#ain't your mama
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I ain't gon' be cooking all day, I ain't your mama (I ain't your mama) I ain't gon' do your laundry, I ain't your mama (I ain't your mama, hey) I ain't your mama, boy, I ain't your mama (Ah no no, ah no no) When you're gon' get your act together? ('Cause I ain't your mama, hey!) I ain't your mama I ain't gon' be cooking all day, I ain't your mama I ain't gon' do your laundry, I ain't your mama ('Cause I ain't your mama, hey!) I ain't your mama, boy, I ain't your mama (Na na na, na na na) When you're gon' get your act together? (No) I ain't your mama (I ain't your mama, no) No, I ain't your mama (I ain't your mama, no) No, I ain't your mama (I ain't your mama, no) No, I ain't your mama No, I ain't your mama, no
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I can't stand ship wars but I physically can't restrain myself when I see my faves mentioned in the comments of a video that says smth like "when there's a disgusting ship that makes you sick to your stomach but for some reason it's popular"
Cuz they gotta be rage-bait, ain't no way you're saying bkdk or stsg or itafushi or killugon or sns or erasermic or any other perfectly normal ship instead of naming shit like gojo x yuuji?
Saw someone say "any ship that isn't canon" and I started laughing, some y'all really hate fun huh
#like it can't be that hard to conceptualize that a ship you dislike≠disgusting and revolting and should be burnt at the stake#they got me ready to start with the paragraphs#i never do i manage to hold myself back but trust that i am laughing at your nonsense#stsg#itafushi#bkdk#satosugu#killugon#bakudeku#fandom ships#sns#erasermic#and i understand hating bkdk cuz some of the fans ARE annoying or maybe you for some reason still hate katsuki in the year 2024#but itafushi? like what have they done to yall that you comment them under a “ships that i hate sm i could kill yo mama for shipping them”#ain't no way#it's not that serious#like if you wanna hate fun and have horrible taste be my guest ig not like it's gonna stop me from being a diehard shipper of these morons#at least i never see haikyuu ships mentioned. idk what id do if i saw anyone saying#shobio#or#bokuaka#but i know it wouldn't be pretty#haikyuu
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finished episode 4 👍🏻 still gotta finish the tea party (dead kinzo YEAH) and the ???? bit but mostly finished it. stuff is getting soo out of hand, i am soo displeased with how downhill the last two chapters after the cause of the tragedy (top 5 chapters so far) went, it was one of the few times i was actually kinda disliking what i was reading. i just really djsgddj dislike when something is stated and then almost immediately taken back or when something is hyped but ends being... not that cool
did we. really need a whole ass new aunt character. omg! if they had to bring eva back from the dead (lol) and summon eva beatrice, if they needed the character of eva there to get the point across anyway, did we REALLY need the whole ass sumadera aunt character... to even exist. maybe that's just me, but if she never shows up again (i'm sure she will) and that was her only role in the story i'm gonna be soo pissed (i guess it's good to know more about kyrie in general too. still, something about that made me pissed). and the way chdkcj we only saw the GRASS of rokkenjima, ange ✨ learned about magic ✨ and that was it, omg fuck OFF. that trip to rokkenjima was SO hyped and then it was just 😐 so we could learn a lesson 😐 smh. so funny how at the end ange was just "see you in hell, eva, need to go kill beatrice ✌🏻" LMAO that seems very aggressive after a whole hour of talking about love and compassion lmaooo but sure, i get it, go off, do what you have to.
