJSEOSWORUWUHAHDDJKXEPSP!!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 Mettaton: "Baaaaaaaah! Baaaaaaaaaah!" Hahahahaha! Just like an older baby goat! *Mettaton commented, adoring Asriel's bleats* So cute! Hahahahahaha!

 Asriel: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!! *SNORT* *SNORT* BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 Asriel was in stitches. Like his parents, his feet are too ticklish for their own good and having his soles and toes tickled at the same time is certainly overkill for him. But he wouldn't have it any other way with four metallic hands working their magic on his feet and luckily for him, Mettaton stopped after 2 minutes to give him a much needed breather. But then Mettaton switched over to MK's feet and did the same thing; scribbling his secondary sets of fingers up and down every inch of the young reptilian boy's scaly soles and using his primary sets of fingers to play with his toes.

 MK: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!! *MK immediately screamed like a banshee, wagging his tail frantically in his chair while trying desperately to pull his feet out of the stocks* HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA!!!! *he then laughed super hysterically, bouncing up and down in his chair as much as his limited movement allowed him to do so* HOHOHOHOLY MOHOHOHOHOLY, HOHOHOHOLY MOHOHOHOHOLY!!!! HAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! MEHEHEHETTATON, STOHOHOHOHOP!!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! *SQUEAK* STOP TICKLING MY POOHOOHOOR FEEHEEHEEHEEHEET!!!! GYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!! *SQUEAK* HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!

 Mettaton: Hahahahaha! "Holy moly! My poor feet! Holy moly! My poor feet!" Hahahahaha! Just when I was starting to think you couldn't be any cuter, MK! *commented Mettaton, adoring MK's laughter and reactions* Hahahahaha!

 Rocco: Mmmmmmmm… He gets that from his mother. X3 Hahahahaha. Mmmmmmm…

 Lydia: Mmmmmmmm… And you! He gets his cuteness from you too! *said Lydia cheekily to Rocco, blushing red* All of our kids do! Don't deny it! *she added, touching Rex's tail lovingly with her own tail and smiling at him* Heeheeheehehee! Mmmmmmmmmmm…

 Rex: Heeheeheehee! Oooooooooooo... *cooed Rex happily in response*

 MK: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!! *SQUEAK* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *SQUEAK* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!! HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 Poor MK! Poor ticklish MK! It isn’t too often a single individual with four hands tickles his feet. But he likes it though. Despite all of the begging and pleas to be released from the stocks, he is having all kinds of fun laughing up a storm as Mettaton works his magic on his soles and toes with his 4 sets of fingers. It could be worse. In fact, the only thing MK feels could be worse at this point in the session is an individual with 6 hands tickling his feet; like Muffet. Little does MK know, that might happen sooner than he thinks. XD

 MK: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 2 minutes later, Mettaton stopped tickling MK with his fingers, giving the young lizard boy himself a much needed breather in the process, but only long enough to bring in a "special guest."

 Mettaton: Hahahahaha! Beautiful! Absolutely beautiful! Hahahahaha! Now for this next phase, I will not be tickling the boys. Instead, a "special friend" of mine will be… *clearing throat sound (from Mettaton's built-in speaker)* I said a special friend of mine will be tickling the boys…

 *cricket sounds (also from Mettaton's built-in speaker)*

 Mettaton: Oh for goodness sake. *said Mettaton, pretending to be annoyed with his "guest"* Wait here while I get him, will you?

 While waiting, Asriel and the lizards heard a humorous conversation between two individuals, which in reality was only one individual. Mettaton himself! Out of sight, he was talking to himself in two different voices; one of them his normal voice and the other a baby-friendly voice similar to Barney the Dinosaur's. The baby-friendly voice is for Rex and so is the "special guest," which is just Mettaton in his rectangle form playing a character. Rex is aware that rectangle Mettaton and Mettaton Ex are the same person. But what he doesn't appear to know is that Mettaton's personality doesn't actually change after switching to his rectangle form. To Rex, rectangle Mettaton is a goofy, overly friendly baby-loving robot rather than just Mettaton Ex with a different look; and Rex believes this because the act Mettaton always puts on for him in his rectangle form is incredibly convincing. Also, as a rectangle, Mettaton isn't as "scary."

