#ak mad hatter

[linxrouge4life]

Made some more of these meme thingies + Linx with them bc its fun so have these

Some might not be fully accurate.

[lazaruspiss]

Down The Rabbit Hole

Page One

The shear's chipped and rusted blades squeaked open, narrowly missing the neck as they collected a soft clump of blond hair.

"There there pretty, don't move an inch, these bolted daggers smite more than just a pinch."

In return, a whimper stifled beneath thick duct tape.

Page Two

Hatter's grubby fingers gripped and squirmed around the cutter's oversized ears, one in each hand. Squinting, his tongue curled up in concentration; a pile of butchered wigs lay tossed behind him. This was the last one and it had to be a success!

"In for a penny in for a pound, let's hope it's just hair that falls to the ground."

Like a crocodile's bite, the shears clapped shut, followed by the thudded wobble of a stool as Hatter hopped down onto the floor to gauge his work.

Page Three

"Frabjous! What a win, now for the hairs on your chinny chin chin!"

Hatter placed the shears down and picked up a cutthroat razor, delicately fanning out the blade as he turned to face his terrified creation: queen-like and flanked by a row of defiled mannequins. He couldn't get over how well the blue dress fit the man's slender frame, but then that was why he chose him.

He'll do for now, Hatter thought. Until someone better came along.

Someone just like his Alice.

[itsss4t4n]

How long is Forever? - Harry Hook x daughter of alice in wonderland

Headcanons but the longer version of this post:

a/n: this is based more on tim burtons aiw adaptation as it is the only one that i know, and i might have misremembered some of the story/ characters so i apologize if its inaccurate to wonderland or its characters in any way. I got way to invested in creating the character and story and almost forgot that that wasnt the point. At some point i think the character just completely changes and i low key hate it. Im really bad at writing headcannons instead of full fledged fics.

Trigger warnings: fighting, she /her pronouns used, slight angst toward the end but happy ending, not proofread

-being alices daughter you are considered kind of weird by the aks, (think luna lovegood), you are kind of dreamy and constantly in your own thoughts but you still have a very strong own opinion on everything. You say what you think even if others might not like that. 

-You also have a very different sense of style than most girls in auradon. You played alot with different colours and textures always looking slightly crazy (you took inspiration from your godfather, the mad hatter). Your blonde hair was cut to a short messy bob with short bangs, and always changing coloured streaks throughout.

-you dont have the same view of good and bad as most others , and you dont think the vks should be judged by what their parents did and immediately try to befriend them and continuesly defend them

-when mal runs away to the isle you insist on joining the other vks and ben, as you do well in new and different invironments and later because you are an incredible sword fighter, your mother having thought you all she knows, just in case you ever needed to fight a jabberwookie type beast yourself.

-Due to your personal style not being very auradon, you didnt really have to disguise as much as ben when going to the isle. 

-On the isle you felt surprisingly comfortable, as you liked the weird and almost liminal athmosphere that it had 

-the first time you met harry was right after bens kidnapping, when harry came to tell you all about it.

-Harry has this theatrical almost a little eccentric way of talking and moving, which intruiged you pretty quickly. Of course , You didnt like or trust him, he did just kidnap one of your best friends, but you were intruiged non the less.

"And who is this little lassy?"

You told him your name with a glint of interest and mischif in your eyes. "Daughter of Alice in Wonderland."

"How interesting."

"I was just thinking the same thing. Whats your Name?"

"Harry Hook." He introduced himself with adramatic bow, before making fun of jay and barking at carlos.

- The other three had watched the interaction in confusion and wonder. They knew you were a little odd but seeming this confortable with harry after knowing what he did to ben?

"What was that?!" 

"What?" 

"Dont be nice to hook! He just kidnapped your best friend!"

"yea.. But he is quite interesting." And as an afterthougt: "and kind of pretty dont you think?"

"NO! Concentrate please. He is the enemie alright?!"

"Yea whatever, lets go tell mal about this shit."

-You go with Mal and evie to see dizzy, and instantly get along.

-Later while Mal and Uma are talking (singing), you cant help your eyes from glancing over at harry every few seconds. He did look good, with his red coat, the old silver jook on his left hand, and the messy black eyeshadow around his striking blue eyes.

"He is really beutiful dont you think?" That question was mostly directed towards evie who just shot you a dissapproving look. "I'm just saying. purely aesthetically."

-You simply shrugged and watched the situation continue to unfold, swordhand on the hilt of your sword at your side. When the fight breaks out you stand against harry. For better of for forse.

