#alina ostrova

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... oh, you found one? Nice.

Okay, this should...

Fuckin' finally! There we go.

Welcome to the Mike Addis show. Proudly sponsored by fuckin' nobody.

Actually, it was sponsored by ourselves.

Duh!

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Her Imperial Highness, The Lady Heir, Tsesarevna, and Grand Princess Alina Artemonvna Vasilovskaya, of Varaždin and The Ostrovas

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Wasn't expecting you guys to be back so soon!

Neither were we, to be frank. But jumping at opportunities when they're given is kind of our whole schtick.

... do we have, like, a laptop we could salvage the webcam from...?

Be patient, Mike, I'm trying to- 'm gonna look.

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I do believe there is a way to convince Zhenya and Mike ghosts are real

NUH FUCKING UH! BELIVING IN GHOSTS IS STUPID AND UNLESS ONE DECIDES TO SHOW UP HERE RIGHT NOW IM NOT BELIVING THEM!!

Oh, yeah? Well then, I'll show you. Elise! Like last time!

SHOW THEM--

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Kid? Kid! Блять- Michael! Get over here!

Gh...Ow...Westley, you really should sleep more. Your body feels exhausting! ...Hi, Zhenya. And to the audience...

Hi!! I'm Elise! Ask away!

QUESTION ONE. THE FUCK.

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'anakt garden survivor'??? how the hell are you on earth

Wouldn't you like to know, audienceboy.

You do know where the largest population of humans is, right? It's not like Anakt's on Mars.

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where on earth are you?

Not doxxing myself, thanks. Hey, I heard you shout for me, we good, Alina?

Just look.

... Westley...?

Sorry, Mister Addis. Westley is not inside right now.

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What about Alina? Was she the same as you or...? I assume not, she said something about Anakt before.

Nah, was born in captivity. Escaped at like...What? Fourteen? Fifteen?

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Zhenya! Try and get a ouija board in the hide out! Should be sold at your local toy store!

Hey, hey- Buying things is old-school, we steal things!

Surveying is just fancy word for "find things to steal". Survival of the fittest, duh!

OH YEAH!! STEALING SOMETHING LIKE THAT WOULD BE MUCH COOLER!

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Ey Aline if youre from anakt garden you had any relatives in there?

Well. Duh, y'all killed my brother a few seasons ago. Fun, isn't it? Козлы.

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Hey Alina! Would you mind showing yourself?

What are you, a space cop?

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Who is this Alina person?

Didn't I just- [sigh]...Resistance member. Surveyer. Unofficial tech support. Anakt Garden survivor. Currently trying to find the FUCKING webcam. Blah-blah-blah.

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who's that fourth person with yall?

That's- actually, are you good with being named? I mean, me and the kids are already public figures...

Hm...Well...Eh, к чёрту. Alina here. Resistance member. Surveyor or whatever. Good luck finding me, суки.

Eloquent, ain't she...

Ey!

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been wondering- how is the resistance structured. you mention cells n stuff

The 'resistance' has no structure. It's just multiple groups of people who're fighting for... similar goals, not the same means, I know there's this one nutjob who's using the fact that aliens aren't human as an excuse to murder-

Uh, locally, though, all you really need to know is that my pretty little face is the face of Libertas Pro Terra, and that most everyone else keeps their identities secret for a reason.

Some of us don't give a shit though. Alina.

...[sigh] I'm on wanted posters anyway, dude. Who cares? At least I don't have a ridiculous price placed on my head unlike you or "Westley's auntie" Hyuna, justa few thousands. Not showing them my face though, not feelin' like breaking the camera to turn it 180 degrees.

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is Alina turning the camera for y'all any time one of you speaks

Yeah, I'm the cameraman too. Jack of all trades, baby.

It's not like it's a difficult task or anything.

Заткнись, Mike.

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which ocs belong to who? do you share ownership of any of them?

We tag each post a character answers with the tag of the mod answering for them. But to answer your question,

Nina, Ája and Nastya are Mod Penguin's

Dasha, Roma and Zhenya are Mod Tarot's

Westley, Betty, Elise, Marianne, Kyro, Lisa, Albert Morgenstern (Westley's dad) and Alina Ostrova are Mod Mayya's

Mike Addis and Beaker are Mod Libertas's