UGH the whole "yeah, battler's back. yeah, i just got him back. yeah, he's a bit shaken but he's holding up" omg! bullshit! everyone acted as if that was the GRAVEST thing that could possibly happen and then two seconds later yeah. he's fine. yeah, that was just a scare. AND the whole "no, of course you're battler. it doesn't matter if your mom's not your mom. yeah, sure, you're battler" omg!! bullshit!! the whole thing was presented at first as if it were some WILD revelation that shook the very foundations of everything we know and then two seconds later yeah. you're battler. take ahold of yourself, battler. that's what i mean about presenting something and then immediately taking it back... it's not the thing itself that i dislike, it's just that, structurally speaking, that was a very frustrating way of presenting information. maybe it was on purpose, and if it was it worked because:
anyways. some time ago i saw folks saying that by the end of episode four you should already have a pretty solid idea of things which, well, seems a lot to expect of me at this point lmao. i guess i should reread the previous episodes cause that's also something the voices of the internet tell you...? so i should do that, obviously not through the vn again cause i'm not insane
#that was a rant. but anyways. it's fine lol it was just a mild discontent that was over as soon as the tea party started#oh i liked the golden land! veeeery interesting codependent sort of relationship between maria and beato (mostly beato)#when maria said she could have her nice mama in the golden land and then summoned rosa in a way that seemed as effective#as if she had placed a cardboard cutout of a smiling rosa there LMAO okay maria.#girlies this ain't it... this ain't the way to heal your wounds... whatever they are i don't think this fake ass place is the solution#ways to make yourself feel better: golden land ❌ inflicting your pain on other people ❌#and that's what we learned today. thank you very much#umineko spoilers#umineko liveblog
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#You got a fast car I want a ticket to anywhere Maybe we make a deal Maybe together we can get somewhere Any place is better Starting from#zero got nothing to lose Maybe we'll make something Me myself I got nothing to prove You got a fast car I got a plan to get us outta here I#been working at the convenience store Managed to save just a little bit of money Won't have to drive too far Just 'cross the border and into#the city You and I can both get jobs And finally see what it means to be living See my old man's got a problem He live with the bottle#that's the way it is He says his body's too old for working His body's too young to look like his My mama went off and left him She wanted#more from life than he could give I said somebody's got to take care of him So I quit school and that's what I did You got a fast car Is it#fast enough so we can fly away? We gotta make a decision Leave tonight or live and die this way So I remember when we were driving#driving in your car Speed so fast it felt like I was drunk City lights lay out before us And your arm felt nice wrapped 'round my shoulder#And I-I had a feeling that I belonged I-I had a feeling I could be someone be someone be someone You got a fast car We go cruising#entertain ourselves You still ain't got a job And I work in the market as a checkout girl I know things will get better You'll find work and#I'll get promoted We'll move out of the shelter Buy a bigger house and live in the suburbs So I remember when we were driving driving in#your car Speed so fast it felt like I was drunk City lights lay out before us And your arm felt nice wrapped 'round my shoulder And I-I had#a feeling that I belonged I-I had a feeling I could be someone be someone be someone You got a fast car I got a job that pays all our bills#You stay out drinking late at the bar See more of your friends than you do of your kids I'd always hoped for better Thought maybe together#you and me'd find it I got no plans I ain't going nowhere Take your fast car and keep on driving So I remember when we were driving driving#in your car Speed so fast it felt like I was drunk City lights lay out before us And your arm felt nice wrapped 'round my shoulder And#I-I had a feeling that I belonged I-I had a feeling I could be someone be someone be someone You got a fast car Is it fast enough so you can#fly away?You gotta make a decisionLeave tonight or live and die this way#le song shouting
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There's a debate whether Pearl ever saw Steven as his own person or an extension of Rose when her entire frickin' arc was about learning to love this kid for who he is she BROKE THROUGH HER PROGRAMMING to tell him the truth about his mother
She loves this kid in this weird overreaching way only a mom can and they go from the frosty tension of Pearl being unwilling to detach his mother from him to respecting both his and her own individuality where she's just one proud overbearing mama
