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grison-in-space · 4 days ago

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With great affection, not so much. My understanding of svsss is that it's some sort of cdrama? Possibly with wizards? And I am only a simple American postdoc with a pointy dog and a very, very bad case of ADHD. I don't even have long hair, which I understand is a prequisite, and I only wear wizard robes on very special occasions because mine are a truly hideous shade of dark orange.

people today with access to more raw information than any other period: the earth is flat

german artilleryman in 1916, who barely washes his own ass: I need to account for the curvature and rotation of the earth when plotting my firing plans

#if you would like a bit of grison lore however #that whole set of insults was in fact partially inspired by a really bad day where my boss made me cry and go hide in a library #and as I was writing I happened to notice a keychain with Patrick from SpongeBob on it from some student working in the library #my secret to furious insults is that I use them to defuse strong emotion because concocting them forces my brain to think cognitively #paying attention to the specifically pleasing rhythm of the words combined with maximally visceral textures actually helps me calm down #And well #I didn't care about the MRA's feelings about it #so I had fun #My hobby as a writer is very much “conveying complex topics with horrifying analogies that really lodge them permanently in the brain”#“like that or not”#It's why my lazy go to is “peach fucker” because like. Imagine the peach fuzz and the juice drying into stickiness #all contrasted against the horrible unyielding and rough texture of the pit #bad idea. You're imagining it right now aren't you. the kind of monster who would fuck a peach without planning

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