#aka the way seahorse reproduce
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Trolls on an anatomy and scientific level gives me an existential crisis
#trolls#Guy diamond legit just birthed a baby from his hair#Does sexuality affect their reproductive system#or do they just ‘cosmo and wanda’ this#aka the way seahorse reproduce#if poppy and branch were to reproduce would it mainly be hair taking action orrrr#and then there's how trolls work#they can camaflage and extend their hair and the glitter trolls don't even wear clothes#AND THEN HOW WATER WORKS ALSO BAFFLES ME#WHAT IN EVERYTHING TROLLY IS UP???#JUST A WORLD MADE OF SEEMINGLY FELT AND SOFTNESS ESPECIALLY FOR THE PREDATORS#AND NOW TROLLS BAND TOGETHER WE GOT 2 OTHER GIANTS#NOW IT AINT JUST THE BERGENS#it's also kinda funny how poppy as a baby troll is absolutely naked and branch is in a diaper lol#Is this because of the circumstances they had or just their way of life#lastly branch must be one heck of a singer considering the fact that he's part of a well known boyband#moonlights thoughts
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