#al: *about to puke and collapse from his guts being rearranged for 12 hours straight* hi vox
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Success!!! ur crush of 30 years finally agreed to join ur polycule and business
however he has decided to start a gratuitously violent, extremely public, sexual qpr with ur husband that u somehow didn't notice was happening for 7 months and now he's breaking up with u cuz ur "boring" and is trying to take ur husband and girlfriend in the de-merger of ur companies
#another fic idea i have#all i want his for val to fold alastor in half and wreck his whole shop till he's bleating#is that too much to ask for in these trying times#al: *fully doing a walk of shame out of val's room*#vox: and then my stupid assistant claimed i hit him and i did not-oh hi al-i did not hit him#al: *about to puke and collapse from his guts being rearranged for 12 hours straight* hi vox#velvette forces alastor to stop straightening his hair#and al is so comphet that ge decides this must mean that she's also his girlfriend now#alastor joining vox's polycule just to usurp him and become new hinge of the relationship#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel valentino#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin hotel vox#alastor joins the vees#hazbin au#polyvees#radiostatic#valastor#voxval#staticmoth
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