#aizawa kid

[nyxowl16]

what is up with queer depressed men adopting kids and actually doing a good job of parenting??????

and bonus ofc: Stolas and Lucifer!

[firesmokeandashes]

Mha "could've been canon" quotes/scenarios

Fake Deku: *walks into the common room and over to Katsuki*

Fake Deku: "Hey Bakugou! Want to go spa-"

Half of class 1 a: *suddenly jumps the fake deku*

Fake Deku: "Wait! What are you guys doing! Get off me!"

Ochako: "Cut the bullshit, we know you're not Deku"

Fake Deku: *detransforms into some random villain*

Villain: "But how? I haven't done anything out of the ordinary!"

Todoroki: "Midoriya never calls Bakugou, Bakugou"

Tenya: "In fact we're not entirely sure he knows how to say Bakugo's real name"

Katsuki: Besides, danger sense would have alerted Izuku before everyone jumped you and gotten out of the way. So really you're just stupid"

Jirou: "Wait, sense this guy isn't Deku-"

Momo: "Where's the real one!?"

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Meanwhile at the villain's hideout:

Izuku: "So you see, you can be whatever you want to be, you don't have to be a villain"

Villain 1: *sniffling* "That's so deep man"

Villain 2: *crying* "No one's ever told us that before! Thank you!"

Villain 3: *sobbing uncontrollably* "Thank you so much! Im gonna turn my whole life around now, I promise!"

Villain 4: *sitting in a corner contemplating their life choices and having a mental crisis*

Izuku: *slightly flustered* "There's really no need to thank me! You guys should have been told all this from the beginning!"

All four villains: *thinking* 'And he's humble too!'

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Back at UA:

Aizawa: "So you mean to tell me he's been missing for FIVE HOURS!?"

Katsuki: *frustrated sigh* Yeah"

Aizawa: *insert groan of dissapointed and frustration*

Aizawa's phone: *rings*

Aizawa: "What!?"

Villain 1: "Um, is this Erasurehead?"

Aizawa: "Yes, what do want? I'm in the middle of important business!"

Villain 1: "Well, you see, we have one of your students, Midoriya, and we want to know where we should drop him off at?"

Aizawa: "...."

Aizawa: "What do mean 'drop him off at'"?

Villain 1: Well, he kind of gave us a talk about how we don't need to be villains and now we all feel bad about the stuff we did and want to give him back to you"

Aizawa: *sighs tiredly while dragging his hand down his face*

Aizawa: "Meet me at the abandoned choclate factory over on 15th street"

Villain 1: "Okay! Yeah, we can do that and I just want to say how sorry we are for kidnapping him! We're fully expecting to be arrested when we get there, so don't worry about us putting up a fight"

Aizawa: *sighs tiredly and hangs up*

Katsuki who listened to the whole conversation on speaker phone: "So he did it again?"

Aizawa: "Yup."

Katsuki: "And now you have to call the police and do more paperwork than you want to?"

Aizawa: "Yup."

Katsuki: "Want me to go with you to pick him up or..."

Aizawa: "Yes, lord knows he's gonna need someone to talk to on the way back and I cannot deal with him right now."

Katsuki: "So... what do we do with this guy?"

Katsuki: *jabs finger towards the shapeshifing villain who is tied and gagged with sero's tape snd spewing muffled curses at them*

Aizawa:"Hand him over to campus security and let them take care of him"

Katsuki: *nods and drags the screaming villain out the door with him*

Aizawa: "Im getting too old for this"

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Later at the abandoned Chocolate Factory:

Aizawa, Katsuki, and a handful of cops walk into the Factory:

Izuku: *jumping up and down while waving his hand*

Cops: *rush over to arrest the villains*

Izuku: "Sensei! Kacchan!! Over here!"

Katsuki: "We know, idiot! We aren't blind!"

Villain 1 being arrested: *whispering* That's 'Kacchan'? I thought he'd be nicer"

Villains 2-4 also being arrested: *nod in agreement*

Izuku: *bounds over to Aizawa and Katsuki*

Izuku: "Sensei! Kacchan! You're not going to believe the day I've had!"

