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The Queen And Her Knight | Chp: 6

Alicent Hightower x Knight Fem!Reader

Summary: Alicent Hightower against her better judgement, falls in love with her sworn protector. Can she bear to fight her feelings or will she finally just give in?

Wordcount: 2.8k

Pairing: Alicent x Reader

Warnings: mention of SA, fluff, angst, smut (?)

Note: as i added in the warning above there is mention of assault in this. ive added asterisks before the paragraph so u can skip it if u need to but again do not read it if its going to be triggering! take care of urselves pls

initially i had ideas to write actual smut for this chapter but leading up to it didn't really feel organic so i changed my mind

i do have plans for it in the future though pls dont get mad it will come have patience!

anyway i hope u enjoy this one as usual let me know what u think <3

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The council meeting had ended hours ago but the day’s far from over.

You’ve been searching every inch of the castle for the crown Prince but to no avail.

Stepping inside Alicent’s chambers you spot Ser Criston next to her. It seems you had walked in on them mid conversation.

“Whatever you may feel for me, as your Queen.” You catch Alicent whisper to Criston.

Your eyebrows knitted together, what could they have been possibly speaking about that would warrant such a statement?

“I will not fail you.” Criston responds.

A beat passes and they still failed to acknowledge your presence.

You cleared your throat before speaking.

“You asked to see me, Your Grace?”

Alicent turns to look at you, moving to further her distance from the other Knight.

“Yes, Lady y/n.” You catch Alicent let out a relieved sigh and for a moment you wonder if she shared the same sentiment.

That early morning’s events had left you feeling repugnant. Criston always had trouble controlling his impulses but witnessing him kill an innocent man in cold blood was not something you could overlook. He was a man without honor and you did not respect it.

Seeing him in close proximity to the Queen now, you could not help but feel protective. Your hand reflexively resting on the hilt of your sword.

“That will be all Ser Criston, you may go.” Alicent says.

Criston doesn’t move. Instead, he shoots you a hard stare, a look you had no problem reciprocating. You gripped your sword tighter, prepared for the physical challenge if it presented itself.

He forfeits the staring contest to glance at the Queen once more before bowing his head at her. Finally walking out, leaving the two of you alone.

How a man at his age could behave with such pettiness was beyond you.

Alicent walks over to her door quickly shutting it. Making her way back she pulls you into a kiss. The sudden nature of it was followed by a familiar fluttering in your belly as the Queen’s lips moved against yours.

Smiling into the kiss, your hand found her face, holding it tenderly.

“I despise today.” Alicent says after ending the kiss.

Brushing your thumb against her cheek, you spoke.

“I’m afraid I must disappoint you further my Queen. I had no luck locating the Prince.”

“I checked in with Ser Erryk and he only mentioned the Prince might have gone into the city.”

“Erryk? Which one’s that?”

Alicent asks with some asperity and you have to suppress the urge to laugh.

“He’s the Prince’s sworn guard, Alicent.”

“Oh, that’s right– Erryk.” The Queen nods, walking away from you.

“Just as well, I have already sent Ser Criston to search for Aegon in the city. I only hope he will have better luck.”

You attempt to hide your disapproval at that but your face betrays you.

Alicent notices before you manage to school your expression.

“What is it?” The Queen questions as she takes a seat at her table.

“After this morning’s theatrics I can’t help but doubt his competence.” You answer after a beat.

Alicent furrows her eyebrows.

“Yes, Ser Criston has always been..” The Queen pauses as if trying to find the right words.

“Passionate.”

She finally says.

That left you feeling even more unsettled. Her answer provided no reassurance.

You stepped forward kneeling down in front of Alicent, your hands on the armrests of her chair.

“Should I be worried?”

Her eyes met yours, gaze softened with adoration. You watched as her eyes flitted to your lips before answering.

“He has never laid a hand on me, my love.” Alicent says.

You scan her face for a moment, trying to catch any trace of dishonesty. You knew how good she was at deceiving others when it came to her emotions but you had gotten even better at seeing through it.

“Okay.” You said once satisfied that she was telling you the truth.

“But I swear if he ever tries to hurt you he will not be returning to Dorne in one piec–”

Alicent cuts you off by planting a quick kiss on your lips. Earning a smile from you. Your heart feeling like it could burst for the amount of love you felt for your Queen.

Your fingers getting lost in her hair, you quickly pulled her in for a real kiss. You moved to deepen it right away, tongue grazing her bottom lip and Alicent's mouth opens wider in response. The Queen lets out a whimper against your lips as she pulls you closer by your collar, making it difficult for you to think clearly.

Your hands moved to grip her waist. Tilting your head, you left a trail of kisses starting from her jaw, and then her neck.

Alicent’s chest is heaving as you pulled down her dress slightly to place an open mouthed kiss against her collar bone. Moving further down, you planted another at the swell of her breast.

The Queen’s hand finds the back of your neck before moving to grip your hair, she tugs at it forcing you to lift your head.

“Wait–” She says in between pants.

Alicent’s darkened gaze further igniting your desire for her.

Placing her hands on your shoulders she shoves you lightly before sitting upright.

“You have many talents y/n and distracting me is evidently one of them.”

She states and a smirk forms on your lips.

“Well you flatter me, Your Grace.” You quipped, smirk growing into a broad smile.

Alicent rolls her eyes at you before looking away to hide her own grin. Your heart swells at the sight.

“Will you please escort me to the Tower Of The Hand? I have to speak to my father.” Alicent says before standing up, compelling you to do the same.

The air between the both of you still thick. You are admittedly having trouble shaking off the intense make out session that was just abruptly ended moments ago.

Alicent must have noticed as she tugs at the hem of your breeches causing your face to be inches away from hers again, she kisses you deeply.

“Let us have supper tonight? Once the matter with Aegon is settled.” She whispers against your lips.

“I would love to.”

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Walking through Maegor’s Holdfast, you had intentions to visit Prince Aegon as you had not seen him since before he disappeared.

You had the desire to make sure he was prepared for his coronation tomorrow and perhaps talk him out of any plots he might have of escaping again.

