#ali is *such* a sunshine and the love of everyone's lives yes no doubt but gi hun is also so so so so precious

[squidgameincorrect]

squidgame + the onion headlines

[image description: 6 images of people from squid game with headlines from 'the onion' on them. the first image consists of kang sae-byeok, and ji-yeong, with the headline: "relationship definitely hurtling toward something". the second image consists of seong gi-hun, grinning and looking at a yellow credit-card, the headline reads: "medical miracle: this man has survived 30 whole years outside the womb." the 3rd image consists of ali abdul, looking up. in front him of is a blurred cho sangwoo and behind him is a blurred han mi-nyeo, both also looking up. the headline reads: "beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure." the 4th image consists of jang deok-su, looking ahead angrily, the headline reads: "violence: is it the answer ?". the 5th and last image consists of a bald oh il-nam in bed, the headline reads, "oh yes ... i am still very much alive !" end image description.]

[roanniee]

SO.

Let's try this again🤸🏻

Also Idil vibes strong on this one. I can't say Gil bc Gil calls Ate Sel smth specific like she does with me.

Ship the @mythos-blogs Crew

ps. here's the server <3

@admiringlove

Baby Sam is very hard working and focused on whatever she's doing that sometimes, she forgets to take care of herself. So, I see Sugawara Koushi with her perfectly, someone caring and understanding, but knows better than to let her overwork and tells her when enough is enough. The both of you do struggle with a few things, and when you fight or have insecure moments, you sit down to talk about it instead of shouting at each other. Overall, a really good match I say.

Baby Sam also kins Oikawa and I ship Oikawa hardcore with Suga LMAO

@ninjamomo

Me. That's my wife <333

Okay but for realsies. I ship Idil with Bokuto Koutarou. Bokuto and Idil would be just... soft love. I see dancing in the rain, bathtub relaxation hours together and cuddling in bed. Idil knows that Bokuto is a busy man, and Bokuto knows he is a busy man. But that doesn't mean that they were gonna let the relationship go. Oh no. Those two will hold on like a cat with his claws on the couch. A really really soft, supportive and strong love.

@tooru-luvs

I actually had a hard time with Ms. Zizi. See, I haven't interacted with her much. But, based on the interactions of hers that I see on my tl, I can see that she is very playful but also can be serious. Hence, why I say that she'd be amazing with Kuroo Tetsurou. Kuroo is playful and an overall gremlin, but he's very caring ang knows exactly when to be serious and how serious. He'll help her with anything he can help her with, but he also knows when no to because it's something Zizi needs to do for herself. Likewise, Zizi knows when to be cheery to make Kuroo smile, but also when to sit and talk to Kuroo about a delicate matter. They'd both ground each other, while matching the same playful energy.

@rokudaddie

HEY I CAN TAG HER NOW KSKSKS

ME ME ME ME ME

anyways hehe. Gly. Lovely, sweet, Gly. She's very caring, but my god does she also enjoy chaos. Hence, I'm putting her with Hoshiumi Korai. We all know Hoshiumi is a little gremlin with a heart of gold. The way these two are together would be immaculate. They're chaos together, but even with all the chaos, they have time to look at the other to make sure they're okay. PLUSSS! Hoshiumi will always unconsciously be touching Gly, just to make sure that she's there. Gly would unconsciously make sure that Hoshiumi is in her peripheral vision too.

@moonlit-island

Ooooh Raya! Raya is so damn sweet and caring and uplifting. I love her sm. Hehehe anyway I ship her with Tsukishima Kei. The Tarot cards said so, and so did the zodiac signs. SKSKS Anyway! Yes, a really good match. Raya's got a really good head on her shoulders, but I see her watching all the chaos from the sidelines, much like Tsukishima. When they're together, they'd start the chaos and then sit back and eat popcorn as they watch the world burn.

@laineeey00

Ate Laine? Some will definitely say Kita, because it's Ate Laine, but I say Hirugami Sachiro. Hirugami would be such a good man for Ate Laine. I imagine them sitting down in the living room, books spread out on the table. Just silence while studying, but every now and then, one of them would look up to look at the other, smile and then return back to what they were doing. Ate Laine makes sure that Hirugami takes breaks and Hirugami makes sure that Ate Laine isn't stressing so much. Just so cute honestly.