 Mettaton: Hello, everybody! It's me! "Ton Ton the Fun Fun Robot!" *shouted Mettaton in his baby friendly voice as he rolled his way into everyone's field of vision* Ton Ton! He's Fun Fun! Ton Ton! He's Fun Fun! He's such a friendly robot and television host! And if it weren't for Ton Ton, all TV would be toast! He's such a friendly robot and television host! And if it weren't for Ton Ton, all TV would be toast! They all shout his name when he rolls into town! Hooray! Here comes Ton Ton! To cheer you up if you're down! He wouldn't ever harm a soul! Oh, what a relief! The mention of his very name fills us all with glee! Ton Ton! He’s Fun Fun! Ton Ton! Yay! *he sang with background music playing from his built-in speaker, rolling over towards Rex, who squealed excitedly the moment he saw him in his rectangle form, to tickle him for no more than 20 seconds*

 Rex: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEHEEHEEHEEHEHEEHEEHEE! *giggled Rex as Mettaton tickled his sides while he was sitting in an upright position next to his mother on the couch*

 Mettaton: Heeheeheehee! You like that, Rex? Well, Ton Ton's gotten a few upgrades since the last time he's tickled you; like this second pair of arms!

 Seconds later, Mettaton, while continuing to tickle Rex's sides with his primary hands, tickled Rex's feet with his backup hands, causing his giggles to turn into full-hearted laughter.

 Rex: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! *squealed Rex, falling over on his left side and wagging his tail at full speed as Mettaton tickled his sides and feet with his four hands* HEEHEEHEEHEEHEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEHEHEEHEEHEE!! *SQUEAK* HEEHEEHEEHEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!

 Once Mettaton, as "Ton Ton," stopped tickling Rex, he turned his attention over to the two older monster boys. They don't know what Mettaton is intending to do next but whatever it is, it can only be done while he's in his rectangle form.  

 Mettaton: Heeheeheeheehee! And now to tickle these two boys! With every single one of these feathers! *said Mettaton charismatically, deploying feathers out of every single finger of his while continuing his act as Ton Ton* Tickling with feathers is a great way to make new friends! Heeheeheeheehee!

 The boys are in for it now! One feather is already enough to tickle them to hysterical laughter but unfortunately for them, Mettaton is planning to tickle them with 20 feathers (10 for each boy)! 20 fingers, 20 feathers! 20 colorful feathers from every single one of Mettaton's fingers! Gray ones from each of his 4 index fingers, yellow feathers from each of his 4 middle fingers, red feathers from each of his 4 ring fingers, black feathers from each of his 4 pinky fingers, and white feathers from each of his 4 thumbs! Rectangle Mettaton colors! :D

 Asriel and MK: *frightened gasps* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! *squealed the boys frighteningly, one second before they both began laughing at the mere thought of being tickled by feathers* Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

 MK: Hahahahaha! Ohohohoh nohoho! Hahahahaha! Feathers! Hahahahaha! Why did it hahahave to beeheehee feheheathers?! Hahahahahahaha!

 Asriel: Hahahahaha! Now wait just a gohohosh darn second! Hahahahahaha! Feather tickles are a fohohohorm of knismesis; not gahahargalesis! *Asriel pointed out while laughing and giggling* Hahahahaha!

 Asriel has a point! Mettaton referred to today's tickle session as, "Gorgeously Glamorous Gargalesis." Not "Gorgeously Glamorous Gargalesis and Knismesis!"

 Mettaton: Pfft. Gargalesis is Mettaton's thing today, silly boy. I'm Ton Ton and my thing is knismesis and I've got plenty of feathers to tickle you with too! In 10… 9… 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2… 1! Heeheeheehee! Coochie coochie coo! Heeheeheeheehee!

 At that moment, Mettaton tickled both Asriel and MK on their nearly immobile feet with feathers from his fingers. Sawing each of the gray feathers in between their outermost and middle toes and each of the yellow feathers in between their middle and innermost toes was already enough to make them squeal at the top of their lungs but Mettaton went the extra mile by also twiddling feathers against their soles; red feathers on the balls of their feet, black feathers on their arches, and white feathers on their heels. This of course resulted in laughter from the boys once again but this time however, it was much more squealy than usual. Sure, fingers make them laugh more but there's just something about feathers that makes them squeal; probably because of those soft, tickly plumes of theirs. Sawing back and forth between their toes; it's so much easier to tickle in between little boys' toes with feathers than fingers. ;)

 Asriel and MK: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!

 MK: HAHAAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHA!!! OH MY GOHOHOHOSH!!! HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! OH MY GOHOHOSH, MY POOHOOHOOR FEEHEEHEEHEET!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! MY POOHOOHOOR TOUGH, SCALY FEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEET!!! GYAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! *SQUEAK* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!! GLEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!

 Mettaton: Heeheeheehee! Tough? Pfft. No they're not! *teased Mettaton with no intention of offending MK* Tough feet can handle feathers!

 MK: HAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU KNOHOHOHOHOW WHAHAHAT I MEEHEEHEEHEEAN, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, YOU GIANT CAHAHHAHALCUHUHUHULAHAHATOHOHOHOHOR!!! *SQUEAK* HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!

