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Meet the Ghosts: Alberta Haynes Click on each image for higher quality + image ID is under the cut!

[Image ID: A still graphic of three photos, all with a red gradient with black.

Graphic 1: A Spotify Podcast template. The podcast section is labeled: “Meet the Residents: Alberta Haynes”. The cover itself is a red gradient. There is a photo of Alberta from the 1920s in black and white, with a white outline behind her image. The cover photo states: “THE ULSTER COUNTY REVIEW PRESENTS: RATS, JAZZ, & MURDER: WHO KILLED ALBERTA HAYNES?” Underneath, it says: “Hosted by: Samantha Arondekar & Todd Pearlman”

Graphic 2: A purple-pink table top containing: 

A pink pen

A cup of coffee

Next to the coffee cup, a paper that says: “From the desk of Todd Pearlman” in blocky writing. There are three notes underneath it that say:

“There’s some beautiful, ethereal humming. Sam’s weird assistant said it’s off-tune but it reminds me of Alberta. Maybe it’s her cheering us on from beyond the grave...”

“Need to double check Sam’s sources. Yesterday she said Alberta liked Dungeons & Dragons, which wasn’t even around then? Then when I pointed it out she said “Uh...I mean...I think she’d like it.’“ 

“Alberta Clone plan is still in Phase 1. Sadly.” 

Under the cup of coffee is a phone, with a photo of Alberta on it. 

Under the phone are two notepads. The one on the left says “TODD’S THOUGHTS: Sam joked this photo has Alberta in it. Obviously, it’s empty but I feel inspired whenever I look at it...” The one on the right in neat handwriting says. “Hey Todd! Just slipping htis under your door where you’ve been doing hte podcast notes. For days. Just a hunch that you’re listening to Alberta’s songs again. But we have guests coming so you can come back next week for more Alberta research instead! Just at your earliest con-” from here, the word trails off with a scribbled line, and new handwriting is seen, saying: “GET OUT BRO - JAY.” 

Graphic 3: A community forum page that says “Ulster County Review Community Forum. Underneath it says: “Selected topic > Alberta Haynes > Most viewed”. Five posts follow in varying red-pink gradients: 

4.8k upvotes: Posted by albertafan101, 6 months ago. Title: ALBERTA HAYNES: WHAT WE KNOW SO FAR. Subtitle: “Ignore what that guy was saying, ther edefinitely wasn’t any “Thor” or “Pete’s” around in Alberta’s circle. Now, something that IS interesting, however, is a note found in the Woodstone B&B...

0 upvotes: Posted by fortheloveofpete, 6 months ago. Title: SIGNIFICANT RELATIONSHIPS. Subtitle: “Don’t ask me how I know this, but I can give my word it’s true! - Pete: Friend (and hopefully more?) | Lizzo: descendant? - Sam: “bestie” } Thor: enemy whenever he says landship

1.2k upvotes: posted by toddhaynes, 2 weeks ago. Title: SONGS. Subtitle: “Alberta did not get the chance to perform a lot of her songs, but there are some notable ones. - “Don’t Be a Rat (ironically, Alberta had ratted out a singer...”

90 upvotes: posted by sam_arondekar, 1 day ago. Title: NOTABLE QUOTES. Subtitle: Hypothetically. I’d like to imagine she’d say these! “My death, like my life, was spectacular. Had to be! No way I went out from something boring like a busted ticker.” 

56 upvotes: posted by pickleballover, 30 minutes ago. Title: WHY ARE THE HOSTS SO STRANGE? Subtitle: He sounds like a stalker. And let me tell you, that Sam woman...

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