#alannys has a goldeen if anyone is wondering

[rainhalydia]

On the off chance you might be a Pokemon fan, which Pokemon (and its evolution if it has any) best fits our boy Theon? IDM

Hey, lovely! I wouldn’t really call myself a fan, since I’ve never played any of the games, but I did watch the cartoon when I was a little bean! I can give you my very amateur answer, as long as we’re talking only of the “classic” pokemon. You’re more than welcome to send your own headcanons to my askbox!

I think the perfect pokemon for Theon would be a Ditto, for its adaptability, except Theon would really hate the idea because it looks bad. It’s basically a blob, it doesn’t look badass enough (or cute, which is something he’d secretely want his pokemon to be). I’d think Theon would lean towards a water type just because it’s the type his whole family has, but maybe one that can move on land fairly easily, so none of the fish pokemon or the sea ones. Balon has an exceptionally aggressive Gyarados, so Theon is wary of them. Asha has a Vaporeon that he secretly thinks is cool, but if Asha has one then it’s too girly for him.

I think he’d probably seetle for a Squirtle and be very proud of it when it evolves. His Squirtle would have sunglasses like in the cartoon and other accessories, it’s a very fancy little turtle. In his heart, though, what he wants is a Rapidash.