"Hello Pretty boy." You raise you swordand get into a defensive position.

"Wonderland girl."

-You kept making little comments about his looks and his sword fighting which he of course returned in his own flirty way. You quite enjoyed going back and forth like that. Witty comments, smirks and flirty smiles, and fighting more for show at this point instead of actually trying to beat each other. Trying to make this surprisingly pleasant moment last as long as possible.

-until you heard an urgend shout of your name from Mal.

"Sorry in advance." In a quick movement you snatched harrys hook and threw it down into the water. Before a shoked Harry can jump after it you catch his arm and talk to him in a slightly hushed voice.

"I really hope this wasnt our last meeting pretty boy." Before running off with the others.

-You dont see each other again until Audrey turns evil, but you do still think about harry. Is it stupid considering you met like twice and he was you enemy? Yea. Did you care? not really. He was georgeous, funny, good with a sword. Your dream guy. Except for the fact that he was supposedly your enemy. but then again when had you ever cared about that kinda stuff.

-His black lined blue piercing eyes were burned into your brain.

-In the six months until you saw him again you had become mal and bens unofficial bodyguard, spening most of your time with them or with evie, your sword has taken permanent residence at your side, only taking it of to sleep or shower and even then it was always in grabbing distance. Mals paranoia about uma had actually started to get to you.

-You are at evies house when audrey shows up and spells mal. You join them in going back to the isle to retrieve hades ember.

-When your bikes get stolen you cant help but smile at the sight. Yea its shitty but he is still beautiful.

"Pretty boy!"

He drawls you name in his scottish accent and you mentally swoon.

"Thats my bike!"

"Oh yea? Come and get it back then." Before driving of.

-You run after them (except mal and celia ofc),and at one point you split upbecause the boys on the bikes did so. You follow harry and when the others are out of sight he slows to a stop. You catch up to him with a grin.

"Nice to see you again Hook. I was hoping we would meet again."

"I was too Lassie."

-The next 10-ish minutes are filled with flirty banter and tales of what happened in the last six months. It felt like you've known each other for years (as clichee as that sounds). 

-You almost forgot why you were there until you heard jay shouting your name.

"Where are you, Mal got the thing come on."

You quickly turn to Harry again.

"Go! Before they see you and make it a whole thing."

"What bout your bike?"

"Keep it pretty boy, i doubt the others got theirs back so it would be weird if i did."

With a last sly grin harry leans towards you "I will see you again very soon." 

Before you could question what 'very soon' meant, he had already driven of. 

Just in time because Jay and the others turned the corner behind you.

"There you are! What are you doing? come on!"

"Sorry. Was chasing after the bike." You Give them a small smile before walking past them. "You coming?"

-To say you were surprised when harry and gil jumped through the barries after them would be an understatement.

"Pretty boy?!"

"'ello Darling. we're just coming for a wee visit" 

-You tried , just like evie, to get the two groups to work together. Harry mostly walked next to you or Uma. At some point you hung back so he culd walk in between you and doesnt have to kep switching. He caught up with uma but still kept the constant flirts towards you up.

-Everyone was really confused on why you two seemed so good and almost comfortable around each other, not to mention the flirting. Evie was the only one who knew of your little crush so she send you a few knowing smirks.

-During the knight fight you and harry fought as a team. Incedibly well might i say. 

-You were somewhat enthusiastic about evies icebreaker idea, enjoying the idea that the two groups could finally work together.

"Harry great accent."

"Shes right. It is a good accent."

-The flirting just wouldnt stop, comments thrown at each other, bumping shoulders while walking, even brushing your hands against each others on occasion. You had joined the boys in looking for ben.

"To make sure jay and harry dont kill each other."

-Gil doing the icebreaker and bonding with jay. 

meanwhile you and harry in the background:

"We should do that icebreaker pretty boy."

"oh yea?"

"Yea. You've got really pretty eyes."

"And you are really good with a sword lass." His hook just slightly gracing your cheek before something in gil and jays conversation sparks his interest.

-When finding ben you had immediately pushed harry behind you and unsheathed your sword out of instinct. Jay has to pull both of you out of bens way because both of you got distrcated by how close you were standing to each other. After making sure ben was alright you made sure harry was too.

(instead of flirting with jane he flirts with you)

"Well well well, thank you for trying to protect me there darling." The hook was under you chin this time.

"No problem pretty boy." You smirk back.

Ben had his little freak out. Jay and carlos had one too for slightly different reasons.

"when did this happen? you and hook?"

You just shrugged and started walking off.