 Asriel: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *SNORT* BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *SNORT* OHOHOHOH MY GOHOHOD, HAHAHAHAHA, GOOHOOHOOD GOSH GOHOHOHOLLY, YOHOHOHOU'RE SUCH A, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, JEHEHEHERK, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, MEHEHEHETTATON!!! *said Asriel through his squeaky laughter without any actual spite, shaking his head so much that his ears continuously smacked his face* BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OR "TON TON!!!" HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!! WHAHAHAHAHATEVER YOUR NAME IS RIHIHIGHT NOHOHOW!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *SNORT* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *SNORT* GLEEEEEEEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!

 Mettaton: Heeheeheeheeheehee! *Mettaton just giggled in response*

 2 minutes later…

 Asriel and MK: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *SNORT*/*SQUEAK* BAAAAAAAAAAH/EEEEEEEEEEEP!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 Mettaton: Heeheeheeheehee! *giggled "Ton Ton" as he stopped tickling the boys and retracted his feathers*

 Mettaton only tickled the boys' feet with feathers for two minutes. But it was a hellish two minutes for the two monster boys. Those 20 feathers really did a number on them and their immensely ticklish feet. Sure, they may be barefooters with cute, tough, and durable feet. Yet somehow, they can barely handle a single feather gliding gently against one of their soles. But they love the feeling of the feathers though; despite how immensely ticklish their feet are. Twiddling against their soles and/or sawing in between their toes; they just can't ever get enough of them.

 Mettaton: Heeheeheeheehee! Super duper job laughing, boys! Heeheeheeheehee!

 MK: Heeheeheeheeheehee! "Suhuhuper duhuper?" Hahahahahaha! Who do yoohoohoou think you are? Hahahaha! Rohohohobbie? *asked MK while laughing and giggling due to phantom tickles, acknowledging Robbie's habit of saying, "super duper" when selling ice cream to his customers* Heeheeheeheehee!

 Mettaton: That friendly blue rabbit? Hahahahaha! Funny you mention him. Did you boys hear that I tested out these marvelous contraptions on him and Burgerpants yesterday? *asked Mettaton curiously, unsure if Rocco and Lydia told Asriel and MK about him using Robbie and BP as test subjects for his tickling contraptions* Hahahahahaha!

 Asriel: Hahahaha! WHAHAHAHAT?! Hahahaha! NOHOHOHO! *answered Asriel while also laughing and giggling due to phantom tickles, shocked to hear that Mettaton used Robbie and BP as test subjects* Heeheeheeheeheehee!

 MK: Hahahaha! HOHOHOLD THE PHOHOHONE! Hahahahaha! ROHOHOBBIE AND BP?! *asked MK as his laughter died down, also shocked to hear Mettaton's recent revelation* Heeheeheeheeheeheehee!

 Mettaton: Huh. I guess not……… *robot cough* Well gee, this is awkward... But it doesn't matter because Ton Ton's job is here is done done! Heeheeheehee! Byyyyyyyyyeeeeeee! Bye, bye! Bye, bye, everybody! Bye, bye! *said Mettaton as Ton Ton, waving goodbye to everyone while awkwardly rolling out of everyone's field of vision* Heeheeheeheehee!

 While having another hilarious out-of-sight conversation with himself, Mettaton reverted to his EX form. Then as soon as that "conversation" was over, he re-entered the room and deployed polishers out of each of his 10 primary fingers.

 Mettaton: Hahahahahaha! I'm back, beauties and darlings! Did you miss me?

 Rex: Yeeeeeeeeee! *exclaimed Rex, wagging his tail happily and clapping his hands and feet with great enthusiasm* Heeheeheehee!

 Rocco and Lydia: Mmmmmmmmm… Yes… Mmmmmmmm… Yes, we did... *answered the lizard parents in a relaxed manner, the mini Mettatons still massaging their feet after all this time* Mmmmmmmmmm…

 Mettaton: Hahahahaha! Fabulous! Now, just one last thing to do before the real fun begins! *said Mettaton in a "sinister" manner, seconds before tickling Asriel and MK's feet with electric polishers from each of his primary fingers*

 Asriel and MK: BAAAAAAAAAAH/EEEEEEEEEEEP!!! GYAAAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA HAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *the two boys laughed hysterically, as expected; right as they were about to properly ask Mettaton about testing his tickling contraptions out on Robbie and BP*

 Asriel: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! *bleated Asriel adorably as 5 polishers tickled his feet; 2 "polishing" his heels, 2 "polishing" the arches and balls of his feet, and 1 "polishing" his six toes one by one (10 seconds for each toe)* HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 MK: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!! *squealed MK as 5 polishers tickled his feet the exact same way* HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!! NOHOHOHO!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! NOHOHO, NOHOHO, NO, NOHOHOHOHO!!! *SQUEAK* HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 After one minute, Mettaton gave MK a breather and used all 10 of his polishers on Asriel's feet, making the young boss monster laugh and bleat like no other. Especially now with Mettaton "polishing" all 6 of his toes at once while using the remaining 4 on his soles!

