#all hail the new clown

[cobalt-knave]

Transcript:

TTAZZ -

Justin: [crosstalk] I’m gonna try and make mine horseshit, ‘cause there’s no way I’m DMing, ever, [crosstalk] I’m not gonna- I ain’t doin’ that.

Travis: [crosstalk] [Laughs]

Steeplechase -

Justin: Hi everybody, welcome to— Either welcome to or welcome back, depending on where you��re at, to uh The Adventure Zone: Steeplechase. We’re so happy to have you back, thanks for deciding to take a spin on this.

Here we go! Alright! Here I go! [All laugh]

TTAZZ -

Griffin: [crosstalk] No but see that’s- that’s exactly why I want you to. Like I wanna hear what you would turn out. I think we all gotta do it, like we can’t--

Justin: Like, I don’t think you wanna hear what I would do.

Clint: [Laughs]

Griffin: No, I absolutely do. If yours is like, we’re in a fuckin’ clown college, and like- I wanna hear that. I wanna hear- like I think that’s really neat.

Travis: [crosstalk] W- well let me--

Justin: [crosstalk] No it would be me looking around my office like, ‘And um, and then the big Bioshock poster comes over to you and he’s like, ‘What the guitar is goin’ on here?’’

Clint: [Laughs] And the- the picture of Charlie Gale [?] comes to life!

Steeplechase -

Justin: Slipper, one of her guys, was gonna infiltrate the back — Then Matchstick, one of her other guys, -- And then Trashbag, the third guy on her team--

Griffin: Question, can we switch characters and be those three?

Travis: Yeah.

Clint: [laughs]

Griffin: ‘Cause those were cool names.

Travis: I don’t wanna be Trashbag, but other than that, that—

Griffin: I’ll be Tr— I’ll be Trashbag, if you.

Travis: Oh.

Clint: I like Trashbag too!

Travis: I’ll take Matchstick, frankly.

TTAZZ -

Justin: Yeah and then my Abraham Lincoln bust is like, ‘I’ve got monsters in my pocket too.”

Clint: [crosstalk] [Laughs]

Steeplechase -

Barrister: [sings] There will be no arrests, there will be only death. And then Beef and Montrose.

TTAZZ -

Travis: Uh, well lemme say that, if you’re listening to this and you’re like, ‘But I don’t ever want this to end’, you- trust me you do. It would hit a point where we wouldn’t have new ideas for what Magnus and Taako and Merle would get up to and it would get stale. And like--

Griffin: [crosstalk] And like, it’s not gonna be--

Justin: [crosstalk] And it- and if you really, really, really don’t want it to end, I mean if the money’s right…

Steeplechase -

Justin: You see in front of you a wizard, holding an umbrella over his shoulder. And he says:

Taako: Hello, I’m Taako from television. Welcome to Bumbershoots. Are you ready to do battle with the Hunger?

Griffin: Holy fuck’n shit.

Travis: [gasps]

Beef: Hail and well met!

Justin: No, it’s the end of the episode.

Travis: Oh, okay.

Griffin and Clint: [laughs] [Steeplechase theme song plays]

[tf2occontest]

The Courier VS Armani & Marcel, The Decoys VS The Therapist

(Final round! No match-up list here)

Alright team, here's a recap: This is a contest to determine who amongst you will take the top of the leaderboard and be hired at TFI! Simply put, whoever gets the most votes wins the contest, and whoever doesn't... Well. They'll be put down swiftly and cleanly. :}

So, mann your stations, because here are your FINAL contestants! Vote for your favorite mercenary who you want to win the TF2 OC Contest! - P

OC INFO UNDER THE CUT!

We highly encourage you to take a peek to make your decision!

The Courier

@sicc-nasti

Image credit: @/sicc-nasti

Do you like receiving your mail on time and your packages in pristine condition - untouched by curious hands and peeping eyes? Do you love when your woefully embarrassing love letters filled with poetry from your soul are delivered with the utmost care and secrecy? Does it fill you with glee when your special snacks you ordered overseas finally make its way into your hands and not a SINGLE piece is missing?

If you said yes to any of these questions then WOW do I NOT have the guy for you!!!!

Instead-

TFI presents you something you didn't know was possible OR legal - weaponized postal services!

Meet your 10th Class-

The Courier!

By intercepting and opening someone else's mail, an individual can gain access to confidential information that can be used for identity theft, fraud, or other illegal activities. And we wouldn’t want that, now would we? That's why our solution to this simple problem is bringing the mail to the battlefield! Courier is equipped with MANN CO approved disposable stackable mail crates for your climbing or shielding needs. Just think of how nice it would be to build a tower to do taunts on or have cover from that enemy Heavy's hail of bullets. Sure it's clunky but nothing shreds paper faster than a bullet - that's science tested and math approved by TFI scientists! And monkeys!

Courier is THE MANN for the job.

If that ain't enough to catch your attention, let's take a peek at the men behind the uniform.

RED’s Courier is a Puerto Rican ex-felon hailing from the greatest place on earth! New York City! With an insatiable appetite for all things fraud, deli meats, and violence - what more could you ask from a guy?

BLU's Courier is a Puerto Rican-Italian ex-con plucked from the greatest place on earth! Jersey City! With an insatiable appetite for all things smuggling, deli meats, and violence - what more could you ask from a guy?

Not enough for a vote?

Well, listen, I'm not above bribery. If you vote for them, Courier promises to not read your mail for like a week and INSTEAD- will write you up a totally not fraudulent marriage certificate to any merc you want!! Just think! Finally legally married to Heavy! Or Engie! How’s that sound for incentive, boss?

THROUGH RAIN, SHINE, BULLET HAIL OR SNOW, THEY’RE YOUR COURIER.

VOTE FOR COURIER IN THIS UPCOMING TF2 OC CONTEST

Maybe there’ll be enough in the budget for a third one!

Armani & Marcel, The Decoys

@friendlyengie

Image credit: @/friendlyengie

When your job description is to be as obnoxious as possible, obviously you’re going to send in a clown! Armani is a Decoy, which means his purpose is to get on the field and draw as much attention to himself as possible. Sure, it probably means he gets killed frequently, but isn’t that half the fun?

Personally, Armani is rough and over the (big)top. He’s Italian, too. If that helps. If it doesn’t ignore that part. He’s got the flowery language exaggerated expressions of a performer and absolutely none of the social tact. He’s loud and in your face and simply does not care! Take him or leave him, baby! (Please take him.)

Marcel is just a guy. A little man. His mime-specific approach to the decoy class means he’s a lot less loud shouting and japes, and a lot more inconvenient tricks and hiding where you just can’t see him. He saves his breath unless he has the chance to be really funny. As a person, Marcel is eccentric and expressive. Cartoonishly so. A man of few words, since said words can only be spoken when he pulls the string on his back, he normally conveys his thoughts through actions instead. He’s annoying, and he wants you to know that specifically. He’s charming enough that he can make people forget how obnoxious he is just long enough for whatever stunt he pulls next to come out of nowhere. Ain’t he just so charming?

The Therapist

@hazardtoons

Image credit: @/hazardtoons

You wouldn’t expect an organisation like Team Fortress Industries to invest in something like mental health treatment for its hardened soldiers. The one giving them this generous care is a woman only known by those who work at the company as Therapist - a seemingly well-intentioned lady there to give everything from a shoulder to cry on to someone to seek advice from.

There is a catch, however. Not all the information she gathers from her clients is used for good. Underlying that comforting presence is another tool of oppression used in the company.

[intimidating-fettuccine]

Augh. Thinking about the demons being protective of the other residents. And I'm inflicting it upon you /silly

Hobo using his wings to shelter people from the weather. Even if it's just as simple as a slight change in the breeze, he'll use his wings to keep the cold/heat away from people. Maybe he uses them to help keep Pup steady on his threads as they talk on top of the mansion; maybe he uses them to make sure Tim and Kate can get from the car to the front door without being hailed on.

EJ using his hyper sensitive hearing to tell who's having a hard time sleeping for whatever reason. If it's Toby, or Sally, he knows it's likely nightmares keeping them awake. He'll offer his presence as a reassurance, or maybe offer to talk to them until they're at least calm enough to rest. Whenever there's a new resident, he takes it upon himself to keep track of how much they're sleeping, and how well. He's the doctor, after all. It's his job to keep track of these things.

The clowns (yes I'm lumping them together) existing in a consistent stream of making sure no one's depression and anxiety, seasonal or otherwise, sets in too far too quickly. Even if it's just by the nature of Candy and Jack making their existence a problem for Jason, or Jason and Candy busting in the door with new gossip and rumors, or the three of them collectively running in Looney Toons circles every other time.

Slender actively using his telepathy to level new residents out of flashbacks and the worst of the waking anxieties. Quietly, but not outright, nudging them mentally in the direction of making new bonds. A constant, reassuring presence in the back of one's mind who can and will show new people every place to hide and enjoy nature within the forest, when the underworld is overwhelming.

(The brothers would all be good at this, not just Slender. Trender would bust his ass to recreate textures for people without second thought if he felt it might help; Splendor's abilities might allow him to intentionally smother anxieties and fears and grief to allow one to live in the joy of moments. Fen is just a boon in his own right, with his connections and sheer experience with a variety of people)

Zalgo just existing is enough to make sure one's stressors are kept at the bottom of the fucking barrel; no one is pissing off the king.