The boys just looked at eachother thouroghly confused.

-After everyone reuniting and you secretely updating evie on the harry situation you all made your way to fairy cottage. When you found chad you had to half hide in harrys shoulder to hide your laughter because god was it good to see chad taken down a few pecks like that.

-Then Mal dropped the bomb. Closing the barrier forever. You couldnt believe it. You were always a firm believer in the vk programm. And you had honestly hoped that even if harry etc were send back, they would get out someday, or you might go visit them. You considered them freinds at that point. But now that wasnt possible.  You tried to comfort harry and uma in some way but it was to no avail.

"Im so sorry you guys... I didnt know." You had tears in your eyes yourself.

"Dont worry about it Darling. Its nae your fault." Placing his hand, his actual hand, on your cheek for a second, to wipe away the tear that had fallen. Before he walked of with uma.

"Harry....."

Mal was shocked to see your tears at the fact that harry was leaving. she had absolutely no idea this was a thing. It wasnt really. you didnt have enough time for it to actually become a thing. You watched harry and uma leave before evie walked up to you to hug you. 

She talked to mal but you didnt want to listen.

suddenly there was a bright light before it went dark for a bit. When you came to again, Mal was gone. It didnt take you guys long to piece together what must have happened. so you went to find mal.

-You and harry were both incredibly relieved to see that the other was okay. *cue big hug and an almost kiss that turned into a kind of awkward cheek kiss before another hug * 

-Harry announcing that he is actually going back to the isle felt like another punch in the gut. Again that sounds dumb considereing how little you actually knew each other but you didnt care. 

-Harry and you talked before he left. He gave you one of his rings "so you wont forget me darling". So you give him one of yours "then dont you forget me either". *cue more crying and hugs, between all of you *

-Mal announcing that the barrier will be taken down during the engagement party was the best thing that couldve happened to you at that point.

"Looks like you get a chance with your pretty boy after all." Evie.

Uma to harry on the isle: "Now you can get your pretty girl, pretty boy." While bumbing his shoulder.

As soon as you could spot eachother on the bridge you ran into each others arms.

-Kith

-like a lot of em

-Your friends from both sides were incredibly happy for both of you.

[argentumcor]

The Price of a Bullet

You can find the whole fic posted here, covering Jason's experiences during Arkham Knight.

Notes and thoughts if they interest you:

-I do think Jason was written consistently between AK Genesis, AK, and the Red Hood DLC. There's a complaint that he wasn't, and an accompanying complaint that the Knight is whiny, but that's assuming a level of emotional stability that he doesn't have. Reading AK Genesis, it's clear that Jason's narration regarding Bruce is cope, a product of his time in captivity and the Joker's mental conditioning. Bruce does care- he's just bad at showing it. That's clear in his interactions with the rest of the family, even Dick who would have known him before the haunting loss of Jason. On top of this, Jason spent most of his life from the day he was born being told he was worthless verbally and via physical abuse. Trust comes hard to him. The Joker in the Arkham games is very good at spotting things he can exploit about people, and when Jason was talking to buy time for Batman to come save him, he probably heard Jason's low sense of self-worth (self-esteem doesn't cover it), the perfect thing to use to break Jason to harness.

-Jason's snark is present as the Knight here and there on comms. He's not stable, though, unlike his depictions in other media. The "whiny" tone people complain about is more mania coming through as he gets close to his goal and his programming comes undone. This, I think, was an interesting way to split the baby- in the comics Jason being unstable is a concern of Bruce's to rather...extreme...extent (and unfounded, he isn't unstable except for inconsistent characterization like the rest of the DC cast). What is happening in AK is someone grindingly finding himself dragged back to reality after living in madness for a long time (no way in hell did he "escape" as late as Asylum; let's say it's been five years minimum and it happened during some other breakout).

-A quiet theme in the Arkham games, and in a lot of the better Batman media, is "truth beats lies." Batman beats out fear toxin, beats out Hatter's hypnosis, overcomes the Joker's mental infection because they're all founded on things that are not true. As such, Jason- as his student and his son- is able to overcome the lies the Joker and Harley put into his head in the end.

-It's beyond clear in game he has no respect for Scarecrow qua Scarecrow or any of the other villains he's pulled into this plan. People are mad about that, but he's hyperfocused and obsessive. It's a video game (sillier, yes, I said it) version of his plan, if for different motives, from Under the Red Hood.