Walking past a group of handmaidens you gave them a warm smile before bowing at them politely. Soon you spotted the Lord Hand in the distance speaking to somebody just out of your range of vision, they were hidden behind a pillar.

It wasn’t unusual for you come across Otto of course but his hushed tone is what made you feel inclined to stop and eavesdrop.

“I noticed you have spent many hours with the Queen as of late, Lord Larys.”

“There is no reason those hours could not in the end benefit you.”

Hearing the tail end of that conversation was enough to make you physically recoil.

What in the seven hells was he implying?

You weren’t allowed much time to ruminate as the Hand quickly spots you.

Resuming your walk to Aegon’s chambers you pretended to have not overheard their talk.

Larys throwing you a smile as he passes you, his attempt at gallantry merely causes the hair on the back of your neck to stand up.

“My Lord Hand.”

You bowed your head in respect to quickly acknowledge Otto but he stops you in your tracks again by harshly grabbing your arm.

You had no choice but to listen to what he had to say.

“The Prince needs his rest my Lady, he will not welcome any vistors.”

Otto states and you feel anger creeping up on you quickly. Forcing your lips into a cold smile before responding to him.

“Did the Prince himself, say that my Lord? Or are you merely speaking for him?”

Otto doesn’t respond instead he stares at you in a way that suggested his word was final.

The day has been challenging enough and you did not wish to add to the burden.

Bowing your head again you turn around to take your leave. You settled at the prospect of visiting Aegon early on the morrow.

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Alicent sighed as she shut the door to her chambers. Immediately dragging her feet to the flagon of wine, pouring herself a cup.

Truth be told she was more than ready to get into bed and fall into a slumber, but the supper with you was one thing she had been looking forward to since you left her side.

She hears the door open and is glad to be greeted by your presence but an unwanted voice calls out to her instead.

“Your Grace.”

“The hour is late, Lord Larys.” Alicent doesn’t attempt to mask her exasperation.

“I only desired to share a conversation I had with the Lord Hand early today, Your Grace.”

“As you were the topic of said conversation I feel it would not be fair to keep it from you.”

Alicent’s swallows the lump in her throat.

Lord Larys’ presence may often be a discomfort to her but as far as she knows he had always told her the truth.

“Go on my Lord, what did my father have to say?”

Alicent doesn’t bother facing him, instead she lifts the cup to her lips, taking a large swig of wine.

“There was a mention of your shortage of allies as of late, Your Grace.” Larys starts.

“I simply put myself forward as a remedy to that.”

Alicent felt sick.

Larys was speaking in riddles but she understood him well enough.

“As of tomorrow the realm will be officially divided, you will need as many on your side as possible.”

“As Lord of Harrenhal I can assist in ensuring that you will always have somebody by your side.”

Larys steps closer and any effort Alicent has made to move away did not work.

She felt paralysed.

“You must get so lonely.” He reaches out brushing a strand of hair out of Alicent’s face.

She could not move but she mustered just enough to speak.

“You cross a line Lord Strong. How dare you lay a hand on your Queen.”

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You made your way over to Alicent’s chambers later than usual as you had spent some of the day with Prince Aemond. You could always count on him to make you to lose track of time.

Nearing the Queen’s room you had noticed her door had been left slightly ajar but Ser Criston was nowhere to be seen. Either he left his post to find a chamber pot or he is in the room with her, again.

**

Pushing the door open, you stepped inside. The sight you are met with makes your blood run cold.

Larys had Alicent pinned on the ground, you watched as she squirmed underneath him trying to fight her way out of his hold.

You unsheathed your sword storming up to him. You roughly grabbed the back of his shirt, successfully pulling him off her with one harsh tug.

He falls backwards onto the ground, a look on his face that only made you grow hot with fury. He had the audacity to look shocked at your interference.

“Have you lost your mind?!” You shouted.

Larys attempted to sit up but you pressed the tip of your sword directly into his neck, drawing blood.

He winces at the pain and it only urged you to push further.

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“Have you any last words before I remove your head? You miserable fuck.” You were trembling with anger.

“Wait y/n. You can’t– don’t kill him.”

Alicent says in between sobs, her voice barely audible.

You glanced at the Queen not making any moves to remove your sword. Still intent on taking the man’s life that assaulted her.

Alicent knew you too well to mince words with you in this moment.

“Spare him. I command it.”

You removed the steel from his neck, sheathing your sword at once.

As much as you hated it Alicent was right, the Lord of Harrenhal murdered in the Queen’s chambers the night before Aegon’s coronation would look very bad.

“What do you suppose I do with him instead, Your Grace?”

Alicent opens her mouth to answer but she is interrupted by Ser Criston walking in, rushing over to the scene.

Making eye contact with him, your fist moved quicker than your mind could comprehend.

You punched him in the face.

Criston stumbles back holding his face in shock.

“Why did you let him in?” You asked through gritted teeth, your hand gripping the collar of his shirt.

“I-” He stutters, failing to answer and you roll your eyes.

Hand still gripping his shirt you pulled him closer to speak directly into his ear.

“Lord Larys had just tried to assault the Queen. You make sure he rots in a cell until the end of his days.”

Criston nods, harshly grabbing Larys to force him on his feet practically dragging him out of the Queen’s chambers.

Somewhere during your confrontation with Criston, Alicent had began sobbing again. Now that the two of you were alone she still has not stopped.

You knelt down, hand instinctively on Alicent’s back you were weary of touching her too much. Unsure if she even wanted you to.

“I’m so sorry Alicent.” You say and she immediately turns to pull you into a hug.

For several minutes you held the Queen in your arms as she sobbed in your chest.

After her crying subsided Alicent remained resting her head against your shoulder with your arms around her. The Queen makes no effort to move to her bed so you decide to help her.

“Come my love let’s get you to bed.”

Alicent doesn’t respond for a moment but eventually she nods before standing up. You swiftly lifted her in your arms before she could walk, the Queen lets out yelp in surprise.

Carrying her to bed bridal style, adorably you caught a faint blush forming on Alicent’s cheeks but decide not to comment on it.

