#alastor has the sensibilities of a victorian woman and vox has stuff freud couldn't even conceive of

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i find the 'alastor accidentally seduces vox' trope hilarious, not in any 'innocent uwu ace doesn't know hes sexy' way but more in a 'alastor is being So Normal right now and vox is on the floor dead' way

like when alastor is actually trying to be attractive he's undoing the top button of his shirt and wearing ankle socks, but on vox's end he once noticed that when alastor drinks tea he taps his fingernails against the porcelain in the rhythm of mack the knife, and he thus spent the next 10 minutes planning a very professionally worded work email to valentino