#aint nothing but a hound dog

[xxx-calibur]

"Oh fuck off ya cunt, you ain't equal to a fart on the wind." He's not gonna hear the end of it, he just knows it. He'll never know peace. He might even long for the days of 'lancer ga shinda'.

[xxx-calibur]

"....Oi. Shishou. I ain't complainin 'r nothin but uh... Any reason I found this bit a you wearin mah trainin gear?"

"...We should get you back into it."

[xxx-calibur]

Local Irish Hero gets his ass pegged by four women at once, breaks his pelvis. When asked for commentary, he had this to say:

"And Ah'd do it again too!"

[xxx-calibur]

@teepslewdplace @fate-grandest-debauchery

[xxx-calibur]

Strongest Power Bottom in Chaldea

Will ride you like a bucking bronco n drain you dry.

[xxx-calibur]

Look at this man and tell me he is not THE most powerful bottom out there. You can top all you want, but he can take it an dish it right back out baby.

Why this headcanon, you ask?

Four words: His wife and Scatchach.

[xxx-calibur]

Last day for rabbit hunting

[xxx-calibur]

For a certain Hound:

"Is that a lance in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

If this hound had a tail you'd know it'd be wagging.

"Ah'd be lyin if ah didn't say both!" A hearty laugh to punctuate his words as his fair Emer's getting scooped on up like she's light as a feather. No less than ten kisses on various parts of her face, maybe a couple actually hitting her actual lips. "The hell ya been lass, that whole couples holiday was fuckin shite without ya." Another for good measure. He wasn't mad, honestly. Just a very concerned husband who misses his wife a bunch.

[xxx-calibur]

"Fockin Englishmen, ammiright?"

[xxx-calibur]

"Also is it me 'r am I the only one around here that ain't got laid. That's kinda fucked up."

[xxx-calibur]

This man is the greatest warrior in all the Emerald Isle and its most resilient Power Bottom you cannot come at him with weak sauce.

[xxx-calibur]

Emer says hi.

"Everyday ah think 'my wife couldn't possibly get more beautiful' n then ah see her n prove myself wrong." He's kissing her. Gotta smooch the wife. It's the law.

[xxx-calibur]

were it not for the laws of the land (and ESRB ratings and international release) this man would just walk around Chaldea naked.

[xxx-calibur]

Beat his ass an he'll suck your dick

He beats your ass n he'll still probably suck your dick

He wins either way cause he got a good fight n dick

[xxx-calibur]

"My dick is fat n my ass is tight n your Ma n Da know it."

[xxx-calibur]

Fights so good he gets three wives and a Shishou.