#alcohol and drugs || carpe vinum

[historia-vitae-magistras]

Since now we know how the Kiwi is when on the green, how are her brothers when they're greened out as well?

Jack's a bit of a mess on pot. I don't think he likes it very much. He's mellow on like 2-3 hits. But after that, then he's one of those jittery, starving potheads that's shaking down the nearest service stand for like 10 Chiko rolls, and between him and Zee, they clean out the damn kitchen. He gets greened out pretty easily and runs for the fucken hills when startled. Kind of prone to bad highs but in that really easily upset kind of way rather than the paranoid-might-induce-schizophrenia-type. Also the least chill person on weed.

Alfred is fine when he smokes. He unwinds, eats a lot, and stares up at the stars like he's seeing them for the first time. He plays a lot of cozy video games and watches stoner comedies if he does it at home. Gets pretty cuddly. It's really a relaxing thing for him to do on the balcony. When he does edibles, spots or any other types, he's impatient, goes and does way too much and becomes a paranoid whacko who just starts talking about how aliens are real, the government put something into the water to make the frogs gay and then starts crying on Matt its not his fault he's bi since he's just a tadpole being biochemically manipulated. Despite also being bi as the day is long. He is no longer allowed to do dabs or eat more than one brownie.

Matt... Matt is a fucken pro at this, and he's one of those people who tries fucking everything. He's downing six shatter bars and experiencing his first serotonin in six weeks. He's doing dabs just to sleep sometimes. He's hot-boxing Northern Light. He's got the cannabinoids, terpenes and flavonoid ratios of every subspecies of weed known to man memorized. He's boofed it, dabbed it, spotted it, done every bong known to man. He's got one of those like sci-fi-looking gravity bongs in the back room somewhere. And as a result, his highs have a pretty broad spectrum between giggly happy lad who is perfectly functional to so fucking baked he's actually enjoying his life too crying about how he's sorry he's so sucky. And then there's like 'such a resolute mess of a stoner he's been absolutely ripped for three weeks in a row and hasn't even noticed he's got bong cough so bad its probably pneumonia' kind of high.

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Because of an old shitpost- now I wonder what Kiwibird would be like if she had gotten her hands on Matt's... "brownies" and the aftermath of such. Lol

She's one of those shockingly high-functioning stoners who can smoke a joint, write, speak, and think pretty clearly, except she's a bit gigglier, sillier, and buzzy. The girl is so buzzy. Zee, by and large, is a hard-working, ambitious little shit. She'll get up at 5 am to go hunt rats with her old trench knife if one's been at her kiwis again, and she'll work long hours in service of causes from everything from environmentalism to conservation to abolition to sufferage or anything else. Moal or amoral, if she believes in it. But she'll get baked, using the spots method Matt taught her a while back (seriously, it's only NZ and Canada who use that method, and it's kinda fire) and just lay in the sun eating everything in sight. Her personality loses its sharp edges and softens down to that very compassionate, curious core.

Also she turns into a fucking garbage disposal. Y'know those seagulls who will stalk you like they're carrion birds and you're a carcass while staring at your fries at the beach? That's the kiwibird. She has been known to cry when Jack or Matt don't share their snacks fast enough. Will go through the entire cheese platter and down three rolls of hobnobs. She's 'invented' several new types of cheese toastie while on the green.

[historia-vitae-magistras]

13 for the frozen noodle boy himself?

13.) What's an emoji, an emoticon and/or any symbol that reminds you of this character or you think the character would use a lot?

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Cold, arctic, pathetic, a bit floppy, looking upon the world with big sad eyes, will absolutely turn some tricks for fish? It him, it's the boy,

Biblically accurate Mattie

CHARACTER ASK GAME!!! 💫

[historia-vitae-magistras]

Why is all the characters in your stories seem to have drug problems? It's illegal and could land them in serious trouble in my country. We have the death penalty for trading. It's kind of upsetting and feels unnecessary to trigger people for a cheap laugh.

I'm sorry to hear that's the case for you! Alas given my nationality, it's a regular feature in my daily life. I won't give you a spiele but if it interests you, decriminalization is a really interesting topic! But please block the meat sack mechanics or alcohol/drugs tag below or unfollow if it's what you need to do!