Izuku: *begins rambling*

Aizawa looks tiredly at Katsuki: "You take care of him, I have a big enough headache as it is"

Katsuki: *nods and turns back to listen to Izuku's rant and scold him for being reckless and getting in trouble again*

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[decarbry]

heroes always stop

[touyafootfetish]

father of the year ⁉️

[arrowheadedbitch]

New idea: Shinsou is supposed to be babysitting Eri but he has to do something so he leaves Denki in charge for a little bit, he comes back expecting the house to be burnt down but instead he finds Eri begging Kaminari to let her re-dirty up her room so they can clean it together again

[kelin-is-writing]

Peoples will drive you into a corner and then call you problematic and crazy for the consequence of their actions towards you 💔

[smengart]

👍😆👎😑

[marimeeko]

After the fifth time that Katsuki pops up at UA, surprising Izuku with Bento for lunch, calling him "sensei" in a cocky(affectionate) tone, Kouta just stops at Izuku's desk on his way out of the room and asks him point blank,

"So are you and DynaMight actually dating, or what?"

Izuku sputtering and dropping all of his paperwork and avoiding the question out of sheer dumbfoundedness.

Then, the sixth time that Katsuki barges in, as he is thrusting the bento into Izukus hands as usual, Kota raises his hand, and stands up from his seat and yells out,

"DynaMight, sir!! Pardon me, but are you dating Deku-Sensei??" And the whole class gasps and whispers. Katsuki appears just as dumbfounded as he looks wide-eyed at Kouta and the students.

"Kouta!" Izuku balks, but then Katsuki suddenly grins mischievously. Izuku doesn't trust that look...

"Well, brat, maybe I SHOULD date him, then I could make sure Sensei doesn't forget to eat every day, right??" Katsuki looked entirely too pleased at the louder gasps and chatter that came from the students. He has a wicked grin as he turns his sharp red eyes back to Izuku.

"K-Kacchan, what are you doing?!" Izuku stammers, beet red and grabbing his arm. "This is not the time for--"

"If you don't want me disrupting your class, then stop leaving your Bento in the fridge!!" Katsuki scolds Izuku before swinging himself back out of the open window. There was a fresh wave of gasps and excited murmuring at the insinuationthat the two lived together. "We're ROOM MATES, OK?" He adds hastily, pointing his finger at the noisy classroom of kids.

He drops out the window and blasts off.

Izuku is left, stood at his desk, hands planted and hanging his head, trying to collect enough of himself to quell the riotous theories now flying around his classroom.

Kouta stands at his own desk amidst his unruly classmates, eyes narrowed as if he had just realized something, "I knew it!" He hisses.

"You're the worst," Izuku texts Katsuki later.

"I know" katsuki replies.

"Now eat your fuckin food or I'll stop making it for you."

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I think I was inspired by this art post ^^;

[poppy5991]

Aizawa: No curves

Kaminari: Sensei, please! We missed so much school because of the war last year!

Mina: Have some mercy!

Aizawa: NO CURVES!!!!

Monoma, in the distance: Our class would NEVER ask for a test curve!

[pjs-everyday]

his “why are you calling me at 3 AM” vs my “why are u awake lol” (he is trying to be threatening but Eri’s doodle throws off the glare) 😇✨

[sassypantsjaxon]

So we're all pretty much in agreement that Eri and Hitoshi are erasermic's kids, right? And then some people will include some of the other kids with them, but you know who could be a fun addition to their family that's too often overlooked? This kid

meh, but Mirio has a dad! Yeah, and Midoriya has a mom and an All Might, but that doesn't stop people from throwing him at erasermic.