-Dini might not have written AK but I'm pretty sure his notes were used or something. It has a lot of the elements I associate with his Batman writing- Bruce as deeply fallible, for one, the Joker as an unsympathetic and very real threat and charismatic. I think Dini found Jason's story a well of potential, based on how BTAS Tim is actually mostly Jason, how Return of the Joker's Tim plot is AK Jason's plot, and how Terry has a lot of Jason's attitude. Dini, for all his oddities as a writer in some respects, has a real gift for spotting things to punch up a character and situation.

-It's funny to me how Tim is the 'generic Robin' of the group so his characterization just gets kind of tossed around wherever the winds are blowing. I like Arkham Tim as the grounded reliable one, but he's Basically Jason in BTAS and in the comics his characterization seems particularly up in the air.

-The Arkham games are very silly, objectively- the whole thing with Titan, the entire idea of Arkham City, the Joker disease and how Bruce beats it, and so much more- but not to themselves. It's a story about a guy wearing a bat-inspired costume and being a vigilante. It is silly. The platonic ideal of a Batman story is silly with a violent dark aspect, cynical about human nature but hopeful about the power of love (brotherly, familial, romantic, agape, etc.), and it takes itself seriously within itself. From these can flow many things, profound, funny, and entertaining alike, and they coexist smoothly. I think the important thing with fiction is to meet it where it's at, especially as a writer, and this is especially true of these IP (modern myth, that's what they are) stories.

-Going through the game for Jason's timeline has been revealing about things I think were trimmed/changed. I'm pretty sure there's a missing Knight boss fight when Batman takes down the air defenses, because Jason just bolts for no reason (I rolled with this in the fic), to let Batman do as he pleases. I also think the vehicle boss fight vs. Jason in the grinder was supposed to be more complex instead of doing the same thing the whole time, but that's generally true of the vehicle combat: mechanically, it needed another pass across the board to make it a less repetitive experience.

-The Red Hood DLC should have been Jason fighting his way to the Asylum where he saves Bruce's life at the climax, potentially with contact with Oracle or even Nightwing which would have been interesting as hell. I really wish all the DLCs would have given us something at the scale of A Death in the Family; I really like these versions of the characters.

-I recommend this sort of fic, where you follow a plot through an alternate POV character, as a writing exercise. It has the merit of having known constraints you don't have to come up with but some creative give to figure out how the POV character got from point A to point B or figured out something or why he did something.

[thetimelordbatgirl]

Ngl for a film that's about the next generation of VKs and AKs, Rise of Red is seriously lacking in new characters from both areas. Like, let us count new characters real quick in terms of VK and AK status: *VKs= Red (Daughter of Queen of Hearts), Morgie (Son of Morgana, albeit he's in the past of Auradon) and Uliana (Younger sister of Ursula, also in the past of Auradon and only counting her as a VK because for some reason 'villain kids' was on the portrait for the younger villains so...) *AKs= Chloe Charming (Daughter of Cinderella and her prince), Maddox Hatter (Son of The Mad Hatter) and Zellie (Daughter of Rapunzel and Eugene). That's...six new character's in total? Equal on both sides at least, but like, its very lacking for a film about the new generation to be honest, especially as the last film ended on so much potential to introduce a-lot of new VKs at the very least and yet, Rise of Red went shrug and decided to instead only introduce six new characters, two of which are set in the past, and only one is clearly the main focus of the film as her name is in the damn title. I can only assume the focus on the past of Auradon and therefore the cast getting filled up with past versions of Disney characters caused this because like...

[masteroffearshusband49020]

Headcanons Master List

BTAS Scarecrow from his first episode specifically

X big spoon reader

BTAS Scarecrow

X FTM reader

X ADHD reader

Yandere!headcanons

X big spoon reader

Reacting to a kind anxious reader

Anxious reader falling asleep on him

TNBA Scarecrow

X big spoon reader

Reacting to a kind, anxious reader

Anxious reader falling asleep on him

Arkham Knight Scarecrow

Dad!Jon x platonic!reader

Yandere!headcanons

Reacting to a kind, anxious reader

Anxious reader falling asleep on him

Taking care of him post AK

Year One Scarecrow

Yandere!headcanons

Ghoul

Transmasc headcanons

BTAS Mad Hatter

X FTM reader

BTAS Harley Quinn

X FTM reader

BTAS Penguin

X FTM reader

BTAS Riddler

X FTM reader

BCC Clayface

Basic headcanons

[gender-contain-protect]

Planned Coins

Alt Coining - [1] [2]