@betheydocrimewrites

Ah, Adult Sam. Hmmm. Adult Sam is a whirlwind of chaos and sweet, sweet angst. I definitely see them with darling Yamaguchi Tadashi. I see them in bed, Sam on his laptop, and him just hugging them tight when something they were writing was choking them up. But, Sam is just overall an amazing person that they deserve someone so sweet and caring like Yamaguchi. Obvi, it is reciprocated, and I see such a sweet love in the works.

@melsun

Oooh. Alice.

Melian and Matsukawa Issei would make a very interesting pairing. Both independent yet still co-dependent on each other. Melian knows how to calm Matsukawa after a tough day at work, and Matsukawa knows how to keep Melian from stressing. Matsukawa would also hype Melian up so much?? Like any outfit Melian wears, Matsukawa's right there telling them how good and amazing they look and how well they matched the outfit up. Honestly, just a very functional household and I love that.

@lovemeian

oh oof Lavi. I want to say Meian but for reasons I cannot disclose, I won't say that for now. I will say though, that she will be so good with Dabi. Lavi has a few things she needs to work on, and Dabi is always there for her. Actually lbr, they both have issues to work on, but I feel like together, they'd overcome that. I feel like they'd?? Actually be so understanding of each other that it shocks and confuses others bc?? hello it's Dabi?? but yes, a really good match.

@writewithmarites

Me <3

Severus Snape. Ate Tes is chaotic. I'm sorry but her default in the server is chaos, especially with the bot around HAHAHAHA but anyway! Severus would be so good to ground Ate Tes, keep her from getting a little too chaotic BUT ALSO, he can help her when she's not taking care of herself. She also helpes him with his potions, and it makes the job easier on him. But of course, Severus is a slytherin, and most of the time he'd be the one inciting the chaos and we just don't know it. Anyway, Ate Tes is honestly so wonderful and I love her sm and she deserves someone to tame like the serious, bratty, angsty Severus Snape. <333

@saudade-mayari

ME. AGAIN LMAO. <3

ANYWAY

Nozel Silva. Nozel and Ate Sel. Oh gosh what a thought. Nozel is....arrogant, prideful, and he sees himself as someone more important than others. But, the man does know respect and he does care for people, especially Ate Sel. I have no doubts that Ate Sel can make that man kneel and follow her wishes, but I also know that Ate Sel would not let this man get away with his arrogance and pride. Nozel cares for her a lot. She's his partner, the carrier of the future of House Silva, and the only one that has caught his attention. He loves her, and that man would drop nearly everything for her.

@risumu

Eris! Eribabe and Ojiro Aran. Idek why. But the vibes would be so immaculate. I see road trips and early morning dancing in the kitchen to an indie song one of them is hyperfixated on. I also see late night walks to the convenience store, holding hands and just silence? Basking in each other's prescence. Eris definitely steals Aran's sweaters to the point that Aran buys two of his sizes so he can interchange them. One to give to Eris when the one she took doesn't smell like him anymore. Love all over the place.

@sunarent

Mel. That's it.

Okay but also, I see Iwaizumi Hajime. I was thinking about Suna but the more I think back about the things I know about Ali and our interactions, I see Iwa. I feel like they'd understand each other so much. And the love isn't seen much, not because they don't love each other, but because it's something they need to say really. It's more shown in the touches and kisses and cuddling. They know that they love each each other, and that's enough for them.

@tetsvhoe

Honestly I want to say Kuroo but.

Kozume Kenma. Gwennie works so hard and stresses so much. Her sleeping sched is unavailable lmao. Kenma would be so good for her because he knows how it is, to be stressed and not have an actual sleeping sched. I feel like they'd be good together. In all honesty, they'd probably take care of each other more than they would themselves but no one is complaining really.

@slutbench

MY BABYYYY. MY DAUGHTER. I LOVE YOU SM AND I SWEAR I'M NOT MAD.

I ship you with...