Uh-I like Pearl
#steven universe#steven universe future#steven universe pearl#pearl#pearl and steven#she may have been your mother boy but she ain't your mama
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Got her tangled in his arms
She's a lusting, trusting fool
"No man born can rule me
That I've sworn
But stranger if you do
I'll belong to you"
#love notes#natalie merchant#cowboy romance#mama ain't raise no fool#but babe I'm a fool for you#you've got me wrapped up in your spurs#think I've become a drifter too
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listening to pink pony club by chappell roan immediately followed by you're gonna go far by noah kahan for a 2 hit insta-kill
#phwoof.#still love you and tennessee you're always on my mind and mama every saturday i can hear your southern drawl a thousand miles away#pack up your car put a hand on your heart say whatever you feel be wherever you are#WE AIN'T ANGRY AT YOU LOVE YOU'RE THE GREATEST THING WE'VE LOST#chappell roan#noah kahan#pink pony club#you're gonna go far
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testing out tags part 2
#(High high hopes)Had to have high#high hopes for a living#Shooting for the stars when I couldn't make a killing Didn't have a dime but I always had a vision Always had high#high hopes (High#high hopes) Had to have high#Didn't know how but I always had a feeling I was gonna be that one in a million Always had high#high hopes Mama said Fulfill the prophecy Be something greater Go make a legacy Manifest destiny Back in the days We wanted everything Want#high hopes) Mama said Burn your biographies#Rewrite your history#Light up your wildest dreams#Museum victories#every day#We wanted everything#wanted everything Mama said#don't give up#it's a little complicated All tied up#no more love and I'd hate to see you waiting Had to have high#high hopes Had to have high#high hopes for a living Didn't know how but I always had a feeling#I was gonna be that one in a million Always had high#high hopes) Mama said It's uphill for oddities Stranger crusaders Ain't ever wannabes The weird and the novelties Don't ever change We want#wanted everything (High#high hopes) Stay up on that rise Stay up on that rise and never come down#oh Stay up on that rise Stay up on that rise and never come down Mama said#no more love and I'd hate to see you waiting They say it's all been done but they haven't seen the best of me-e-e-e So I got one more run a#high hopes)
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I can't fully comprehend that THESE TWO are siblings:
#Listen#little girl#you're talking to a god#and i don't want to hear the drama#kindness#ain't my brand#(oh i guess that's why you ran)#try being married to your#mama#YOU STINK AT BEING A DAD#Poor mali r u sad#:(#NOT AS SAD AS YOU#WITHOUT YOUR POWERS#i didn't come to fight!#for once do smth right 🙄#I steal souls.#were you expecting#🌷#🌹#🌸#mal descendants#hades descendants#hades god#greek gods#nico di angelo#the sun and the star#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#descendants
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We used to be crazy in love Can we go back to how it was? When did you get too comfortable? 'Cause I'm too good for that, I'm too good for that Just remember that, hey!
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Yandere Mobster
Chicago - 1931 The Height of Prohibition The mafia is earning top dollar smuggling alcohol into the country. And one mobster has his eye on you.
Yandere! Mobster who's a made man, who drives a nice car even after the stock market crash forced most people to sell theirs.
Yandere! Mobster who wears a tailored suit and fedora, his black hair swept back. Who everyone in the neighbourhood says is a good guy, a decent man, even if he does work for the don.
Yandere! Mobster who pulls up next to you when you're walking home from work. It's late and clouds are scudding across the moon.
Yandere! Mobster who leans out his window and offers to drive you home. Who says these streets ain't safe for a pretty girl like you.
Yandere! Mobster who's known you since you were children. Two kids from immigrant families, playing together in the tiny bits of open space your apartments could offer.
Yandere! Mobster who keeps looking at you and marvelling at how grown up you both are. Where did that scruffy little girl go? And when did you get so pretty?
Yandere! Mobster who spends the whole drive chatting about old times. Who makes you laugh at his stories about running from the landlady and stashing his school books behind the canteen.
Yandere! Mobster who leans over you and pulls the door closed when you move to get out. Who looks you dead in the eye when he asks if you're having trouble with your rent.
The mob is a big part of the community afterall, and he knows just about everything.
You drop your eyes, embarrassed. Your brothers have their own families to care for, you say. Things are hard but if you pick up a few more shifts at the factory, you might manage it.