Setting Alicent down in her bed gently you carefully draped the covers over her.

“Do you want me to stay?”

The answer was obvious by the way Alicent was gripping your arm but you felt it important to ask before climbing into bed with her after the night she’s had.

“Please.” Alicent nods, pulling you closer she shuffles to the other side allowing you space to lay in her bed.

Putting out the candle on your side of the bed you reached over to do the same to her side but Alicent surprises you by crashing her lips against yours.

Expecting it to be a quick kiss, you reciprocated. You attempted to pull away but Alicent stills your movement by placing a hand on the back of your neck.

“Please just keep kissing me. I want to feel you.” Alicent’s breath against your lips.

You leaned in, kissing her properly this time. Your hand that remained firmly against her jaw she quickly guided to her waist.

You kiss her deeply, still cautious but tender. Alicent moves her hand underneath your shirt running her palm across your bare stomach. No doubt she can feel your goose bumps forming at her touch.

Disconnecting the kiss to speak, you leaned back to look at her.

“My love, are you sure?”

Alicent nods, her other hand moving to the back of your neck once again. Pulling you close.

“I need to feel you.” She repeats.

Alicent need not ask again, you understood what she was saying.

Moving fully under the covers, you settled your hips in between Alicent’s legs as you placed feather light kisses on her cheek down to her neck, chest and everywhere else she allowed.

Erasing any trace of Larys there may be left on her skin.

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“I want to make you Lord Commander of the Kingsguard.”

Alicent blurts out into a silent dark room and you let out a huff in amusement.

“Alicent, you must try and sleep.”

You moved your hand along her back soothingly, you’d truthfully been drifting off yourself before she spoken.

“I’m being serious.” She says firmly.

“As am I. You are going to be exhausted come the morrow.” You matched her tone.

“You do not accept?” Alicent lifts her head to look at you.

“Your Grace, I am hardly competent enough to lead.”

“You would make a better leader than Ser Criston.” Alicent remarks, her hand moving to rest on your chest.

“That much we know for certain.” You mutter.

“Will you sleep on it? Give me an answer on the morrow.”

You nod, arguing with your Queen no further.

Alicent seemed content at that, moving closer she lifts your arm to drape it around herself. Head resting against your shoulder as she finally drifted off to sleep.

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do tell us about the star wars au i love hearing about it please !!!!!!

moon!! (cannot remember what ive said about this au on here so sorry if i repeat)

ive done a 360 with this one it is now rosekiler-marylily-jegulus au which follows their three storylines and how they all intertwine.

basically voldemort is the big baddy and him and his death eaters (they're basically the empire/sith for my star wars watchers) are trying to exterminate certain races around the galaxy to make it pure, and essentially take over and rule the whole universe type thing (each of the sacred 28 (excluding evans famil) are rulers or trying to be over certain areas of the galaxy. merge of the star wars/harry potter storyline. and The Order are the group of people trying to stop them (basically the republic), run by Lily Evans. they foil as many of voldemorts plans as they can and go to other planets/kingdoms to ask for help in the fight and recruit people for The Order.

and then we have bounty hunters which are basically the same as in star wars, morally ambiguous people who do jobs for whoever, they're undecided in the war but will typically do jobs for the Death Eaters.

so the members of the order: lily, james, sirius, remus, peter, frank, marlene, alice,

member of the bounty hunters: regulus, barty, dorcas (other more ambiguous but typically evil characters like dolohov)

and THEN we have our other characters: evan (king/senator of naboo, he's such a badass, based of padme, I'm in love with him), mary (ruler of her planet, later revealed story line), pandora (member of marys planet).

i would so happily do a ship storyline ted talk but this post is. long. love u moon.

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If I have to be honest, I think the most evil character we've seen on murder drones is Alice. Think about it, all the other baddies do their killings rather quickly. Doll killed her classmates in a matter of seconds, as did solver Uzi. Even the AS itself killed everyone on Earth instantly.

Alice, on the other hand, made it very clear that she was going to make Uzi suffer a very slow painful death. I'm pretty sure if Uzi didn't overload the door controls, N and Tessa probably would've kicked the bucket, and then I think Alice would've done something awful to Uzi, such as ripping her open like Beau did to N, but keeping her alive and forcing her to watch as Alice painfully pulled her piece from piece. I bet If Alice wanted, she would've made it last for hours. Not only that, but V would just be on the other side of the curtain, being forced to listen to the noises and likely Uzi's cries of pain and Alice's maniacal laughter at Uzi's pain. As if V doesn't have enough traumatizing memories as is.

This is why I think that Alice is by far the most evil drone we've encountered.

oh my god dude hello??? (gn) the way u word it makes everything seem so much worse??? And scarier??? /pos

Also I feel like this perfectly captures what could’ve happened if N and Tessa did die because of the sentinels. Though I’m kinda between Nori and Alice, we still don’t know the horrible things that Nori has done, and Alice makes it seem like she’s worse than what words make it out to be. Like leaving someone to die? We don’t know her full story. Which I’m HOPING we get some more insight on her in the next episode.

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I don’t remember if 🐠 has an tumblr, but dude Alice is so good looking, like she’s so fine. Bots are definitely on my list, and the women are so much better looking than men are, like especially in twilight, I didn’t pay all that much attention to the story though.

- 👁

LMFAOAOA SO REAL OF U alice is such a baddie love her </3 might need to watch twilight simply for the women

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5. Mamamoo - 1,2,3 Eoi!