Azumane Asahi. Why? Because you remind me of Noya sometimes. Very energetic, a little bit of low moments and just a ball of sunshine in general. Asahi is perfect for you, Mija. He'd be able to just connect with her in ways others just don't understand. People would say that Asahi is too...soft? They'd say someone like Daicho or maybe Bokuto would be better for you, Mija, but really, he's perfect. Asahi and Gil. He balances her out in so many ways, even if no one else can see it.

@ushisrever

NIA!

Ushijima Wakatoshi. Really, the two of them are perfect. Stoic, quiet, can be chaotic. Very protective, even if the two deny it. Nia, you and Ushi are like...pillars? Support? Quiet, unmovable, but still, everyone knows you're both there, and you don't really leave people's minds. I see the two feeding off of each other's energy, especially when it comes to protecting others that they care about. (Looking at you, Lavi) I see hours where it's just her watching him playing in the background and he just looks at her, smiles, and then goes back to playing. It's really cute.

@sumebreaks

MAIA! HI! We haven't interacted much, I'm so sorry for that sweets. bUT BUT BUT!!!!

You're so sweet and caring and loving??? I really see you with Miya Atsumu! I see Tsumu bugging you to take a break and give him attention. BUT! I also see you?? Bugging him, telling him to get off the court or he's sleeping on the couch HAHAHA I feel like you two really just? Connect. Both playful, both caring, both are busy with their own things so there's not too much expectations that cannot be met for now. Idk I really see a love that's always there, no matter how busy they get.

@vindictivtsumu

AAAAAH DEVON HUN!

I love Devon and their writing so much??? Omg. Yknow who would be amazing with them? Akaashi Keiji. Akaashi is very articulate and just overall book smart in my opinion, and I see that him and Devon would fit so well. He is Devon's personal beta reader HAHAHAH BUT!!!!! Devon also watches Akaashi edit and points out anything that he missed. I see days when they're just sitting there, talking softly to each other that the sound of typing was louder. But that's okay bc you both are content and happy and in love.

@ricflairdrip20

I just met you not even 24 hours ago hehehe HIIII

I will not lie.

I asked for help from Ate Sel HAHAHHAHA

But!!!! She says Ukai Keishin, and honestly I see it. The nsfw-rp channel is the reason why and I'm not saying more HAHAHAHA I see nights when it's Keishin and her just? Idk having fun and being kids bc lbr that man can be a kid sometimes. I also see them taking care of each other in unconventional ways, ways that would not be okay for others, but it's her love language with him. V v v domestic.

I HOPE Y'ALL MYTHOS CREW LIKED THAT MATCHING UP BYE

[superprincesspea]

The Proposal

Valentines Prompt: How about Negan proposing to Lucille? Requested by @katerinas

SFW, Negan/Lucille, Fluff, (1239 Words)

The house was empty with Lucille away on business and it shouldn’t have bother Negan, after all she went away all the time, but this was different. Negan couldn’t quite put his finger on it but he was sick as a dog, his heart physically ached and his mind couldn’t keep its thoughts away from her. She’d been gone five hours but it felt like longer and he didn’t want to even think about the amount of text messages he’d already sent her.

He switched off his phone,  banning himself from being a lovesick pussy or at least banning himself from letting her know that. That was until he wondered, why? Why didn’t he want Lucille to know how much he missed her, how much he wanted to kiss her, to feel her in his arms, to lay his head next to hers and know she’d be there in the morning.

Everything was different with her, she was his first thought, his last and everything in between. At some point he’d told her he loved her, it was a thing you do, the woman says it and unless you want to be a huge dick you say it back. It was like right now in this very moment love wasn’t just a word anymore. Like he’d only been scratching the surface before and now he was falling right to the core, letting the word consume him.

Fucking hell. Negan grabbed his keys, pulled on his jacket and without worrying about a single thing he was climbing onto his bike and zipping off his drive like a bat outta hell.

It wasn’t a nice night for a two hour ride, the night sky was cloudy enough to make the roads as dark as ink and the rain was pouring in heavy sheets. All he could think about was getting to  Lucille until he was pulling up in the hotel carpark and strolling into the reception with his hair a mess of helmet head and his clothes dripping wet all over the floor.

He banged on the desk bell several impatient times until a disgruntled looking woman slid into the cheap executive chair behind an old computer.