Yandere! Mobster who sighs and digs in his suit pocket. Who pulls out a stack of cash and counts it right in front you.
Yandere! Mobster who offers you enough for two months of rent. A small fortune to someone from your part of town.
You shake your head, horrified. You can't afford the interest, you tell him.
Yandere! Mobster who scoffs and asks if you really think he's offering a loan when you've known each other for years? It's a gift, to keep your mama out of the cold.
Yandere! Mobster who smiles at the hesitant way you accept the money. You're too proud to ever ask for help and he knows it. Just like when you were kids.
Yandere! Mobster who gets out and opens the car door for you like a gentleman, even if he knows the whole apartment building will talk about it.
Yandere! Mobster who grins that charming, good guy smile even though he has a gun holstered under his jacket and a shovel in the trunk. Who says he'll consider things even if you cook him dinner some time.
Yandere! Mobster who visits your ma while you're at work. Who tells her he's interested in you and wants her blessing. And your ma is all too happy to give it. He's such a good boy, she says, and she knows he's always had a soft spot for you.
Yandere! Mobster who insists on driving you home after work everyday. Even when you blush and complain that he's going out of his way.
Yandere! Mobster who gratefully accepts the gifts you offer him. Fresh baked bread, jars of your mama's famous marinara sauce, homecooked meals... Who eats so much better when you take care of him.
Yandere! Mobster who eventually runs out of luck and straight into trouble. What was supposed to be a routine whiskey delivery turns out to be a sting operation.
Yandere! Mobster who sees his partner get a hole blasted right through him and almost die. Who fires at the cops until his tommy gun is red hot and smoking. Who ends up with so much blood on his hands he ain't sure it will ever wash off.
Yandere! Mobster who finds himself at your door afterwards, his coat drenched by the rain.
Yandere! Mobster who doesn't resist when you pull him inside and strip away his jacket and shirt. There's blood on your hands after you hang up his coat, and you pretend not to notice it.
Yandere! Mobster who can see your curiosity fighting against your sense. In the end, you don't ask him a single question about it.
Yandere! Mobster who sinks gratefully into the bath you draw for him. And who falls asleep the second his head hits your pillow.
Yandere! Mobster who's gone by morning. His bloodstained coat gone with him.
Yandere! Mobster who asks around about you and finds out you've got a whole score of fellas vying for your hand.
Yandere! Mobster who let's it be known that he's interested in you and watches with satisfaction as all your potential suitors drop away.
Except for one. He just spits and says you're a grown woman and can choose your own man.
Yandere! Mobster and his buddies pick the guy up after a late shift. Tie his hands behind his back and gag him before they toss him in the trunk.
Yandere! Mobster who beats the shit out of him. Who breaks his nose with a knuckle duster and his ribs with a crowbar. Who grabs his hair with bloody fingers and hisses that you're off limits.
Yandere! Mobster whose buddies lounge against the warehouse wall and smoke, never bothering to question what a simple dock worker did to deserve such a brutal beating.
Yandere! Mobster who sniffs your hair when you hug him. He's like a dog - always making sure other men haven't left their scent on you.
Yandere! Mobster who let's his hands wander when he takes you out dancing. Who kisses you goodnight and let's his lips brush your neck before he pulls away.
Yandere! Mobster who goes home and jerks off to you, his teeth bared and head bent forward. Who snarls at you to take it, take it like a good girl.
Yandere! Mobster who tells his don about you - how pretty you are, how clever, how discreet. The man leans back in his chair and pulls on his cigar.
She'll never make a liar of you. You should marry her just for that.
Yandere! Mobster who shows up at your door a week later, an engagement ring burning a hole in his pocket.
Be my girl. And I promise I'll take care of you.
You think about the night he came to you covered in blood and not speaking a word. You think about your friend from the docks and the way he dissappeared. You think about the way people look away when you're with him in public.
You say yes, as though you have a choice.
#mafia 1#tommy angelo#yandere#yandere x reader#reader insert#x reader#yandere imagines#yandere drabbles#yandere scenarios#yandere oc
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tag dump!
