#akljsdf;ljads;lfj I'm so tired

[luci-cunt]

Puppy owning be like

he's the cutest thing I've ever seen in my life. if he bites me one more time I will bite back. "his energy's starting to go down! he only needs 4 walks a day!" "what are you fucking chewing on--" "If you wake me up at five am one more god damned time--" I would literally destroy the entire world on a whim for him. "I'm going to sell you for petty change." "Why do you respond to 'Mutt' more than your own name--?" "This walk isn't for me, I work a fulltime job--get up off the ground and walk." "If you have the energy to throw a fit you have the energy to go on a walk." "When I say 'come here' it means come *here* not run the opposite fucking direction--" "Bro I worked 10 hours today I will not deal with you wanting to bite my fucking hand off." "Ok maybe I will a little bit you're fucking adorable." "Mom you can't hold him like that--" "mom don't spoil him so much." "mom please I'm trying to teach him good manners I don't care if you're grammy I swear to god--" "Oh my god he's sick and he's going to die and I was a horrible parent and I can't believe I let this happen and--and he's fucking chewing on my dresser handles and perfectly fine now why did I stay up all fucking night--"