6. Blackpink - Pink Venom

7. (G)I-DLE - Nxde

8. Twice - Talk That Talk

9. Le Sserafim - Antifragile

10. IVE - After LIKE

11. Billlie - RING ma Bell (what a wonderful world)

12. StayC - Beautiful Monster

13. Weeekly - Love

14. NewJeans - Cookie

15. aespa - Girls

16. EXID - Fire

17. Itzy - Boys Like You

18. SNSD - Forever 1

19. Alice - Dance On

20. Red Velvet x aespa - Beautiful Christmas

Honorable Mentions :

NewJeans - Ditto

Itzy - Sneakers

BOY GROUP

1. P1Harmony - Back Down

2. N.Flying - I Like You

3. P1Harmony - Doom Du Doom

4. Onewe - Still Here

5. Oneus - Same Scent

6. Ateez - Halazia

7. SF9 - Scream

8. NCT 127 - 2 Baddies

9. Ateez - Guerilla

10. Tan - Walking on the Moon

11. The Rose - Childhood

12. WayV - Phantom

13. StayKids - Case143

14. Treasure - Hello

15. Seventeen - Cheers

16. Winner - I Love U

17. CIX - 458

18. Up10tion - What If Love

19. Tan - Beautiful LIE

20. Xdinary Heroes - Test Me

Honorable Mentions :

The Rose - Sour

Kingdom - Long Live The King

Xdinary Heroes - Strawberry Cake

[twiceasmanysunbeams]

ah yes, the original rc incel

WHO TOLD YOU TO DO THAT??? entitled men are so 🤮🤮🤮. i laughed when he died sorry dino

[gxrlcinema]

I didn't wanna seem annoying but you reassuring me that I can send as many asks as I want got me here again- 🤧✋ I love u

so I want to request playlists again because I love music :) so i would like one for:

Rebekah Mikaelson my girl

Davina Claire because she's a baddie

Marcel Gerard because he IS the kind and that's on period

Stefan Salvatore because he is the loml

Hayley Marshall because she is iconic

THANK U SM AND I'M SORRY IF IT'S TOO MUCH WNDKENKD❤️

Okay, this is a big one folks so I’m putting it under the cut.

REBEKAH MIKAELSON

Another Girl - Wild Belle 

New Orleans - Jillian Steele

Woman Like Me - Little Mix

Liability - Lorde

Rebekah - Jack Vallier

DAVINA CLAIRE

A Little Wicked - Valerie Broussard 

Achilles Come Down - Gang of Youths

Queen - Sizzy Rocket (original song by Perfume Genius)

willow (moonlit witch version) - Taylor Swift

Free - Broods

MARCEL GERARD

How You Like Me Now - The Heavy 

New Orleans - BROCKHAMPTON

No Sugar In My Coffee - Caught A Ghost

Sinnerman - Nina Simone

Nina Cried Power (feat. Mavis Staples) - Hozier

STEFAN SALVATORE

Alter Ego - KALEO

Hellfire - Barns Courtney

Sedated - Hozier

SLOW DANCING IN THE DARK - Joji

Tonight - Joshua Hyslop

HAYLEY MARSHALL-KENNER

Boys Wanna Be Her - Peaches

No Roots - Alice Merton

Hold Me Down - Halsey

Smokestacks - Layla

Wolf (Bonus Track) - First Aid Kit

shoutout to @mikaelsonsdeservedbetter for helping me with this! thanks for the request, love.

[claymoresword]

The Queen And Her Knight | Chp: 5

Alicent Hightower x Knight Fem!Reader

Summary: Alicent Hightower against her better judgement, falls in love with her sworn protector. Can she bear to fight her feelings or will she finally just give in?

Pairing: Alicent x Reader

Wordcount: 3.2k

Warnings: angst, fluff, unconditional love is the only thing alicent needs and y/n provides exactly that!

Note: this one is basically just set up for the next one but i wanted to add in as much fluff as i possibly could before things really start to pick up next chapter!

i just wanna say thank u so much for all the love shown on this story so far it really means a lot and motivates me to keep it going :)

anyway that's it, i hope you enjoy this one as much as i enjoyed writing it!

taglist: @blackbirdv98 @flaiire1805 @alicentfangirl @memarrymilf @thegayassbit-ch @pandoraboxofgay @vantestark @babylesbean06 @lelleel @hauntedfictionland @livinginafantasysposts @baddie-on-a-mission-xx @katieask @alanatabalno12 @slytherin-sun @eclosionducharme @evolutionsglory @darthtargnister @jayreadingforfun314 @dxrewclf @rozmrazaradelfinow

not my gif!

"You need to be rested for tomorrow Your Grace, please try to get some sleep."

You have been sat on Alicent's bed, exhaustively trying to convince her to find rest. Since sending Talya away the Queen has not spoken a word.

"Alicent." You try once more but still she doesn't respond.

You were beginning to wonder if she could even hear you.

You stand up, making your way over. Alicent doesn't stop pacing until you are stood directly in front of her.

She finally looks up, meeting your gaze and you release the breath you weren't even aware you were holding.

Reaching forward, you removed her hand from her mouth. The Queen's nails raw and bloody as she'd been gnawing at it endlessly. Her eyes red and puffy, it pained you to witness her in this state.

Alicent has never looked so fragile.

You slowly lift her hand to your mouth, placing a tender kiss against her cuticles. You only wish she would stop hurting herself.

The Queen closes her eyes, visibly relaxing. You take it as a sign to further your efforts. Leaning in, you place a gentle kiss against her eyelid.

Alicent has a bigger reaction to this. Immediately wrapping her arms around you, she nuzzles her face into your shoulder.

You are content with holding her silently. Alicent doesn't say anything and you don't expect her to.

She is grieving her husband, the father of her children. All you can do right now is support her in any way you could.

"Come to bed my love, you must rest." You try again.

Alicent lifts her head off your shoulder.

She doesn't make any effort to walk to the bed with you but finally, she speaks.

"The King.. on his deathbed–"

"He told me he wishes for Aegon to be crowned King."

It was your turn to be at a lost for words.

Staring at Alicent for a moment you fail to conjure a response. Your silence seemed to worsened her anxiety as she snaps at you.

“Y/n, say something-” Agitation prevalent in the Queen’s tone.

“But he named Princess Rhaenyra his heir.”

You stated the obvious, still incapable of finding the right words.

What Alicent’s suggesting is the usurpation of an anointed heir. Stripping away the Princess’ birthright will be catastrophic.

It will mean war.

“He did, but he changed his mind. He expressed the words to me himself.”

“It was his final wish, I must honour it.”

If it weren’t for the faint tremble in her voice you would’ve been fooled by the Queen’s feigned conviction.

