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what if,,, in the tangled au,,, madison and alice were the stabbingtons,,, and ozzy was nigel. every time someone realises he and madison dated he gets really flustered and spluttery and acts like he hates her but he still visits her sometimes in prison <3
Penny thinks it's adorable. Carla thinks Madison could do way better. Lily just wishes the royal advisor would stop interrupting the royal guard patrols to see his ex.
#ozzy's just the right amount of frazzled and snide to make a good nigel#he would absolutely kick ted out into the snow ajfhkd#sorry ozzy#that's just how it is#alice and madison as crime sisters yes#can't believe carla duped them smh#kindergarten au#ugh i posted this on the wrong account and now i have to redo all the tags#oh yea lily's the cassandra lol#kindergarten 2#kindergarten game#kindergarten penny#kindergarten carla#penny x carla#kindergarten ozzy#kindergarten madison#kindergarten alice#kindergarten lily#tangled au#kindergarten-tangled au#pearla#tangled the series#tangled the movie#tangled#tts nigel#tts cassandra
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3/4/21~5000 question survey 101-200 {CXVI}
101. What does happiness/joy feel like physically?
~it’s this kind of tingiling sensation that you can feel in your stomach and it always comes when you least expect itÂ
102. List five people you love starting with the one you love the absolute most
~i don’t wanna rate the people i love. i love all my family and friendsÂ
103. How many movies have you gone to see this month?Â
~noneÂ
104. If you could have 3 wishes...but none of them could be for yourself, what would you wish for?Â
~for my sister to not feel stressed about her school, for my mom and dad to have a substantial amount of money to retire on, and good health for my grandparents Â
105. In what ways do you relax and de-stress when you are really tense?
~listening to music always calms me down so i try to do that or talk to my bf haha
106. How much money would it take to get you to drive to school naked in the springtime and get out of the car?Â
~a million lol
107. Have you ever killed an animal?
~not on purpose:( but one time a bird hit my windshieldÂ
108. Have you ever lost someone close to you?Â
~yes
 109. What do you think of cloning?Â
~i think it’s wrongÂ
110. Do you read or watch TV more often?Â
~definitely watch tvÂ
111. With all this talk of terrorism going around are you willing to sacrifice rights and freedoms for increased safety?Â
~no. because i think my rights and freedoms are what keep me safe ultimately
112. What is the punishment you would come up with for Osama Bin Laden if you caught him alive?Â
~.....a little late for thatÂ
113. Have you ever named an individual part of your body?’
~lolllll no
114. Have you ever been on the radio or on TV?Â
~on both i thinkÂ
115. Have you ever won a lottery, or sweepstakes?
~nope
116. Have you ever won a contest or competition?Â
~i haveÂ
117. Do you like to watch The Joy of Painting show with Bob Ross (check out this link if you don't know who he is. Also please note me if you notice the link is broken) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Ross_(painter)?Â
~i actually have watced it before; it’s very relaxing
118. Do you know what your grandparents and your great grand parents did for a living?Â
~my grandmother worked for news channel and was a secretary and my grandpa worked on telephone lines. my grandma was a nurse, my other grandpa was a roofer, and my nana worked for a health insurance company. i have no idea what my great grandparents did
119. Is there anything really interesting in your family history?Â
~we are distantly related to president eisenhower but other than that idk
120. Is there anyone you trust completely?Â
~my dad
121. Have you ever lost someone without having the chance to say goodbye?Â
~unfortunately yesÂ
122. How do you feel about women in politics?Â
~i’m a firm believer in it....it’s the 21st century
123. Would you rather have an indoor Jacuzzi or an outdoor pool?Â
~outdoor pool
124. What things are you interested in that you study or read about on your own?Â
~i looooove true crime. i feel like i’ve watched every true crime/mystery documentary on netflix hahaha
125. Would you consider yourself to be intelligent?Â
~kinda
126. Would you consider yourself to be wise?Â
~honestly, it depends on what it isÂ
127. Have you ever given or received a lap dance?Â
~i’ve attempted one lol
128. Have you ever spoken to a homeless person?Â
~yes
129. Would you ever creep into the subway tunnels to go exploring?Â
~i’ve never even been on a subway
130. If you could add 70 years to your life but only by making some random person die 70 years sooner would you?Â
~never .
131. Can you finish any of the following lyrics? A: Nothing to kill or die for... B: Late comings with the late comin' stretcher... C: I could make a film and make you my star...Â
~lol nope
 132. Were you ever with someone while they died?Â
~i haven’t and honestly don’t know if i ever want to
133. Would you rather be a world political leader or a rock star?Â
~a rock star for sureÂ
134. Have you ever given someone a love letter that you wrote?Â
~lol noÂ
135. Have you ever sent someone a surprise though the mail?Â
~yep!!