 Asriel: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! *SNORT* GLEEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEHEEHEEHEE!!!! *SNORT* BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!

 After one minute, Mettaton moved his polishers over to MK and did the exact same thing. One polisher on each one of his six toes and four on his soles; MK's laughter was through the roof!

 MK: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!! GYAAAAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *SQUEAK* OHHHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHO, DAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHAHA!!!! *SQUEAK* EEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!

 After one last minute of tickling with the polishers, Mettaton tickled the boys' feet once again. Only this time with mini scrub brushes from each of his 10 backup fingers!

 Asriel and MK: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAH/EEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!! GYAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *the two boys both laughed hysterically once again, as expected*

 Asriel: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! *bleated Asriel frantically as 5 mini scrub brushes tickled his feet; 2 scrubbing his heels, 2 scrubbing the arches and balls of his feet, and 1 scrubbing in between each one of his toes (15 seconds for each of the four spaces in between his toes)* GYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!!!

 MK: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!! *MK squealed in ticklish agony as 5 mini scrub brushes tickled his feet the exact same way* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OHOHOHOH MY GOHOHOHOSH, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! WHY DID ALPHYS, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, HAHAHAHAHAHAVE TO PHUHUHUT, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, ALL THEEHEESE THINGS IN YOHOHOHOUR BOHOHOHODY?!?! *SQUEAK* GYAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA HAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 Mettaton: Hahahahahaha! Oh, you'll find out why! Trust me, darling! *answered Mettaton, confirming that he will tell the boys and the lizard parents about the first time he and Alphys tickled each other* Hahahahahaha!

 Asriel and MK: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAY!!! *SNORT*/*SQUEAK* HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!

 After one minute, Mettaton gave MK a breather and used all 10 of his scrub brushes on Asriel's feet, making the young boss monster laugh and bleat like no other once again, and also snort and squeal. 10 scrub brushes tickling his feet! 2 scrubbing his heels, 2 scrubbing the arches and balls of his feet, 2 scrubbing his toes (both innermost toes for 20 seconds, then both middle toes for 20 seconds, and then the outermost toes for 20 seconds), and 4 scrubbing in between each of his toes; madness! Pure madness for a ticklish kid such as himself!

 Asriel: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!! GYAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!! MEHEHETTATAAAAAJDNSOWOWUWYBRFMODKDEQPSN!!!! *SNORT* *SNORT* BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! *SNORT* HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!! *SNORT* GAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 One minute later, Mettaton moved his scrub brushes over to MK's feet and tickled them the exact same way he tickled Asriel's feet moments ago. 2 brushes scrubbing his heels, 2 brushes scrubbing the balls and arches of his feet, 2 brushes scrubbing his clawed toes, and 4 scrubbing in between each of his toes; the young reptilian boy laughed so hard and so much he could barely speak!

 MK: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!! GLEEEHEEHEEHEEHEHEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEHEEHEE!!! OHOHOHOH MY, HOHOHOLY MAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!! KSJDISIDWNSPFRNFO!!!! HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!! STOHOHOHO… *SQUEAK* BLAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 After one more minute of tickling with the scrub brushes alone, Mettaton finished off the “hands on” phase by tickling the boys' feet with his 10 polishers AND his 10 scrub brushes! Twice the utensils; double the madness!

 Asriel and MK: BAAAAAAAAAAAAH/EEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!! GYAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *the two boys laughed maniacally; flailing their arms wildly, wagging their tails at full speed, and bouncing up and down in their chairs frantically with every passing second until the tickle torture with the finger utensils was finally over*

 Asriel: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!! *screeched Asriel as 4 scrub brushes scrubbed in between his toes, as 1 scrub brush scrubbed the pads of his three left foot toes one by one, as 4 polishers "polished" his soles, and as 1 polisher "polished the pads of his three right foot toes one by one* HAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! *SNORT* GLEEEEHEEHEEEHEEHEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!

 MK: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!! *screeched MK as 5 scrub brushes and 5 polishers tickled his feet the exact same way* HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *SQUEAK* HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!! TIHIHICKLES!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!! TIHIHIHICKLES, HAHAHAHAHA, SOHOHO, HAHAHAHHAHAHA, BAHAHAHAHAHAHAD!!!! *SQUEAK* HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!! *SQUEAK* GYAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!  

 After what felt like 5 minutes to the boys but in reality was only 1 minute, Mettaton retracted his polishers and scrub brushes and stopped tickling them, much to their relief. Not much longer now until the main event; but first, a break. The boys could really use one! Because after the break's over, Mettaton is finally going to activate his contraptions! :D

TO BE CONTINUED...