#alastor fully presenting masc and then suddenly announcing he bought himself a pussy and is super happy about it

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I wanna write a human au radiostatic-y fic where Vox is a transman kalvin garrah type who has a problematic redpilled podcast, and Alastor is enby and a problematic true crime youtuber who sells crime scene photos on his patreon(this is a real thing that happened)

Anyway, Alastor is more popular than Vox and he decides to start a fundraiser for his bottom surgery and it's like

Vox: how dare u take away precious trans resources from REAL trans people u man fetishist freak. u can't just suddenly say ur a woman for money

Alastor: You can't get bottom surgery on a whim you fucking dumbass. I've been on hrt for like 5 years and had to get a therapists approval

Vox: what

Alastor: I literally have pitched my voice up and talk completely differently then when we first met? You've seen me wear dresses before. I HAVE BOOBS????(they're small but there :(( come on man flat girls are valid too)

Vox: No. You can't be a woman because you haven't said anything and don't use the right pronouns. You're just like, a fetishist drag queen or something

Alastor: I mean okay if you think so, I'm still buying myself a pussy

Vox: u can't do this its wrong

Alastor: I think you're just mad that I got a bunch of pussy money immediately while you're still over there dickless and losing sponsorships because no one actually likes you

Anyway

Something something Val is one of those onlyfans guys who's lowkey sex trafficking their girlfriends(Angel) and when Alastor says he's getting bottom surgery, Val suggests that his coming out/announcement video should be a collab between them and Al's like "yeah fuck it I'll cuck Vox with my brand new pussy on camera" lmao