#FUCK ME UP ; FUCK ME UP GOOD (ic)#WOMAN I CAN SEE YOUR RING (ooc)#IT AIN'T TOO HARD TO TELL THAT IT DON'T MEAN A THING (headcanon)#YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU'RE ASKING FOR (meme)#I GOT A LOADED GUN AND I'VE USED IT BEFORE (dash comm)#I SAID NOW HEY LITTLE MAMA ; LET ME GIVE YOU A RIDE (musing)#I NEED ANOTHER REASON TO FEEL DEAD INSIDE (aesthetic)#DON'T ASK ME FOR MY NAME ; IT'S NOT A PART OF THE PLAN (crack)#ALL YOU GOTTA KNOW IS I'M A DANGEROUS MAN (promo)
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First DG makes me watch a Babyface MJF match, now he's gonna make me have to watch a Miro match?? 😩
#Miro is one of those wrestlers I simply Do Not Get#Every time I try to watch his matches I am bored to tears#But...if anyone can make it somewhat entertaining for me it's DG#And I lowkey hate this storyline with CJ#Where the whole thing is ''GRRRR Why isn't my sex object wife doing what I - her husband - want? This is ridiculous!#How dare she make her own decisions and do something independently of her man? That's now what women are supposed to do! GRRRRRRR!!''#But I swear to god if this somehow results in CJ telling her caveman husband to fuck off so she can go be Daniel's sugar mama#I will LAUGH hysterically and this will become my favourite storyline ever#Like obviously that ain't gonna happen but it's funny in my head so#DG to Miro: ''So since I call your wife 'mommy' does that make you my da -''#Miro: *seethes in cuckold-driven rage* *strangles Daniel*#CJ: ''Yeah that's not gonna work - he's into that.''
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A message to everyone on the West Coast: it may be winter, but y'all still need to wear your fucking deodorant. When I say I met three separate people who absolutely REEKED of sweat yesterday. What the fuck is wrong with y'all.
#winter#texas#west coast#y'all still smell#I know most texans ain't used to the cold but shiiiiit#this is shit your mama should've taught ya
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YAKUZA!TOJI X MILF!READER —aka toji on some joe goldberg bullshit
⟢ rating: mdni.18+ each episode will have its own ratings but general warnings— lactation kink, face riding, drugs (weed, alcohol, cigs), infidelity, yuji is sukuna x reader child, size-kink, milf kink, breeding kink, voyeurism, masturbation, dubcon/noncon, squirting, pussy talk, biting, creampies, obsessive tendencies, heavy manipulation, yandere, Toji in daddy and dad mode. this will be fem black reader coded as reader is foreigner and uses some aave but no other descriptors. ⟢ total run time: 𝟏𝟑.𝟒𝐤 of ? ⟢ opening theme: Rich Baby Daddy - Drake
⟢ subscriber access: tag request in comments, previous tag list from the teasers are already accounted for. ⟢ director's note: this fic is to celebrate my year of having this account! literally this is the first fic i thought of and wanted to write and have been working on it since nov'23. so full circle moment fr! i hope you enjoy it. ⟢ executive producers: special thanks to @littlemochabunni, @ryomens-vixen, @yung-notorious and @buttercupblu143 for helping me beta this and bounce off ideas and listen to me be crazy for the past 9-10 months about this fic 🥹.
