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guess who’s watching ironfist

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i can’t not watch it with my dad so i’m also going to rate it low

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danny’s nipples make me uncomfortable

 he also bums me out

we just finished game of thrones and i liked loras and now he’s danny rand?

no accent and not even gay :(

i don’t even feel comfortable headcanoning him as anything ebcause he honestly seems so childlike??? in some ways

you know who he reminds me of? Goku

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I think Joy just helped Danny

I have no idea who on earth she is, she seems inconsistent

i think danny is wearing shoes

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i still have the entirety of the finale to watch but who would have guessed ward would be good, joy would be bad, colleen would be hand, and gao wouldn’t be?

every asian introduced was part of the hand or otherwise against danny - every poc has been either working for the bad guys or claire and claire? they over use her and do so poorly. she runs off to china to fight the hand with a guy she just met despite having absolutely zero fighting skills/training besides what growing up in new york has given her, after talking at length about how terrifying/dangerous they were

claire has, in the past, proven to be pragmatic and self-preserving - by that, i mean she doesn’t stick her neck out there unless it’s to act as a nurse, she certainly hasn’t run into battle with no way to fight/defend herself.

oh and she also said it’s never right to kill, no matter who does it or why. ummmmmmmmmmmm - even if you go by irl morality and not action movie morality, we all recognize there’s such thing as self defense/defense of others.

so yea, the whole thing is ridiculous, racist, and frankly, ableist.

Two characters have been wrongly, purposely commited to the same mental ward, danny seems to have some form of ptsd, he keeps flashing back to the plane crash, he’s blacked out before, he’s gripped by irrational, misplaced rage. and this is viewed as pushing him to search out his parents killer without concern for 1) sacred duty, 2) safety of himself or others, 3) truly mind boggling leaps of logic. it pushes him to want to kill. ugh.

“you think your day on the run compares to my lifetime of abuse?” well danny thinks that the death of his parents trumps a lifetime of abuse perpetrated by a father unto his son. danny rand, oppression olympics gold metalist - i mean, i’m not saying watching your parents die doesn’t suck, but i’m also saying that you shouldn’t say “My parents dying trumps you being abused your entire life by your dad, including him forcing  you to do unspeakable acts”

ward might have just died. he’s the only character i didn’t hate by the end

oh ward isn’t dead (yet), just bleeding heavily from being hit in the head by a golf club

holy fuck he jsut flew into the building

ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhmy god why is he wasting so much time and energy

fucker didn’t even remove the gun from the bad guy

we have a real bad guy monologue going on here

harold has been impaled and the way he’s gripping the pipe looks stupidly suggestive

so harold is the dragon and he’s going to prison.... what the fuck, nope, ward shot him, good for ward, run downstairs and cut his fucking head off

if smooshing him on the sidewalk didn’t work, cremating him will

all his legal issues are done, magically, the dea sucks.... omg, j-money (What’s her name?) just said “because you were set up and will be giving the dea a shit ton of money, they won’t press charges”.... the dea is fucking extorting him

now claire is training wit colleen, she wasn’t in any other show this much, and she gave a sanctimonious exit speech, ugh they’re ruining her

so danny is going back to k’uon lung and taking colleen with him

ward walks into rand and there’s a picture of him and danny, not harold and what’s his face

okay ward, hit the picture of harold with a golf club nnow.... damn it, nope

davos and joy are chatting about how danny destroys everything, gao is sitting a table over listening to them

is gao a good guy or bad guy??? didn’t daredevil tell us she’s an alien??? wtf

DANNY CUT HIS HAIR WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

why isn’t this over yet

ha, the hand made it to k’uon lung, danny you did this you motherfucker, yea you’re right it is all your fault, you fought for the iron fist and then you fucking stole it you piece of shit

and that is the end of iron fist season 1

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