I absolutely love and support all of these. I love getting rambles like this, because they are all 100% accurate. I do especially love the EJ one because mans is nocturnal so if anyone is anxiously wandering the halls at night they now have a companion because Jack is just mentally like ">:( You're not supposed to be up, something is wrong, I will fix this" and he just sort of follows you around and tries to do whatever he can with his social awkwardness to help you feel better

I do also really love the Hobo one because he would tooootally do that. Now I'm also imagining whenever it rains on a shopping day he carries the groceries in under his wings so none of the groceries get wet. He's a protective birb boy and if his wings can be of use to someone he's gonna put them to use

The clowns are also the circus of the mansion for a reason. It's hard to be down in the dumps when they're running circles around the mansion because they're winding each other up with their antics that don't make sense to anyone except themselves. They probably start arguments with each other just for the sake of having a silly argument and they're always so entertaining to watch and they WILL do it on purpose around people that have been feeling down and out of it

I do also love the idea of Slender helping newer residents (or honestly even older ones) through their minds when they're down and struggling. I cannot remember if I made a post about it, but Slender can also force emotions and feelings onto people if he focuses really hard, so I'm just imagining him in the fucking zone around the corner quite literally forcing good vibes onto you. He has an open door policy and frequently encourages people to stop by as well, especially if they're new, and I'm just imagining him sending them the mental image of his office to encourage them

And the Zalgo one needs little additions. It's just so true. Once people know you're close to Zalgo, life gets a hell of a lot easier in the Underworld. Nobody's gonna pick on you, nobody's gonna cause problems for you, and if they're dumb enough to try, Zalgo stomps them immediately. Once you have his favor you are basically set for life. He's the biggest, strongest guard dog of a friend/partner you can ever have, and he knows it

Thank you for the rambles :)))))

[lin-sterling]

DRIP POST 2: the remake of the sequel

so... I think there might be something wrong with me. but after another unhinged day of... whatever this is, I feel the outfits and screenshots are better

the version of this post with links to outfits

new format - Henry gets the whole post to himself, Pebbles gets the reblog

Black Knight v1, cuirass inside

this is MY HENRY, iconic outfit, never gonna give you up never gonna let you down

2. Black Knight v2, cuirass outside

both versions of black knight use italian bascinet but I have a mod that hides it in dialogues and cutscenes most of the time so taking shots w/o helmet seemed more true to form

3. Guardian Angel

my Henry doesn't usually go for white or silver, he's black&gold kind of guy, but I decided we need one outfit

4. Trosky Traveller (before the waspening)

not fully happy with this outfit but it's already err a historical one, I've already gone through Trosky wearing it so I won't retcon it haha

5. THE WASPENING

same shit here, it's a piece of my playthrough history now. weird, bright yellow history

6. Leipa Simp

and now I make new history

7. Bluebell

wasn't expecting this one, it just sort of happened and I weirdly like it

8. Shifty Fella

is he trying to steal your wallet? is his back hurting? why not both!

9. Horse Thief

up to no good this guy. steal your heart, steal your horse, get 60 groschen for his trouble... wait, horse industry is a scam!

10. Armed and Armoured Robbery

can't shoot straight because he's on his way to bisexual awakening

11. Mushroom Enthusiast

those mushrooms won't gather themselves, you know! *cronch*

12. Falconer

all hail the birbs

13. Noble Bastard

when you need something fancy but not too difficult to pull off

14. Night Reader

casual comfy outfit with optional reading glasses. read a nice book at 3 am and watch your boyfriend as he sleeps!

15. Dubious Doctor

impersonating a medical professional during "Fifth Commandment"

16. Reverse Ball and Chain

when you miss a fucker so much you start wearing his colours. except the yellow gambeson you've found had aggressively magenta belts and you had to reverse the order of colours. I figured clown shoes were appropriate in this situation

17. That Mine Is Mine

impersonating a rich fuck during "Via Argentum". rich people wear golden armour, right?

18. Red Wedding

this wedding also ended in a bloody mess

19. Nostalgic

kcd1 starting outfit colours but now Henry can afford better clothes

20. Dandelion Dance

what a surprise, more yellow shit

that concludes Henry's part (for now, at least), Pebbles is in the reblog

mods used:

Henry and Hans Edits

Refined Garments

Outer Garments

Boring Black Swords

Custom Clothing and Armor

Alluring Wreath Recolor (and Fix)

More flower wreaths

Reshaped Cuirasses and Waffenrocks

A Pebbles Compendium

and here's the first Drip Post (the actual first one, not the electric boogaloo I'm currently remaking) if you're interested. I feel like I've grown a lot since then as a fashionista and as screenshot taker lol

[itficlibrary]

This Week’s Theme Is Bev-Centric!

the following are recs for fics that are mostly if not solely focused on beverly marsh! remember to check the tags & leave comments on your faves!

like an angel (too good to be true) by leahrocky (3.2k words)

a quick & joyful little benverly origin story set in 1965, wherein bev owns a bar and bumps into ben after closing one night. featuring bisexual beverly, swimming kisses, and all around warm beachy vibes.

break the rules (spikes grow from your skin) by quirkily (7.8k words)

a bev character study via bathroom breakdown + general pennywise-y psychological warfare. featuring angsty flashbacks, body horror, and a quietly hopeful, empowered ending. this also has some lovely accompanying art!

all hail me by werewolfologist (6.2K words)

a college fic focussed on bev’s self-discovery in early adulthood, set in the late ‘90s. featuring a fantastically fiery writing style, eddie & bev bffship at the forefront and even a carrie white cameo!

power, kingdom, power by loserchildhotpants (6.6k words)

a delve into what bev might’ve seen in the deadlights at the end of IT Chapter One. featuring lots of easter eggs, the exquisite misery of beverly marsh’s childhood, and dark & nasty loser death visions.

send in the clowns by hammerhorror (8.2K words)

another bev + eddie friendship focused fic, only this time it’s set right after the events of IT chapter two, seeing the two of them staying together while avoiding their respective shitty spouses. featuring lots of introspection for both beverly and eddie, platonic slow dancing and the bittersweet healing process.

I Know A Place (We Can Run) by MonoclePony (38k words)

Set three years before the events of It Chapter Two, Bev leaves Tom and by a stroke of good luck, runs into Eddie. They decide to go on a roadtrip together, destination unknown. This fic is super cute and such a good look into Bev’s inner dialogue! The characterisation is perfect, and the fact that you get to go on this journey with both of them is amazing.

Construction and Alteration by stitchy (5k words)

An amazing look into Bev’s life in the twenty-seven years in between chapter one and chapter two. I loved following Bev throughout her story, and I really enjoyed the monologue and thought process we are privy to in this fic! Also includes some amazingly cute art!

good things ahead by reallyros (3.7k words)

A super cute story about the Losers ringing in the New Year together, from Bev’s point of view. This is a super sweet fic, and the introspection is second to none. This fic is super cozy, and perfect for people who love fix-it fics with happy endings! 

The Clown Monologues: The Darning Stitch by ratbird0917 (190 words)

A short poem from Bev’s point of view! This is super cute view into Bev’s internal monologue! 

the benevolence of beverly marsh by tozier (33k words)

A delve into Bev’s journey of self discovery! This fic is an amazing character study that goes into all aspects of Bev’s life after the events of IT chapter one, and I especially love the introspection as well as the dissection of her relationships!! Also lesbian Bev I love you… call me baby…

[cumironi]

ⓘ spamming like without re-blogging : BLOCKED

SSSHHH, BEWARE OF THE FOOTSTEPS! : “ssshh, keep quiet,” they moan in your ear, breath burning your skin despite the cool air of the night. sēx outside can be very tricky, but. . . getting caught or not, it’s up to you: whether you can’t keep your moán to yourself or. . . not.

★. SATO-SUGU

MINI-SERIES :

TILL FOREVER FALLS APART

☆] summary. when you first joined jujutsu high, you probably never imagined being in relationships with two of the strongest special grade sorcerers. yet here you are, destined to spend the rest of your life with them. did you complain about it? absolutely not. this is simply the story of your life being in relationships with geto suguru and gojo satoru.

CAN YOU HANDLE IT BABY? : you are sitting there in the living room, drowning under the tongue-tied make-out sessions before your other boyfriends walk in, happily watching the two of you while touching himself.

SHUT UP AND STOP IT : there is nothing better than make-up sex after you and your two lovely boyfriends, having an argument.

COLD ICE POPSICLE! : you and your friends sit in the back of the school building, smoking and talking, joint in hands. it was summer and heat waves swimming around freely, you eating some ice cream, licking and slurping while your eyes focus on your two friends. who knows that might not be the only thing you lick that day?

I CAN FUCK TREAT YOU BETTER : you and gojo were all alone, no geto around, just the two of you— all alone, in the bed, kissing, make out under the glisten of the dim lights, under the blanket. (gojo)

GOOD GIRL GO TO HEAVEN : . . . after a long day of assembling a lot of furniture and decorating your new house, your lovely boyfriends decided they want to test drive the new bed with you.

ONE-SHOT / FAN-FICTION(S) :

ONE FOR BOYFRIEND, TWO FOR BEST FRIEND : you want your turn? let me have my girlfriend first’ geto said. on the couch, raining outside, horror movie playing in the background, two handsome men, one you. one is your boyfriend, and two is his bestfriend who shared everything, you don’t mind now don’t you?

SHARING IS S★X CARING？: your boyfriend and his best friend are inseparable. they’ve shared everything; clothes, foods, money, games... you, they hope you don’t mind.

CAN YOU HANDLE IT, BABY? : you are sitting there in the living room, drowning under the tongue-tied make-out sessions before your other boyfriends walk in, happily watching the two of you while touching himself.

THE IT GUY : your boss needs his computer to be fixed so they can fuck you.

DIRTY LITTLE NURSE : you’re a nurse and they are friends from one of your patient.

★. GOJO SATORU

THE CLOWN HAS BEEN FOUND : the baggy clothes, the glasses, the book, the brain— sum : a nerd, that’s what you are. a center of attention, but not because of how beautiful and popular and everyone wants to date you— no, but because you are a loser. and the popular boys have a bet who’s get to sleep with you first and pop the cherry.

I CAN FUCK TREAT YOU BETTER : you and gojo were all alone, no geto around, just the two of you— all alone, in the bed, kissing, make out under the glisten of the dim lights, under the blanket.

nanny : when you're babysitting teenager satoru gojo.

my little virgin : your used to be upperclassmen who happened to be your friends-with-benefits teaching you how to kiss, also the one who took your virginity.

