#alistarthebastard
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ask-a-smiley-face · 5 years ago
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Still up for a fight? Let's wrastle boy, I'm 5'2 of pure fury
*You are vibe-checked by a child with a knife.
*Congratulations, you are now: Dead.
*He will default dance on your lifeless body.
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star-anise · 5 years ago
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Why are you named after a plant?
The real question is, why aren’t you?
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pwnyta · 6 years ago
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I dont got that kinda money... I do got 4 toothpicks though. I use them to clean my keyboard. But you can have them for my order...
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toroshitken · 6 years ago
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@alistarthebastard MOSS BRAIN.
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