You shake your head as you spoke.

“Alicent-”

Not getting the opportunity to speak what was on your mind, she interrupts you. Predicting exactly what you were about to say.

“Then what would you have me do instead?” She raises her voice.

“Are you expecting me to be deceitful?”

You folded your arms, taking a moment to come up with a sound response.

“Okay. When the Prince Aegon is crowned, What then? The Princess of Dragonstone will not take this lightly Alicent. What you are proposing is war.”

Alicent breaks your gaze her face now in her hands.

She looks exhausted.

You move to embrace her once more and she allows you.

“It isn’t fair, this should not be on you.”

The Queen is crying again and you only hold her tighter.

Once again Alicent is left to pick up the pieces.

The King married Alicent when she was a child. She was then forced to bear his children and raise them by herself, and now this.

You felt a rage overcome you.

Letting Alicent go you walked away from her. Facing out the window you attempt to collect yourself.

“If I deliver this news to the council I would be dividing the realm.”

Alicent’s voice is still shaking, if only the feeling of you holding her could solve all of her problems.

You shake your head again.

“No, King Viserys divided the realm when he decided to name the Princess his heir.”

Venom in your tone at the mention of his name.

A beat passes of complete silence from Alicent and it’s only then you realise what you have just said.

“I am sorry Your Grace, I have spoken out of turn.”

The Queen doesn’t give you a reaction and for a moment you wonder if you had gone a step too far with your words.

“You have.” Alicent asserts but there is no harshness to her words.

“But you are also right.”

The Queen sighs. She moves her fingers to her mouth again but quickly stops herself.

You held your hand out, offering her it to hold. She takes your hand in hers gladly, intertwining your fingers.

You guide her to the bed and she relents, sitting on the edge she’s now moved her hand to grip your arm, drawing small circles against it with her fingers anxiously.

“What do you think I should do? Answer honestly.” She looks at you expectantly.

“Truthfully, I believe it matters not what you do, Your Grace.”

You catch Alicent wince slightly before placing your hand over hers.

“If I may speak freely?” Alicent nods and you elaborate.

“I believe the Lord Hand will plot to install your son as King either way, Alicent.”

“It matters not what you do.” You repeat.

Alicent stares at you for a moment before letting out a defeated laugh.

You only feel more sad for her.

Alicent rests her head on your shoulder, she intertwines your fingers again.

“You are entirely right. I suppose there is no use dwelling over the inevitable.”

You nod.

“This is a fairly distressing reality to be faced with, Your Grace. If there was any way for me to lessen your burden I would do so in a heartbeat.”

Alicent lifts her head to look into your eyes.

A faint smile on her lips, her hand now cupping your cheek as she guides your face closer, kissing you passionately.

The Queen’s hand moves to rest on your chest after your lips left hers.

“My knight in shining armor.” She whispers.

In any other situation you would’ve taken her words as mockery but in this moment, you knew Alicent was being entirely serious.

You matched her longing gaze, not fighting the smile threatening to form on your lips.

Shuffling backwards you held onto Alicent’s hand as you pulled her into bed with you.

She doesn’t fight it this time.

Situating yourself against the pillows Alicent wastes no time in snuggling into you, her head now resting against your chest. Your hand moves to stroke her back soothingly.

A few moments pass and you wonder if the Queen has drifted off.

Testing your luck, you spoke.

“I don’t believe the Princess would be a just ruler with Daemon as her council.”

Maybe you were justifying only to make Alicent feel better, but there was still truth to what you said.

The Rogue Prince valued cruelty above all.

Alicent’s still awake. She responds quickly.

“So you feel Aegon should be King?”

“No.” You admit simply.

Alicent let out a chuckle at that.

“In truth, I have no faith in the young Prince.”

Alicent hums in understanding and you are genuinely surprised.

“I do not think Aegon himself has any faith in Aegon.”

Alicent quips and it was your turn to laugh.

“I don’t believe in him Alicent but I do believe in you.”

The Queen sits up to give you a warning look but you continue anyway.

“You should sit the Iron Throne.” You state bravely.

Alicent was quick to place her hand over your mouth.

“Don’t jest.” She scolds.

“I do not mock you, My Queen.” You say pulling her hand away.

“Speak no more of it y/n, I’m serious. One could mistake your words for treason. It is not my desire to see your head on a spike.”

You remained silent and Alicent takes that as a sign that you were done speaking on the matter. She resumes her previous position, wrapping her arm around you.

“With your guidance, Aegon might just make a good ruler.” You reassure.

“Your belief in me moves me deeply, my love.” Alicent says you feel her pull you closer.

“I will send terms to Rhaenyra in the morrow and pray that she sees reason.”

The Queen breathes out, before slowly drifting off into a much needed slumber.

══════════════════════════════════════════════

You were stood guard by the door, listening in on the dreaded small council meeting.

Maybe it was the fact that the sun has not fully come up yet, but there was an eeriness looming over this morning and it makes you uneasy.

“What was so important that it could not wait another hour?” Tyland says, taking his seat at the table.

He’s met with a stony silence.

“Was Dorne invaded?” He jests and you grimace.

His sheer inability to read a room was astounding.

More silence before the Hand finally speaks.

“The King is dead.”

Ser Tyland slumps back into his seat, his grin quickly dissipates as if it were never there to begin with.

Another chill goes down your spine.

You watched as Alicent puts her face in her hands, she had managed to get a few hours of sleep but it was hardly enough rest for something as demanding as today.

“We grieve for Viserys the peaceful, our sovereign. Our friend.” Otto says and you detect a real sadness behind his words.

For a moment you wonder if he actually did possess the capacity to care for another but he didn’t leave you much room to ponder as he speaks again.

“With his last breath, he impressed upon the Queen his final wish. That his son, Prince Aegon should succeed him as Lord of The Seven Kingdoms.” The Hand says and Alicent looks petrified.

“Then we must proceed now with the full assurance of his blessing on our long laid plans.” Ser Tyland states after a long silence.

You scoffed, not caring that everyone else could hear you.