꒰ disclaimer: this is a plot-driven eventual smut fic and is told mostly in Toji POV through flashbacks until the end of episode 3. so if you stick with me i promise you a freak nasty pay off in episode 4 💕🤭. the build up makes it 100x better, trust~ ꒱
🎬 𝐄𝐏𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐃𝐄 𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓—
🎞️ 𝐒𝟏 𝐄𝟏: ❝ I STILL GOT SOME LOVE DEEP INSIDE OF ME, PLEASE DRAG IT OUT OF ME ❞
⟢ Reflecting on the last 3 months of meeting you during a time of organizational unrest, how did casual desire turn into a sinister obsession for a deadly yakuza assassin like Toji Fushiguro? It's your fault though, as a new resident of the yakuza luxury high-rise, The Nursery—shoulda known better than to have smiled that brightly at a single-dad widower, mamas. episode run time: 𝟒.𝟕𝐤
🎞 ️𝐒𝟏 𝐄𝟐: ❝ POPPIN' MY SHIT COME WITH CONSEQUENCES, POST NUT CLARITY I CAME TO MY SENSES ❞
⟢ With tensions in the organization at an all-time high and a traitor still on the loose, everyone is on edge. Fortunately, Toji has been watching over you for weeks, especially since Sukuna has been even less attentive. But when Toji notices you making a new friend—a potential lifeline apart from him—can he keep his jealousy in check? Just how far will Toji go to have you all to himself? episode run time: 𝟖.𝟕𝐤
🎞 ️𝐒𝟏 𝐄𝟑: ❝ WE FROM TWO DIFFERENT WORLDS BUT IT'S A MATCH TO ME ❞
⟢ Forced to make difficult choices this past week, it's becoming increasingly clear Sukuna's loyalties lie more with the organization than you. But of course, as chance would have it, Toji is there to console you when you have no one. Who needs Sukuna, friends, or anyone else when you have Toji? Toji can see the cracks forming in your resolve—but when he pushes, will you still be able to resist his charms? Or will you crumble in his hands? episode run time: ⩇⩇:⩇⩇
🎞️ 𝐒𝟏 𝐄𝟒: ❝ JUST SAY GOODBYE TO HIM, THEN TAKE THE RIDE TO ME, RIDE TO ME ❞
⟢ Circumstances align and you're practically served on a platter to Toji, he takes this as the prime opportunity to finally claim you as his. Toji deserves you. You know this though, so he won't have to do a thing—you'll come to him all on your own like a good sexy lil' milf won't you, mamas? Nevermind about your world falling apart around you—Toji has already made all of the arrangements to see that you and Yuji are taken care of. episode run time: ⩇⩇:⩇⩇
🎬 𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐔𝐒 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓—
🎞️ 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 𝐒𝟎 𝐄𝟏: ❝ WANNA STICK AROUND FOR THE RIDE? BABY HOLD ON TIGHT ❞ AKA "DON'T DROP THE PANCAKES"
Prequel/Standalone. Yakuza!Sukuna x Exchange Student!Reader. ⟢ Moving to a foreign country for school ain't all sunshine and rainbows—especially when your student status prevents you from acquiring legitimate employment. Good thing a friend of a friend has a connect for under-the-table work. Although, being a topless maid for a ruthless yakuza leader wasn't on your bingo card for your new life abroad—especially when you end up pregnant. episode run time: ⩇⩇:⩇⩇
©𝐛𝐥𝐤𝐤𝐢𝐳𝐳𝐚𝐭 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟒. 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐬 𝐨𝐫 𝐠𝐟𝐱, 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞.
#✎ᝰ𝓀𝒾𝓏𝓏𝒶𝓉¢σσкѕ#✎ᝰ𝓀𝒾𝓏𝓏𝒶𝓉¢σσкє∂тнαт#toji fushiguro#toji smut#toji fushiguro smut#sukuna x reader#sukuna smut#jjk x reader#toji x reader#toji x you#toji x y/n#sukuna ryomen smut#jjk sukuna#jujutsu kaisen smut#jujustsu kaisen x reader#jjk x you#jjk smut#jjk fic#jjk toji#ryomen sukuna smut#jujutsu kaisen fanfiction#toji fushiguro x y/n#toji fushiguro x you#jjk x black reader#toji fushiguro x reader#toji fushiguro x black reader#toji x black reader#toji x fem reader#sukuna x you#sukuna x black!reader
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Just so you know you ruined a perfectly note less blog and scared me.
I’m pretty scary i guess
#my asks#posting#dunno who this is but you better get used to getting notes#this ain't your mama's social media platform
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