136. Are you looking forward to any concerts right now?Â
~sadly, no because of covid. however, i’m thinking about getting tickets to see the weeknd in 2021 and the college i’m going to is super close to a music arena so hopefully i’ll get to go to some in college
137. Of all animated movies, which is the best one you've ever seen?Â
~alice in wonderland the original is one of my all time favorite movies
138. What are the best bands or songs to listen to while driving?Â
~i have an entire driving playlist and a lot of it is composed of songs dj’d by calvin harris so anything done by him is great to drive to
139. What do you think is the most amazing thing that anyone has ever accomplished?
~lol what kind of question is that ahaha
140. What could a member of the opposite sex do to impress you?Â
~intelligence or if you can play guitar is super attractive to me 6
141. About how many emails do you get a day?Â
~sooooo many omg. i need to go through them at some pointÂ
How many of those emails are junk mail?Â
~most of them
How many of them are forwards?Â
~very few if anyÂ
142. What's your favorite thing to do online besides write in your diary and hang out at this site?Â
~pinterest and youtubeÂ
143. Do you believe Kurt Cobain (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurt_Cobain) killed himself or was it a conspiracy?Â
~i have no idea because ik everything that surrounds him is kind os suspiciousÂ
144. Have you ever though about hitchhiking across the country?Â
~never haha. i rarly hike unless there is some beautiful destination to see
145. Who would you bring with you on this kind of a road trip?Â
~a car lmmfao
146. Of the following, which word best describes you:
accurate, bold, charming, dependable
~ig charming. i’ve been called that before and i’ve been told that i make good impressions on peopleÂ
147. If you are single, at about what age do you think you will be ready to settle down and get married? If you are married, how old were you at the time?Â
~i honestly have no idea. in a perfect world i’d loved to be married by my late 20s but honestly i wanna just see where life takes me and not but a number on it
148. Do you often wonder, when you say goodbye to people, if it is the last time you will ever see them?Â
~i don’t actively think about that lol
149. What movie are you most looking forward to seeing when it comes out?Â
~i have no idea what’s even coming out soonÂ
150. What is your quest?Â
~what’s yours?
151. What is louder and more annoying: 200 adults talking or one four-year-old screaming?
~i’d say the screaming child just because their voices are so shrill compared to the sounds of adults just speaking
152. Do you believe the stories about planes, boats and people mysteriously disappearing into the Bermuda triangle?Â
~i mean yeah lol they haven’t been able to find themÂ
153. Who are you the most jealous of?Â
~lol madison beer. she’s so hot lmaoÂ
154. What is the happiest way you can start your day?Â
~actually eating something good for breakfast
155. Do you ever have moments where you feel like everything is all right in the world?Â
~in my small world, yes haha
156. Who thinks that you are offensive?
~i have no idea lol
157. If you had to teach a class in something, what would you be able to teach people?Â
~lolll i’ve taught a bible school for kids before so ig that since i have experiance in itÂ
158. Have you ever had a spiritual experience (an experience that cannot be explained by science)?Â
~yes i have. i have been on youth retreats before where i really felt the presence of God. I’ve also felt evil energy before which is a really scry feeling
159. Do you believe that this experience was truly mystical or do you think there is some scientific explanation for it, only you don't know what it is?Â
~i believe in God and in good and evil spirits so I think it was at least caused by another spiritual beingÂ
160. Do you get offended easily?Â
~not really but sometimes I can be a little bit sensitive haha
161. Would you still love and stay with your signifigant other if he or she had to have a breast or testicle removed?Â
~lol yes always
162. Do you believe in fate or free will?Â
~a little of both i guess
163. Do you believe that only boring people get bored?Â
~lol no. i honestly think it’s easier for not boring people to get bored because they are usually doing very interesting thing.Â
164. Can life change or are we all stuck in vain?Â
~of course life can change haha and thank God for that
165. What changes are you afraid of?Â
~having to not rely on my parents tbh. like i’m excited to begin to be truly independent but i’m nervous i won’t be able to successfully get thereÂ
166. Are you a day person or nocturnal?Â
~honestly it depends on who i’m with and what i’m doing like i’m usually not a night person but if i’m having fun with my friends then i can beÂ