You so badly wanted to be wrong about the Hand.

Not only has he been plotting Aegon’s succession behind the Queen’s back he was now hiding behind her word. Acting as if it was not all apart of his plan to begin with.

He is truly a cunt.

“Yes, there is much to be done as we’ve previously discussed.” Otto states.

Alicent stares at you bewildered.

Eventhough she knew you were right, she naturally expected more from her own father.

You merely shake you head apologetically, breaking her gaze. You could not bear to watch her right now.

“Now, there are two among the captains of the city watch that remain loyal to Daemon let us replace them.” Otto states with such ease, taking his seat the table.

“Lord Lannister?”

“The treasury is well in hand. The gold will be divided for safe keeping.” Tyland reassures.

“Am I to understand that members of the small council has been planning secretly to install my son without me?” Alicent finally speaks, her voice sounded so frail.

All you could feel was pure disdain towards the men surrounding her today.

“My Queen there was no need to sully you with darkling schemes.” Lord Jasper explains.

Alicent did not appreciate his condescension and neither did you.

“I will not have this. To hear that you are plotting to replace the King’s chose heir with an imposter!” Lord Beesbury protests and you honestly could not find it in yourself to blame him.

“His firstborn son is hardly an imposter.”

“Hundreds of Lords and landed Knights swore fealty to the Princess.”

“That was some 20 years ago. Most of them now dead.” Tyland interjects again.

“You heard the Lord Hand, plot or no the King changed his mind.”

Lord Beesbury was not backing down.

“I am 6 and 70 years old. I have known Viserys longer than any who sit at this table. And I will not believe that he said this on his deathbed, alone, with only the boys mother as a witness.”

You instinctively placed your hand on the hilt of your sword. You watch as Ser Criston steps forward as well.

“This is seizure! It is theft! This is treason!”

“That is quite enough Lord Beesbury.” You warned, stepping forward.

What he is accusing Alicent of, you could not merely stand by and listen. Especially after seeing the look on her face.

“The King was well last night, by all accounts.”

Beesbury states confidently and you failed to suppress the sardonic chuckle that escapes your lips.

The King's health was deteriorating rapidly for all to see. You did not understand the insistence to deny this.

“Which of you here can swear that he died of his own accord?”

Beesbury accuses and you interpose quickly. You understood his anger but to accuse the Queen of such slanders is an act of treason in itself.

“You have said enough, my Lord.” You warned him again.

“Exactly which of us are you accusing of regicide, Lord Beesbury?”

You move to guide the man back to his seat but Ser Criston beats you to it.

“Sit down!” Criston forcefully pushes Lord Beesbury back down in his seat, resulting in his head hitting the marble on the table harshly. You watched as everyone winced, blood now pooling by his head.

Lord Beesbury is dead.

“Ser Criston–” Alicent gasps, her hand over her mouth.

Swiftly stepping in between him and the Queen, you couldn’t believe you had to now protect her from a sworn Knight of the Kingsguard.

The Lord Commander unsheathes his sword pointing it at Criston.

“Remove your cloak and throw down your sword Ser Criston.”

Criston moves to grab his own sword but you unsheathe yours quickly before he got the chance, pointing it directly at his neck. You walk him backwards away from the table, far from the Queen.

“You forget yourself Cole. That is the Lord Commander, and I am the Queen’s sworn protector.”

You challenge and watched as his face contorted in anger.

“I will not suffer insults to her Grace the Queen.”

You grimaced.

Something about his tone did not sit right with you. He was behaving as if Alicent was his to protect, to own.

“There was no insult to me Ser Criston.”

Alicent chimes in, but you do not break Criston’s heated stare.

“Put away your blade y/n, please.”

Alicent pleads, not using your title. A slight that didn’t go unnoticed.

In that moment she was speaking to you as someone who loved her, not as her sworn Knight.

You obey, sheathing your sword. Although, Criston does not make any effort to remove himself.

The council immediately goes back to discussing their business. Grand Maester Orwyle suggested removing the body but the Lord Hand was quick to dismiss him.

“What of Rhaenyra?” Alicent interrupts.

Otto stares at her for a moment and the odd glimmer in his eye almost makes you shiver.

“The former heir cannot ofcourse, be allowed to remain free and draw support to her claim.”

“You mean to imprison her.”

“She and her family will be given the opportunity to publicly swear obeisance to the new King.”

Alicent scoffs, her black smile mirroring your own.

“She will never bend the knee. Nor will Daemon, which you know.”

Only silence from the Hand so Alicent answers for him.

“You plan to kill them.”

The Lord Commander glances at you in shock.

You look away, humiliated by the decisions made by the council eventhough you had no part in it.

“And all here exceed to this?”

“Your father is correct Your Grace, a living challenger invites battle and bloodshed.” Orwyle chimes in.

“It is unsavory, yes. But a sacrifice we must make to secure Aegon’s succession.”

You scoff again. The Lord Hand perpetually hiding behind his righteousness.

“Then there is Daemon to consider– The King wouldn’t wish for any unsavory–”

“But the King did not wish for the murder of his daughter! He loved her I will not have you deny this.”

Alicent raises her voice and you are glad she is standing up to her father. However, some part of you wonders why it was only the notion of Rhaenyra being harmed that finally urged her to do so.

“And yet–”

“One more word and I will have you removed from this chamber and sent to the wall!” Alicent slams her hand against the table, swiftly putting Lord Jasper in his place.

“What do you suggest, Your Grace?” Lord Lannister asks.

“Time is of the essence.”

Alicent fails to respond.

“Lord Commander Westerling, take your Knights to Dragonstone. Be quick and be clean.”

Otto orders and the Lord Commander glances at you once more before tearing off his cloak.

“I am the Lord Commander of the Kingsguard. I recognise no authority but the King’s. And until there is one– I have no place here.”

With that, Westerling walks out of the chamber. Leaving Ser Criston and you alone with the council.

A smug look on Criston’s face and you suddenly felt the urge to punch him.

“There is no need for brute force. Let us send terms to Rhaenyra and hope that she sees reason.”

Alicent says and Otto nods in agreement.

