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[rowantothegate]

A few obvious and no-so-obvious headcanons I have for the BG3 characters:

Gortash is a 4chan user.

Literally:

>be me

>go to baldur's gate to start banite cult

>discover well-established bhaal cult HEADED by an ACTUAL bhaalspawn

>we hit it off really well

>heist from hell, steal the crown of karsus, plan to enslave toril

>plan strike team to steal and retrieve prism

>new bhaal chosen kills old one

>set strike team AGAINST new chosen

>hit it off really well with strike team

>profit

>everyone claps and cheers. obama was there

Raphael is a theater kid. He won't ~Shut the Fuck Uupppp~ This one is too obvious. He's one of those snobs who compares actors and tries to convince people one actor is superior to another.

Raphael also runs an asthetics blog

Orin makes national news for having a collection of hyperrealistic human jaw bones in her house.

Sarevok is a lawyer.

Astarion runs a shop that specializes in hats, parasols, and perfumes.

Raphael runs "get rich quick" campaigns

Mizora sells "Self-Made Millionnaire" books