ALL HAIL TO THE GHOST : bent over, bent down and said cheese to the camera, click! one, two, three... another, cheese! it was fun, haunting down by a ghost,

★. RYOMEN SUKUNA

i dare you : when you wanna break-up with him and he reminds you that there's no break-up in your relationship.

time to confess : when you're having a crush on your best friend's twins.

jealous, jealous, jealous: your boyfriend got jealous because some underclassmen were helping you carry your bag.

★. GETO SUGURU

LITTLE LOOSE TO SAVE THOUSAND : your roommate ’bout to show you have to make easy-money and become rich in one night, wonder how? no? have no idea? probably not. but geto has lots of lamps hanging around his head and he’s about to show you how easy it is to make money, psst. . . you may not be able to sit properly after— but you don’t know, yet.

SCREAM FOR AMNESIA! : three minus one... it’s only you and geto for a few days. gojo is nowhere near, away for mission. and you still have the audacity to miss your other boyfriend, gojo? don’t worry, geto here to remind you.

GOJO : NOWHERE TO BE FOUND : is it acceptable to geto when you have him all to yourself but still moping around for gojo who’s away for a mission? absolutely not. but. . . is it acceptable for him to remind you who you are with? absolutely yes. so yeah, gojo is nowhere to be found, while geto? he is between your legs.

SAY HI TO THE CAMERA : stay quiet and keep him warm and hard, while he is playing video games, that’s the order. but it seems like too much hardness making you lose control of your body.

YOU F☆CK HATE EMO BOYS : you hate emo boys, you hate how they pretend to be all dark and mysterious, you also hate how they wear nothing but black. there are two emo boys in your class and they seem to notice the hate inside your body— if they d☆ck you down sooo good, are still going to hate emo boys? feat. k. choso

YUM : he is your step-brother who just got home after years of living in the city.

enemies with benefits : you and suguru are enemies, you're supposed to hate each other, right?

★. MEGUMI FUSHIGURO

HOW TO FUCK 101 : he is having a wet dream of you, so you decided to make virgin megumi fushiguro's dream come true

★. TOJI FUSHIGURO

babysitter's punishment : toji caught you when you were trying to steal something from him.

a brat is all i want : he has a breeding kink, and you’ll be damned if you give into it! but in reality, he just wants to start a family with you.

★. CHOSO KAMO

HUMP, HUMP, LOVELY LITTLE HUMP : you and choso kamo are supposed to spend the night just to enjoy some wine and a calm atmosphere deep inside the forest of the school ground, but it seems like the half-curse starts feeling a little bit too human..

I F☆CK HATE EMO BOYS : you hate emo boys, you hate how they pretend to be all dark and mysterious, you also hate how they wear nothing but black. there are two emo boys in your class and they seem to notice the hate inside your body— if they d☆ck you down sooo good, are still going to hate emo boys? feat. s. geto

★. NANAMI KENTO

daddy's car : when you steal your step-father's car and try to have sex in his car only for him to be the one who's fucking you

TROUBLEMAKERS : he hates students like you so he fucked you.

therapist's wet dream : you need a therapist, with all the sick things in your head and luckily for you, nanami comes to the rescue, except he wants nothing but to corrupt you.

★. SHOKO IEIRI

kawaii, hentai, boobies : it just happened that the girl hated satoru gojo so much that day, so she decided to give his girlfriend— you, a little fun, on her couch.

★. OTHERS

HAIBARA 'S LITTLE SISTER (NANAMI, SUGURU, SATORU) : when your brother asks his best friend to look after you while he go visit his girlfriend.

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PROPER HANDJOB feat. sukuna r.

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[9mysterybook6]

Rhylie, you've crossed the line again.

Let's see what this crazy clown did this time.

Seriously, Her blog cover is just Acts like a real gacha heat support person

And if you ask what is the name of what is written, then I will answer you.

@(rhylie the new 9mysterybook6 )

((I'm A Hater Of Bella The Wolf And Gacha Heat A Fan Of Lizzie therw bychibi fan Do not report my blog, because I'm the important goddess for all gacha community. I'm Making Everybody To Spread Awareness About Gavha Heat.))

Rhylie are you stupid I know this is your account you are pretending to be someone else

No one defended you, you idiot. You just defended yourself in a very bad way.

you are like Bella the Wolf and Meowbahh combine into one

She did the cult about them worshiping her.🤮🤢

If the text is not clear, read it here.

(((((I'm sorry I had to do this everybody, but She really needs to stop exposing me and spreading awareness about me.

@twiliartsdreams2017 Is A Hero, That Can Stopping Awareness About Myself

I Don't Blame Her For Defending Me From mysterious stories.

Her Actions Might Be Oddly Bad, But She's going to Expose 9mysterybook6 As She spread awareness about her, since 9mysterybook6's actions are truely badly vengeful, Manipulating, death threatening and exposing heroes such as myself, she playing as a victim, i got so suspicious about her.

She will be so sorry after she exposes me from her terrible actions and manipulations as she makes everybody spreading awareness about me.

I might be a fool of yourself again, but

I might stupidest human being you have ever seen in all of your lives, I always deserve to have a blog and having followers too.

She's totally the devil who's been whispering everybody’s ears, but fallen angel caterfly cult will rain and defend all evil.

I hope you all understanding me.

Fallen Angel Caterfly Cult • Community

Are You Going To Join This Cult As You Avoid Awareness?)))))

(((Wow!, twiliartsdreams is way better person.)))

(((I Accepted Your Apology And This Community Group.)))

(((I'm Glad That You're Our God From Our Cult.)))

(((I Dunno)))

(((I Think, I Will Be Better That Avoiding You, Or Is It 9mysterybook6?)))

(((Your Apologize Are Useless Against To Our Devil 9mysterybook6.)))

(((Man, mysterious stories' doing this everyday.)))

(((To 9mysterybook6: Don't Make Her Do It, We'll Defeat You.)))

her tag

-#hail good -#hail lucifer -#good will always win over evil -#fallen angel caterfly cult -#gacha community #until

Oh my god

This is official.

Rhylie is a lunatic

Rhylie believes she lives in the Hazbin Hotel and that she is a god.

Ok I know we do fantasy and fantasy for fun

But Rhylie believed it so much that she didn't know the difference between reality and fantasy.

This is not appropriate at all.

I mean seriously a 21 year old woman believes she's her gacha oc Caterfly.

Now she is just pathetic.

Just a pathetic woman who has nothing good to do in her life just harassing people on the internet and doing bad things on the internet

Guys remember to report Rhylie blog and spread awareness about her.

and to Rhylie

If you don't want any more posts from me, just don't reply to my posts, you idiot.

As I said, I will respond to any post about your lies and deceptions.

So if you really want me to stop, you have to stop first,

[jitteryjive]

Text ID: Fitzroy and Foster ©1936 Maurice Foster, a shamus with psychogenic amnesia, strictly adheres to reality— until a chance encounter inexplicably manifests a rubberhose cartoon named Fitzroy with his likeness! The two deduce they must solve how Fitzroy (and whoever created her) came to be. End ID.

FITZROY & FOSTER MAKE THEIR GRAND DEBUT!

HERE IT IS FOLKS!!! a shiny post just for the new stand-alone OCs!!! after watching the new trailer for mouse: PI for hire, i had the realization i don’t have any B&W toon OCs… this is my solution! this is also my opportunity to write a more noir-focused story X) there is plenty more art, descriptions of the cast, and a chart under the cut!

also my apologies for the lack of full alt text; i have never done a separate art and text description before, so if anyone has any suggestions, please share :-)

while not obligated i would appreciate reblogs for my troubles!! (silly)

WHAT IS FITZROY & FOSTER?

fitzroy & foster is a great depression-era, noir inspired fiction about a private investigator (shamus) named maurice foster and a rubberhose, b&w toon that looks just like him! along with the motivation from mouse to draw a b&w toon, i wanted to dabble in genre-typical archetypes being interrupted by a character who does NOT fit in (fitzroy). also, as i’ve been experiencing a lot of PTS, i wanted to write a character who’s centered around their trauma.

(the original concept art i did up)

WHAT IS THE STORY?

burnish avenue is the dusky, downtown home of a city’s anticipated activity: construction men, working parents, a moonlit cabaret, and a shamus office on its second floor. that little studio belongs to 34 year old detective foster, a gruff investigator specializing in private cases. he lives with the psychogenic amnesia he received from his unknown past, and due to his memory issues and sensitivity, stays toughened and grounded in reality.

that is, the impossible occurs. a night returning from an investigation ends with an attack by a cartoon wolf, and foster mysteriously wakes up in his office with a cartoon character in tow! after a scuffle of confusion, she introduces himself simply as fitzroy. they both deduce they must work together (despite their flagrant differences) to figure out who created fitzroy, who that wolf was, and how toons are real.

Text ID: Who are Fitzroy and Foster? Maurice Foster is the shamus of Burnish Avenue, as many residents call him. He is gruff and reticent, and due to a secretive past, he holds contempt for, but not limited to, daydreamers, hecklers, clowns, and absurdity. Fitzroy, on the other hand? She's the complete opposite! Where he came from, why he's got Foster's face, and how she's a living, breathing cartoon is an illogical mystery. He is devil-may-care and hates stoicism; all his solutions to problems involve the highest degree of cartoonishness! These two are a match made in heaven, but they both ask the inquiry— why is Fitzroy here, and at that, who created him? End ID.

according to the locals of burnish avenue, foster appeared with the wind some years ago. to this day, the only things people know is his name, his hailing from woodlawn, new york city, and his connections to the burnish cabaret. though he’s known for taking a tough fist to enemies, he is also known for his benignity towards his clients, and is trusted by the avenue.

fitzroy is just as enigmatic. the difference between her and foster, other than being a living, breathing, toon, is his kippy personality! she loves fun, can’t stand being serious for the life of her, and is unnervingly eager to knock down a criminal’s door with some wild weapon he’s made up. he doesn’t know where she came from, either, so she makes the most of it!

fitzroy and foster are two sides of the same coin— if those two sides could staunchly disagree! they may share emotions and the remnants of memories foster has of his past. regardless, to foster, fitzroy’s an unbearably wacky impossibility, and to fitzroy, foster is a killjoy who needs loosening up.

contrarily, they cooperate as well as they can when on a case together. fitzroy comes along for the ride, and though his abrasive, comical methods of investigation may irritate foster, an extra body and friend by his side aren’t taken for granted. (for being a silly cartoon, fitzroy’s weirdly handy with dynamite and pistols.)

eventually, the two will learn to see eye to eye, being foster opens up and fitzroy’s efforts thaw him. but, until then, they butt heads and get no closer to solving the case of the living cartoons.