Gendersafe | Safe

Gendereuclid | Euclid

Genderketer | Keter

Genderthaumiel | Thaumiel

Genderneutralized | Neutralized

Genderapollyon | Apollyon

Genderembla | Embla

Genderunnecessary | Unnecessary

Genderarchon | Archon

Genderuncontained | Uncontained

Containment Classes

Flor Galana

Gevurah

Heimal

Tiamat

Ticonderoga

Cernunnos

Enochian

Draugr

Finis

Gödel

Maksur

Disruption Classes

Dark

Vlam

Keneq

Ekhi

Amida

Risk Classes

Notice

Caution

Warning

Danger

Critical

Amnestics

Amnestics (General)

Class A | General Retrograde

Class B | Regressive Retrograde

Class C | Targeted Retrograde

Class D | Progressive Retrograde

Class E | Ennui

Class F | Fugue

Class G | Gaslighting

Class H | Anterograde

Class I | Transient

Mnestics

Mnestics (General)

Class W | Reliable

Class X | Restorative

Class Y | Drill

Class Z | Lifetime

Gnostics

Gnostics (General)

Agnostics

Agnostics (General)

K-Class Scenarios

AK-Class "Madness" Scenario

CK-Class "Restructuring" Scenario / RK

EK-Class "End of Human Consciousness" Scenario / MK

GH-Class "Dead Greenhouse" Scenario

HK-Class "Deific Subjugation" Scenario

IK-Class "End of Global Civilization" Scenario

LK-Class "Species Transmutation" Scenario

NK-Class "Grey Goo" Scenario

SK-Class "Dominance Shift" Scenario

XK-Class "End of the World" Scenario

XK-Δ-Class "Solar Singularity" Scenario

ZK-Class "Reality Failure" Scenario"

"Broken Masquerade" Scenario

ΩK-Class "End of Death" Scenario

Authority

MTF Alpha-1 "Red Right Hand" | Overseer Council

MTF Epsilon-11 "Nine-Tailed Fox" | O5, Internal Security

MTF Omega-1 "Law's Left Hand" | Ethics Comittee

MTF Rēsh-1 "Seat of Consciousness" | The Administrator

Anomalous

MTF Omega-7 "Pandora's Box" (Disbanded)

MTF Alpha-9 "Last Hope"

MTF Omega-12 "Achilles' Heels"

Environmental

MTF Epsilon-6 "Village Idiots" | Rural, Suburban

MTF Tau-51 "Urban Brawl" | Urban

MTF Pi-1 "City Slickers" | Dense Urban

MTF Zeta-9 "Mole Rats" | Underground

MTF Theta-90 "Angle Grinders" | Unstable Geometry

MTF Lambda-5 "White Rabbits" | Unstable Reality

Undercover

MTF Alpha-4 "Pony Express"

MTF Iota-10 "Damn Feds"

MTF Psi-7 "Home Improvement"

Cognitohazard-Control

MTF Eta-10 "See No Evil"

MTF Eta-11 "Savage Beasts"

MTF Upsilon-4 "Sugar Pill"

Anomaly Specialists

MTF Beta-7 "Maz Hatters" | Bio/Chem/Radio Hazards

MTF Gamma-6 "Deep Feeders" | Oceanic

MTF Eta-5 "Jäeger Bombers" | Gigantic

MTF Theta-4 "Gardeners" | Flora

MTF Kappa-10 "Skynet" | Cyberspace

MTF Lamba-4 "Birdwatchers" | Airborne, Avian

MTF Lambda-12 "Pest Control" | Vermin

MTF Mu-4 "Debuggers" | Electronics

MTF Mu-13 "Ghostbusters" | Intangible

MTF Rho-9 "Technical Support" | Cybersecurity

MTF Phi-2 "Clever Girls" | Prehistoric

MTF Psi-8 "The Silencers" | Reanimated

MTF Chi-9 "Page Turners" | Literature

Other

MTF Gamma-5 "Red Herrings" | Information Control

MTF Nu-7 "Hammer Down" | Emergency Battalion

MTF Omega-0 "Ará Orún" | Noöspheric Constructs

MTF Epsilon-7 "Forget Me Nots" | Mnestics

[ACS Guide] - [Esoteric Classes List] - [Amnestics Guide] - [K-Class Scenarios] - [Task Forces List]

Send a request if something you're looking to see isn't here, not everything under each category is included.

