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My brain said I should make a Blorbo Therapy series and it’s just so funny because like—who would be the therapist?? They’re all so dumb???

Abel from Breath of the Sky??? Just imagine—

Legend: And then… they were all gone. The entire island. I lost her.

Abel:…But she was never real to begin with.

Legend: Yes she—

Abel: You were living in a dream world and fantasizing about a girlfriend.

Legend: Wha—no I wasn’t, it was the Wind Fish’s dream!!

Abel:…..So the Wind Fish fantasized you two getting together??

Legend:

Legend: I DON’T KNOW ANYMORE???

Who else is somewhat stable enough to be a therapist?? Better yet, who isn’t? 🤣 Gosh, can you imagine someone putting a tweed suit and glasses on Ganondorf and making him the therapist? 🤣🤣🤣

Gan: *grumbling about how this is punishment for screwing up*

Twilight, sighing: I just can’t seem to get over the sadness of losing her.

Gan: You didn’t lose her. She abandoned you. Sadness should not be what you’re feeling, you should be furious.

Twilight: W-well wait, I’m sure she had her reasons—

Gan: Whatever they were she clearly didn’t put you first. You should forget her entirely, or vow revenge and find a way back to her world to conquer it.

Twilight: Wha—no, I wouldn’t conquer it!

Ganondorf: Wallowing in woes won’t fix the matter.

Twi: You’re supposed to be helping me! And I’m not wallowing!

Gan: This IS me helping you!! Show her how wrong she was!!

Wild, in the background: So placing bets now on who’s gonna start swinging their weapon first

Honestly, realistically Rusl would probably be the best therapist but I think there are some blorbos he probably couldn’t handle 😂

Rusl: So tell me how that made you feel.

Ganondorf: How it made me FEEL?? My entire family is dead and it’s my fault! And the manner in which my babies were treated after I was sealed away—I swear I will get the Triforce and—

Rusl: Now, perhaps we should consider that you’ve already tried that twice—

Gan: THIRD TIME IS THE CHARM