WHO IS JO/JOSEPHINE?

Text ID: Josephine “Jo” Simon (She/her). End ID.

Text ID: Who is Jo? Josephine "Jo" Simon is one of the satiny performance girls of the Burnish Cabaret. A singer, dancer, and show-woman, she performs every evening below Foster's private office on the second floor. Jo is a debonair dish with the great ability of making all kinds of acquaintances! However, the friend and confidante she deems her closest is Foster. Jo contacted the investigator in early 1932 to help gather enough evidence of her then husband's abuse. She, in return, helped him find an office. In present time, they chat every day, or have a dil-ya-ble if they're busy. When Jo isn't romping with Foster or performing, she's drawing away! End ID.

the hijinks within detective foster’s office aren’t the only focuses of the story. a floor below his private studio is the burnish cabaret, the source of the avenue’s musical nightlife. there, you may see 31 year old josephine simon in the ensemble— but everyone calls the performance girl jo. she is a flirtatious, humorous show-woman who has always loved the arts since her childhood.

jo was drawn to the cabaret when she moved near the avenue with her then husband. as a young child, she was adopted by french immigrants, and eventually left home in search of her identity. the cabaret, which hires and houses chinese-american women, gave her the ability to reconnect with herself. when she escaped and divorced her husband, she fully joined the cabaret, and has lived and performed there to this day.

if you’ve read this far, thank you! while this isn’t replacing crime express in any capacity, and ruth and blu are still my favorites, F&F (as i abbreviate it) is another passion project in the making. keep an eye out for more of the new little guys if you’re interested! X)

as i’ve gotten a couple questions from irl friends about F&F, i will answer the relevant ones here for convenience:

Q: are fitz/fitzroy and foster related/twins/etc?

A: no. they’re not related in any way, despite fitzroy originating from foster and what not. i only clarify this cause they’re shipped in the story and don’t want any misconceptions LOL

Q: is F&F part of the crime express universe/tooniverse?

A: no. this is a separate universe entirely! unlike crime express, which is a toon-human world, this is a world unfamiliar with toons. fitz and the other toons not featured here are outliers.

Q: who is the ‘cartoon wolf’ who attacks foster in the prologue?

A: while i don’t want to spoil the story in the introductory post, i will say that their pseudonym is the big bad wolf, and they are responsible for several denizens of the avenue acting strangely or injured, including foster. their real motivations and identity shall be kept secret for now!

if there are any other specific questions, i will GLADLY answer them. i have a ton of lore i haven’t even remotely touched upon in this post that i shall happily discuss if asked!

border credit goes to @.steddiecameraroll-graphics

[corvidinthewoods]

going to ramble a bit about hbomberguy, not the latest video directly more about some of the reaction to it. full disclosure i am a patron of his, have been for a few years, and became a fan of his channel years before that. i think maybe six years ago? give or take.

im maybe experiencing cognitive dissonance bc its nice that something ive enjoyed for a long time is gaining new audience, and of course new criticism. my initial reaction has been one of resistance that i need to check.

but after reading a bit more of the criticism im like. i kinda of agree? only kind of. i feel like the criticism is maybe not directed at me (or types of fans like me) but at folks for whom this is their first encounter with hbomberguy and are hailing him as a career-ruiner and gleefully enjoying the takedowns. dont get me wrong, takedowns are fun and they’ve always been core to his channel. his oldest stuff was debunking and clowning on right wing youtubers. but thats not all he is? and i dont like the idea of him as this Great Takedown Guy because personally the stuff i like best is his media criticism.

and thats not in the way some folks are like “oh yeah i enjoy hbomberguys media analysis but not his political stuff” i like both. but i think if folks are disregarding that side of his channel then theyre not like. idk how to word this im not the best writer. theyre missing out? or missing the point?

my personal favorite hbomberguy video is Halcyon Dreams. I also really enjoy Scanline (which is both him and shannon strucci), the CAD SLA, and the whole And Here’s Why series (especially speedrunning and pathologic). in much of hbomberguy’s other work, he will disagree with creators or producers in ways that aren’t career endings. and i don’t imagine he’s trying to become a person who does that all the time? i see behavior of his that indicates this to me, such as not naming who took his joke in the uber, explicitly saying “if you go harass Somerton you are worse than him”, and how most of And Here’s Why is neutral to positive, even tho the Garbage ones may get more views. the Sherlock has the highest

uhh where am i going with this. i always got points off for my transition sentences in essays

i guess im saying like. i don’t think it’s fair to just view the hbomberguy channel as waiting for the skeletons to come out of the closet. but i also dont think fans (especially y new fans) should put him up on this pedestal, particularly as Guy Who Destroys Careers. its not a good idea to idolize ppl in general, and its not great to live in a mindset of waiting for the next target for you to justify harassing.

[ragingstillness]

Finally caught up on the bungo stray dogs manga today. Here are my thoughts in no particular order.

Massive spoiler warning through ch 114.5!

Gotta say, I don’t think any of us guessed “functional immortality” for Fyodor’s ability. It does explain why he’s completely crazed and has such little respect for human life. The face peeling is gross but a little funny in how wacky and wild it is. Genuine questions: does Fyodor then gain that person’s body shape? Has he ever been killed by a woman before? Or a child? Does he get to steal Bram’s height now? What happens if he turns into an old person and dies of old age? What happens if he kills himself? When was he born and when did this ability manifest? Does he gain the new person’s ability as well as his own? Also, I have to give Asagiri credit for taking the most literal interpretation of Crime and Punishment ever. The Crime is murder of Fyodor and the Punishment is he becomes you. He takes your space in society. Delightfully literal.

Gogol’s sadness over Dostoyevsky felt really real my poor clown. However, with the reveal of Dostoyevsky’s ability, they are now the perfect couple. Gogol can kill Fyodor, achieving his goal of killing him, then Fyodor can become him, achieving Gogol’s goal of losing himself and Fyodor’s goal of having one less person constantly trying to kill him. Poetic cinema.

Gonna be laughing forever at Mori gluing the fake vampire teeth into Chuuya’s mouth and Chuuya’s inability to get them out. This is especially funny because this genuinely happened to me with my mom one Halloween and while we did get them out I was picking glue out of my teeth for a week.

I hope Bram isn’t gone forever because his relationship with Aya is beyond cute.

Is Aya’s dad that grumpy police detective? It looked like that in her vision.

I’m still not super satisfied with Fukuchi having good intentions. He’s been far too sadistic and blatantly evil for me to change my mind on him now. Little Fukuchi I can defend but I’m not changing my opinion on adult Fukuchi.

Fukuzawa stays the smartest man, taking the sword to the heart then pulling it away with him. Very “can I keep this” when someone gets stabbed meme of him. Also using it still as a blade? Inspired. All hail silver fox dad.

Ranpo is clearly still injured but doesn’t seem as injured as Asagiri teased us with. Aku still appears to be a vampire, we’ll see how that turns out.

Damn, Fukuchi will not die. This man has been bleeding from the neck and heart for several minutes at least and still is talking.

Considering the last ability singularity nearly destroyed all of Yokohama and the world, not looking forward to the results of a three-part singularity.

Fukuchi’s blade allowing him control over a small period of time I could accept but the gift of prophecy? Specific prophecy too? Kind of came out of left field, I don’t like that without knowing more about the sword’s creator.

Let’s be real, One Order should just be destroyed, it’s hella dangerous in anyone’s hands.

I don’t think we got told in advance that Bram’s sword combined person with ability. Maybe I just don’t remember but I don’t think so.

Fyodor’s goals continue to be murky as hell.

Convenient, that Fyodor’s ability also comes with a bit of teleportation, as he got from mid-Europe to Japan right quick.

I still need to know more about the war and I despair of ever receiving that info.

Love that all this is going down between Fyodor, Fukuchi, and Fukuzawa (too many fs) and Atsushi is just there like oh right I have a main character oops. I really hope vampirism wipes Akutagawa’s memories so he just jumps into this situation completely discombobulated, it’d be so funny.

When will sassy grandpa (Mori) return from war?

Hey Natsume what’s up, think maybe this is a good time to intervene?

Where the hell is Kouyou?

[possumsinpeoplesuits]

Holy shit I was working on this since late October, and I'm the most proud I've ever been of a picture I've drawn?

Details and graffiti transcriptions below the cut! 'Cause I worked on that shit for like three entire days, and I'll be damned if I don't show off some environmental storytelling word crimes.

So, first we have a couple closer looks of Sasha! Their outfit was pretty fun. I haven't done modern outfits in... probably ever, and it was nice having a lot more references to work off of.

Their sefirot necklace was fun to draw because I have one almost exactly like it. The flannel was the first time trying to do plaid by hand with a new little technique (Base colors+Multiply layer for dark stripes+Overlay layer for light stripes) but it went way faster than the god damn quilt?

All in all, my favorite detail was doing cosmetics, because I got to do little chips missing in the nail polish, and that's probably the first time I've drawn eyeshadow and willingly shown the result! : D

Next we have the little rat family in the background, with the wall-dwelling Rat King peeking through the wall, which is where I did dipped into tracing a couple photos instead of just looking at references.

Generally my process has been doing anatomy lines over a reference, then working off of those for about... three to four layers for body->clothes->hair->Full sketch, then another with whatever brush I wanna do the lineart with (usually a watercolor detail brush from one of two sets on Krita), but I'll note where I skipped that process and committed some art crimes.