For your considerations:

Dadzawa and Mirio

Mirio big brothering Eri

Mirio making fun of Hitoshi's boyfriend (and then Eri picking up on it, because that is such a sibling thing to do):

The sixth light novel, which gave us the whole family listed together (along with Auntie Midnight), and also gave us the three kids working together to save a kitty, so you can not tell me they would not get along and get into shenanigans together

Also, can you imagine Aizawa and Mic looking at their energetic blond son and his introverted emo boyfriend and their weird emo son and his weird loud blond boyfriend and just going '.........huh'

Seriously. Let Mirio join the erasermic family!

[mettywiththenotes]

There's something to be said about THE AFO being successfully snuck up on and taking hits from background characters because he couldn't sense them. Like being "weak" actually somewhat gives them an advantage here

[decarbry]

baby

[calibabii21]

| trying something new | reader's choice

pairing: reader's choice x inexperienced fem identifying! reader

genre: smut..more suggested than graphic..

warning(s): reader gives fellatio for first time, ethnic reader (implied), "talk you through it" (lowk..barely😭), gagging (is this considered a warning), basically reader gawk gawking....this is actually very tame

a/n: this stemmed from my dentist appointment the other day. this is lowk..not that great but I needed to write :)

"I can feel your eyes on me."

Honestly, you'd be concerned if he couldn't. You've been wordlessly staring a hole into his face for the past ten minutes. Just debating if you should voice your thoughts aloud.

"Do you have something you need to say??" But instead of answering, you rise from your vanity and climb onto the bed, situating yourself near his legs.

He looks at you concerned as he strokes your thigh with his thumb, "what is it baby?" You purse your lips and twiddle your thumbs, "Can I..try..sucking you off?"

His hand freezes and he looks at you with wide eyes, clearly not expecting those words to leave your mouth. "Suck..me off??"

You nod innocently as he slides off of the bed and guides you to kneel in front of him. "Can I?" you ask, and there's a beat of silence as his eyes run over your face, his hand caressing it. "Of course baby."

He singlehandedly unbuckles his belt, still in his work attire, whereas you're in your night clothes and bonnet. The difference in attire combined with you being eye level with his crotch just makes this even more exhilarating for you.

"Sweetheart, you can't look at me like that or I'll cum before you even start." He breathes shakily as you inhale his scent, overcome with desire. You've never done this before, but it's like something just awakens. Everything is now coming instinctively.

His whispers and sharp breaths egg you on greedily, your haste causing you to gag and moan. "Fuck Sweetheart- don't do that if you want me to last." The words dig you deeper into a state of..submission? Your priority shifting from pursuing a selfish experiment to selfishly pleasing him.

He sucks in a breath through his teeth when he feels your teeth beginning to graze him, "don't close on me, don't close on me. open up, yeahh good girl."

Never had praise affected you so strongly.

You opt for slow, complete bobs as he tenses, his high quickly approaching. He positions his hand on the front of your neck to feel the bulge that appears with each thrust down your throat.

"Oh, you're so fucking sexy letting me use your mouth like this." He whispers, hips stuttering with each roll. "Stick your tongue out for me baby." You whine, not wanting it to end, but obediently pull your mouth off of him, sticking your tongue out.

"Yes, just. like. that." Your tongue is heavy as he presses the weight of his dick onto it, grinding slowly until warm ropes of white shoot out, painting your face and the inside of your mouth.

"Mm, you took my cock so well Sweetheart." After hearing the sound of a camera, you open your eyes to him shoving his phone in your face– gasping once seeing the cum covered picture of you he just took, now as his wallpaper.

"Look at my pretty baby." He bites his lip and looks you over after cleaning your face. "You in that damn bonnet is gonna be the end of me." He picks you up, holding your ass and places a series of pecks on your lips that soon turns into a heated kiss, his tongue leaving no inch of your mouth unexplored.

Your hips naturally grind against him feeling him grow hard again. You pull away from him, eyes crossed hazily with a dopey smile on your face, "Boy you are so nasty."

He lands a slap to your ass carrying you into the bathroom, "Says the one who just swallowed my kids like a slut."

[black-and-yellow]

Captivating Programming.

[plusultraetc]

"If you're going, I will too."