“Then that matter is settled.” ══════════════════════════════════════════════

You were sat across Princess Helaena in her chambers. Alicent had requested you spoke to her about the King's passing when she attempted moments ago and failed.

Helaena paid you no mind at first, but eventually she speaks.

“It is our fate I think to crave what is given to another. If one possesses a thing, the other will take it away.”

Heleana’s profound intelligence never failed to astonish you.

“You are right, Princess.”

Helaena says nothing else so you break the silence.

“I must extend my apology, Princess.”

Helaena looks up at you, with the same kindness and understanding you’ve seen many times. One that never seemed to leave her eyes.

“Whatever for?”

“Since being back in King’s Landing I have failed to make an effort to visit you.” You say sheepishly.

The Princess smiles as she shakes her head. Turning her attention back to her sewing before she responds.

“No need for apologies lady y/n, I’m sure you have been very busy with more important things. Your absence has not offended me I assure you.” Helaena says, quickly dismissing the matter.

You breathed in deeply, mustering the courage to state your true business.

“I regret to dampen your mood Princess but I relay an important message from your mother.” Helaena nods wordlessly, glancing at you for only a moment.

“The King– Your father, he passed last night. I’m very sorry Princess.”

You brace yourself for tears but they don’t come.

“Oh.” The Princess says, no longer looking up at you.

You felt inclined to reach out to her. Sitting next to the Princess you take her hand in yours, forcing her to meet your gaze.

“Will you be alright, truly?”

Helaena gives you a warm smile as she nodded.

Truth be told she almost seemed amused.

“Father held no affection for me, y/n. Nor I him. I will be fine.” Helaena admits blandly and you nod in understanding.

You could see where the Princess’ apathy was coming from and it left a bitter taste in your mouth.

You release her hand and Helaena goes back to sewing a spider into the quilt.

You are sat in comfortable stillness for awhile and you prepare to take your leave but the Princess stops you by speaking.

“In truth, I only worry for mother.” Helaena admits, it warms your heart and shatters it all the same.

“You will see after her won’t you? Be there for her?” She asks shyly and you smile.

“Ofcourse, Princess. You have my word.”

[bbytetsu]

@inloveinc omg the replies were being weird HERE WE GO....

- storm (from marvel) (shes such a baddie!!)

- kim possible or shego

- i was the white queen from alice in wonderland from 2 years ago, my friends all did disney villains if u wanna do a group thing!! (i loved cruella de vil and maleficient too)

- nancy wheeler from stranger things (i have a crush on her lmfaoooo)

- WINX CLUB!! 💘💘

- the main character from kill bill (i forgot her name YIKES)

- any atla characters tbh!! would b so cute in a group. ty lee or mai or azula fire nation has so many bad bitches!! suki would b so cute too

- kiki from kiki’s delivery service

- whoever megan fox was in jennifer’s body

[girlfriendsofthegalaxy]

hello this is another fallout post where i’m mostly just talking to @morrak 

my thoughts on Red Lucy are as follows: im gay and i love her and my complaint about every game in the world is that it doesn’t have enough women 

look! she runs an underground fighting ring in the sewers and gives you a cool speech about embracing death and the Wasteland/the balance between New Vegas and the Wasteland that’s a unique viewpoint as far as i recall in the rest of the game. i don’t really know why it’s stuck with me for so long but i wish Westside in general had more shit going on as a contrast to New Vegas

The Thorn is a well-developed chain of sidequests you can totally miss while playing the game! i missed it on my first playthrough! more shit that’s not chucked directly in front of the player please (looking @ u Fallout 4)  

i’ve been thinking about women in this game more generally, and the ones in Leadership Positions (tm) who aren’t NCR/Legion aligned or living in New Vegas seem to be clustered north of McCarran: on baddies we got Violet, uhhhhh Alice Lafferty, i think that’s it?  

women i like hanging out with: Pearl, Dr Usagani, Red Lucy? Pretty Sarah and Keely are independent but minor players?

i don’t have an additional observation i just think that’s weird that everyone’s been shoved so far north and west by the war  

[jenoentry]

good evening alice 😁😁

it is time for me to unleash sexual frustration over buzz cut renjun GODDD I CANT. BELIEVE U MADE HIM HAVE SHORT HAIR IM GONNA KISS U…

FUCK WERE STARTING OFF STRONG ALREADY

I don’t know what it is about tying religion to desire but I fuck w it every single time and ALICE …. ITS SO HOT BUZZ CUT RENJUN DOWN BAD FROM PARA ONE

YESSS GO TALK TO ME IN THE HIGH-WAISTED SHORTS W MY CHEEKS OUT ready to be spread by buzz cut renjun …..!!!! 😊😊😊 Lord 😊😊😊

Also it’s so funny cause never in my life have i worn shorts im gonna pretend im such hot bitch who isn’t a fucking animal when it comes to leg hair

OH MY GOD MINJEONG SOUNDS SM LIKE MIJEONG 😭😭😭 MISSING U MY LIBERATION NOTES FMLLLL im so sorry ill stfu about this HELLO NOT MY GIRL MINJEONG GETTING RAILED NOOOOO SOFT IMAGE OF HER RUINED

Me instantly taking buzz cut renjuns hand for a ‘room tour’ i see me thinking w my pussy!!! so true to the character alice 😻😻

GODDDD THEYRE ALREADY SO CUTE I CAME HERE FOR A GOOD SHAG NOT GIGGLE AND SHIT

DO YOU WANT ME TO GET MY SHORTS …. OUT OF THE WAY…. SO YOU CAN GET A BETTER LOOK ….. BUZZ CUT RENJUN EATING GOOOODDDDD TODAY I PROMISE ILL PLEASE U GOOD BUZZ CUT RENJUN 🙏🏼

Re nnjn… no can use words … buzz Cunt rnjun….. 😊😊😊😊😊 so h o t t tt

WTFFFFFF WHY IS HE TEASINGGGG HES SO HOT IM GONNA EAT A FUCKING BRICK

NOW LISTEN HERE …. IDK WHY …. BUT BUZZ CUT RENJUN SAYING THAG …. OH MY GOD ..!!!!