The two background rats (Pestis and Mortar) are from a pair of stock photos from Getty, while the one in the foreground (Yersinia) is a mix of a pic that pops up in meme dumps from time to time of a smoking rat and a few bits that weren't in the original image. (Jewelry, the legs that were covered by an ash tray in the original pics, the "Buns and Roses" lighter she clearly stole from Sasha.)

Time for some graffiti transcriptions! Most of the variation in the graffiti came from switching the size of my brush and trying to mix up my handwriting, but there's a few segments where I use a font, then outlined the font with a 2px across brush to make it fit more into the art. Mostly, this was through screenshotting google docs, but some of the fancier fonts are from cooltext.com.

Top:

This is really high

No it's not?

Top Right:

A drawing of a clown that clearly used to be titties

"What's wrong with Bipo's eyes?" (Referring to the tape over the nipples)

"Their titties, bro"

"What about them?"

Top Left going down:

"Hail Satin" written next to a six pointed star

"Rong star, dumass"

A sticker reading "Apologize to your English teacher"

"Yeah, get a brian, morans!"

"You're just as bad as the other two!"

<The URL for the Wikipedia page on sarcasm>

Bottom Left:

Gazebos ate my ass

Bottom center:

"My sister turned into a bird but no one believes me."

"That's rough, buddy."

Bottom right:

A sticker of a possum with "Live Weird" written on it.

A sticker of a more poorly drawn character wrapped in blankets with "Seep eeps" written on it.

...So I made up a fake BDSM club for this one and named the majority of the bands dirty jokes, but I will die on the hill that there should be an all-trans metal band called "The Book of Dead Names."

CHOKE POINT

PRESENTS

LIVE MUSIC

THIS SUNDAY

CUNT MUNCHIES

THE BOOK OF DEAD NAMES

SOME GUY NAMED STEVE

FIST FUCK DUMP TRUCK

WOLFGANGBANG

THE PENIS MIGHTIER

A sticker with a set of vampire fangs that says "Got Blood?"

"Parasitic fucks"

"U got beef w/ Count Chocula?"

"Bro, vamps suck."

"Duh"

"So does your mum.

A sticker of a cross made out of a bunch of interlocking parts with some mirrored Hebrew in the middle. (I'm really proud of making this shape up on the spot. I had an idea for a religious monster hunter group named after the Watchers from Enoch, but I've got no idea if this story will ever happen.)

"Your Hebrew is backwards, you twatwaffle"

A sticker reading "Deus Vult"

"I fucking love Powerwolf"

"VULT DEUS NUTS, GOTTEM!

A cut off poster telling people to vote for, I presume, their favorite chainsmoking rat, clearly.

A sticker of the Autism Creature

"Rizz 'em w' the Tism" with the last S being the one everyone draws in school, but also backwards.

"It's like if Kirby was a centaur"

"I will never unsee that."

"It looks nothing like my vaccuum"

A paper with "Missing Printer" and a cut off phone number written in sharpie.

A meme of a bear in a suit (Partially a trace of the actual meme template) with "You have seasonal affective disorder because you need Vitamin D. I have seasonal affective disorder because one of my ancestors fucked a bear. We are not the same"

"Is that how it happens?"

"Oh, sure, this dude's ancestor fucks a bear, he gets a meme, BUT WHEN I-"

"Going insane by yourself, handsome?"

Three pieces of paper with "Yes" "Yup" and "Yass" written on them, two stuck on with tape, while the third is stuck to a wad of chewing gum.

"You guys seriously pay to print out memes just to vandalize shit?"

"No, I stole the printer, too."

"YOU"

"Paulie never died"

A sticker of the Mothman

"TAX FRAUD"

A large printout with a dramatic portrait of Mitch McConnell with "ARE YA BREEDING YET?" written below it. Several tear off strips are missing, but the remainder all say different variations of "Yes"

A cut off sticker of a smiley face

A sticker of a machete

"BURGLE TURTS"

A sticker of a crying laughing emoji.

A sticker of a pot leaf

A sticker with a picture of bigfoot with pasties on her boobs walking up to a stripper pole with "I want to believe" written in the X-Files font

"Whoever gave Bigfoot tits will never enter the Kingdom of God"

Three notes pointing to the previous message with "Noticed the tits first" "Weirdo" and "Your preoccupation with cryptid mammaries betrays your discomfort with your own sexuality. Consider meditation, therapy, or possibly fucking yourself!"

"Weirdo" pointing to the previous paragraph before being crossed out and replaced with "BASED"

"K, but y tho?"

"No one insults the Bigfoot big naturals on my watch"

(She has them in the Patterson-Gimli footage, too)

"BIGFOOT BIG NATURALS" "NOW LORE ACCURATE"

A swastika being covered up by a peace sign

"Degenerates should be purged" "AMEN" "U FIRST."

A drawing of a penis that's been turned into a weasel in a familiar pose with "Dick weasel" and "Had to do it to 'em" written next to it

A sticker of a stalk of corn labeled "CORN"

"See? Iowa is with us!"

And, finally, "Does reading this hurt your back, too?" which was the last thing I added because I literally spent two days just doing graffiti for this shit.

So, the map behind Sasha is made up on the spot, with some inspiration from a map of the Seattle Bay. Kinda proud of just how dirty this fucking place is, but the final, and greatest achievment in making this picture look grimy...

THE RUST

I didn't exactly nail the perspective on some of these (The sketchy layer for the floor grating was done once, then dragged into place and warped with the perspective... and then completely fucked that up) but god DAMN do I love texturing the fuck out of things!

There's like six Multiply layers scattered about because it turned out it's a phenomenal way to make the shading of multiple textures make sense without losing that texture, and I feel so god damn powerful!

Oh, right, the posters.

Not much to say about them. The righthand one was 95% traced from a mafia stock photo, while the hands in the left came from another stock photo.

Honestly, I drew the frames, then had no idea what to put in them. There was briefly gonna be a pic referencing a cosplay photo I have of myself, but eh...

The rats and the guy in the wall were originally referencing a Vampire the Masquerade character I had named Pretty Paulie, who was a mafioso turned nosferatu who dubbed his crew the Rat Pack. I figured if there was some kind of dramatic, Scarface-esque movie about him, he'd definitely find a way to keep the poster nearby, and I wanted to slap in one of those "Give blood!" posters from the Red Cross except... not from the red cross.

I don't really feel like I put in much effort into these (compared to the Graffiti-a-thon with several subplots), but hey... they covered the tile, which before shading was boring and very flat, so they did their job.

I'll leave you with some zoomed in textures, because I do feel proud about those! I make them via a combo of oil paint and watercolor brushes, usually with a whole lot of different coats of varying opacity until it looks like the thing it's supposed to be. :)

I've only just started drawing again this year (I've been editing a looooot longer) so there's a lot of spaces where I have hiccups, but I'm figuring out the areas I do well in.

...Also sweet Jesus this started as me trying to figure out what a character looked like. It says 3 full days worth of editing was done in Krita on this file, and I don't think it's counting the idle time.

[mememanufactorum]

Badger’s Best of 2023 sentence starters

* FEEL FREE TO SHARE AS YOU PLEASE, NO CREDIT NEEDED. CHANGE PRONOUNS OR ANYTHING ELSE AS DESIRED

All lines are from this video created by TheRussianBadger.

"I ACTUALLY EARNED ONE, MOTHERFUCKERS!"

"Those noises that were coming out of you were inhuman."

"You ever had a hotdog burger before?"

"You did NOT just come up with that word."

"I need to know if this was a riff or if this was an actual meal."

"I heard the word 'hotdurger' unprovoked."

"Dudes with nut allergies when I hit them in the head with a brick."

"YOU DIDN'T JUJU ON THE FUCKIN' BEAT."

"I don't misinform. I just lie."

"Did you just punch someone for all their coins?"

"I don't know, just blow 'em all up, I don't care."

"I just fucken hate you."

"STOP BLINDING ME, YOU ASSHOLE! I CAN'T SEE, YOU GOBLIN!"

"To the charge of wire fraud, you are pleading 'nuh-uh'?"

"Your honor, shut the fuck up. You wasn't even there."

"This conversation sounds like four raccoons with internet access."

"You wanna know how I got these GAINS?"

"I was driving through upstate New York and I saw a Tesla with the license plate 'I'M HIM'."

"That license plate made me laugh so hard that I walked up to his window and put a 12-gauge slug in his chest."

"You got me fucked up bro, I can't believe you would question if I'm real."

"Here's a picture of my nuts."

"Those are gonna be my dying words to my wife: I just want you to know… PS3 has no games."

"Chimichangas are a CIA psyop."

"If you put me in the cockpit of an apache I will Kevin Gates, put my hand on the dashboard, and start it."

"Boy I love having something with none of the same consistency as anything else in my sandwich in my sandwich."

"Dude I definitely love biting into my sandwich and then leaving with an entire pickle slice in my mouth."

"Own a musket for home defense since that's what the founding fathers intended."

"I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grapeshot. Tally ho, lads!"

"Well it's just straight up racism, and it's not even like an occasional racism, it's like, this is full blast firehose racism."

"It's the floodgate of racism! The Big Gulp of racism!"

"This shit will turn your pacemaker off."

"I point blanked that shit with a panzerfaust."

"Me going to Arby's after losing a $50,000 Marvel vs Capcom tournament."

"Me walking to the fridge to get my five day old caesar salad."

"Fresh caesar salad, already not a good start. Five days, dog."

"How does that predator missile work? Oh, you just go NYOOOOOOM."

"This Nyquil beatin' my ass, that is not THAT funny but, like, I can't stop laughing!"

"Y'all just verbally buzzered that man."

"I stole your girl, I stole your whip, I stole your shoes."

"You cannot land a KC-135 in a Kroger parking lot."

"As someone who lives in Tennessee, you can land a KC-135 in a Kroger parking lot."

"That's how I'm going to describe the size of our parking lots to Europeans without internet connections. We can land that in our parking lots."

