#alfred f jones so homosexual it hurts.....
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god i LOVE it when alfreds a cocky frat bro daddys boy....hes so FUCKING QUEER like tell me there isnt homoeroticism in being a frat bro who hangs out w all his bros all the time and cant go anywhere or do anything w/o his boys w him. u know frat bros are always doing weird shit like cup checks and any excuse to touch each others asses and dicks and I just think Alfred very readily and happily participates in that type of behavior, even before he realizes hes gay
#I JUST AUGHHHH#IT TEARS ME UP INSIDE#alfred f jones so homosexual it hurts.....#I LUFF HIM#not safe for worms#ish?#also daddys boy aesthetics just..g..g.hngng look i hate like posh white rich ppl shit#but when alfred wears sperries and polos and multicolored chinos it drives me literally mad i go insane#hes so cocky abt it too cause he knows he looks good....#WAHHH
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