167. What one CD could you listen to for an entire week (no mixed CD’s, it must be an album)?Â
~i don’t own any CD’s anymore but in terms of an album i’d say astroworld
168. Which is worse, working in retail, food service, or an office?Â
~for me it would definitely be food ;/
169. What's the coolest job you ever had?Â
~it’s not cool but my favorite has been babysittingÂ
170. What is one central idea that your thoughts seem to come back to?
~college. it’s all i ever think about lol and just meeting new people in general
171. Have you ever wanted to be an actor/tress?Â
~yesssss it will lowkey always be a dream of mine
172. If you had the power to control one person and make this person do anything you wanted for a whole day, who would you pick and what would they do?Â
~a bank teller so they could give me extra money when i deposit it lmmfao
173. What star sign are you and what is your sign like?Â
~i think its bs :/ im so sorry cause i know people are really into it but i just don’t ahaha
174. Did the Blair Witch Project scare you?Â
~no lol but i haven’t watched it in a whileÂ
175. Are you in constant fear of death?Â
~i don’t live in fear but death i feel is scary for everyoneÂ
176. Does fear of death keep you from building a life?Â
~of course not
177. Do you like all your movies to be in wide-screen?Â
~it’s whatever lol
178. Are you a fan of any comic books?Â
~nopeÂ
179. At what age did you attend your first funeral?Â
~gosh probably like 6Â
180. What do you smell like (lotion, cologne, sweat)?Â
~lowkey kind of floral which doesn’t make any sense because i didn’t put on anything floral
181. What are your greatest sources for wisdom?Â
~good question
182. When you were little, where did your parents tell you babies come from?Â
~i never asked my parents that question but eventually my mom just gave me “the talk”
183. What is your favorite band?Â
~fleetwood mac
184. What's the best cheesy 80's song?Â
~thriller is such a bop but is that cheesy?
185. What's the best kind of movie to see on a date?Â
~me and jacob can never actually sit and watch a movie together lmao but i’m always down for a horror movieÂ
186. Do you like to sit in the front, middle or back of the Movie Theater?
~the middle
187. Have you ever been inside an abandoned building?Â
~yessss and honestly i love exploring them
188. Under what circumstances would you agree to work for free?
~if i can help other people i’m always down
189. Candles or strobe lights?Â
~candles
190. Do you think the Lord of the Rings movies are true to the books or did Hollywood change the story too much?
~there is a lottttt in the books that they didn’t include in the movie but hey you can’t possibly fit every detail from the book into the movies
191. When you see a stranger on the street does your first reaction lean towards thinking of this person as a potential friend or as a potential threat?
~i don’t look at people as a threat until they give me a reason to look at me that way
192. Is it natural for human beings to fear and distrust each other, or is it cultural?Â
~that’s a good question. i honestly think it’s cultural because i think distrust is taught and learned from traumatizing or sad experiencesÂ
193. What do you really want to buy?Â
~clothes and cute dorm stuffÂ
194. You have to choose. Would you be happier marrying someone rich for their money or living in the streets and subway tunnels with someone you love?Â
~ok this sounds terrible but as much as i believe in love over all i know i could not survive in the streets so i’d pick the money so i could feel at least somewhat safe and learn to love my husband as long as he’s a good person
195. If someone wanted to understand you what book could they read that would help?
~omg i have no idea. no book describes me that well
196. Do you think it’s odd that Americans have freedom of religion and yet call themselves 'one nation under god'?Â
~as a christian, yes. i believe there is only one God and that He rules all, but I don’t expect everyone to believe that and they have the right to worship whoever they please as long as it doesn’t hurt others
197. In what sense are you a minority?Â
~i have no idea lol
198. Are you anti social?Â
~lolllllll nope haha i’m pretty outgoing when it comes to meeting new people
199. Do you photograph well?Â
~i’m ok
200. Do you think that human beings would survivor through a nuclear winter?
~who knowsÂ
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Art F City: This Week’s Must-See Art Events: Winter is Coming
The Whitney Biennial Installation view. Photo: Paddy Johnson
The week is of course dominated by two news items: The Whitney Biennial and The Wintery Downfall.
After the blizzard, Wednesday is a great opportunity to get yourself in the snowy mood, art-wise. Enjoy doses of culture from freezing, windswept regions, including Marsden Hartley’s Maine at The Met Breuer (if you’re missing the Whitney’s old digs) and Berlin-based Danish/Norwegian duo Elmgreen & Dragset in conversation with Dan Cameron at The Flag Art Foundation. Later, catch the Icelandic thriller Hevn at Scandinavia House’s New Nordic Cinema screening series.
Other highlights include Fort Gansevoort’s female-perspective sports show March Madness Thursday night and TRANSFER’s four year birthday party, which will feature affordable editions from some of our favorite digital artists.