"I call that my main menu tax."

"Bro, I can't hail a cab in Detroit for shit, bro."

"First bullet, Toyota Tacoma be like 'I ain't hear NOTHING. Y'all hear something?' Second bullet? Legalize nuclear bombs."

"Your voice literally has to wait in line to be heard."

"I'm gonna bomb your trailer park."

"Don't take advice from the dead guys."

"Smoking on that diabolical arch-necromancer pack. Those who don't ball would do well to steer clear."

"Do you know the word 'whermst'?"

"It's like where and for what purpose and why. Location, reason, background context in one word: Whermst."

"Did he just prefire me? Bro, go to jail."

"That's your first option for recourse?"

"Alcatraz, we ain't talking county jail. You're getting in there with the dementors."

"Stop calling the 3D avatar mommy."

"How do they fit this many flares in an airplane? It makes no sense. It's like a clown car but for fireworks."

"I'M SCREAMING ABOUT IT MOTHERFUCKER, STOP!"

"Hey what's up guys? I just bought a 1911 at a Red Lobster parking lot, AMA."

"Just kill me. Just take me to heaven. Just… Take me out of this reality."

"Heaven? BITCH, YOU GOING TO HELL!"

"Hey, fuckin' imagine getting friendly fired by a .50 BMG. Imagine."

"My client pleads oopsie-daisy."

"I'm sorry that your dog is not going to college now."

"Ay you ain't on your grind, son. You ain't on your bag."

"No one's Batman impression is bad."

"You sound like you're in an alley with a trench coat, what the fuck?"

"Oh my God, his Scooby-Doo villain is coming out again."

"Are you repairing our conversation?"

"Why is 'slime' such a funny yet affectionate nickname?"

"Get the fuck out of our shower."

"Why can't we just share the shower?"

"Enemy. Man. 300 meters. North. Fast. Fast. Fast."

"Fun fact: The TSA allows you to bring a live lobster through security."

"I myself have brought 432 lobsters through security."

"THAT'S THE FOURTH TIME YOU'VE SHOT ME!"

"SHUT UP! YOU JUST HAPPEN TO BE WHERE MY BULLETS ARE!"

"All units, be advised: My stummy hurt."

"Homie got the dog in him with that one."

"Pulled pork? Yeah I cranked my hog today too."

"How blessed are we that I can just log on to YouTube and the first video I see is 'Master Chief teaches you how to change the oil on your 2006 Nissan Murano'?"

"That went from 'funny' to 'demonitized'."

"If your state has 90 degree corners, you probably eat corn syrup on your pancakes."

"Why do you always say 'theoretically' and it's not at all theoretical?"

"You have the world's WORST EVERYTHING."

"My boy got the object permanence of a frog."

"That boy cooked the most rare steak."

"I gotta use the bathroom or something, bro. I gotta go to college or something. I can't be with these motherfuckers."

"He went behind the tree and my brain was like 'WHERE'D HE GO?'"

"Somebody buy me a stat reset, PLEASE!"

"You should not be legally allowed to commit crimes if you're listening to Lynyrd Skynyrd."

"I'm on my Super Mario Sunshine shit."

"Are you barking at me?"

"You might wanna be a LITTLE shidded right now."

"I'd trust Gengar with my kid."

"I didn't know he was chill like that."

"No. We are not putting a controller around somebody's neck and twisting it. It's a wireless controller, you can't even do that."

"And 45 is just a caliber."

"Ranch was made by California to keep the Midwest fat because they're scared of our power."

"I refuse to believe that Kranch is real."

"Alignment charts are for the governable. I grow corn in my yard."

"Tell me the name of God you fungal piece of shit."

"I'm pretty sure that was the most sacrilegious shit I've heard in my life."

"I will pass that to the higher ups – parentheses: I do not give a shit."

"This is getting a little too fast for my brain."

"You fuckers are at a pie eating contest and I'm just like, nah son. Free pie."

"I'm about to hit 'em with the Glock-no-jutsu, on God, bro."

"Regretting a free purchase is crazy."

"THEY'RE JUST POLYGONS!"

"I've had people call me things that I wouldn't even dare say to myself."

"Take five 5-Hour Energies and enter the forbidden hour of the day."

"Those responses do not surprise me at all. I definitely expected that kind of language."

"Bro, it's goof-a-clock right now."

"The moon already isn't real."

"You think I can't kill a fuckin' banana?"

"That was a little too much rage for a potassium transportation device. I didn't mean it. You full of electrolytes."

"I'm gonna eat pizza because I like the sauce on the pizza with the cheese on the pizza."

"I could not have killed him any harder."

"Don't make me make you say some out of pocket shit."

"I've been saying out of pocket shit all day."

"By sheer artillery alone, we should have tunneled our way to Atlantis by now."

"Yo, I don't know the Tom & Jerry lore, fuck you!"

"What if you wanted to go to heaven but God said to you, 'WE'RE GONNA TRY THIS WEEK'S CRUMBL COOKIE MENU'?"

"I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE TINNITUS, WHAT?"

"Is this like punching someone in the dark? Is it like a legal loophole?"

"There's only one of me in all the world. I am one in a krillion."

"If you're a chest sleeper, you're just a fuckin' psychopath, alright?"

[missellaneousworks]

Pinky Promise [Part 1]

A SDJ OC Drabble

Ella recounts her thoughts on her new roommate.

[Part 1] - HERE! - [Part 2] - Coming soon

A/N: It's been too long since I completed one of my many drafts. This is a drabble this time to practice first person and get into Ella's head about the early days of her new best friend. What could go wrooooong?

Something is Wrong With Sunny Day Jack is a +18 ONLY series. MINORS DNI.

~

November 7, 20XX

Let the record show that it's been almost two weeks since my last entry and I am alive and well!

There haven't been any weird noises in the apartment at odd hours, no demonic possessions to speak of, no flying silverware or furniture, flickering lights, or messages written in blood. All of my electronics work okay --the only thing that doesn't work is the '84 Incident' tape I found at the thrift store.

So to recap from my last entry:

I decided to let Sunny Day Jack stay with me. I know, I know, not exactly the smartest sounding idea. BUT. I genuinely believe he is an actual ghost-clown-man...thing-person? God I hope I'm not crazy He seemed just as confused as I was when he landed in my living room. I might've been a bit startled when I first met him, but I think he needs help. Or at least a place to stay while figuring out how he got inside that tape. He hasn't done anything scary. Not that he could, he's like a big teddy bear!

A six-foot tall, blue mullet, primary-colored teddy bear from the 80's.

Yeah, wow, that's silly written down.

Getting back on track--

Once I determined he didn't appear to be an evil ghost-clown-man, I decided to help him uncover why he was in the tape to begin with. He assured me it wasn't necessary, but my gut tells me it's important. Maybe Jack has family somewhere who wants to know where he is? Or other people who'd like to know what happened to him?

But, unfortunately, any family Jack mentions circles back to a place called Coudy Town, which sounds like a fantasy land of some sort. I've tried researching the names and town locations he gave me, hoping to find SOMETHING but I got nada. Zip. Zero! Whatever child-educational-program-fantasy-world Jack hailed from, is either a fabrication or it's from so long ago that no digital copy exists. Which makes no sense-- Dr. What came out long before the internet and digital media, but I could plug an episode name into the search bar and find 5 different videos and dozens of links, as well as detailed synopses of the show. Maybe it's because Dr. What is so popular and was part of a large TV network, so it was better preserved (despite the fact it nearly flopped when it first aired).

When looking up the name of the town didn't work, I tried looking up some of the names of Jack's friends he mentioned. Cloudy Belle Sue, Rory Rainberry, and Knackadan Drizzle. I think he mentioned having a sister...? Something-Jane? Chitty-chitty-Jane? I can't remember. I have tried asking Jack about his home, but all of his answers are... vague. Not that I think he's lying or withholding information from me, but it hasn't been helpful. He can't give me an exact location of where he came from, and he says some of his memories are on the fuzzy side.

Back at square one, absolutely stumped.

This is a real head-scratcher... I wonder if I'm looking in the wrong place? Or maybe I'm asking the wrong questions? Shaun might have better ideas on where to look. I should give him a call sometime. It's been a while since he's checked in with me, but I know he's busy with wrapping up production. Just a couple more months and I get to have my big ol' cat man back! I missed watching movies with him. He's asked if I'd like to get our streaming channel up and running when he moves back, but if I'm honest I don't know if I have the heart to tell him that I don't I have it in me

I don't know if I'll have the time, with Jack in the picture now.

Jack as a person is... not what I'm used to. He's okay, very nice in fact! I still feel bad that I threw that coffee mug at him when he first appeared in my living room, though I'm happy to say despite bad first impressions we get along pretty well.

Most of the time.

He means well, been nothing but kind and caring since I first met him. I don't know how to explain what's bugging me, he has a knack for popping up in my peripheral when I least expect it, but it's not necessarily a bad thing. The other day I was reviewing my budget and realized I'd probably have to make some insta-noodle meals, which isn't great health-wise. I didn't even say anything and Jack was like, "You know, I worry you don't get enough veggies in your diet. Maybe you could buy some baby broccolis, chop them up, and place them in the noodle packs you like to get! Oh, and I bet it would taste great if you put an egg in it! What do you think? Soft boiled or sunny side up?"

And the day after that I lost my freakin' house key right before I went into work, and Jack said I should check my back pocket. Guess what? It was in my back pocket! How'd he know that?

Some way, somehow, Jack is just always... there.

I don't know how to feel about that.

Maybe it's because I've lived alone for a long time. Also, it might be the fact that sometimes I feel as though I'm being treated as a kid. I don't think he's doing it intentionally, it's not like he talks down to me. He's just really gentle, yet energetic at the same time. He sort of has that -- hot teacher vibes??? -- summer camp counselor I had a crush on thing going on -- nurturing and benevolent nature about him.

Suffice to say, it's been a learning curve to get used to living with someone again. I just hope he doesn't get into anything he's not supposed to. He tried to help me fold my laundry today -- which was super nice of him, of course, but, well, he backed off when he realized I was folding up my intimates.