[toonjazzy]

All of Stacey’s Fave Melanie Martinez songs

Well I wrote down Jean’s, of course I have to write down Stacey’s as well snajqiaooaoa

Dead To Me Bittersweet Tragedy Dollhouse Sippy Cup Soap Training Wheels Milk and Cookies Mrs. Potato Head Mad Hatter Play Date Cake Gingerbread Man Class Fight The Principal Show and Tell Nurse’s Office Drama Club Orange Juice Detention Teacher’s Pet Recess Fire Drill Test Me Numbers Glued DEATH VOID LIGHT SHOWER SPIDER WEB MOON CYCLE NYMPHOLOGY EVIL WOMB PLUTO MILK OF THE SIREN

Bonus unreleased ones: You Love I Mistakes Eraser Twins Unhappy Meal 99 Cent Store History AK-47 Jump Rope

[mhaccunoval]

WRITTEN TRACKLISTS + INSIDE COVER INFORMATION:

WHY ARE YOU HERE? (1987) INSIDE COVER1: Wedding exit (photograph) INSIDE COVER2: Dropped transmission (photograph) TRACKS:

Oracles for Square Heads

[Untitled]

The Magical Mr. Mingles

Diamond Dusting (Stone Cold)

Honey Orange Chicken Buffet

Tatum Cousin Bake Sale

Call Me St. Anthony (San Sebastian)

D’s Got Game

The Wedding Exit (Call The BrideGroom)

High Suspension, Dropped Transmission

Yankee Slugger (Bronx Baccalaureate)

The Oxpecker

See Us Out

NINE MILLIMETER (1990) INSIDE COVER1: Butcher shop (photograph) INSIDE COVER2: "Dog Fight" boxing (photograph) TRACKS:

Pegged by Russ T. Nael

Valentines Day Massacre

Clyde the Butcher

Effed Up Patch Job (Holy Art Thou)

“Dog Fight” Sallinger

Belligerent

Shot/Thought/Bought (Bleeding)

Carved Out Stardust (Oxen Blow)

Lotus Flower Lemonade

Oscar Wilde

Cat & Mouse

Funky Fig Newton

Lucky Black Three

CODE RED : CLUB 9 (1997) INSIDE COVER1: Disfigured hallway (edited photograph) INSIDE COVER2: Primordial soup (edited photograph) TRACKS:

AK Four Exits

The Primordial Ick

Crystalline Cowl Cut

Weight Training

Transmission : Pluto Tabulation

Ring Dinger (The Bell Toll)

Stephen Hawking’s Kick Drum

Flat Earth Fall Down

The Disfigured Hallways

Exit : Demolition

01202001 (2003) INSIDE COVER1: Utopia blueprint (drawn) INSIDE COVER2: Miracle mile (drawn) TRACKS:

Utopia : Static Entrance

House of Folded Cards

Palindrome Conundrum

37 Club

Dorothy on Madness

Tripped Microphone Cables

White Rabbit (Hat Trick)

Running the Miracle Mile

Caged In Dogs

Kicking the Habit (Cigarette Smoke)

Soot/Stars/Vampirism (Sonic Blast)

Burying the Boroughs

LAST WILLING TESTAMENT (2007) INSIDE COVER1: Prince preaching (photograph) INSIDE COVER2: Will & testament (stock photograph) TRACKS:

Poached & Poaching (Egg and Meat)

Power of Attorney

MK Ultimatum

Mad Hatter, Bookkeeper, & Barista

Alpha Cum Laude

Omega Juris Sum

Typhoon or Tsunami?

Resurrection

Stickin’ it to Geraldine

The Facility Upstate

Hell Hounds Barking

Molecular Benevolence

The Closure BONUS1. Tom Selleck Goes Burbank BONUS2. Eight Ballin’ BONUS3. Prince’s Priestly Preaching BONUS4. Faking Life (The AfterDeath)

down with pachyderms discography (1987-2007)

[batmanrogues-scenarios]

Any rogues

Reaction to close friend being abit too into daydreaming

They would randomly respond to air and they go, "Oh. Uhm, ignore that please." They accidentally responded to the character in their head in real life, their already embarrassed enough please don't comment bout it :')

While waiting for someone they're zoning out, would need to be called tons of times to make them snap out of it (or get slapped. if it works it works)

It's a coping mechanism of theirs and it's may or may not getting out of hand

Derealization happens often, would kinda get stunned when looking at a mirror, they go, "... that's what I look like? Damn. This shit really IS getting kinda overboard"

BUT when someone they care about wants to spend time, the daydreaming switch is off the whole time cause they love the person and wouldn't want any distractions

- SS

Mad Hatter

Well there's two of them now

Apologizes for interrupting their conversation, asks if their friend would like to join for a tea

Would never slap them them so just sits and wait until they'll return from Wonderland

