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With great affection, not so much. My understanding of svsss is that it's some sort of cdrama? Possibly with wizards? And I am only a simple American postdoc with a pointy dog and a very, very bad case of ADHD. I don't even have long hair, which I understand is a prequisite, and I only wear wizard robes on very special occasions because mine are a truly hideous shade of dark orange.
people today with access to more raw information than any other period: the earth is flat
german artilleryman in 1916, who barely washes his own ass: I need to account for the curvature and rotation of the earth when plotting my firing plans
#if you would like a bit of grison lore however#that whole set of insults was in fact partially inspired by a really bad day where my boss made me cry and go hide in a library#and as I was writing I happened to notice a keychain with Patrick from SpongeBob on it from some student working in the library#my secret to furious insults is that I use them to defuse strong emotion because concocting them forces my brain to think cognitively#paying attention to the specifically pleasing rhythm of the words combined with maximally visceral textures actually helps me calm down#And well#I didn't care about the MRA's feelings about it#so I had fun#My hobby as a writer is very much “conveying complex topics with horrifying analogies that really lodge them permanently in the brain”#“like that or not”#It's why my lazy go to is “peach fucker” because like. Imagine the peach fuzz and the juice drying into stickiness#all contrasted against the horrible unyielding and rough texture of the pit#bad idea. You're imagining it right now aren't you. the kind of monster who would fuck a peach without planning
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well you see, none of that actually disqualifies you from being shen yuan pre-transmigration! you just haven't isekai'd yet!!!
btw if you're ever interested in checking out the source media of my joke, the show is a donghua (chinese animation) adaptation of a danmei novel recently released in english. jump down the rabbit hole by searching up the svsss tag!
the book:
The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System Ren Zha Fanpai Zijiu Xitong
by Mo Xiang Tong Xiu (MXTX)
https://sevenseasdanmei.com/#sv
the show:
youtube
people today with access to more raw information than any other period: the earth is flat
german artilleryman in 1916, who barely washes his own ass: I need to account for the curvature and rotation of the earth when plotting my firing plans
#my secret to furious insults is that I use them to defuse strong emotion because concocting them forces my brain to think cognitively#It's why my lazy go to is “peach fucker” because like. Imagine the peach fuzz and the juice drying into stickiness#all contrasted against the horrible unyielding and rough texture of the pit#bad idea. You're imagining it right now aren't you. the kind of monster who would fuck a peach without planning#<prev tags#argh. i am. wow that's😐😐😐. truly an excellent insult!!!#svsss#long post#Youtube
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