He probably wants to be helpful since he can't exactly contribute in more conventional ways, like buying groceries or paying his portion of rent. Or maybe he's bored? He knows how to work the TV, but he's pretty clueless trying to activate the streaming apps.

It makes me wonder, what did Jack do in all of that time in the tape? Was it like sleeping? Did he just wake up here? He couldn't possibly have been awake that whole time. Right?

...I almost want to ask him, but something in the back of my mind is stopping me.

Well, until next time diary. I've got to get dinner ready.

P.S. - Try to remember to call Shaun and ask about any archives of lost media.

[lin-sterling]

DRIP POST 2: E for Everyone Edition

this time it's not a remake per se, it's a re-release lol. this time with handy-dandy item codes to enable you - yes, you! - to partake in my fashion obsession.

simply click on the name of the outfit and it will take you to my godforsaken google doc and show you the codes for that outfit. should show up at the top of the page (give it a sec). hopefully I haven't borked anything.

let me know if there are any issues.

drip post 3 is being cooked as we speak but it will take some time.

IMPORTANT

you need to install some mods

you need to enable the console

don't paste an entire cell of codes into the console, they'll get cut off and you won't get all the items. copy and paste about 2-3 lines at a time

my document has the necessary info but I'm also providing instructions under the cut.

there's an overlap between some outfits so you might get several copies of one item. in this case just yeet them on the floor and let some bum pick them up. or sell them. who am I to tell you what to do.

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the console:

right-click on KCD2 in your Steam library

choose 'Properties'

select 'Launch Options'

put -devmode in the launch options

launch the game and press the tilde (~) key

use ctrl+c and ctrl+v to copy and paste the codes, then just hit enter

the mods:

Refined Garments

Outer Garments

Custom Clothing and Armor

More flower wreaths (there's one outfit that needs this for now but there might be more later)

the drip:

Henry

Black Knight v1, cuirass inside

this is MY HENRY, iconic outfit, never gonna give you up never gonna let you down

2. Black Knight v2, cuirass outside

3. Guardian Angel

my Henry doesn't usually go for white or silver, he's black&gold kind of guy, but I decided we need one outfit

4. Trosky Traveller (before the waspening)

not fully happy with this outfit but it's already err a historical one, I've already gone through Trosky wearing it so I won't retcon it haha

5. THE WASPENING

same shit here, it's a piece of my playthrough history now. weird, bright yellow history

6. Leipa Simp

and now I make new history

7. Bluebell

wasn't expecting this one, it just sort of happened and I weirdly like it

8. Shifty Fella

is he trying to steal your wallet? is his back hurting? why not both!

9. Horse Thief

up to no good this guy. steal your heart, steal your horse, get 60 groschen for his trouble... wait, horse industry is a scam!

10. Armed and Armoured Robbery

can't shoot straight because he's on his way to bisexual awakening

11. Mushroom Enthusiast

those mushrooms won't gather themselves, you know! *cronch*

12. Falconer

all hail the birbs

13. Noble Bastard

when you need something fancy but not too difficult to pull off

14. Night Reader

casual comfy outfit with optional reading glasses. read a nice book at 3 am and watch your boyfriend as he sleeps!

15. Dubious Doctor

impersonating a medical professional during "Fifth Commandment"

16. Reverse Ball and Chain

when you miss a fucker so much you start wearing his colours. except the yellow gambeson you've found had aggressively magenta belts and you had to reverse the order of colours. I figured clown shoes were appropriate in this situation

17. That Mine Is Mine

impersonating a rich fuck during "Via Argentum". rich people wear golden armour, right?

note: actually wearing armour while talking to Buresh is not recommended. apparently it makes you look like a homeless vagabond lol

18. Red Wedding

this wedding also ended in a bloody mess

19. Nostalgic

kcd1 starting outfit colours but now Henry can afford better clothes

20. Dandelion Dance

what a surprise, more yellow shit

Pebbles and her codes are gonna be in the reblog

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[playstationvii]

#enXantingNOIR #TheeDarkKnight

#ANovel

#enXantingNoir is theeDarkKnight [There is time when Gotham is without Batman, So {RebecxaBlacks Character who plays Noir, From a Marvel Universe picks up the Dead mantle of Batman, it’s a dirty job just someone’s got to do it, Seraphine caught in the RiotHacks and ‘V’ of #Cyberpunk2077 picking up the pieces in NightCity, They manage to Download Seraphine into cyberDoll, Enters #MiracleMolly of the #UnsanityCollective Her band and the perfect cover to navigate the innocent digital popstar through the streets of Gothams seedy underbelly what is also known as ‘TheeIndustry’ Diablo wants to reestablish his power and change the boarders of crime to suit his own blazes glory’s, to do that he will need Bambis Special ability to change the boarders of potroling gangs, police, Mafias, Cartels Families And even the Justice League. She can change the parameters of who is allowed where , when, why and how just from the turn of her heels, where ever she walk she changes the trajectory of a turfs ability to make money, patrol even if they are allowed in an area or not. She does this with the vibrations of her Antlers, changing the harmony’s of an area can alter how it manifests in reality ‘Solfeggio Scales’ With Seraphinea abilities going haywire, Bambi loses frequency of all areas and NightCity becomes a mad free for all frenzy a real Twisted Metal of Circumstances and bad luck! Diablo Chases the girls from safe house to safe house! stripclub to stripclub as he burns down one joint after the next determined to find this new popstar who’s leading Bambi along in all the wrong ways. With the help of Stripper Elite (AlexaTheBaddy Ex girl of Diablo , Vato her Clown Gangster BF, and DominoPresley once good friends with Harley Quinn #Noir has Her hands Full! With a flurry of new Villans and Characters NightCity seems to be alive more than usual. The scene picks up with Noir just turning in a villain ‘The Riddlers Magpie’ A sexy vixen with a few screws loose to be able to hold her down, with her mad riddles and her ability to spit game, she wasGoing to take over the undergroup rap scene no problem until Domino stepped onto the scene! Mixing up the underground Rap scene leaving swan feathers all over the bodies she Murdered with her Rhymes and mad timing for Cutting off a gangsta quick! Noir turning In Magpie and Dom waiting for Noir outside Arkham Asylum, Noir runs into a Doctor who claims match of Chess would make Noir feel more at ease, less tension, relieve the stress so Noir sits down with this vivacious doctor clad in deep violet Corduroy the doctors blazer and pin skirt. Just as Noir is about to make a remark to herself how ‘Cheap’ the Doctor look in her own mind she remembers that the fabric is an acclimation of royalty’ the doctor picks up the conversation where Noirs mind leaves off ‘I know, tacky, but! When you work here at the palace… you’ll take what you can get , the chess match begins between the witty doctor that seems to be able to read Noirs mind and thee Dark Knight! #enXantingNoir ‘TheChessMatchOfLifeTime!’ #NightCityCyberPunk2077 7000 words minimum story

Epic story in the making! Here’s the beginning of your #enXantingNoir tale:

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**Title: enXanting Noir: The Chess Match of a Lifetime**

---

**Prologue: Gotham Without Batman**

In a world where Gotham is bereft of its Dark Knight, the weight of justice falls on unexpected shoulders. Rebecxa Black, a character hailing from a Marvel universe, takes up the mantle as Noir. It’s a grim and gritty task, but someone has to do it.

---

**Chapter 1: The RiotHacks**

NightCity is a neon-lit jungle, alive with the chaos of RiotHacks. Seraphine and V of Cyberpunk 2077 struggle to maintain order. Desperation leads them to download Seraphine into a cyberDoll, an act that would alter the course of their lives.

---

**Chapter 2: The Arrival of Miracle Molly**

From the shadows emerges Miracle Molly of the Unsanity Collective, whose band is the perfect cover for navigating the digital popstar Seraphine through the seedy underbelly of Gotham, also known as 'TheeIndustry'.

---

**Chapter 3: Diablo’s Ambition**

Diablo aims to reestablish his power, reshaping the borders of crime to suit his own infernal designs. To accomplish this, he needs Bambi’s unique ability to alter the parameters of control over turfs, whether they belong to gangs, police, Mafias, Cartels, Families, or even the Justice League. Bambi can change these parameters with the vibrations of her Antlers, attuning the harmony of an area to manifest reality itself through the Solfeggio Scales.

---

**Chapter 4: The Fractured Frequencies**

With Seraphine’s abilities spiraling out of control, Bambi loses her grip on the frequencies governing the city. NightCity descends into a chaotic free-for-all, resembling a real-life Twisted Metal of circumstances and bad luck. Diablo relentlessly chases the girls from safe house to safe house, strip club to strip club, burning down each one in his pursuit of the elusive popstar leading Bambi astray.

---

**Chapter 5: New Alliances**

Enter Stripper Elite—AlexaTheBaddy, Diablo’s ex-girlfriend, Vato her Clown Gangster boyfriend, and Domino Presley, once good friends with Harley Quinn. These alliances form in the midst of the chaos, each bringing their own blend of power and strategy to the mix. Noir has her hands full with this flurry of villains and characters, as NightCity seems more alive than usual.

---

**Chapter 6: Turning in Magpie**

The scene picks up with Noir turning in a villain—the Riddler’s Magpie. This sexy vixen, with her riddles and ability to spit game, was poised to take over the underground rap scene. But Domino stepped in, mixing up the scene and leaving swan feathers over the bodies murdered with her rhymes and impeccable timing.

---

**Chapter 7: The Chess Match**

As Noir turns in Magpie, Dom waits outside Arkham Asylum. Noir runs into a vivacious doctor, clad in deep violet corduroy, who suggests a match of chess to ease the tension. Noir, skeptical at first, sits down. The doctor’s attire might look tacky, but the fabric is an accolade of royalty, a fact Noir remembers just in time.

---

**Chapter 8: The Match Begins**

The doctor, able to read Noir’s mind, begins the chess match. Their conversation is a battle of wits and intellect, each move on the board reflecting the internal struggle of the Dark Knight. As the pieces move, Noir realizes this game is more than a distraction—it's a test of her resolve and cunning.