“I’d like the room number of Lucille Pemberley,” he said before she’d even had a chance to pull her reading glasses on her nose.

“Sir,” a smug smile crept across her lips, “I can’t give out guest information.”

“You don’t understand, she’s my girlfriend and I need to see her. I need to…” what did he need to do? He couldn’t think straight with this receptionist giving him the stink eye.

“I do understand, but I can’t give out guest information. Why don’t you call her and ask her to come down to the lobby.” She said, like he was some kind of imbecile who couldn’t solve a simple problem.

Negan did his best shit eating grin as he patted his pockets, yeah he’d call Lucille down and maybe they’d make out all over the front desk in front of Miss Tight Ass. His glee was short lived as he quickly realised he’d left his phone on his sofa, switched off and two hours away. “Shit.”

The receptionist looked at him like he actually was a piece of shit.

“I forgot my fucking phone if you can believe it.”

She arched one eyebrow in the same way his Principle used to do when he’d been called into the office.

“Look, can’t you give me a break sweetheart?”

Her face was as hard as steel, “there’s a payphone down the road.”

“Fan-fucking-tastic!” He announced slamming his hand on the counter “somebody oughta recommend you for a fucking customer service award.”

“I don’t like your tone,” she scolded him and he was done fucking around, it was late and the rain was even heavier than before.

He edged towards the fire escape that lead to the rooms and decided ‘fuck it’ as he barged through shouting “Lucille” as loud as he could and he had to be loud since the alarm was blaring like it was the end of the world.

“Sir?” the receptionist chased after him threatening to call the cops but she was nothing but a dot in his rearview mirror. Even the threat of being arrested couldn’t stop him as he bounded up a flight of stairs calling for Lucille like a crazy man.

Disgruntled hotel guests poked their heads out of their rooms and Negan became more obsessed with finding her. He shot up another flight of stairs, banging on doors and calling her name before he hit the jackpot. Lucille stepped out into the hall with her hair all ruffled and her nightgown slipping from her shoulder to give him a taste of all the places he wanted to kiss her.

“What are you doing here?” she gasped, half asleep, half embarrassed as she looked over his shoulder to what he assumed was an audience of pissed off hotel guests.

He grinned, if he had a tail it would be wagging like the love sick puppy he was, “I missed you baby.”

“If you missed me, call. You don’t need to wake up a hundred people with all your yelling.”

“I needed to see you,” his hands found home around her waist, even her scolding couldn’t squash what was swelling across his chest bursting to come out. “Fucking hell baby, I missed you so bad.”

“Are you okay Negan?” he voice was velvet soft, concern crinkling into her nose in the cutest little way.

“I love you. I fucking love you Lucille and,” he dropped to his knee taking her hand in his, “I want you to marry me.”

The look on her face wasn’t exactly happy, in fact all the blood drained out of it as she pulled on his hand insisting, “you should get up.”

“Woman, fuck everyone else! I’m asking you to marry me here.”

She didn’t answer. Instead, Negan felt a tug at his arms and suddenly he was being lifted in the air, a police officer on each side while Lucille covered her face with her hands, no doubt wishing you would sinking to the carpet and disappear.

The police dragged him outside like a mangy dog while the receptionist followed behind demanding, “I want him removed from the property.”

He’d fucked it. Jesus. What the hell was he even thinking? The officers shoved him out into the rain with a warning that if he stepped in the hotel again he’d be spending the night in a cell. So he stood by his bike letting the rain wash over his face not knowing whether to laugh or cry at how crazy he’d just acted.

“You’re a real dumbass Negan, you know that?” Lucille’s voice was a ray of sunshine in the dark, he turned to look at her standing in the downpour with nothing but a pair of boots and a nightgown.

“Yeah,” he nodded, shrugging off his jacket and wrapping it around the only woman he’d ever cared about,“I’m fucking crazy ‘bout you.”

Her lips brushed his and the way she smiled reminded him of their first date before she whispered, “yes.”

Negan cocked his head to the side, his couldn’t stop the grin that peeled from corner to corner, “yeah?”

“I’ll marry you!” Lucille shouted loud enough for the whole world to hear. “I love you Negan, even if you are a dumbass.”

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