NOT THE CHOKINGGGGG FUCKKKK ALICE I SEE YOU PROJECTING 👺👺👺👺 keep going

Me leaving behind an acrylic nail for buzz cut renjun can he pls find me out it on my nail and then fuck the shit out of me again 🙂

Wtf he threw it away CUNT

HELPPPPP HYUCK EXPOSING MY NAME AFTER BUZZ CUT RENJUN WANTED TO KEEP MY PRIVACY perhaps both hyuck and i cannot stfu

OF COURSE WERE PARTNERS YESSSS THIS IS THE ROM COM SHIT I NEEEED YOU KNOW O ADORE THIS TROPE FUCK YES

SCREAMING

They’re so valid I too would risk my academic future with rock papers scissors

FUCKKKKKK ME SAYING ILL SUCK HIM OFF IM SUCH A BADDIE 😭😭‼️‼️‼️ getting my project AND eating buzz cut renjuns cummies my astronomical MIND

Why am I literally so iconic in this fic bitching about everyone and their mama to my fling when will this happen EYE ARR ELL …

HELP ME ???? THE WAY I GOT HAIKYUU IMMEDIATELY STFUUU ALICE

I’ve heard of the last one hyuck mentioned I remember I actually wanted to watch it but the name has slipped my mind 😭

This entire conversation deserves a fandom of its own I’m not even fucking w u

Hyuck it’s okay I too get bullied by my awful friends (LYSOL!)

NOOOOOO ME AND BUZZ CUT RENJUN ARE SO DOMESTIC the little pinch my little shorts and just us 💘💘💘 enjoying each other 💘💘💘💘 heartbroken 💘💘💘💘

When he calls you Little Devil 💝💝💝💝 almost as top tier as Dirty Paki 💝💝💝

OH MY GOD IM GETTING SM HORNY ANXIETY WERE SO GRTTING FUCKING CAUGHT he’s so hot tho idc IDCCCCC MAKE ME TEAR

he was a man of reward ….. not risk …. I, however, …. Made Him Consider Both …. 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

THIS BIT OFFICERR …. OH YM FUCCKINGOFD GOD HAND ON FUCKING MOUTH …. NO WORDS JUST PURE FANNY FLUTTERS

FUCK BUZZ CUT RENJUN LIKES ME …!!!! WHAT COUNTRY DID I SAVE FOR THIS as he should tho I’m so fucking hot in this fic Alexa play meghan trainer me too

Oh my god every single conversations between the bitch hunters is a masterpiece it’s like lysol bullying each other 😻🙏🏼

Buzz Cut Renjun being a FUCKING FOOOLLLLLLL IN FROMT OF ME IM SO FUCKING INSANE ‼️‼️‼️ not him completely ruining his chances to ask me out maybe he’s a loser thru and thru

WTF …… US STUPIDLY POURING OUT OUR FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER I LOVE US I LOVE MYSELF I LOVE BUZZ UT RENJUN 🙏🏼🙏🏼😭😭😭🙏🏼🙏🏼😭🙏🏼🙏🏼 literally invented being friends within a relationship

BITCH HUNTER GANG IS SO FUNNY NOT HYUCK WINNING IN THE END I believed in u king !!! glad jaemins getting bullied 🙄🙄🙄 token asshole

FUCKKKK JENOS LITTLE SEGWAY TEASER I SEE YOUUUU FUCKKKK I CANT WAIT ALREADY 😭😭😭

Fuck Alice i just finished it and ….. this relationship like PERFECTLY encapsulated healthy casual flings and fuck u already know I’m so deep in renjun brain rot rn AND HE WAS SHOWN SO WELL???? i know u wanted to write for him cause there’s barely any fics for him but bae u did him sm justice he was so hot and sweet and moronic and smooth at the same time 😭😭😭 perfect perfect boy !! every time u manage to set the bae higher and I’m already so hyped for jeno instalment because JENO …!!! JE N ON…!!’n ANYWAY!! what I’m trying to say is that this is such a perfect cute read and know I’ll be coming back to this 💘💘

high-waisted shorts

❝ i noticed you staring at my ass earlier, by the way. do you want me to get my shorts out of the way so you can get a better look? ❞

PAIRING ▸ huang renjun x fem!reader

GENRES ▸ smut, fluff, crack, college au, strangers to lovers au

WARNINGS ▸ profanity, alcohol consumption, sexual tension, teasing, dirty talk, one night stand trope, fingering, palming, oral (fem. receiving), more oral (m. receiving), choking, raw sex (pls use protection), in this society we make important decisions with rock paper scissors, copious amounts of anime references, ft. jaemin, hyuck, and jeno tormenting poor renjun

SUMMARY ▸ huang renjun might be the least committed to all this “bitch hunting” bullshit, and he doesn’t want to stoop to the level of stupidity his friends are at. that’s why he’s pissed when you’re strutting around in those high waisted shorts wherever you go, making renjun lose all sense of reason.

PLAYLIST ▸ like by bts • cravin by danileigh, g-eazy • 23 by chase atlantic • sparkle by radwimps

WORD COUNT ▸ 7,850 words

AUTHOR’S NOTE ▸ first installment of the bitch hunters series !! wrote this while i was angry bc my discord got hacked and i was furiously typing LOL but hope u enjoy ♡

THE FIRST TIME HUANG RENJUN LAID EYES ON YOU, HE FELT LIKE A SINNER.

He wasn’t religious by any means, but some force in the universe had to be frowning down on Renjun for the way he was staring at your ass. His housemate, Donghyuck, had thrown a party at their house for the sole purpose of meeting new girls, and Renjun found this whole thing absolutely ridiculous. His roommates were dead-set on finding a girlfriend this year, and they had taken it to the extent of creating a contract to detail the rules of their “bitch hunting.”

On the other hand, Renjun thought he could find love naturally, so he wasn’t too keen on indulging himself tonight.

However, looking at the way your shorts were riding up whenever you jutted out your hip, Renjun felt like he could let go for a night.

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