#alex says that i am always funny and insightful but my voltron blog is like the purest crystalized distillation of my humor | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

klanced · 1 year ago

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“Keith is like a little purse dog to lesbians” where do these thoughts in your head come from? I’d give me heart, body and soul, to one day perhaps understand even a sliver of your operation.

there's just something about voltron specifically that gives me access to the sublime

#honestly though i'm always like this. voltron just gives me a lot of consistent material to work with #you should hear me rate my friends' boyfriends #my best friend is alex. we live together. he's great i like him a lots. tried to make him watch voltron with me. didn't stick #alex and i talk about this blog a lot. well usually i accost him in the living room and show him my latest silly posts so that he will laug #he is my best friend. anyway we try to psychoanalyze me #alex says that i am always funny and insightful but my voltron blog is like the purest crystalized distillation of my humor #'how is every post always a banger?' he will ask me #i think the easiest explanation is that i am a very funny person naturally but god nerfed me by making me a voltron blogger #ask #anonymous #keith is my little purse dog i want to bring him places with me but i don't need him as an partner just as a companion #i am paris hilton and he's my fucked up looking chihuahua who lives a better life than most middle class americans #if keith was my purse dog i would buy us matching white newsboy caps bedazzled with rhinestones

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