Says they look splendid and to not worry

Doesn't really see anything bad in that, Friend would need to go to someone else for help

Scarecrow

Looks at them weirdly when they talk to air

He needed to ask question 3 times before realizing they're zoning out, if they won't responded he might try slapping

Says they might need help and after some time they realize he's right

He can offer his help if they're comfortable with it

Is happy that they have enough self control to stay in real word with him

Harley Quinn

Aks if they're alright

Would just shook them by the clothes calling their name

When they ignored her comments she just brought mirror so they can see themselves which opened their eyes

Is happy they're making progress by staying in reality for at least important people

Mr Freeze

Isn't sure who they were talking to so just ignores it

Gets worried when he can't bring them back to reality, slowly panicking because he doesn't know what to do

Begs them to look for help

When he realizes they're able to stay focused when spending time with him he would propose for them to hang out for often so he can have eyes on them

[cleverqueencommander]

What are your theories for who the other parents of the VKs or even the AKs are?

Hm, good question, but I don't have much theories about the VKs other parents other the ones you listed.

For the other AKs now:

Jordan: Eden from the Aladdin series

Ally: Mad Hatter

Doug: Elana of Avalor(inspired by @hannahhook7744 )

Jane: possibly the grand Duke in Cinderella

[linxrouge4life]

Here are some more Arkham Knight memes I made:

Enjoy.

[sinistarz]

Who are you favorite and least favorite Mad Hatters and why?

I would write you a thesis but I’ll keep this short and sweet

Valid Jervi & Reasons they are:

Batman: The Animated Series & Gotham Central

Are very obviously intelligent Neurologists and it is crucial to how their arcs play out.

Cocky as all fuck, just complete douchebags who aren’t afraid to tell you wether or not they think you look like shit.

Not obsessed with Alice (the character) honestly just enjoy being evil for the sake of being evil.

Still lost in a fantasy world though and will quote/rhyme to comfort themselves. Valid.

The New 52!

Just fucking feral!!! The literal definition of Break Shit!!!

Insane!!! Mad!! Bonkers!!!

Fuck around and find OUT!!!!!

He’s wearing platform shoes he’s fucking iconic

Unlike other Hatters he politely asked Alice if she’d come with him rather than just take her. He still killed her with a blunt object but at least he had manners

Arkham City/Knight & Secret Six

GAY ICONS. HOMOSEXUAL.

Just funny little men. They’re both incredibly fucked up and I want to beat the crap out of them but they both have moments that make me laugh.

SS!Jervis is an Ass Man also so me and him are on the same boat

I’m stressing AC and AK Jervis here. FUCK Arkham Origins Jervis. Fuck him. We ignore him. That game wasn’t really made by the main people behind Arkhamverse anyways so we’re allowed to do that.

The Long Halloween/Dark Victory/Sale!Hatter

Eh, he’s alright!

He’s one of the “kidnap Alice” sort of Hatters so he’s on the thinnest of ice

He’s best friends with Scarecrow in this continuity though so I respect him for that

The New Batman Adventures

RAT.

RATBOY GENIUS

He’s honestly just fucking babey have you seen the crossover episode with Superman... he’s just 🥺 emoji

His personality was sort of rewritten for this season so that’s why I see him and B:TAS Jerv as separate entities

Detective Comics

He has a pet monkey

Do I need to say anything else

Invalid Jervi & Reasons they are:

Gotham & A Serious House on Serious Earth

There’s nothing unique or quirky about them. 0% Jervis. 100% bullcrap.

Bland, poorly written and utilized compared to other versions.

The whole Inc3st and Ped0philia shit is so fucking unessecary.

Just immense disappointments all around. If you’re ever writing your own Jervis, I advise against looking at these versions for inspiration.

[wilting-hycaniths]