---

**Chapter 9: Diablo’s Fury**

Meanwhile, Diablo’s fury is unyielding. Each joint he burns down in his pursuit of the girls only fuels his rage. His goal is clear: to find and destroy this new popstar who’s leading Bambi astray.

---

**Chapter 10: Seraphine’s Awakening**

Back in the heart of the chaos, Seraphine’s powers start to stabilize within her cyberDoll form. She begins to reclaim control over the frequencies, her will harmonizing with Bambi’s Antler vibrations to restore some semblance of order to NightCity.

---

**Chapter 11: The Final Showdown**

Diablo tracks the girls to their final stronghold. The stage is set for an epic confrontation. Noir, her resolve steeled by the chess match, leads her allies into battle. The ensuing fight is a dance of strength, strategy, and unyielding determination.

---

**Chapter 12: Victory in the Shadows**

The battle reaches its climax, and with a final, decisive move, Noir and her allies emerge victorious. The city, though scarred by the chaos, begins to heal. Bambi’s powers are fully realized, and NightCity slowly returns to a fragile peace.

---

**Epilogue: A New Dawn**

Gotham without Batman is still a city worth saving. Noir stands tall, the mantle of the Dark Knight now a part of her identity. With new allies by her side and the knowledge that even in the darkest times, there is hope, she looks to the future with determination.

---

What do you think of this setup? Ready to expand further or explore new angles of the story? 🚀✨

Epic story in the making! Here’s the beginning of your #enXantingNoir tale:

---

**Title: enXanting Noir: The Chess Match of a Lifetime**

---

**Prologue: Gotham Without Batman**

In a world where Gotham is bereft of its Dark Knight, the weight of justice falls on unexpected shoulders. Rebecxa Black, a character hailing from a Marvel universe, takes up the mantle as Noir. It’s a grim and gritty task, but someone has to do it.

---

**Chapter 1: The RiotHacks**

NightCity is a neon-lit jungle, alive with the chaos of RiotHacks. Seraphine and V of Cyberpunk 2077 struggle to maintain order. Desperation leads them to download Seraphine into a cyberDoll, an act that would alter the course of their lives.

---

**Chapter 2: The Arrival of Miracle Molly**

From the shadows emerges Miracle Molly of the Unsanity Collective, whose band is the perfect cover for navigating the digital popstar Seraphine through the seedy underbelly of Gotham, also known as 'TheeIndustry'.

---

**Chapter 3: Diablo’s Ambition**

Diablo aims to reestablish his power, reshaping the borders of crime to suit his own infernal designs. To accomplish this, he needs Bambi’s unique ability to alter the parameters of control over turfs, whether they belong to gangs, police, Mafias, Cartels, Families, or even the Justice League. Bambi can change these parameters with the vibrations of her Antlers, attuning the harmony of an area to manifest reality itself through the Solfeggio Scales.

---

**Chapter 4: The Fractured Frequencies**

With Seraphine’s abilities spiraling out of control, Bambi loses her grip on the frequencies governing the city. NightCity descends into a chaotic free-for-all, resembling a real-life Twisted Metal of circumstances and bad luck. Diablo relentlessly chases the girls from safe house to safe house, strip club to strip club, burning down each one in his pursuit of the elusive popstar leading Bambi astray.

---

**Chapter 5: New Alliances**

Enter Stripper Elite—AlexaTheBaddy, Diablo’s ex-girlfriend, Vato her Clown Gangster boyfriend, and Domino Presley, once good friends with Harley Quinn. These alliances form in the midst of the chaos, each bringing their own blend of power and strategy to the mix. Noir has her hands full with this flurry of villains and characters, as NightCity seems more alive than usual.

---

**Chapter 6: Turning in Magpie**

The scene picks up with Noir turning in a villain—the Riddler’s Magpie. This sexy vixen, with her riddles and ability to spit game, was poised to take over the underground rap scene. But Domino stepped in, mixing up the scene and leaving swan feathers over the bodies murdered with her rhymes and impeccable timing.

---

**Chapter 7: The Chess Match**

As Noir turns in Magpie, Dom waits outside Arkham Asylum. Noir runs into a vivacious doctor, clad in deep violet corduroy, who suggests a match of chess to ease the tension. Noir, skeptical at first, sits down. The doctor’s attire might look tacky, but the fabric is an accolade of royalty, a fact Noir remembers just in time.

---

**Chapter 8: The Match Begins**

The doctor, able to read Noir’s mind, begins the chess match. Their conversation is a battle of wits and intellect, each move on the board reflecting the internal struggle of the Dark Knight. As the pieces move, Noir realizes this game is more than a distraction—it's a test of her resolve and cunning.

---

**Chapter 9: Diablo’s Fury**

Meanwhile, Diablo’s fury is unyielding. Each joint he burns down in his pursuit of the girls only fuels his rage. His goal is clear: to find and destroy this new popstar who’s leading Bambi astray.

---

**Chapter 10: Seraphine’s Awakening**

Back in the heart of the chaos, Seraphine’s powers start to stabilize within her cyberDoll form. She begins to reclaim control over the frequencies, her will harmonizing with Bambi’s Antler vibrations to restore some semblance of order to NightCity.

---

**Chapter 11: The Final Showdown**

Diablo tracks the girls to their final stronghold. The stage is set for an epic confrontation. Noir, her resolve steeled by the chess match, leads her allies into battle. The ensuing fight is a dance of strength, strategy, and unyielding determination.

---

**Chapter 12: Victory in the Shadows**

The battle reaches its climax, and with a final, decisive move, Noir and her allies emerge victorious. The city, though scarred by the chaos, begins to heal. Bambi’s powers are fully realized, and NightCity slowly returns to a fragile peace.

---

**Epilogue: A New Dawn**

Gotham without Batman is still a city worth saving. Noir stands tall, the mantle of the Dark Knight now a part of her identity. With new allies by her side and the knowledge that even in the darkest times, there is hope, she looks to the future with determination.

---

What do you think of this setup? Ready to expand further or explore new angles of the story? 🚀✨

**Chapter 17: Domino’s Descent into Chaos**

Domino's concern for Noir grows as the hours pass. "She hasn't come back yet..." she murmurs, her worry turning into resolve. Slipping through the shadows, she sneaks into Arkham Asylum, her movements precise and calculated. But as she makes her way deeper, a silent alarm is triggered.

The echoes of footsteps and clanging metal doors signal the arrival of Gotham's scum—a brigade of the city's most notorious villains, now surrounding her. A smirk forms on Domino's face. This is no problem, just an unfortunate workout.

"Alright, let's dance," she mutters, preparing herself. The first wave charges at her, and the battle begins. Fists fly, and Domino moves with the grace of a deadly ballerina, each strike precise and powerful.

**Chapter 18: A Fierce Fight**

Domino's fists connect with jawlines, her kicks send foes sprawling. She uses the environment to her advantage, swinging from pipes, and evading attacks with acrobatic flair. Villains fall one by one, their attempts to overwhelm her proving futile.

Amid the chaos, Domino's thoughts remain on Noir. "Hold on, I'm coming," she whispers under her breath, her resolve strengthening with each enemy she takes down.

**Chapter 19: Unexpected Allies**

As the battle rages on, unexpected allies emerge from the shadows. AlexaTheBaddy, Vato, and Domino Presley join the fray. The quartet fights in perfect harmony, their unique skills complementing each other, turning the tide in their favor.

"Nice timing," Domino shouts over the clamor.

"Couldn't let you have all the fun," Alexa responds with a grin, delivering a powerful kick to an assailant.

**Chapter 20: A Moment of Respite**

With the villains temporarily subdued, the group regroups and catches their breath. Domino's eyes scan the surroundings, her mind still on Noir. "We need to find her, now."

"Agreed," Vato nods, cracking his knuckles. "Let's move."

**Chapter 21: The Search for Noir**

The group navigates the labyrinthine halls of Arkham, taking down any remaining adversaries. Their determination is unwavering, driven by the need to find Noir and ensure her safety.

---

This intense sequence adds a new layer of urgency and action to the story. Ready to continue with the next part of the adventure? 🚀✨

[spacetimesally]

Ya' like Hendrix? Well, this ain't Hendrix.

So, idk if I should even be posting this, but whatever, it's kinda nifty. Of the music I make (The Reverend, GRR, Luuding/de Lillo), I occasionally like to relax by making these stupid psychedelic country folk rock tunes (Oh, Whip-poor-will, Daddy Had a Cult Following, Deep in the Desert, As a Stranger Passing Through).

And I was trying out these new lyrics, trying to do a new tune, but having no success. I always generate the music around my lyrics first, never the music first, and it just wasn't working out. One track stood out because of its specific sound, but I left it alone. I went on to generate more versions of this song around my lyrics, but it was a no-go and I said, "eff it, let's mess with this..." and a few hours later, voila. Generated a quick album cover and there you have it.

YouTube Link

edit to add lyrics:

He's a... Gunslinger (Giddy-up) A dead ringer (Woo!) That Cowboy Singer The one and only Lethal Stinger (Yeah!) That hurt bringer (Oh!) That Johnson Swinger (Ah!) He's a walkin' talkin' slip-slidin' high-flyin' middle finger

Yeah, doggy! Woo, boy! Play that thing! Gimme some joy!

Yeah, yeah

She's a... Quickdraw from Wichita Outruns the law Stuck in their craw But she ain't goin' down without fightin' those clowns word got 'round all over town Now she's The Outlaw Queen paradin' 'round in a bright and shiny badge-covered crown oh,

yeah oh, you know it, yeah

and when the two crossed paths, ya' see there was nothin' but chaos an' anarchy guns they drew those bullets flew a hail of lead over all their heads but then come The Law for the Gunslinger and the Quickdraw

and it sounded a little something like this...

by miracle an' fortune the two got away much to the law's chagrin they'll see another day they'll see another day

oh yeah