Oh yeah, and make time to check out the Biennial. I’m told it’s good, but “traumatic”. An appropriately bleak show to match our physical and political climate?
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Mon
SVA Theater
333 West 23rd Street New York, NY 7:00 p.m. - 9:00 p.m.Website
Laura Larson and Mark Alice Durant Reading and Book Signing
Art writers Laura Larson and Mark Alice Durant will be reading from their respective books Hidden Mother and 27 Contexts: An Anecdotal History in Photography. Both deal with photography as a form of personal and cultural memory.
I know Mark Durant (who runs the fantastic art blog Saint Lucy) personally, and listening to him talk about art is such a pleasure. This is definitely the one thing worth braving the weather to attend.
Wed
The Met Breuer
945 Madison Ave New York, NY 10:00 a.m. - 5:30 p.m. Website
Marsden Hartley's Maine
This exhibition traces the influence of Marsden Hartley’s native state of Maine on the artist’s practice. This should be good—Hartley is one of America’s most beloved painters—but also unique. No exhibition has ever focused on his hometown roots. Maine both offered the artist a space to experiment and a source of inspiration—from finding his voice as a landscape painter to being the source of personally-informed portraiture.
FLAG Art Foundation
545 West 25th Street New York, NY 6:00 p.m. - 8:00 p.m. Website
Elmgreen & Dragset in Conversation with Dan Cameron
Elmgreen & Dragset remain two of my personal favorite contemporary artists because they always inspire good conversation. By that I mean their art world antics are both polarising and thought-provoking. Many a time, I’ve wished to be a fly on the wall of their studio.
Thankfully, the Berlin-based Scandinavian duo is headed to New York to talk shop with Istandbul Biennial curator Dan Cameron. They’ll discuss their work there, as well as a recent exhibition at the FLAG Art Foundation.
Definitely a can’t-miss.
Note: this event had previously been scheduled for Tuesday, but has been rescheduled thanks to the impending Winter snowstorm.
Scandinavia House: The Nordic Center in America
58 Park Avenue New York, NY 7:00 p.m.Website
New Nordic Cinema: Revenge /Hevn
Icelandic director Kjersti Steinsbø’s psychological revenge thriller Hevn sounds so good. The protagonist sets out to ruin the life of a man who wronged her sister. Along the way, she sews chaos in a small town.
How does Scandinavia, a region with basically no crime, always produce the best thrillers? Even the trailer gives me chills.
Thu
Berry Campbell Gallery
530 W 24th Street New York, NY 6:00 p.m. - 8:00 p.m.Website
Perle Fine: Prescience Series (1950s)
Perle Fine’s five-decade-long career was characterized by an impressive commitment to abstraction, which evolved following the arc of art history. Here, curators Martha Campbell and Christine Berry are focusing on Fine’s 1950s “Prescience Series” from the height of Ab-Ex. This is the era of some of her strongest paintings, in which Fine’s understanding of color is the most salient detail—where paint feels at its most liberated from her usual geometric or line-based compositional frameworks. Midcentury art history nerds take note.
Fort Gansevoort
5 Ninth Avenue New York, NY 6:00 p.m. - 9:00 p.m.Website
March Madness
Curators Hank Willis Thomas and Adam Shopkorn have cooked up one of the most singular exhibition concepts of the month: competition and athleticism from the perspective of all-star female artists.
What exactly will a show look like that features Nazi filmmaker Leni Riefenstahl alongside Miranda July? Madness indeed!
Artists: Gina Adams, Emma Amos, Kathryn Andrews, Kristin Baker, Sadie Barnette, Holly Bass, Zoe Buckman, Jordan Casteel, Elizbeth Catlett, Pamela Council, Renee Cox, Rineke Dijkstra, Rosalyn Drexler, Sylvie Fleury, Rin Johnson, Miranda July, Catherine Opie, Howardena Pindell, Cheryl Pope, Leni Riefenstahl, Faith Ringgold, Deborah Roberts, Martha Rosler, Alison Saar, Betye Saar, Collier Schorr, Laurel Shear, Cindy Sherman, Jean Shin, and Ashley Teamer.
Fri
Whitney Museum of American Art
99 Gansevoort Street New York, NY 10:30 a.m. - 6:00 p.m. Website
2017 Whitney Biennial
The 78th Whitney Biennial is here. It’s the most important survey of American artists (see: people who live in New York or L.A., or Americans who live in a handful of European cities) and is pretty much mandatory viewing for the art world. This is the Biennial’s first edition in the Whitney’s new downtown digs, so I can’t wait to see what they’ve done with the place.