There is a place, you may only visit once you become enlightened in your own morals. The place occupies a few pre set rules, yet only few know of them. You all may call me Nex, and few all of what’s known of this place I may share with you if you continue your readings. Time does not flow within the same realm of which it does in your world, so never look at clocks in this place. They will lie to you. Never attempt to pronounce the words that occupy space on signs made of human parts, should you, the things in the shadow will come to take you away. If you dance between the line of idiotic and brave, you may attempt to have tea with hatter. However, this isn't Alice's wonderland. Later, I could tell you about Louis Carole's adventure in this realm. the hatter is much older than the book Alice of Wonderland, which is loosely based off them. Should you attempt to attend one of these tea parties, I have some advice you should heed. Look closely at the color of the Hatters tea, past the illusions he will try to pass. If the color is burgundy, do not drink it, and immediately leave. If the tea is a burgundy color then it could be made of one of two things. If the tea is burgundy and the Hatter allows you to leave, then it was made of whoever attended his last tea party. If you are particularly unlucky, and you attempt to leave, yet he does not allow you to, that means the tea is made of his own blood. He will force you to drink it, and you will turn into one of the faceless. Your bones will stretch out and you will no longer be human. Should this happen to you, you will never be able to leave. Always be polite to the Hatter, remain proper grammar and etiquette. He will ask you about your sins, do not lie, or he will know. The hatter may bring out his newest creatures, try not to let them bite you. If you want to know how to attend one of his tea parties, it really is a thing of luck. You must get an invite, and you can only procure an invitation if you come across him in the madlands. The invitation will include a map to where he resides, but be careful, he will always put you through the trickiest rout. By far, the Hatter cedes in power to other beings of this place. Some of which, should you come across, will cost you. If you come across the shadow man, do not, under any circumstances. look him in the eyes. If you come across the shadow man, look at your feet, do not m, ake any noise, and stay still. He will only speak to you if you speak to him. If the shadow man speaks, your ears will begin to bleed, and the only way to stop the bleeding is to seek the Hatter for a remedy, which is incredibly dangerous. The shadow man will come up close to you, never touching you, and stare at you. Continue to stand still and look at your feet, he may keep you there for days, however he will eventually become bored. The shadow man may encounter you anywhere, however it will only be when you are alone. If you are traveling alone, you may begin to be hunted by the hounds, in which you must immediately run. The hounds to you may look like a mix or a deer and dog, yet entirely made of skin. They do not have any eyes, so if you are hunted by them, they will try to steal yours. The leader of the hounds has all the eyes they have stolen grotesquely sticking out the pair of his back. If the leader is among the hounds hunting you, try to evoke the wrath of syphiris. If you succeed, the hounds will cease to hunt you, however it will come at a price. You will be safe from the hounds, however when summoning syphiris you are making a predisposed deal. If syphiris saves you, he will be able to experiment on you until the time of the next blood moon. If Syphiris saves you, he will experiment on you however he pleases, so you must choose whether you would rather have him, or the hounds. In this place, your luck and your madness are everything. If you are walking through the woods and there is a full moon, the trees may begin to whisper to you. Do not listen, they tell only lies. They will try to confuse you. Whatever you do, do not leave your path. If you do, you will get lost in the woods, and never find your way out. the hounds live in the woods, so if you get lost, they will find you. However, Syphiris will not choose to save you, he despises stupidity, and listening to the trees is the very definition of it. In this place, the trees grow eyes, and they are always watching. 

Untill next time

Safe Travels

[lizard-hair]

I would love to hear a rant for your ask meme.

a rant? hmmmmmm. alright. my rant is this:

my brain keeps providing me with absolutely bizarre dreams involving fictional characters and i am So Tired

here is a list of said dreams:

one where scarecrow threw me off a balcony

one where handsome jack kissed me

one where i sat on the groom’s lap (and didn’t get stabbed)

like two other ones where the groom and i were just hanging out (during which i was Very Scared)

the one that was like “uhhhhh you want a crackship rarepair?” and i was like “no not really” and it was like “too bad you’re getting ak scarecrow x unspecified deathstroke”

another one about some version of scarecrow, now featuring the traumatic deaths of riddler and mad hatter

one where the joker shoved sandpaper in my mouth and kissed me, in that order

one where black mask was in my bedroom (not my actual irl bedroom but mine in the dream)

probably like five or more about a certain oc of mine

in conclusion,

[askthedescendantshqgossip]

That Mia girl is weird. She says she's a VK but I've never seen her in Remedial Goodness class or at any of the rehab facilities

Is Remedial Goodness still a thing? I’m not gonna lie, given Tayen isn’t in it, I have to admit, I thought FG cancelled those. I do know only very specific VKs have gone to rehab, like Zevon or Uma, but as for Remedial Goodness I honestly thought those classes were a thing of the past.

As for Mia, things here at AP are never how they seem. I still don’t think those “normal” exchange students are normal. There’s Mal who probably couldn’t be forward about an issue if her life depended on it, Tayen who for being supposedly an AK and good-- nope, not starting down that rabbit hole, speaking of rabbit holes though what’s the situation with the son and granddaughter of the Mad Hatter hating the man but Iris or whoever couldn’t go against him if her life depended on it-- yeah, nothing’s ever as it seems here. What’s one more on the list, honestly? -V