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"The Boy Who Loses The Plot" (Part IV)

Aurora: Can you believe this? What a load of garbage. Fernando: Lighten up, will you? It’s not like you got a bad surprise. Continue reading “The Boy Who Loses The Plot” (Part IV)

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"The Boy Who Loses The Plot" (Part III)

Thursday morning dawns and the housemates start to get ready for the challenge ahead. It’s been two days since they received the Kev Mail, and they’ve all guessed that there’s some sort of interview happening. It has to be; Kev is many things but cryptic is not one of them. After a brisk morning run, Fernando’s on the terrace thinking about what the interview will entail. Continue reading “The…

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"The Boy Who Loses The Plot" (Part II)

Later in the day, closer to evening, the housemates relax with each other. They’re not looking forward to their days on ice but they’re used to them at this point, and it’s nice to be able to spend some hours together before they’re not allowed to interact for two days. Aurora doesn’t care, though. She hasn’t come out of her room all day; not to eat, not to drink… nothing. All that she’s had…

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"The Boy Who Loses The Plot" (Part I)

Season 1: Episode 5 Previously, on Kev & Get It: After several days of being on ice, the housemates were itching to interact with each other once again. And, well, interact they did! Crushes and scheming were on the menu the whole week. Makeovers had some housemates falling hard, and a begrudging alliance between two rivals was finally formalized. After a difficult but fun challenge of creating…

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The Housemates Who Didn't Get It: Super Special #1

Owen: I’m telling you, she’s not going to win… Maciej: Oh, have some faith, you old grouch! Continue reading The Housemates Who Didn’t Get It: Super Special #1

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K&GM: Ramona's Selfies

It’s a beautiful day. The sun is shining and the waves are glittering like diamonds. There’s a nice breeze caressing the sand and the temperature is just perfect. It’s sublime. Ramona Rossi, though… she’s not outside. She’s kind of preoccupied at the moment. Continue reading K&GM: Ramona’s Selfies

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"The Girl Who Fails At Everything" (Part VIII)

Kev: So… *giggles* are you ready to put some of the housemates… *giggles again* on the… CHOPPING… block? Eh? Guillaume: Kev… Continue reading “The Girl Who Fails At Everything” (Part VIII)

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"The Girl Who Fails At Everything" (Part VII)

Aurora: So. Things are set up, right? No flaking out on me now? Continue reading “The Girl Who Fails At Everything” (Part VII)

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"The Girl Who Fails At Everything" (Part VI)

After Team Blue has left the challenge area, Team Red is called to the basement to have their restaurant judged. Rosaline: I would have preferred to go first or last, you know? Make a lasting first impression, or a memorable last punch… and yet we’re right in the middle. Whatever, we can work with that. I think. Continue reading “The Girl Who Fails At Everything” (Part VI)

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"The Girl Who Fails At Everything" (Part V)

After a long, long, loooooong day of getting their mini-restaurants ready for judging and a restless night preparing outfits and choosing roles, the housemates wake up on challenge day feeling mostly ready. It seems like it’s been weeks since they’ve been working on this, but that’s not possible, is it?… Anyway. Continue reading “The Girl Who Fails At Everything” (Part V)

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"The Girl Who Fails At Everything" (Part IV)

The summer sun is just about done setting when Dahlia bumps into Nyle in one of the lounges. Dahlia: And then walks in Nyle, looking like an absolute snack! *giggles* I wonder if he’s trying to impress someone… looks to me like our boy has a crush! Continue reading “The Girl Who Fails At Everything” (Part IV)

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"The Girl Who Fails At Everything" (Part III)

Ramona: Kev called us back to the basement and he told us to change into our uniforms… different teams, different colors, for sure. We look fabulous, for sure! I love our… kitchen worker chic. It’s fashion… like, employee fashion but… fashion, um— Producer: Wait, but is it fashion? Ramona: It’s fashion. Continue reading “The Girl Who Fails At Everything” (Part III)

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"The Girl Who Fails At Everything" (Part II)

Crunch crunch, my beautifuls!You’ve had a small bite of the competition, are you enjoying the meal? Yes? Mmm, good, because this feast would be nothing without its guests of honor! But I’m sure all of this action has everyone famished and salivating… is it time for lunch?Well, if you’re hungry for this win, gather your taste and some flavor, and maybe some paint, and bring your scrumptious selves…

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"The Girl Who Fails At Everything" (Part I)

Season 1: Episode 4 Previously, on Kev & Get It: . A bumping party on the terrace brought crushes, strategies, and drunken fun to the forefront, but not everyone was happy with how things ended up after the bash. Let’s see: three? Four? Five? Lots of crushes here, but not a single one has truly evolved. A sneaky alliance proposal had some housemates shook, and sleeping arrangements caused some…

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K&GM: Christophe's Family

I was surprised when I got the call for a new reality show competition. Knowing that I didn’t even apply confused me, but apparently my name was submitted by an anonymous source. Probably someone at work. They’re always pulling this sort of prank. However… this is a prank that involves me going on international television and competing for a prize. I don’t even know what’s on the line! But I love…

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"The Girl Who Takes A Risk" (Part VI)

The afternoon of the second elimination ceremony has arrived and Kev is looking wistfully across the terrace where, soon, another housemate will have their heart broken… Kev: *continues in voiceover* …broken, broken by the power at our fingertips. “Entertain us!” they say, but at what price? Continue reading Untitled