Paddy already checked out the press preview, an experience she says “can only be described as traumatic.” For example, the first piece she encountered was a VR experience of beating a man to death, courtesy of Jordan Wolfson. Given the current state of the country, it seems like an appropriate mirror of the times.
Artists: Zarouhie Abdalian, Basma Alsharif, Jo Baer, Eric Baudelaire, Robert Beavers, Larry Bell, Matt Browning, Susan Cianciolo, Mary Helena Clark, John Divola, Celeste Dupuy-Spencer, Rafa Esparza, Kevin Jerome Everson, GCC, Oto Gillen, Samara Golden, Casey Gollan, Victoria Sobel, Irena Haiduk, Lyle Ashton Harris, Tommy Hartung, Porpentine Charity Heartscape, Sky Hopinka, Shara Hughes, Aaron Flint Jamison, KAYA, Jon Kessler, James N. Kienitz Wilkins, Ajay Kurian, Deana Lawson, An-My Lê, Leigh Ledare, Dani Leventhal, Tala Madani, Park McArthur, Harold Mendez, Carrie Moyer, Ulrike Müller, Julien Nguyen, Tuan Andrew Nguyen, Raúl de Nieves, Aliza Nisenbaum, Occupy Museums, Pope.L, Postcommodity, Puppies Puppies, Asad Raza, Jessi Reaves, John Riepenhoff, Chemi Rosado-Seijo, Cameron Rowland, Beatriz Santiago Muñoz, Dana Schutz, Cauleen Smith, Frances Stark, Maya Stovall, Henry Taylor, Torey Thornton, Leslie Thornton, James Richards, Kaari Upson, Kamasi Washington, Leilah Weinraub, Jordan Wolfson, Anicka Yi
Sat
TRANSFER
1030 Metropolitan Ave Brooklyn, NY 4:00 p.m. - 10:00 p.m. Website
TRANSFER turns 4 // ARTIST TALK + GIFT SHOP
TRANSFER Gallery is one of our favorite spots in the city to see digital art IRL. It’s a niche that’s not known for its ease of salability, which makes the fact that TRANSFER has survived these four years (longer than many galleries who offer more market-friendly wares) even more impressive.
They’re celebrating with an accessible shop chock full of artist-made wares. This includes works ranging from $5-$1000, and multiples from some of our favorite artists such as Lorna Mills and Anthony Antonellis.
At 6 p.m., artists Alma Alloro and Claudia Hart will discuss their project to celebrate the 100th anniversary of the Bauhaus by applying the school’s philosophy to digital art making. Sounds promising!
106 Green
104 Green Street Brooklyn, NY 6:00 p.m. - 8:00 p.m. Website
Lydia McCarthy: Ego Death
At least once a week, we come across an art opening that sounds so weird we have to recommend it out of pure curiosity. Here’s one such project. Lydia McCarthy’s new body of work references “Game Reality”, The Tibetan Book of the Dead, psychedelia and other New-Age-y topics. We’re not sure what the work will actually look like (they’re described as color film photographs that function as “talismans”) but the image above is certainly intriguing.
Here’s a kōan to ponder based on the exhibition statement: what’s the definition of “self care” if you’ve transcended “beyond self”?
THE JAVA PROJECT
252 Java Street Brooklyn, NY 6:00 p.m. - 9:00 p.m. Website
Gina Dawson: Bad Tattoos
I don’t think I have ever personally related to an exhibition statement quite as much as this one:
“Bad tattoos should not be a mark of shame but a badge that a person was impulsive, had questionable judgment or, in place of a better word, was young. Sadly, the contemporary art world is overpopulated with work made by artists who were never young enough to have had a bad tattoo, resulting in a glut of safe, bland art that neither offends nor thrills.”
Gina Dawson’s sculptures mash-up nearly-readymade, easily identifiable materials into often absurd compositions. They’re a bit like inside jokes made manifest. As opposed to the cool irony associated with this genre (The Jogging, et al) Dawson’s work can feel endearingly awkward—much like a bad tattoo—an impulsive idea carried through to fruition.
Curated by Carl Gunhouse
Sun
Brooklyn Brush
203 Harrison Pl. Brooklyn, NY 1:00 p.m. - 3:00 p.m. Website
Art Packing and Preparation for Artists Workshop
Are you an artist? Have you ever dropped off work for a show wrapped in newspaper in a plastic shopping bag? If you’ve answered yes to the above, this is the class for you.
Artist/art handler James Isherwood and dealer Jonathan Belli are offering tips about preparing/packing artwork for shipping. Please go to this. Every curator you work with will thank you.
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